Chapter 064 The monkey steals the peach yaksha and explores the sea
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Deng Zheng's press conference was held as the five girls of the Crystal group were trying on and deciding on the recording costumes for the second title song of their debut album.
"Hurricane Music" attaches great importance to it, and a large amount of money was invited from Japan to design a total of 13 sets of clothes.
Although girls are born with a love of beauty and love to wear beautiful clothes, they come over at six o'clock in the morning, try on thirteen sets of clothes in a row, and constantly cooperate with posing and taking pictures. Not to mention the other four, it was the same as the eggplant that had been beaten by the frost.
The only thing that supports them and makes them a little energetic is the press conference of "Ping Tracer Film".
There is no video webcast, but the "mobile phone maniac" Lin Xiaolu just doesn't know where to find the text scrolling live broadcast. So she secretly held her mobile phone to pay attention to the progress throughout the whole process, and the other four people covered for her. Then waited for the rest time between dressing, and then she reported the details of this period to everyone, such as what questions the reporter asked Deng Zheng, how Deng Zheng answered, how the scene reacted, etc......
In the blink of an eye, it was time to change clothes again, this was already the tenth costume, and everyone held their spirits and sighed into the dressing room.
Suddenly, without warning, Lin Xiaolu, who had just taken out his mobile phone, stared at the mobile phone screen as if he was ghostly, screamed "ah", then jumped three times, and then, turned back and forth seven or eight times like a headless fly, and finally simply rushed to the corner of the wall, picked up two thin and long arms, and beat a crazy "wow, yes, yes" at a bunch of clothes!
The remaining four people were stunned, and after half a sound, Bergge stabbed the knife slowly and methodically: "Hey Woman, what's the matter, another neighbor uncle has confessed to you?"
Poof, the remaining three pursed their lips and laughed, Lin Xiaolu's next-door neighbor's uncle confessed to her on behalf of his grandson, which was a taboo topic about Lin Xiaolu during this time.
Everyone was having fun, Lin Xiaolu turned around suddenly, her beautiful little face turned red, her ink-like eyes were round, and her mouth was trembling with excitement:
“…… It's not a neighborhood...... It's Brother Zheng......"
"Huh?!"
The four girls screamed in unison.
"It's not...... Not a confession...... It's Brother Zheng, he deceives my feelings!"
"Aha?!"
The four girls stood up in shock. He Qi was frightened and directly knocked over the water bottles on the table.
"Oh, it's not what you think, Brother Zheng is Jin Liang! "Ping's Tracer Film" is what he wrote! Hmph, every time I ask him, he pretends to be with me, it's just too deceitful! This is not to deceive my feelings, what is this?!"
Lin Xiaolu, who came back to his senses, sharpened his porcelain white and white silver teeth, clenched his two small fists together, and pinched his knuckles with a rattling sound, word by word.
Of course, the so-called rattling only existed in her own mind.
……
"Sister Xiaolu, although Brother Deng Zheng didn't confess to us that he was Jin Liang did something wrong, but you lied to him and said that Sister Tan Wei was sick, so he rushed over immediately and attacked him, isn't that okay?
In the living room of the dormitory, He Qi seriously reasoned with Lin Xiaolu.
"Hey, I said doll, who are you with? Tan Wei hasn't said anything yet, where did you come up with so many crooked truths! I don't care about anything else, this woman has discussed Jin Liang and "Ping Trace" with him at least seventy or eighty times, and he actually doesn't show his mouth at all, and treats this woman as a fool! I don't care, he is the first year of junior high school, let's do fifteen, this is called clear grievances!" Lin Xiaolu hates iron and steel.
"Right. When I came to the dormitory for dinner a few days ago, we discussed Zhang Danfeng, but he pretended to be stupid and innocent. Deliberately watching our jokes must not be spared. Berg said coldly.
"I also support Xiaolu. Alas, that day, he deliberately teased my class to make an axe, commenting on the characterization of Zhang Danfeng and Yun Lei. Now that I think about it, I almost want to die. Concubine Jiang rubbed her cheeks, and her heart was not good.
He Qi was helpless, so he had to turn his eyes to Tan Wei who was seeking support.
Tan Wei sat barefoot cross-legged on the sofa and shrugged her shoulders: "Don't look at me, I will remain neutral at most, and the two will not help each other." ”
Lin Xiaolu threw a knife over and threatened: "Don't leak the news in advance, let him prepare!"
"Woman, your phone has been taken away by you, how can I leak the news?!"
Tan Wei said, took a long time to twist a strawberry drenched in fresh red water and stuffed it into her mouth, and said with a smile: "However, as the captain, I still have to kindly remind you that if you want to do it with Brother Zheng, you have to think clearly." He's a fake practitioner. ”
"Cut!
Lin Xiaolu tilted her head slightly, letting her bangs cover half of her eyes, and blowing at the corners of her mouth to increase her elegance. Raising his palms, he said coolly: "No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives." Blind punch killed the master. I don't believe it, under the command and dispatch of this woman, the four of us can't get one of him in a sneak attack! Gege, are the oil paint pens ready?"
"That's right. Guaranteed to paint him colorful. ”
"That's good. Sister Concubine Jiang, when Brother Zheng comes in later, you sneak attack from the right and use a trick 'Yaksha Exploring the Sea'. And the doll, you are responsible for sneaking up from the left and making a move 'Monkey Stealing Peach'. This woman attacks from the front, luring the enemy to attract attention, and at the same time, giving him a killing move 'Black Tiger Digging Heart'. After the three of us restrain him, Gege, you will take the oil paint pen and paint it violently, and the uglier the painting, the better!"
"Sister Xiaolu, how do you make 'monkeys steal peaches'?" He Qi, who took a firm stance on the principle of the minority obeying the majority, asked seriously.
"Uh, monkeys...... This stealing peach, doll, why do you say the monkey steals the peach?" The majestic Lin Nuxia was obviously asked, her eyes rolling, trying to think of the answer that could be bluffed.
He Qi nodded his chin and said, "Well, the monkey steals the peach, it must be the monkey who wants to eat the peach, and it likes to eat the peach the most." ”
"Clever, what do you envy Brother Zheng the most?" Lin Nuxia's eyes rolled, and she came up with an answer.
"I envy Deng Zheng's brother's brain the most, I want to be as smart and knowledgeable as him. ”
"That's it. So this 'monkey stealing peach' is in the doll, and you use it, it is to sneak attack Brother Zheng's brain!" Lin Nuxia snapped her fingers very rogue and said with a cold face.
He Qi suddenly felt that it made perfect sense, nodded again and again, gestured with his two arms, and flashed to the side to practice the magic skill of "monkey stealing peaches".
Concubine Jiang frowned: "What about the 'Yaksha Exploring the Sea'?"
"Yaksha...... This explores the sea, Sister Concubine Jiang, why do you say that Yaksha is exploring the sea?"
Concubine Jiang rolled her eyes: "The ghost knows!"
"Hahahaha......"
On the sofa over there, Bergge and Tan Wei were already laughing and rolling around their stomachs. (The novel "The Father of Martial Arts" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will be a 100% lottery gift for everyone! Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner "Add Friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up!)