Chapter 361: Crazy Thoughts
"Husband, you must help us get angry and clean up that slut from Katy Perry!"
"Well, dear, it's better to get her on the Ferris wheel and fill her whole body with your big dick, that's how it should be!"
"Isn't that cheap slut, you can use fake things, so you don't get your husband dirty!"
"What Xue'er said makes sense, I have to prepare a few of the thickest and longest ones, I can't kill her!"
"That's right!"
The two daughters agreed again.
Lu Qiu was made by them again.
"Baby Taylor, why are you so attached to the Ferris wheel, is there any special reason?"
Lu Qiu couldn't help it, and wanted to find out why Taylor was so crazy.
Taylor blushed and said, "Honey, you won't want to know the truth!"
Han Xue couldn't help but say, "Taylor, you shouldn't have done that with other men before, that's why you can't forget it!"
Lu Qiu's face sank.
Taylor immediately said: "Xue'er, don't talk nonsense, people and the dear one were still pure before, okay?"
Of course, Lu Qiu knew that Taylor was pure, but he was really curious about the reason why she was obsessed with the Ferris wheel, so he said: "Then I really can't figure out why you are so obsessed with the Ferris wheel, baby Taylor should give me a solution!"
When he heard the man say this, he didn't hide it anymore, and said with a red face: "Actually, when I was a child, I went to the Ferris wheel with my parents, and they let me play alone, and they were together. ”
"I didn't understand what was going on before, and I thought they were afraid of heights, and they were abnormally frightened by that height, but then I understood, and I began to have an obsession and yearning for the madness on the Ferris wheel, so my dear, people originally wanted to go crazy on the Ferris wheel with Cher, this stinky girl, talking doesn't count!"
Han Xuebai glanced at her, "I don't want to be crazy with you, how embarrassing it is to be discovered!"
Taylor said, "We could have the whole playground covered and no one would find out, wouldn't we?"
"Huh!" Han Xue blushed, "Taylor, what you said makes sense, if we wrap up the entire playground, then not only the Ferris wheel, but also other things can go crazy!"
Taylor suddenly showed an excited look of anticipation, "Mmmm, you can really go crazy, pirate ships, roller coasters, big pendulums, if you can experience it while doing that, it feels like it will really fly into the sky!"
Taylor was wet, and the water was rattling.
Han Xue wiped it and said in disgust: "Oh, Taylor, you are such a wave, and you are still flying into the sky, do you think those dangerous games can be anything like that?
Taylor was not disappointed.
Indeed, those dangerous amusement projects have to be safeguarded, which they can't do if they want to go crazy.
Lu Qiu was intrigued by the second daughter's creativity, and muttered: "Your idea is good, it's worth trying, as for safety, you forgot, with my husband and me, superman, what's there to worry about!"
The two daughters were stunned for a moment, and then they were ecstatic, and pounced on Lu Qiu and made love.
"My husband is the best, my husband is invincible!"
"My dear family loves you to death, you must overturn people on the roller coaster, and they must be overturned by you!"
"Me too!"
The two Nizi are crazy, but Lu Qiu is also stimulated by their whimsy, and is quite looking forward to the playground fun trip, isn't it just to charter the entire playground, he has already decided, directly charter Disney, and then all the women will play collectively, well, play bananas, what bananas, you know!
The crazy thing is put aside for the time being, and Lu Qiu and the second daughter continue to study how to clean up Katy Perry.
"Baby Taylor, Cher, what do you want to clean up that bitch from Katie?"
Taylor said, "Isn't it okay to be creative?"
Lu Qiu said: "That's really too cheap for her, provoke my two babies, how can I make her so cool!"
"Why don't you strip her naked, stuff the holes, and throw her on the Ferris wheel for people to see?" Han Xue gave a rather cruel suggestion.
Taylor immediately said: "Xue'er, you are so cruel, how can that slut say that she is also a woman, isn't that okay?"
Lu Qiu also said: "This approach is really too much, so don't do it." ”
Han Xue is actually just talking, he understands his own man, he pities the jade in his bones, even if he wants to clean up Katy Perry, he will never do those things that are extremely cruel to women.
Taylor said at this time: "Actually, it doesn't have to be aimed at Katie, that slut seems to have just had a boyfriend, and it's okay to clean up her boyfriend!"
"Her boyfriend?" Lu Qiu frowned, "Isn't this a bit of a disaster for the pond fish?" ”
Taylor said: "It's not counting, her boyfriend is a crazy person, he likes tigers, I heard that he also adopted a tigress in some tiger reserve, I dare to say that Katie's idea to make Cher face the tiger was made by that bastard, and it's absolutely right to clean him up!"
Hearing Taylor mention this, Han Xue suddenly hated itchy, "That's right, husband, don't let go if you kill someone, that slut and her boyfriend clearly want to kill people, and they must not be spared!"
As soon as the second daughter said this, Lu Qiu had a plan in her heart.
"Since Katie and her boyfriend can't get out of each other, it's simple, let them pay the price together. ”
"Husband, do you have an idea?"
"Honey must have a bad trick, people can feel it!"
Both of them were excited, because from Lu Qiu's expressions, they could sense that Katy Perry and her boyfriend were going through an extraordinary painful ordeal!
The corners of Lu Qiu's mouth provoked a sneer, and said: "I don't have too many ideas to clean them up, but since they want my Xue'er baby to face the tiger face to face, then I will satisfy them, my plan is like this." ”
Lu Qiu leaned into the second daughter's ear and told him about his plan.
After hearing this, the faces of the two daughters changed drastically.
"Husband, are you sure you want to do this?"
"Honey, it won't be a problem, will it?"
The second daughter couldn't hide her worry, and even a little panicked.
Lu Qiu hugged them tightly, passed on his powerful and incomparable confidence, and said proudly: "Don't you have confidence in me?
The man was full of confidence, and the two Nizi were also down-to-earth.
That's right, their man is the most amazing existence in the world, and since he has such confidence, he will definitely be able to do it, and there will be no problems!
The two girls glanced at each other, and they couldn't contain the excitement in their hearts.
"Taylor bitch, I can't wait to see that slut go crazy!"
"Xue'er, you're wrong, that slut is not crazy, but stupid, I guess she will be incontinent, hahahaha!"
The two daughters laughed heartily, all the unhappiness accumulated in their hearts these days ran away without a trace, and then, they just need to witness their husband's magical performance!
Russell Brand has just finished the filming of the movie and went to the Greek Theater, and he is in a very eager mood, because during the filming he met Katy Perry, who likes fruit props and costumes, and even performs on stage with giant fruits!
Russell is certainly not a good guy, the British is famous for his participation in several Judd Apattow's comedies, before that he was an addict, alternating between mania and depression, a sex addict, if you want to find a circle from film and television works, then this is the kind of bastard existence in the American drama Shameless, which combines the shortcomings of several of the craziest characters!
However, capitalist countries are so rotten, no matter how mixed they exist, there will be no way to live in this country of bastards, on the contrary, it is possible to become a star by chance, and Russell Brand is such a typical example.
Now Russell has temporarily solved his sex addiction, and his drug addiction has also subsided, but his private life is still chaotic and incredible, as if he was taken to Fengyue by his father when he was a child, and since then, he is destined to be a shameless lewd in his life, and his new target is Fruit Sister Katy Perry!
Another confidence in getting Katy Perry comes from Russell's mastery of Perry's unknown secrets, that is, women's slander and attacks on Han Xue and Taylor Swift, and this is the idea he helped to give advice and ideas, Katy Perry did not resist the temptation and put it into action, this kind of thing is good if it is not exposed, if it is exposed, Katie's reputation will be ruined, he is equivalent to mastering this girl's pigtails, so even if Katie wants to reject him, he will force her to do what she should do.
Niko's sexy and plump body is already the fish meat that Russell is ravaging on the chopping board!
It was with this fiery mood that Russell came to the private club he often hung out.
This is a very ordinary and normal looking club, not private, open to the public, but for people like Russell, he knows very well what is hidden in the dark side of this ordinary club, entered the club, showed his membership card to the smiling waiter, after the waiter swiped the card to confirm his identity, he led him to the basement floor, and then gently pressed a button in the wine cellar full of red wine, the red wine wall was separated left and right, and a secret passage appeared, he walked into the passage with a calm expression, and said to the waiter: " Miss Katie arrived, and brought her over, she was my guest, no problem!"
The waiter bowed, "Don't worry, Mr. Russell, I understand." ”
Russell Brand then walked into the passage with a smile, and then led by a sexy bunny girl who appeared at some point, he came to his private room, where everything was ready, just waiting for Katy Perry's arrival, he could start partying with her!
Half an hour later, an ordinary car stopped outside the club, and a woman wearing sunglasses and a mask got out of the car, looked carefully left and right, and walked into the club quickly.
The smiling waiter greeted him immediately, "Miss Katie, please come with me!"
Katy Perry was startled, "How did you recognize me?"
She was actually hesitant to come here at Russell Brand's invitation, and Russell hinted that it was an unusual club that would allow her to experience some madness that she couldn't experience.
She was a little excited, but after all, she was in the entertainment industry, and she still had the ability to resist this temptation, the problem was that Russell Brand still knew her little secret, although the man didn't mention it, but she couldn't ignore it, and after thinking about it, she decided to come over and have a look, of course, the decision in her heart was to resist the temptation and not be dragged into the water by Russell Brand.
In fact, she herself is also very aware of Russell Brand's virtues, drug addiction, sex addiction, bipolar disorder, depression, well, in a popular sense, Russell Brand definitely belongs to the ranks of extremely depraved bad guys, but the problem is that Hollywood is a chaotic and depraved world at all, good people have little room to survive here, but bad people can often get mixed up, as the saying goes, men are not bad, women are not loved, in fact, Katy Perry is in her heart for Russell This kind of bad man is ready to move, so she will be moved by his words, otherwise she would not appear in this place。
"Mr. Russell has told me to take Miss Katie directly to his private kingdom. The waiter smiled.
"Private kingdom?" Katy Perry was a little surprised.
The waiter explained: "It's our exclusive private space for senior members, where all their interests and tastes can be catered for. ”
The waiter deliberately accentuated the words "interest and fetish", which sounded particularly reminiscent.
Katie hesitated, "That... There won't be any problems, right?"
The waiter was confident, "We are absolutely safe here, Miss Katie can rest assured." "At the same time, a name was reported, which was the backstage of the club.
Katy Perry doesn't actually know about the dark side, but in Hollywood, it is natural to inevitably come into contact with the dirty side of this circle, the name reported by the waiter is a Hollywood tycoon, the kind at the top of the pyramid, and it is a big man who is closely involved with the most fierce gangsters in Los Angeles, she suddenly relaxed, it turned out to be the tycoon's industry, so there is really no need to worry about safety.
Relieving her heart, Katy Perry followed the waiter down to the cellar, and in the same way, to Russell Brand's private kingdom, and when she pushed the door into the room, she was immediately stunned by the erosion she saw!