"Duoduo, where did you learn this "Cross Turning"?" Li Zaiwen couldn't help but interrupt his disciple's singing, and couldn't wait to ask.

"Master, haven't you heard of it?" Meng Fanzhu secretly screamed, there are still some differences between the real world and the life in the dream.

Li Zaiwen said excitedly: "I once heard Master say that there was a small section of Taiping lyrics from one to ten, but unfortunately it has been lost, and he has never heard it in his old age, let alone me." ”

"This passage was taught to me by my Chinese medicine teacher, Hua Fang, in the early years, he used to be a You Fang Langzhong selling cough powder, and every time he went to the market in a town, he used white sand to sprinkle the characters, and then sang this paragraph, and then he did not use it again after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Meng Fanzhu had no choice but to take out the compiled Teacher Hua as a shield, anyway, these things on the rivers and lakes were pushed to him, which not only gave an explanation, but also could not be verified, which was the best reason for Yuanhua.

"Do you remember the words that followed?" Li Zaiwen regretted his impatience a little, and if he couldn't figure out that Meng Fanzhu was the only person in the world who knew this small paragraph, who knows how old that Hua Fang is now, he roamed the rivers and lakes before the founding of the People's Republic of China, and now he is at least seventy or eighty.

"Well, I remember. Meng Fanzhu nodded.

"Whew~" Li Zaiwen breathed a sigh of relief, "Quick, finish singing for the master." ”

"The cross adds a pen to fix a "thousand" word,

Zhao Kuangyin sent Jingniang thousands of miles away.

Nine characters add a pen to read the word "pill",

Pill powder ointment pill king taste first.

Add a pen to read the word "public",

Fair people count Song Jiang.

Seven characters add a pen to read the word "soap",

Tian San's sister-in-law divided her family and played the soap (stove) king.

Six characters add a pen to read a "big" word,

Dadaoguan Katsumi is famous.

The five-character pen also reads "Wu",

Wu Zixu drove across the Yangtze River,

Whipping the king of Chuping.

The four-character pen also reads "Si",

Sizhou City Jellyfish looking for a husband.

Add three words to the pen and read the word "king",

Monkey King (Wang Mang usurped the throne and mixed up the dynasty).

Add a pen to read the word "soil",

The land lord pounced on the grasshopper, and he panicked.

Add a pen to read the word "D",

Ding Lang carved a wooden record to hang his father and mother.

I can't finish singing this cross brocade in a word,

May you all have a happy family and a long and healthy life. Meng Fanzhu's last sentence learned from Master Guo's bow and made a four-circle bow.

Li Zaiwen closed his eyes and quietly tasted the position, this short paragraph is not long, but it is very ancient, counting one to ten, and then counting back from ten, hence the name "Cross Turn".

After a while, Li Zaiwen opened his eyes and nodded: "Yes, I'll write down the whole word for a while." I'm going to show you a few uncles, and let's get back a little bit of our ancestors' inheritance." Did Teacher Hua teach you any other sections?"

"No, he seems to be going to do this too, after all, it's useful. Seeing Li Zaiwen's expectant eyes, Meng Fanzhu was ruthless and still said resolutely.

"Alas, let's continue" Li Zaiwen nodded with some regret, it was already a big gain today to be able to find a section. I'm really a little greedy, so it's only serious to continue to cooperate with Duoduo to finish the rest of the jokes.

After singing this paragraph, everyone gathered around, and then the seniors began to talk about cross talk.

The earliest name was in the Shunzhi period of the Qing Dynasty, and it was not idle with the lotus flower and Shi Bu, and later it was stripped out and called Taiping lyrics.

performed for the Empress Dowager Xi, slapping her thighs while singing, without musical instruments.

Galeries Lafayette said what is going on with you?

There is no board for accompaniment.

Hey, it's hard to do that, Imperial Garden saws two bamboo chips, take this and shoot it.

Because this is something given by Lafayette, it is called the royal gift, and later it is falsely called the royal son.

I think that the Taiping lyrics were well-known back then, and they were all sung by those who pulled foreign cars.

At that time, there was a small section that was popular all over the country, called "Zhuang Gong Leisure". This is a large paragraph, and there are also small paragraphs, such as "Hundred Family Names".

Speaking, learning, teasing, and singing in the four homework are Taiping lyrics. ”

"Yes. Lee Jae-moon affirmed.

"Some people say that they sing Peking Opera, sing Pingju, sing Bangzi, sing drums, and sing, everyone is called learning. Because there are professional actors singing all of them, only Taiping lyrics are a must for cross talk actors. ”

"That's right. Lee nodded.

"In the old society, if you missed one of the four homework, you would earn less in the background. Like "The Legend of the White Snake" and "Qin Qiong's Viewing Array", they all require lip service. ”

"Tell me a paragraph. Lee Jae-moon said with a smile.

"Master, you haven't taught yet!" Meng Fanzhu wiped his cold sweat, but he didn't dare to sing blindly. "Cross Turn" is almost exposed, if "The Legend of the White Snake" in the real world is different from the life in the dream, how can you explain it?

"I thought you were a jack of all trades!" Li Zaiwen teased, but he let go of his suspicions in his heart, his disciple just learned a small paragraph from elsewhere, and he may not have known that it was Taiping lyrics before.

"In addition to singing the Taiping lyrics in a single stand-up, there are also lip-synching and three-person singing. Speaking of this, Meng Fanzhu stopped talking.

Lee Jae-wen, Anya and Xu Qiang all looked at Meng Fanzhu strangely, what was the situation when this suddenly stopped?

"Master, the basket is focused on closing, in fact, this paragraph should be closed here, but with your old partner, my ending is not suitable, after all, I created this section to perform with Xu Qiang, and some ridicule and master are annoying. Meng Fanzhu said honestly.

The "On Taiping Lyrics" in the dream life ends with "The Daughter-in-law King", which can be said to be a ready-made word, but the praise must be replaced by Xu Qiang.

"Okay, then let Xiaoqiang come. Li Zaiwen was also happy, and after standing for more than half an hour just now, he was really tired, so he sat back on the sofa.

"Look, come on, third brother. Xu Qiang jumped over with a big jump and stood with Meng Fanzhu.

That's nothing polite, Meng Fanzhu smiled evilly, and an alternative handsomeness made a little star pop up in Anya's eyes.

"I have just adapted a new version based on the traditional daughter-in-law king.

The gentleman beats Ma Ben Dongxiang,

met a mother and daughter duo on family life.

The old lady opened her mouth and called my son,

Scream, I'll listen.

My son is eighteen years old.

After the New Year, it became a pair.

Falling asleep late, getting up late,

Lie on the bed and put on the sick clothes.

If you want to eat fragrant, cut more meat,

If you want to eat spicy, cut fresh ginger.

Auntie and sister-in-law compare to you,

It's that slap in the face.

If your family treats you badly,

Tell my mother to make a fuss.

The east courtyard called your sister-in-law,

The West Courtyard called you Erniang.

We also have that mace at home,

We also have that machine gun at home.

I don't sleep all night for my mother,

The kitchen cutter sharpened a bright one.

Cut your father-in-law first,

Back to the horse gun and stabbed the mother-in-law to death.

The aunt and sister-in-law were all killed,

My son can be a daughter-in-law.

Sell the crops first and then the land,

Sell the money to give it to your mother.

I married eighteen for my mother,

You marry him twenty-four out of the twenty-four is better than your mother.

You don't believe me when I say this,

Your grandmother touched my light at the beginning.

The gentleman grinned when he heard this,

The old lady is a living Hades.

Which one is the old lady, you ask?

She was Xu Qiang's mother-in-law. ”

"Okay!" Xu Qiang listened energetically, and was confused by the last sentence. The co-author asked me to come up without saying a single line, just to abuse me, how can I bear it?

Xu Qiang jumped up and strangled Meng Fanzhu's neck with his hand, and the two brothers were fighting together.

Li Zaiwen looked at the two closed disciples who were alive and energetic, and he only felt that he was in an extremely comfortable mood. I silently said to my late teacher: Master, I have cultivated two more successors, and I have filled in a brick and stone for our cross talk art inheritance. You are old and spiritual, you must bless these two children not to be confused by the prosperity of the world, maintain a pure heart, and be able to go further on the road of cross talk.

In fact, Li Zaiwen's worries were a little redundant, and Meng Fanzhu and Xu Qiang were different from his former disciples. Differences in experiences and family environments naturally lead to differences in pursuits and visions.

Meng Fanzhu has a systematic body, money and fame are at his fingertips, and the reason why he talks about cross talk is completely for the relationship with Xu Qiang and accompanying him.

As for Xu Qiang, he is more pure, it is a hobby. There is no trace of utilitarian elements, in terms of money, Xu Jiaruo's business will be his; in terms of ability, being able to be admitted to Peking University with his own ability is a powerful proof in itself.

Therefore, these two brothers will not be as busy as a few senior brothers, and they will not be like ordinary cross talk actors who are idle and innovating.

It can be said that the combination of Meng Fanzhu and Xu Qiang is the most bizarre partner combination since the birth of cross talk, and it is also the pair with the most no survival pressure.

However, it is precisely because of this that neither of them has a lot of time, so they try their best to squeeze out a little time to create, rehearse and perform every time, which has also become the main reason why many fans who love them criticize this pair of unprofessional partners.

"Master, what do you think of this joke?" After Meng Fanzhu calmed Xu Qiang's anger, he asked Li Zaiwen diligently.

"Well, it's not bad, it's just that you should learn a few more Taiping lyrics and intersperse them into the paragraphs, so that you can really live up to the name. Although Li Zaiwen gave his disciples 100,000 praises in his heart, the old-school approach still made him stingy with praise, mainly to let his disciples guard against arrogance and rashness and make further progress.

After Li Zaiwen finished speaking, he felt that he was a little addicted to teaching today, and clapped his hands at Meng Fanzhu with a smile: "You and Xiaoya will go to watch TV." Xiaoqiang, come here, let's practice "King Wen's Hexagram" again"

"......" Xu Qiang was speechless.

Meng Fanzhu looked at the second brother who was stubbornly on top of him, and smiled secretly in his heart, with his current mental arithmetic speed of the giant bull, he could not measure Xu Qiang's psychological shadow area.

Second brother, take care!

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