Chapter 501: Troublemaker Mystery Package
"Oh, look over there! I didn't see this mountain before! I didn't see that cliff, it doesn't look like a monkey's head, and the stone on the opposite side is peach-shaped from that angle! This is the fairy ape fruit offering bureau, the peach-shaped fruit is the peach, the best yin house, this cliff is buried by hanging coffin burial method, where to bury an enemy in the peach opposite, you can suck the blessing and longevity of the younger generations of his family! Zhang Dashao, there are old people in your family who are dying, this kind of bureau that lacks eight lifetimes of virtue is very suitable for the second generation of officials like you!" Zhang Dadao held the military compass in his hand and pointed to a cliff above to recommend a cemetery for Zhang Shengyan.
Zhang Shengyan rolled his eyes, this is the third time, he had argued with Zhang Dadao a few words before, but now he is completely out of the mood. He just said: "Okay, my old man Babaoshan has booked a place! Can you not criticize the elders? I will endure the two mentioned before, one buries me and the other buries my daughter-in-law, and I will do it if you do this again?"
Zhang Dadao didn't care at all, pouted and said: "It's all surnamed Zhang, I have a big generation, and I'm definitely not an elder! It's not that you can live for a long time depending on your face, here is the right one to recommend to you! Poor Dao hasn't done a hundred things yet! When will you have to wait until you die!" This kind of temperament that is justified and curses people is extremely difficult for others to have except Zhang Dadao.
Although Yang Rui was too tired, he saw Zhang Shengyan's stinky face, and he also cheered up and said: "Maybe you don't have to wait too long!" This guy is not a thing compared to Zhang Dadao, Zhang Dadao is just saying that other people's old people, anyway, they will die when they are old, and it is not a special thing. His sentence is good, and he directly cursed Zhang Shengyan to die young.
Didn't take a few steps. Zhang Dadao was shocked again and said: "Yo yo! It's amazing, look at this! Amanita mushroom, Bai Er." Bring gloves and pick a few!"
Bai Er was stunned for a moment, and when he saw what Zhang Dadao was pointing at, he was about to step forward, Zhang Shengyan hurriedly came over and grabbed him: "My God! Master Zhang, what are you trying to do! That's a poisonous mushroom." ”
"Huh?" Yang Rui was startled, he wanted to go up and touch it, and then he quickly retracted his hand and said to Zhang Dadao: "What are you doing!
Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said: "I don't know if it's toxic! I took this back and bought it on the Internet, I don't know how many people who are ready to murder their husbands and assassinate their bosses rush to ask for it." Control the amount of food you eat and poison together. Let's just say that I accidentally bought the wrong one, and the police didn't take you for it! Look at the criminal IQ of Poor Dao, that is, I am upright. I'm going to embark on the road of crime, if you don't get a Conan, who can control me!"
Zhang Shengyan sighed, I don't know how many times I regretted going crazy with them this time, what it was like for him to feel tired for the first time when he grew so big. Following Zhang Dadao out is more difficult than bringing seven or eight bear children. It was easy to stop Zhang Dadao from picking poisonous mushrooms and going back to harm people. Zhang Shengyan finally calmed down. Maybe it was because he felt the growth of his merits that made his mood better.
But Zhang Dadao had just stopped for a while, and something happened again! This guy suddenly rushed to the side of the road and beckoned to Bai Er's fool: "Bai Er, come here, Poor Dao has found something good, let me step on my shoulder!"
Zhang Shengyan raised his vigilance against Zhang Dadao several times after the incident of killing poisonous mushrooms, and hurriedly looked at it, but it didn't matter and almost scared him to death! Hurriedly shouted: "Don't move! You want to go crazy, do you want to commit suicide somewhere else! That's a hornet's nest!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned. When he looked up, he was also trembling, and a hornet's nest with a large head was hanging on the branch above his head! Zhang Dadao hurriedly retreated. While patting his chest, he said: "I'm going, this is trying to harm the poor! Hmph, there are too many leaks of heavenly secrets, and there is really a catastrophe!"
"Drink, drink~" Yang Rui gasped twice, walked to a farther place in a few steps and shook his head: "You have done too much evil, and you still want to go back and harm people just now! Now you know that you are afraid! You still want to stab just now, right?"
Zhang Dadao pouted and said: "I'm sick! Poor Dao just wants to pick up some bark, I don't know it, this is a peach tree, I want to get some bark to worship the gods at night, I don't know the good intentions of Poor Dao at all." When something happens later, I won't help you!"
"Don't talk nonsense! Something is going on, as long as you don't make trouble, we won't have an accident! Hurry up and keep up!" Zhang Shengyan walked to Zhang Dadao's side and dragged him away directly! He had the heart to take out a rope and tie Zhang Dadao directly, but fortunately it was winter. If you come at another time, this guy might be able to provoke something.
By this time, after the most troublesome meadow, the people marched a little faster. Although it is not easy to walk in the forest, and from time to time he has to use his hands and feet at the same time, but he doesn't even have to see the road under his feet clearly! Zhang Dadao didn't say anything more, the honeycomb just now really scared him. Zhang Dadao had heard of a patient who had a recurrence after being discharged from the hospital and poked a hornet's nest to play, but his head was stung into a hexagon, and the story was quite terrifying!
After resting for a while, I walked to more than four o'clock when it was just dark, and then I arrived at the camp on the first day. There was a small pool of deep blue hair, but seventy or eighty square meters could be seen by the color! There was a large open space on the edge of the pool, enough to set up seven or eight tents. Everyone put down the package, the two soldiers went to check the safety situation around them, and the guide uncle said to everyone:
"Don't get close to this water, five years ago, a college student came here and said what kind of field investigation it was! A young man in the village showed them the way, and a young man went down to the pond and didn't know whether to take a bath or what to do! The water is very cold, and it is easy to cramp when you go down, and the old people in the village say that the black dragon in the pool is hungry and wants to eat people. ”
What the guide said was a little terrifying, but no one here believed this except for Bai Er's fool, so Zhang Dadao said directly: "Did that person catch it?" If it doesn't catch it, we won't dare to use this water!"
"Hey, that's a catch!" Immediately it was fished, but people can't do it!" the guide seemed to want to intensify the atmosphere, but unfortunately it backfired.
Zhang Dadao said directly: "That's it! If you want to eat people, you can catch it! Don't say it's a black dragon, you are not afraid to change to a yellow person to come to the poor road! Bai Er, take the weapon of the poor road!"
Zhang Dadao shouted, and everyone looked at it curiously, this time Zhang Dadao also brought two big bags with him, and they were all carrying them on the back of a donkey at this time. Everyone was curious about what he had brought to hold these two big bags, if it weren't for Zhang Dadao's two big bags, he wouldn't actually need a donkey! In addition, he has not been allowed to be seen, Yang Rui and Zhang Shengyan are very curious! )