Chapter 323: Two Mouths of Official Characters
Lin Hongyi was originally dressed as a jade girl under the Guanyin seat, but now she is splashed with mud, so she is not embarrassed. She said angrily, this damn strict prison student, what about the 30,000-pound bronze statue that he said, he made a mud embryo to fool people, and made Aunt Ben and Grandma make a fool of herself, see if I don't go to your house tonight to get you a chicken and a dog to jump.
I stepped forward to greet her, I was already annoyed, and when I saw me, Su is still here, you deceived me so hard!
Xie Junyan frowned slightly on the side, I hurriedly waved my hand, and said, Lin Hongyi, you can't talk nonsense, how much did I lie to you?
Lin Hongyi said, my master said, you are obviously my senior brother, but you caused my junior uncle to call you for so long, how did you not lie to me?
I said that this is wronged, Uncle Xiao was called by yourself, and I didn't think about taking advantage.
Lin Hongyi saw Xie Junyan, looked at her with both eyes, and said, Sister is so beautiful.
I was happy in my heart, and I was about to praise her for her vision. She said that it was a pity that a flower was stuck in the cow dung.
I was so angry that I couldn't cry or laugh, Xie Junyan took her hand and said, It turns out that you are Lin Hongyi, Brother Su often mentions you.
Although I got married to Xie Junyan by mistake that day, she still calls me Brother Su now.
I asked Lin Hongyi, why did you come to Jinling, instead of looking for your brother Zhang, you came here to pretend to be a golden boy and a jade girl?
Lin Hongyi said, isn't it a big comparison between you stealing the Holy Gate and us stealing the Immortal Gate? Originally, I had calculated today, and I wanted to make this Guanyin statue disappear out of thin air in broad daylight, and make a big event that caused a sensation in Jinling, but you saw it!
Although the Holy Gate and the Immortal Gate are of the same root, they have always been unconvinced. This time, the West Gate Blowing Lantern and the Chrysanthemum Ancestor Li Qingyi made an appointment in Jinling Dabi, which is quite implicated by the martial arts conference in the door. It is said that in this big competition, the comparison between the two major schools is not to see who steals more gold and silver treasures, but to make three of the most difficult theft techniques within the agreed time limit, and then comprehensively judge the winner or loser.
In other words, if you steal 100,000 taels of silver from the house of the rich man Li in the east of the city, it is better to steal a night pot used by the emperor from inside the Forbidden City.
If Lin Hongyi can really steal the Guanyin statue in broad daylight, it will definitely be a big thief.
I comforted, this is not your fault, now that there is still time, you can plan a more difficult one, such as putting a tile on the Great Wall or something.
Lin Hongyi said that I should not come to this set, but for this matter, I spent half a month to prepare. She said to the boy who was sitting in the mud, Li Lingbao, come here! The little boy Nuo Nuo came over and said, Senior Sister, you call me? Looking at the appearance of this little boy, it seems that he is both respectful and afraid of Lin Hongyi.
Lin Hongyi said to me, this is a new disciple I have accepted, named Li Lingbao. Lingbao, shout Uncle Su!
I gave a thumbs up and said, amazing, I didn't think I would see it for a few days, and even the apprentices were accepted.
Li Lingbao threw down the mud on his body, stepped forward and bowed, and said, Uncle Li is good.
I said, my surname is Sue.
Li Lingbao said, okay, Uncle Li!
I said in my heart that this little baby is not very open-minded, why did Lin Hongyi accept this guy? However, if you have a face, you should say it, so I stepped forward and patted Li Lingbao on the shoulder, and exclaimed, Yes, you kid is talented, with slender fingers, he is a good seedling, follow your master to study hard, and in time, he will become a great tool!
Li Lingbao said, Uncle Xie praised him. With that, he flicked his sleeves and ran into the distance.
I chatted with Lin Hongyi for a few words and told her that Zhang Youqian was very likely to participate in the dragon boat race today, and she could go to the front to find him. Lin Hongyi said goodbye to me and took Li Lingbao to find Zhang Youqian. I went shopping hand in hand with Xie Junyan, passing by a cultural toy store, Xie Junyan took a fancy to a piece of glass jadeite, and said, this piece of jadeite, water head and foot, good color, really beautiful!
The boss is a human spirit, and when he saw me and Xie Junyan being a man and a woman, he guessed the roughly, and said, The girl is really a good eyesight! This jade pendant is something in the Kaitainian Palace. At that time, a father-in-law of Longkong Pavilion went out of the palace and returned to his hometown and brought out this jade pendant. Later, after the father-in-law died, the younger generations of the family fought for a share of the family property, so they sold the pawn to me. This son, as the saying goes, a sword is a hero, and a beautiful jade is a beauty, if you buy this thing and give it to this girl......
If you want to talk about antique jade, there are two values, one is the material, and the other is the story. As the saying goes, antiques are priceless, but stories are priced. The shopkeeper first said that the things were good, but instead of persuading Xie Junyan, he asked me directly, which shows that he looks at people.
Xie Junyan said, this thing is too valuable, I can do it at a glance.
The shopkeeper said, the girl is really a considerate person, not to say that things are not good, but to save money for this son, such a girl, who married you is really a great blessing.
I saw that Xie Junyan really liked it, so I asked the price, the shopkeeper stretched out five fingers, it was originally sold for five hundred taels, maybe this piece of jade and the girl are related, I will send a favor, three hundred taels to buy with you!
Just about to bargain, the shopkeeper said to the girl, I heard what is the status of a woman in a man's heart, it depends on whether he is willing to spend money on a woman.
Xie Junyan was about to refuse, but when he heard this, he said, Brother Su, are you willing to buy it for me?
I know that she still minds my feelings for Xu Ruonan in her heart, and secretly scolded the shopkeeper in her heart for being slippery, but said in her mouth, three hundred taels is not expensive, wrap it up for me.
The shopkeeper wrapped it, and I reached out to take the money bag in my arms, but I felt empty, and my hand was in my arms, and it was not put there, nor was it taken out.
Xie Junyan looked at me and said, what's wrong?
I scolded in a low voice, Lin Hongyi, you have accepted a good apprentice!
It's really a sight, and people can't look good. Unexpectedly, the disciple of the Holy Gate who was robbed by Li Lingbao was taken by that kid Li Lingbao. Thinking about it, it was I who patted him on the shoulder, and then he threw his sleeves and left, and at that moment, I was negligent and was succeeded by this kid.
This kid looks harmless to humans and animals, but he can't imagine that he is a veteran thief.
The shopkeeper is a little impatient, do you still want to buy it?
I had to say, I didn't bring any money.
The shopkeeper's smiling face immediately drooped, put the jade back, walked behind the counter, and said in a low voice, I don't have any money to charge a big-tailed wolf!
I said to Xie Junyan, I will take the silver and buy it for you tomorrow.
Xie Junyan was a little disappointed and said, no need, what are you doing with all that money? Brother Su, today is the day of Guanyin Bodhisattva's enlightenment, I want to go to Tongshan Temple to drop incense, one is to pray for Junfan, and the other is to ask for peace for you.
I said where to go today, you have the final say.
When I got out of the store, I bumped into a person head-on, and when I saw it, it turned out to be the sixth senior brother.
I was pleasantly surprised, Sixth Senior Brother, why are you here?
The sixth senior brother said, I went to your Jianghu Division to find someone to inquire, and I found out that you were shopping here. It's a big deal, come with me quickly!
What do I ask?
The sixth senior brother glanced at Xie Junyan, I said that this is your brother and sister, and I haven't had time to kowtow to the master, so it's okay, you just say it.
The sixth senior brother said, the little junior brother, the fourth senior brother prostitute was arrested by the people of the government!
Among my six senior brothers, the senior brother flew on the grass without smiling, and followed behind the West Gate to blow the lantern all day long, and served the master very satisfied. The second senior brother has a big temper on the water, and the brothers are reluctant to play with him. The first senior brother and the fifth senior brother walk closer to each other on weekdays, and the fourth senior brother and the sixth senior brother play more.
These four senior brothers are good-tempered, but there is only one problem: lustful.
As the saying goes, gambling is not prostitute, and prostitution is not paid. This kind of thing, just Simon blew the lamp and said two words about him, and several other senior brothers couldn't talk about him.
Seeing that I didn't speak, the sixth senior brother said, "Little junior brother, you are a member of the public family, you have to think of a way."
I said, just catch it, and you can release it in ten and a half months at most.
Sixth Senior Brother said, this is a matter of face.
I said that the third article of our code of conduct for stealing the Holy Gate is to ask for money, money, and shamelessness.
You can't watch your brother suffer, can you?
I was angry and said, "Do you think it's so easy to catch people?" The people in our division have all been lost, so why haven't you been arrested?
Sixth Senior Brother Nuo Nuo said, I didn't just run away without paying! When the Sixth Senior Brother went to prepare to settle the bill, he was caught red-handed by someone from the government. I even suspect that they are there to deliberately fish law enforcement!
Having said that, there is such a matter in the division, and it should still be dealt with, so I asked, what is the name of the person who arrested you?
I heard that it seems to be Song Yukuai, you six doors.
I had an idea in my heart, it turned out that when I met Song Chengcai in the morning, he said that he was going to make some money, and he was going to do this. I said to Xie Junyan with a slight apology, Junyan, you go home first, I'll deal with some things, rush back before noon, and accompany you to burn incense in the afternoon! Xie Junyan said it's okay, you are busy with you.
I found two patrolling catchers from the street and asked them to send Xie Junyan back.
After a little inquiry, the person is still in Chunxianglou and has not been arrested and returned to the prison, so there is room for operation in this matter.
When I came to Chunxiang Building, I saw more than a dozen prostitutes, holding their heads in their hands, squatting on the side, and the fourth senior brother saw me coming, stood up and said, little junior brother!
A catcher scolded, what are you shouting?
The fourth senior brother said, look, I'll just say it, we're all a family, I didn't lie to you.
When Song Chengcai saw me, he hurriedly greeted me and said with a smile, what kind of wind blew Master Su here?
I pointed to the inner room and said, Song Zhutou, take a step to speak. A few people came to the inner room, and I said to Song Chengcai, among the people you arrested today, one of them is my friend, Song Zhukuai, can you see if you can be accommodating?
Song Chengcai put up a stand at this time, and said, this matter is a bit troublesome, so many brothers are watching, and the human and material evidence are all there, Master Su, are you embarrassing me?
I said that according to the laws and regulations of the imperial court, if a prostitute is determined, giving money is considered a prostitute, and if he does not give money, he is considered a prostitute, and if he does not go in, he is considered a prostitute. The former is a legal issue, the latter a moral one. This quantitative principle cannot be changed, but the qualitative power is still in the hands of Lord Song.
The fourth senior brother said, yes, yes, I was arrested by you before I even went in, it doesn't count, it doesn't count!
Song Chengcai said, but you gave money, and it was still counterfeit money!
I went up and gave the fourth senior brother a punch, and the fourth senior brother asked, why are you beating me?
I said, this punch is a lesson from me on behalf of the master, and it is immoral to falsify!
Song Chengcai was a little moved, and said, minting counterfeit coins is a felony!
I knew what he was thinking, so I said directly, there is still a lack of a priest in the Nanjiang Lake Division.
Song Chengcai immediately changed his words, yes, the coinage is under the control of the minting department, and we are in charge of public security. This matter is a bit beyond the authority, and I ordered the left and right roads, let people go!
I gave a thumbs up, and the official word was two-mouthed, no matter what I said, it made sense. Go on the road!