Chapter 862 Life in the world depends on acting skills
The Clippers will disband, and Erniu, Paul, Leonard and Thomas will board a flight to Houston together the next day.
Among these four people, the more tired are undoubtedly Erniu and Kawaii, both of whom have to take on other projects. The Three Assassins only need to participate in the All-Star Game, while the Little Assassin only needs to have a spot in the Rookie Challenge.
Don't look at the All-Star in Houston this time, but Erniu is eager to fulfill the promise he made to Paul last year and help him win the AMVP trophy.
Although James Harden is the host, except for the surprise of two former teammates Du and Wei, he may not really get much additional support.
Paul looks calm on the surface, but in fact, he is quite eager for the honor of AMVP in his heart.
In the first team with Erniu, there is basically no hope for MVP, but there is a championship ring, but if he can get one more star among stars, the overall evaluation of his career will definitely be a big improvement.
In life, the most difficult thing to escape is the shackles of fame and profit, and on the contrary, only those with vested interests are most qualified to discuss the issue of gain and loss.
Paul asked quietly, "Look at God's arrangement, my style is not destined to be the type that can be in the limelight." ”
Ruan Erniu said with a smile: "Then it depends on what kind of data you swipe, if you can brush a 20+20, in the case of being among the top scorers, can you also brush up on the number of assists close to Magic Johnson?"
Don't forget, the ball is in your hands, and the old fox like Popovich won't give Tony Parker much playing time.
What you have is kung fu to evenly distribute the shots, and on the basis of winning, try to spread out the scoring points!"
Sanpao Mao suddenly opened, he was an existence with a very high basketball IQ, and after Erniu mentioned it, he suddenly understood his goal and direction.
If Sancang had read "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", he would definitely understand this as a historical strategic plan made by Zhuge Liang to Liu Bei in Longzhong.
"That's why you're triple AMVP?" Paul asked rhetorically, laughing.
Erniu pouted and said: "Who doesn't want to get the best player, of course luck is part of it, but if you don't have a little awareness of brushing data, don't think about winning AMVP." ”
After all, Paul was not entirely convinced of the argument that the brute was a last-ditch solution.
After all, the first time the Celestial Dynasty won AMVP was in his rookie season, and it is true to have ideas, but to say that they have to fight for AMVP is a bit of a suspicion of bragging.
Saying goodbye to his teammates, Erniu didn't go home immediately, after he disguised himself, he went to see a little fat girl, Oscar was approaching,
In a few days, someone is going to evolve into a big cousin.
"Even though a lot of media said that I had a good chance of winning the award, I was still very uneasy. ”
Under normal circumstances, if the two meet, they will definitely find a place to let themselves go......
Well, well, that's what they did.
When Lawrence said this, the two red fruit bodies that had just finished releasing their skills were in cooldown.
As we all know, although this kind of thing will make the body and mind happy, but it will also consume a lot of physical strength if it takes too long.
"So, do you want me, an outsider, to give you an analysis of the road to winning the championship?" Erniu put his arm around Jennifer's neck and gave the woman in his arms a kiss.
"Tell me, I know you're, but I'd love to hear it!" laughed Lawrence.
Erniu nodded, cleared his throat in a pretended gesture, and said as if he was a professional film critic: "Putting aside the public relations effect of Harvey's dead fat man, let's talk about acting skills alone."
After all, there is no evaluation yardstick, and usually, we all have to look at the foil of our peers!"
"Speak of people!" said the little fat girl, scratching the brute's chin.
Whether you can win Best Actress or not depends on who your opponent is, now let's analyze your opponents one by one:
First of all, let's look at Jessica Chastain, the acting skills are online, think about the title "Assassination of bin Laden", but this terrorist leader didn't even miss a face in the movie, typical deception of the audience!
Besides, Emma Riva, well, the oldest nominee for Best Actress, is now 86 years old, not to mention that she is still a Gaul. Seriously, it's a question of whether she comes to the Oscar or not. The peak of the old man should still be "Hiroshima Love" that year.
Quinven Zanne Wallis, labeled 9 years old and black, I don't want to say more, not every female black actor is called Harry Berry.
Finally, Naomi Watts, no matter how good she was in that disaster movie, why did I always think she should have a gorilla called 'King Kong' next to her?"
Speaking of which, Jennifer Lawrence finally didn't hold back, pounded Erniu's chest, and laughed out loud, because Watts' most famous work in recent years is "King Kong".
"You're too mean, but I'm relieved to hear you say that. Jennifer suppressed her laughter and said, "But, until the last minute, I'm still not at ease, I wonder if Gwyneth Paltrow didn't hack Cate Blanchett back then?"
Erniu pinched Jennifer's face and said, "That's because Harvey's guy is standing behind the most water heroine, and you now have both acting skills and support behind you, otherwise would I lose all those beautiful knives in vain?"
I have to say that the bystander is clear, Ruan Erniu has been in the evil capitalist country of the United States for a long time, and now his mind is full of encounters, and his first thought is money transactions, or interest exchanges.
Tangerine is born as orange in Huainan, and citrus orange is born in Huaibei.
From a scientific point of view, this is a lie, but from a practical point of view, it is a perfectly true statement.
The little fat girl rolled over, lay on Ruan Erniu's body and wanted to come again, and asked while her buttocks fell, "Then do I need to pay attention to something?"
Erniu does not have the habit of thinking while doing things, and while standing up, he grabbed the two white rabbits at the front of the little fat girl with both hands, and said casually: "If you really win the prize and sell your personal design, how about pretending to fall?"
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The two of them let go of their own story rights for the second time and put them aside, but it is quite interesting to sell characters in a certain circle.
It is undeniable that Lawrence does have a silly side in his own character, but a woman who mixes with the status of a big cousin is really a scheming drama maniac, it is really ridiculous.
Of course, the audience in the United States often eats this set very much, feels that this product is close to the people, and is excited to wrestle, which not only helps to create an image, but more importantly, it also has interests to circle their fan base.
Again, the audience only loves to watch what they like to watch, and only believes what they want to believe, as for what the truth is, it doesn't really matter.
Erniu has helped people solve the problem of personality design, and they will continue to play their own NBA character road.
The Eastern Tyrant returned empty-handed in the last All-Star Weekend, although it was a little difficult to get the AMVP trophy again, but this All-Star Weekend, Erniu reported the name of the three-point competition, and even Lefu had the three-point championship trophy in his hand, and Erniu also wanted to get one for himself.
Of course, this is the prize that can only be won in the individual event on the second day, and the first day of competition is the time of the Masters and Rookie races.
The Masters is one of the new All-Star "packages" that will feature NBA players, as well as some showbiz, music, and even sports-loving celebrities.
Participating in this Masters are: Secretary of Education Arne Duncan, 100m flyer Eusein Bolt, NBA legends Deacon Belly Mutombo, Clyde Drexler, Bruce Bowen, and NBA superstar Maya Moore and others.
Doesn't that sound familiar?
That's right, the celebrity competition of the rich goose in the future will be held in this way.
Oddly enough, the Masters are also split into East and West, with Russell Westbrook and James Harden being the head coaches of the East and West, respectively.
Turtle: "Why did I get to the east?"
In the show game, the victory and defeat itself did not mean much, and the result was a 58-38 victory over the East Army, which was a good start to the All-Star weekend.
After that, the rookie game was played, and since last year, the format has been changed to a game where Barkley and O'Neal pick each other, and this year's rookie game will continue to use this format.
The line-ups of both sides are as follows:
O'Neals: Lillard (Trail Blazers), Irving (Cavaliers), Nicholson (Magic), Klay Thompson (Warriors), Harrison Barnes (Warriors), Parsons (Rockets), Waiters (Cavaliers), Gilchrist (Bobcats), Zeller (Cavaliers), Kemba Walker (Bobcats).
Barkley: Anthony Davis (Hornets), Farid (Nuggets), Leonard (Clippers), Beal (Wizards), Rubio (Timberwolves), Tristan Thompson (Cavaliers), Vucevic (Magic), Knight (Pistons), Isaiah Thomas (Clippers), Schweed (Timberwolves).
The rookie game was supposed to be a confrontational game, and Stern had it that way.
But the original intention can't change the choice of history, whether it is from the perspective of the audience or the player's own show mentality, the rookie game is infinitely closer to the All-Star Game, the difference is only that the former is a rookie, and the latter is a superstar who has become famous.
Empty catches and violent dunks are the main theme of the rookie game, and the last one is the Barkley team, which has led the team to win the championship for the second time in a row.
The MVP of the rookie game was the Nuggets' half-orc Farid, who scored 40 points and 10 rebounds, and was the best player in the game.
The rookie game came to an end as the finale of the first game day of All-Star Weekend.
In addition to cheering on the sidelines, Er Niu also communicated with the film crew of the imperial court station and Yao Ming, who has not yet developed his figure, but his face has gradually tended to be that of the female Zhao Sun and the Moon.
For athletes, once they retire, if they are not careful, they will directly enter a state of mid-life crisis.
Like the future Ray Allen, a guy who can still maintain a tendon after retirement is really rare.
Boss Yao is now running the Magic City Sharks basketball team while studying at Magic City Jiaotong University, and if it weren't for the All-Star Weekend in Houston this time, he probably wouldn't have made a special trip back.
Oh, by the way, the face-saving Houston Rockets also specially played the highlights of the team's famous Da Yao before the game.
As a result, Ms. Li Bingbing, an actress of the Celestial Dynasty who came to watch the All-Star Weekend, wrote on Weibo: "Yao Ming's top ten balls are better than Duncan's!"
Duncan: "......"
After the first race day, the second race day also came very quickly, and as is customary, it was a race day for individual events.
The league has come up with a new trick, this time, the results of each individual event will be divided into east and west, and the final result will be calculated to determine who will win the individual event on the day.
Erniu personally thinks this is simply taking off his pants and farting.
Originally, the single competition was a confrontation of individual heroism, and it was necessary to add a layer of nondescript collectivism to it, which made the contestants a little ignorant.
The first choice in the individual competition is the duel of shooting stars.
As a rule, each team has three players, including one active NBA player, one NBA player, and one retired NBA player.
Each team needs to shoot from the specified position on the court, and the team that takes the least amount of time is the winner.
The winner was Team Bosh, with Chris Bosh, Dominic Wilkins and Sven Cash having the last laugh as they finished 50 seconds in the heats and 1 minute and 29 seconds in the final.
The Westbrook team, which had the shortest time of 29.5 seconds in the preliminaries, did not score in the final because they failed to complete the shot at the allotted time.
Well, a real master, 60 points every time. In other words, this is how Kiyotaka Ayakoji became the god of the road!
The three-point contest is finally the turn of the two bulls, and his strongest opponent is Steve Curry, who is also in the West, and although the elementary school student has not yet hung the hat of the league's No. 1 point guard, he already holds a number of league three-point records.
As a result, Curry, who shot 27 points in the warm-up, played erratically, and he only shot 17 points in the preliminaries.
With a preliminaries score of 19 points, Erniu beat Steve Curry and Ryan Anderson (18 points) to reach the finals.
The final opponent of the Bulls was Kyrie Irving, who scored 18 points in the preliminaries.
In the finals, the two broke out at the same time, but Erniu showed a better form, and finally won 25 points, beating Irving's 23 points, and successfully crowned the champion of the three-point competition.
On this stage full of accidents, Erniu successfully had the last laugh.
The dunk contest is still boring, and the team of Gerald Green, Terrence Rose, James White, Eric Bledsoe, Jeremy Evans, and Kenneth Farid is really star-studded.
In the actual game, there was also a lack of powerful performances, and the 31-year-old James White was already old, and he was eliminated in the preliminaries.
In the end, Terrence Ross became the slam dunk king of the year, and that's it.
The last day of the All-Star Game is the finale of the All-Star Game.
Changes were also made to this All-Star Game, with the center position being removed in favor of a three-frontcourt, two-backcourt voting option.
The Sparks complained about it, but he eventually got a starting spot in the West All-Star of his own.
The All-Star starters in the West were:
Chris Paul (Clippers), Kobe Bryant (Lakers), Kevin Durant (Thunder), Nguyen Er Niu (Clippers), Dwight Howard (Lakers).
The West bench includes:
James Harden, Tim Duncan, LaMarcus Aldridge, Tony Parker, Zach Randolph, Kawhi Leonard, Russell Westbrook.
The All-Star starters in the East were:
Dwyane Wade (Heat), Blake Griffin (Hawks), LeBron James (Heat), Carmelo Anthony (Knicks), Kevin Garnett (Celtics).
The East bench includes:
Paul George, Jrue Holiday , Chris Bosh, Tyson Chandler, Kyrie Irving, Lore Deng, Joakim Noah, Brooke Lopez.
The All-Star Game was another battle, with the two sides crucial from the beginning of the game, and there were a lot of performances, but the intensity of the game became more and more intense in the second half.
The three guns that implemented the pre-race guidance of Erniu became a big dark horse.
The Western Conference All-Stars outscored their opponents 148-138, and the three guns also tied the All-Star Game assist record held by Magic Johnson with 22 points and 22 assists.
And Ruan Erniu, who scored 32 points, and Durant, who scored 30 points, became the stars of the game, drawing a successful end to this NBA All-Star Game.