"Eat grapes without spitting out the skins, don't eat grapes but spit out the skins... ”

"The bench is long, the pole wants to be tied to the bench, the bench does not let the pole be tied to the bench, the pole is biased... ”

"Grandma Liu asked Grandma to buy durian milk, and Grandma Cow brought milk to Grandma Liu... ”

After more than two years of communication barriers, he suddenly has a speed comparable to that of a rapper, and Qin Yu's excitement can be imagined now. If there was one word to describe his current state, it would be - slipping away.

Qin Yu, who was still on the rise, was about to continue the show operation and call himself frantically, when the old voice interrupted him impatiently: "It's over, it's over, it's over, right? Young man, you're a little inflated!"

This voice, like cold water, woke up Qin Yu. Only then did he realize that there was an unknown existence in this small space.

Thinking of this, Qin Yu was nervous, to be precise, scared. People are always deeply afraid of the unknown, and Qin Yu is no exception. He took a few deep breaths, and after a moment asked tentatively, "Who are you and where are you?"

"The old man just said, I'm in your body. As for who the old man is... You don't understand it. I can only say that the old man is a living form like you. ”

"The living body, in my body ... Lifeforms?" Qin Yu exclaimed, "How is this possible?!"

A "living being" who didn't know what it was, suddenly talking to himself in his own body, Qin Yu really didn't want to accept this weird setting, but the scene in front of him couldn't help but be unacceptable.

The place is so big that no one else can exist. And Qin Yu, who calmed down, listened carefully, this voice seemed to really sound in his head, as for whether outsiders could hear it, he still didn't know.

"The universe is so big that there are no wonders. You can't deny the existence of other beings just because you're ignorant. ”

Qin Yu moved his mouth, powerless to refute. It makes sense, and I'm speechless.

"So, you're an alien being? So, why are you in my body, do you want to... How do you say that word ... Do you want to occupy my body, and then I'll die?!" Qin Yu became more and more frightened the more he thought about it, and he was about to cry. In the face of life and death, everything else seems so small, and at this moment, even Zhou Fat Man and the bald gangster look so cute.

Especially "Qin Yu", who is obviously dead, but has his body occupied, is still alive and well, and others will never know the truth. It's scary to think about.

If he had a choice, Qin Yu would rather be beaten by that bald head again.

"Huh. The old voice smiled contemptuously: "I used to look at a few TV series on the earth when I had nothing to do, and the old man found that most of the villains in them had paranoia of being killed, and I didn't believe it very much before, but now it seems that it is true that art comes from life." ”

For a moment, Qin Yu felt as if he had been mocked by an alien.

"If the old man wants to harm you, he will naturally not save you in one more move. If I hadn't saved you, you would have drowned in the river three years ago. Now you think, will the old man hurt you? Heh, the brain is a good thing, but unfortunately you just don't. ”

Qin Yu understood this sentence, and in short, it was MDZZ.

Mocked again。。。。。。

Double kill.

"Wait!" Qin Yu seemed to catch something, and he remembered that when he woke up, it seemed to be lying in the grass by the river. Could it be that ...

"You... This, old man, you just said that if you didn't save me, I would have drowned in the river three years ago?" And Qin Yu thought that if the other party really saved him, he should be polite, so he unconsciously used honorifics.

"The river you jumped on your own happened to fall beside the old man. Although I don't know why you have nothing to do and jump into the river, the old man is kind-hearted, thinking that God has the virtue of a good life, so he saved you. But at that time, your condition was too bad, and you went for dozens of miles, and to put it bluntly, you just breathed a sigh of relief. It took months for the old man to bring you back from the Hades Palace.

In order to save you, the old man sacrificed himself and fused with your spirit, do you know how much this is a big effort! If the old man had made a late move, you would have drunk Meng Po soup and been reincarnated. Count the days, it's almost time to wean. ”

Qin Yu: "。。。。。。 ”

Three kills.

But in this way, I can pick up part of the loss of my memory for half a year. It's just that Qin Yu still has a lot of questions: "Then old man, do you know why I jumped into the river?"

This is what he is most curious about, he believes that he will not seek death for no reason, there must be a secret in this, but he can't remember it.

"The old man is not a fairy, how do you know why you jumped into the river? But the place where you came down is a mountain, and I guess you fell down. ”

"Do you know why I'm on that mountain? I don't remember what happened that day, if you knew, could you tell me?"

The old man's voice seemed to hesitate for a moment and said, "The old man doesn't know. ”

Qin Yu was anxious: "Then, can you take me there to have a look?" Maybe, when I get there, I can't recall anything!"

This time, the voice hesitated for a longer time, and only after a while did he say: "With your current physical state, it is not suitable to rashly search for memories, maybe it will harm your body." Let's wait for a while to recover, okay, don't talk about it again.

However, I said you kid, you know that you keep talking to the old man with your own little, why don't you care about the old man, and ask the old man how big the sacrifice is?

After speaking, no matter how Qin Yu called, this voice no longer made any reply.

Really angry? Qin Yu was dumbfounded, and said in his heart What kind of rhythm is this, selling cute? Listening to the voice, it's obviously an old guy, and he also calls himself an old man, why do I have the illusion of getting along with my tsundere girlfriend?

Half an hour later, Qin Yu, who had been begging to no avail, sat down in despair. The question that had plagued him for three years saw that there was hope of getting an answer, but because of this arrogant little old man, the clue was cut off again.

Qin Yu, who had been sitting for a long time, slowly calmed down, he figured it out, although he couldn't get an answer yet, but at least he saw hope, and the old gentleman also said just now that when his body recovered, maybe he would tell him that he couldn't say for sure.

So, Qin Yu thought silently in his heart, shamefully flattering: "Old man?"

"What?"

"Still angry?"

"Hmph. ”

Qin Yu's stomach was a little sour, but he still endured it and continued to climb the relationship.

"Well, you just said you're a living being, so can I know what you look like?"

"Why do you know this?"

Qin Yu smiled shyly: "Curious!"

"The old man has already fused into your body, and he can't get out!"

"Ouch, you have such a great ability, you must be able to do it, right? You let me see, just take a look, okay?"

"You're just a rough-skinned and thick-skinned dick and you're embarrassed to sell cuteness to the old man? Hey, that's it, I really can't stand you abrasive little goblin! Wait for the old man to open an intelligent system and show you an image. ”

At the end, he added: "Amorous is always ruthlessly hurt, who makes the old man soft-hearted!"

“。。。。。。 Qin Yu's heart had the illusion of being trampled by thousands of galloping grass and mud horses. This arrogant little old man, even if he occupies his body, he also carries an intelligent system with him?

Is this treating my Bingqing Yujie body as an Internet café? Qin Yu really wants to complain, do you always have a card seat?

"Alright, hands out!"

Qin Yu hurriedly stretched out his hand and spread out his palm.

A second later, Qin Yu almost collapsed.

"Big brother, no, old sir, are you sure you're not kidding me? Person... What do they all look like?"