Chapter 378: Don't You Know How to Use Toilet Paper?

. Chapter 378: Don't You Know How to Use Toilet Paper?

The plan that I promised was updated at a rapid pace

However, the rou that can't eat the mouth is always the most fragrant, and the more Guo Jiayi doesn't show Yang Yi a good face, the more Yang Yi wants to press him under his crotch and ravage him fiercely. No way, who called us men.

Looking at Guo Jiayi's shy and angry, flushed pretty face, Yang Yi couldn't help but want to commit a crime.

is paralyzed, and there is no reason for the country and the people to be so miserable.

Because she was tied up by Long Yan once, Guo Jiayi was still a little scared in her heart. Originally, I planned to let Yang Yi stay and talk to him, but who knew that this dead wolf always forgot that kind of place to think. Guo Jiayi was angry and drove Yang Yi out of the room.

Looking at the room that had been closed, Yang Yi was angry in his heart. I knew that I wouldn't talk much, as long as I could be in the same room, there were not many opportunities to make a promise?

Suddenly returned to his room, took another cold shower, and then fell asleep a little unwillingly.

Yang Yi slept very peacefully, and he slept with the top ten beautiful NVs one after another, just like showing an art film. In the dream, I was waking up with a beautiful NV person who was as beautiful as a fairy and had a boundless wind. Yang Yimeng sat up from the chuáng, and he had already cursed the guy who disturbed people's dreams hundreds of times in his heart.

It's so hateful, I've never seen such a hateful person.

It's hard to have such a dream once, and it's hard to dream of such a beautiful person. Finally, when we were about to reach a critical juncture, why was it interrupted? Isn't this a deliberate attempt to provoke trouble?

Yang Yi suddenly had a feeling of crying without tears, and the next time he dreamed of that beautiful girl, he didn't know that he would have to wait until the Year of the Monkey.

Rou's still somewhat swollen head, Yang Yi reluctantly got off the chuáng, not even bothering to put on clothes. Mimi pulled Mén away in a daze, with a black old face, and said angrily, "Who, do you want someone early in the morning-"

"Ahh

He nǎinǎi, now Lao Tzu suffered a big loss and was looked down. is paralyzed, if you don't look for her to be responsible, I'm sorry for Lao Tzu's figure.

After Yang Yi exclaimed, he slammed the mén shut, leaned against the mén and said, "Miss Guo, you-what did you see?"

This dead sè wolf deliberately took advantage of the old lady. However, how did he niàoku crotch?

Guo Jiayi's face burned badly, and she fell together, just now I saw Yang Yi's naked body, and I don't know what's wrong, my heartbeat is so strong, I scolded a dead wolf, and when I heard Yang Yi ask, I couldn't help but laugh out loud, covered my mouth, and said, "I didn't see anything." ”

"Oh, that's good, that's good. You- did you really not see anything? Don't lie to me. Yang Yi asked uneasily.

Guo Jiayi chuckled, "I really didn't see anything. But be careful next time you go to the toilet. ”

Be careful, what do you mean?" Yang Yi looked down. I almost didn't fall to the ground. Even a cheeky person like Yang Yi has a feeling of shame and indignation, and his old face is hot. If it were ordinary people, it would have been found a piece of tofu and killed by a head.

I had a night of chun's dream last night, and the whole inner ku was wet. And it was even seen by Guo Jiayi, the mother-in-law.

What's going on with this, no wonder Lao Tzu felt his little brother cold when he got up just now.

Yang Yi scolded secretly in his heart, but he came in a hurry, and he didn't bring a single underwear to change. In the end, I had no choice but to throw away the inner ku, which I don't know how many children and grandchildren he had, and just wore a kuzi.

It's a bit unaccustomed, but it's the best way I can think of for the time being.

Yang Yi put on his clothes neatly and glanced up and down, although he didn't wear the inner ku, but fortunately, the kuzi was still relatively loose and couldn't see it. Only then did he take a deep breath and slam the mén open.

When she opened Mén, Guo Jiayi was still standing outside Mén. The flush on his face had not faded, and he glanced at Yang Yi's lower body intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smile, "I didn't see anything just now." ”

day, and said, "Isn't there no three hundred taels of silver here?" Hypocritical NV people, Lao Tzu does not hesitate to talk about you.

Yang Yi rolled his eyes helplessly, got out of the way, and waited for Guo Jiayi to walk into the room, Yang Yi asked angrily, "You don't sleep early in the morning, why did you come to me?"

"I just went down for breakfast, and when I came up, I brought you a little by the way. Guo Jiayi said with a smile. But his eyes involuntarily wanted to aim at Yangyi's crotch.

Yang Yi saw her carrying a plastic bag in her hand. A cup of soy milk, a few fritters.

For the sake of your chick's such a good face, Lao Tzu will suffer a loss once, and I won't care about you.

Yang Yi took the breakfast in Guo Jiayi's hand with a smile, and didn't even bother to say a word of thanks. After taking a bite of the fritters, Yang Yi smiled and said, "How did you become so kind?

"yes, yes. Whoever made you such a bad wolf, I went to buy a little rat yào, ready to poison you. Guo Jiayi said with a smile.

My day, it's really the most poisonous and fuxin. Fortunately, Ye is a doctor, and he can see that there is no yào, otherwise I don't know how he died.

Yang Yi wiped a cold sweat and finished the breakfast, but he really didn't dare to compliment him.

"Why are you so kind all of a sudden? Remembering to buy me breakfast? Is there something you want me to do?" Yang Yi wiped his oily mouth and smiled.

After last night's kidnapping, Guo Jiayi looked a lot better on Yang Yi's face.

The heart of a villain is the belly of a gentleman. Guo Jiayi glared at Yang Yi fiercely, and said angrily, "Do you think everyone is like you, and you want to repay you when you do something?" This is when I had breakfast in the morning, I didn't finish the rest of the food for the dog upstairs. ”

"Your dog is huge. Yang Yi rolled his eyes angrily.

Paralyzed, Lao Tzu was treated the same as a dog, and I don't know whose dog has this ability.

Guo Jiayi rolled her eyes when she saw Yang Yiqi, and she felt an inexplicable happiness in her heart. Covering his mouth and sneering, the smaller he was, the more he couldn't stop, and his whole body began to tremble. Especially the pair of big apples in front of Xiong, trembling with the body, and they are not afraid of falling.

Yang Yi secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, remembering that he saw the half-hidden delicate body through the glass of the bathroom, and his lower abdomen couldn't help but burst out of an evil fire.

, Lao Tzu would be a real wolf, just press her in this room to force -jiān. I don't know if it's cool on the sofa or on chuáng?

Looking at Yang Yi's cheap face, Guo Jiayi knew that he definitely didn't have anything good in his head. The pretty face couldn't help but blush, and scolded in a low voice, "Men don't have a good thing." ”

Yang Yi was slightly stunned, this was the second time he had heard Guo Jiayi scold a man like this. I didn't know that she was hurt by that man before, and she hated men so much.

"Do you have a boyfriend?" Yang Yi suddenly remembered something, and asked with a serious face.

Why did he suddenly ask that?

Guo Jiayi didn't dare to think about it anymore, glanced at Yang Yi with a red face, and then chuckled coquettishly. "Are you trying to chase me?"

Grass, chasing Lao Tzu a lot, let Lao Tzu chase back so far there is not one. How old are you?

Yang Yi sneered disdainfully and said, "Is there any?"

"No—no. Guo Jiayi said with a red face.

The heart is pounding like a deer crashing.

Is he going to chase me? or not?

Yang Yi saw Guo Jiayi over there, his face was red and red, and he secretly laughed in his heart, and said with a face, "Then since you don't have a boyfriend, you will see me again in the morning." You say, are you responsible for me?"

Guo Jiayi almost didn't believe her ears, and looked at Yang Yi angrily and funny. Jiao said: "I said it, I didn't see it." Besides, what are you doing early in the morning without clothes? Thinking of Yang Yi getting wet in the morning, Guo Jiayi really couldn't say it anymore, so she laughed with a snort.

Yang Yi couldn't help but blush, he had never been so ashamed in his life. Not only was the dream lost, but it was even seen by a sāo girl. If this spreads, how will you see people in the future?

With a helpless sigh in his heart, Yang Yi also felt that it was time to find an NV friend.

Others in junior high school and high school have already lived happily ever after weeks with their NV friends in the hotel outside, and now he can't even find a warm chuáng every night.

Since Lin Xiaodan and these NV children are interested in him, Yang Yisuo Xing will not waste his brain. When I return to J Province another day, I will convey the highest instructions to them, as long as whoever can sleep with him first, then who is his Yangyi's NV friend. As for the rest, those who are willing to be two nǎi should be two nǎi, and those who are willing to be three nǎi should be three nǎi. If you don't want to, then seduce her willingly.

This method is simple and fair, no one is biased, and no one suffers. As for whether they can seize this opportunity, it depends on their meaning.

Lao Tzu is a genius.

Guo Jiayi saw Yang Yi's eyes shining and smiling so obscenely, he knew that he definitely didn't think of anything good. I couldn't help but curse the dead wolf in my heart, and I couldn't help glaring at Yang Yi fiercely.

"Miss Guo, do you have a cold in your eyes? Why don't you blink?" Yang Yi said with a smile.

This chick, this has only been a long time, and there are no less than five white eyeballs just thrown at him. It's funny to stare at you.

Guo Jiayi was angry in her heart, she wanted to glare at Yang Yi, but she was afraid that Yang Yi would say something about her eyes and catch a cold. Turning his head around, he said angrily, "Your eyes are cold, and you have dysentery." ”

I'm cào, this chick is really ruthless than me, and she has a future.

Yang Yi looked at Guo Jiayi's angry appearance, and wanted to laugh but couldn't help it. An old face was flushed. Hurriedly changed the subject, and said, "Are you going to be responsible for me? If you are not responsible, I will tell others." ”

Yang Yi really couldn't swallow this breath.

After admiring her bathing for a while, she called the police and turned her face again. Now that I've seen him, I have to make up for it a little anyway.

This body Lin Xiaodan, Liu Ruiqi hasn't seen it for a few years, she is old.

I want to eat it so easily, and mén doesn't have it.

Guo Jiayi's face couldn't hide the shyness anymore, and couldn't help glaring at Yang Yi again, and said, "Then you go and tell others." I'm just going to say somebody-somebody-somebody-niàoku-zi. ”

My day, this trick is ruthless.

Yang Yi snorted his nose and said helplessly, "If you are ruthless, you will suffer if you suffer." If you don't let me see it back, I'll curse you for your long eyes. ”

"It's not certain who has long eyes. Guo Jiayi said meaningfully.

Yang Yi knew that Guo Jiayi was sarcastically mocking him for peeking at her bath. Suo Xing shut up directly.

"Huh" Guo Jiayi suddenly screamed. Pointing to a piece of cloth coming out of the sofa pillow, he said softly, "What is this?" ”

"Don't move. Yang Yi was shocked, and he was going to rob it.

But he was still a few steps away from Guo Jiayi, and before he could get to him, the thing was taken out of the sofa by Guo Jiayi. It was the inner ku that Yang Yi took off in the morning, and there was something white stuck to it.

Guo Jiayi's pretty face turned red in an instant, and she threw the things in her hand aside, and said in a low voice, "Dead wolf, you are actually-actually-"

Guo Jiayi couldn't say anything anymore, it was disgusting. She thought it was Yang Yi Niàoku in the morning, but it turned out to be that thing. Rubbing his hand on the sofa and rubbing it hard, it seemed that he still felt unclean, and hurriedly ran into the bathroom.

Rao is Yangyi, who is comparable to the face of the city wall, is also a little unbearable. With a wry smile, he threw Neiku into the trash can and said, "Miss Guo, don't get me wrong." I'm not that kind of person, it's a dream."

Guo Jiayi came out of the bathroom and glared at Yang Yi viciously, as if he had done something heinous, and said coquettishly, "What are you explaining? Dead wolf, I can see you clearly. It's disgusting. ”

"Disgusting? Without this disgusting thing, you don't want to be a mother for the rest of your life, hypocritical nv person. Yang Yi muttered in a low voice.

Guo Jiayi blushed and said in a low voice, "It's directly on the inner ku, don't you know how to use toilet paper?"