The crescent moon is like a hook, and the moonlight is like water.

Tao Hao, who was in a relaxed mood, came out of the teacher's dormitory and felt that the sky was wide.

Lao Ding is Lao Ding, and he is reasoning when it comes to things.

Hey, it's all because of the fact that my brain is not smart and I have drilled the tip of the bull's horns, and I have made such a mess of things that should be quite simple, and it is not myself who suffers in the end? Lao Ding is right, the people don't fight with the officials, and I can still do it against the student department as a grass citizen? I have said that I am smart by hitting the stone with an egg, and it is clear that the birthday star hanged himself, and he is afraid of a long life!

Lao Ding is a good person, even the cigarettes he eats are too bad, and the dignified university teacher still eats four and five red plums, which is not as good as the small cadres in the township. When school starts in the first month, he has to go to Lao Tao to get two good cigarettes for him to eat, and he is afraid of intimidating him if he engages in Great China, and the Baisha King is a little lower, and the Furong King is just right.

Be in a good mood and be generous with your money. Seeing that it was still very early to turn off the lights, Tao Hao, who was used to being generous, went to the small shop at the school gate and bought four packs of Hongta Mountain cigarettes, ready to compensate the brothers who were affected.

Leisurely returning to the downstairs of the dormitory, Tao Hao felt that something was wrong, why was there a circle of people at the door of his dormitory?

Walking quickly to the third floor, Tao Hao squeezed into his dormitory from the crowd, and felt uncomfortable when he saw a few student cadres who were in a stalemate with Zeng Dongqing. Usually, the dormitory is checked by the cadres of the student union, when will it be the turn of a class like Li Xiaobo?

Li Xiaobo, who had duct tape on his nose and gauze stuffed in his nostrils, got up from his stool and mocked in a buzzing voice: "Don't be foolish if you don't understand!" In order to ensure fairness, the squad leader and the secretary of the regiment branch of each class participated in the inspection. ”

"Tsk, is your nose still painful? You see this is making trouble, I was still talking to Lao Ding just now, when I met you, I must apologize to you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hey, don't talk about it, now you speak much better, like that or that. Little tenacity, what do you say about that singer?"

Wang Ren, who was unhappy, immediately responded: "Baritone!"

"Yes, yes, baritone, much more majestic. Didn't I say that a man should speak vigorously and vigorously, and speak like a shrill voice?"

As soon as the two sang and harmonized, Li Xiaobo's eyes began to burn, and he said fiercely: "Shut up!"

Not to be outdone, Tao Hao mocked: "Joke, you are in charge of the heavens and the earth, and you can still control our talking and farting?"

Only when a good person is deceived will he be bullied, and if he is evil, he will naturally be respected, and at least he will not be bullied. Zhao Dongming, let's start to check and ask everyone to open the drawers and boxes. ”

"Why?"

The student council only checks discipline and hygiene, and when does it also check personal belongings?

"Peach, don't be like this, Wang Hualin lost his camera. ”

Lao Zhao is a good person, Tao Hao's voice was a little lower, and he said dissatisfiedly: "If you want to check everyone together, why only check us?"

Zhao Dongming, the secretary of the Youth League, pouted at the outer balcony with the door closed, and said with a wry smile: "The evening self-study bell is still there when it is called, and it will be gone after the evening self-study." Their door locks are not broken, and they all have class meetings in the classroom during the evening self-study. ”

Next door Wang Hualin has a bathroom on the left side of the balcony of their dormitory, and the bathroom on the right side of his dormitory, and the balcony of the two dormitories is only separated by a wall of 20 centimeters. When it was originally designed, it may have been designed to save space and materials, but it was not thought of making it convenient for those bastards with unclean hands and feet.

"", Tao Hao scolded, opened his drawer, and pulled out the black suitcase from under the bed and opened it.

"Check carefully, Lao Tzu is very rare and!"

Seeing that the famous Tao Hao cooperated, the classmates who were unwilling to give in just now also opened the drawers, cabinets, and boxes, but Zeng Dongqing, who was leaning on the side of the bunk bed, did not move, and mocked: "Leaders, who is found out, what if you don't find out?"

Yes, why didn't I think of it? Everyone immediately closed the drawers and boxes, waiting for these student cadres to give an explanation.

Li Xiaobo, who was coincidentally selected by the student union to check it, sneered a few times, and shouted at the door: "Wang Hualin, Wang Hualin!"

Wang Hualin from the next class hurriedly squeezed in, made a circle for everyone, and begged pitifully: "Boss, help, I borrowed the camera, I can't afford to pay for it!"

They are all acquaintances who don't look up and don't look down, and Zeng Dongqing, who picks the head, has no choice but to open the drawers and boxes, and these student cadres will pick them up.

There was no surprise, the lost broken camera was not found, but the matter was not over, Li Xiaobo, who was selected to check, said: "It's not bad for this time, let's check the bed again." ”

The drawers and boxes were all turned over, and the bed was not bad, but Li Xiaobo rushed straight to Tao Hao's bed, which made him instinctively feel bad. Not only did he feel that something was wrong, but Zeng Dongqing, who was experienced in society, also reacted, his thick arm immediately stopped, and said in a deep voice: "Li Xiaobo, don't be too much." ”

"Are you weak-hearted?"

"Lao Tzu has a weak heart!"

"Get out of the way!"

Zhao Dongming, who was young and old, also reacted, it was true that he lost the camera next door, but Li Xiaobo was definitely aimed at Tao Hao, and hurriedly said to the leader: "Sima, we have no objection to inspecting the bed, but we can't let Li Xiaobo do it, you come!"

"Row"

Who knew that Li Xiaobo simply turned to the other beds and looked at Tao Hao next to him playfully.

"Okay, okay, I'll come. ”

The leading Sima really didn't want to mess with Tao Hao, since he entered the school, he had never heard of a student daring to make trouble in the student office, let alone a freshman who made a small report in front of the director of the student department in public.

There was still no surprise, Sima didn't find the lost camera, but turned out two stinky socks of different colors from under the mat, which made Li Xiaobo's eyes wander a little.

"Okay, I've checked it out, and I didn't find it. Let's check on other students, check it out early, and finish it early, and we can also withdraw. ”

Seeing that Tao Hao, who was most likely to have an accident, was not surprised, Zhao Dongming, who accompanied the inspection, seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and said almost as follows: "Sima, I just said, if someone really stole it, it would have been transferred out a long time ago, how could he be stupid to hide in the dormitory?"

"Dongming, we can't help ourselves. Don't be surprised, we don't know if this kind of thing happens."

Before he could finish speaking, there was an accident in the dormitory.

In front of everyone's eyes, Li Xiaobo actually found two crumpled pictorials from the next bed, and the cover was a young girl who was exposed at three o'clock.

It's over, Zhao Dongming looked at Zeng Dongqing sympathetically, he had also read these two pictorials, and knew that they were the treasures of this old fritter. It's okay for everyone to watch this kind of thing in private, but if they are caught by the student union, it is a violation of discipline, which is enough to give a warning. What's worse is that I have to make people laugh for I don't know how long, I can't figure out ten or twenty years later, it's still the talk of my classmates.

How so?

Wang Ren, the owner of the bed, looked at the two pictorials in a daze, he borrowed them and read them, but he had already returned them to Lao Zeng, why was he still here?

"Whose bed is this?"

"I, I, it's not mine!"

"Whose is that?"

If you let your family know, you can't beat yourself to death?

Wang Ren, who was stupid, subconsciously pointed at Zeng Dongqing, but the owner Zeng Dongqing said gloomily: "Wang Ren, don't talk nonsense, the thing was found from you." ”

No matter who it is, this matter can't be reported, and the old Zhao Dongming hurriedly said: "Sima, be accommodating, accommodating." It's no more than anything else, it will stink on the street. ”

Sima was embarrassed, and Li Xiaobo, who found the pictorial, sneered: "Dongming, you are also the secretary of the Youth League, can you say this kind of favoritism?"

"Li Xiaobo, be forgiving and forgiving!"

Li Xiaobo, who was holding the pictorial in his hand, laughed, but his eyes looked at Tao Hao, and he said indifferently: "It's okay, Wang Ren said that it wasn't his, but it was found in his bed, so whose is it? Dongming, someone has to admit it, right? If this is reported, Teacher Sun will not be punished collectively?"

Now Tao Hao understood, the loss of the camera may be real, but this inspection is definitely aimed at himself, maybe those two things should also appear on his bed, but I don't know what went wrong, so they will appear on Wang Ren's bed.

The others also understood, their eyes all looked at Tao Hao, and there was a dead silence in the dormitory.

Looking at everyone's eyes, Tao Hao, who wanted to compensate everyone with snacks just now, was cold in his heart. To be a man, you have to be righteous, and this matter is a burden to everyone, but you can't push it on your head because you are afraid of being punished, right?

After a long time, Zeng Dongqing, who was most close to Tao Hao, saw that he was silent, so he had to speak up: "Peach, we are brothers, but there are some things that cannot be solved by righteousness." ”

Knowing people and knowing faces, Tao Hao glared angrily at Zeng Dongqing, the owner of the pictorial, who looked down on this kind of selfishness that usually brothers don't leave their mouths and slip away when something happens.

"It's not fair".

What Tao Hao didn't expect was that the first person to stand up for him was Zhao Dongming, the secretary of the Youth League who usually likes to talk about life and ideals, and said in a deep voice: "Sima, Xiaobo, you ask yourself, are you so clean?

Wang Ren, who was still afraid of losing his temper just now, hesitated, bowed his head and said, "I've read it, but this pictorial is not peach's."

"Not a peach's".

"Not a peach's".

Two or three voices sounded, and the others were silent, even Zeng Dongqing, who wanted to shirk his responsibility, was silent, afraid that if he opened his mouth again, he would let others confess him, but Li Xiaobo, who seized the opportunity, was willing to let go, and saw that things were developing and came to an expectation, and couldn't help but hint: "Everyone think clearly, it is also a violation of discipline if you see it, and you will be notified as well." Besides, by the time everyone graduates, not all punishments will be removed. ”

Wang Ren really let it go, picked up the half pack of cigarettes in Tao Hao's drawer and distributed it to a few opposing classmates, gritted his teeth and said: "If you want to die in the sky, Li Xiaobo, you can come if you have a kind!"

"Okay, you have a kind, if no one admits it, no one admits it, then we'll report it like this!"

As soon as the words came out, several righteous classmates couldn't help but turn white, if this kind of bad reputation punishment is carried on their backs, the student office will look at the peaches unpleasantly, and if they don't say it well, they will follow everyone's files for a lifetime. Seeing that the classmates who were angry with him would be affected, Tao Hao finally couldn't help it, if it is bad, it will be bad, anyway, he has a clear conscience!

"Mine!"

"Peaches!"