Chapter 140: President of the Chinese Cough Society
I was smoked by the two immortals, and said angrily, I still have the three treasures of freedom, betraying my friend at a critical moment, this friend can't be a friend.
The two immortals hurriedly coaxed me and said Xiao Su, don't be angry.
I said that my name was Su Youzai, and Xiao Su Xiaosu thought I was from Jinling Cigarette Factory.
Yes, you are our Su Sanbao. Friends, that's what they use to sell. As the saying goes, stick a knife in your friend's ribs. It's not that you don't know Xu Yatou's temper, and if she really starts to soar, even Jing Yurou can't stop her, so you also have to take into account our pressure.
I snorted coldly, not bothering to pay attention to them. The two immortals said, we are sorry for you, so we decided to compensate you.
As he spoke, the eyebrowless ghost took out a half-foot-sized jade Ruyi from his arms, crystal clear, from the perspective of my professional stolen holy gate, this Ruyi water head and feet, the whole body is emerald green, it is really a priceless treasure. But I deliberately didn't look at them, saying don't fool me with any mess.
Xiaoyao Erxian said that this jade Ruyi is the heirloom of Nangong Puppy's family, and it has the effect of nourishing yin and aphrodisiac, which is also extremely useful for that matter.
My heart moved, but my mouth said, "You two are old and disrespectful fellows, and you have insulted me with such things."
The two immortals looked stunned, their faces were flushed, and they were about to take it back, but I took two steps forward and grabbed it, stuffed it into my arms and said, I will forgive you two this time, and I will not take it as an example. Oh, there's this kind of good stuff in the future, keep it for me.
The two immortals said that it must be certain.
I think that now is the time to hurry up and apologize to Xu Ruonan, although she is a heroine among women, but once she gets angry, she is no different from an ordinary woman. I said that you two know Ruonan better, this time you got into trouble, help me figure out a way, how to make her happy. What should I buy as a gift?
The eyebrow ghost said that I can do this, women, it is nothing more than to see if you care about her, they don't care about how much money you spend, but how much energy you are willing to put into her. For example, if you give her 999 stars in the sky, she will definitely like it.
I said I wouldn't break the stars.
The eyebrow ghost said that you should still spend money, just use the money to smash it, and get ten thousand taels of eight thousand taels.
I said where there is money, I won't fold it, but you two can.
The eyebrow ghost said that I am a military advisor, and it would be good to be responsible for giving you ideas, and you have to do it yourself to appear sincere.
I said frankly, you two old bachelors, you actually gave me some bad ideas.
The facial paralysis monster said that you actually look down on the two of us? You must know that the eyebrow ghost has written "Thirty-six Strategies for Love" and "The Dafa of Pickling Girls", and he was rated as a red treasure book for young heroes walking in the rivers and lakes by Xiaosheng Jianghu back then.
I said in my heart that these days, it is popular for laymen to cheat laymen, and there is no need for a guide to really understand pickling girls, and if you don't understand, you pretend to know how to fool some fools to pay willingly, but I have no other way, in order to show my sincerity, I still take the two immortals to the grocery store in the south of the city, and go to do something 999 stars.
After shopping for a long time, I bought the goods in a small shop, which cost me three taels of silver. At first, I thought it was a little expensive, but in order to make Xu Ruonan happy, I gritted my teeth, stomped my feet, and was ruthless, so that the two immortals paid this fee, who let them stab Lou Zi for me.
I played with Yu Ruyi, and said that this thing is really as miraculous as the two immortals said? Long-term wearing can increase male charm and let Xu Ruonan throw himself into his arms?
Just walked not far, there came a Jianghu Langzhong on the opposite side, fairy wind bones, white clothes fluttering, holding a white flag, on which were written four big characters, the golden gun does not fall!
The old man shook his way and said Do you feel powerless, do you feel that your dignity is damaged, whether you are ridiculed by her for being short and capable, it doesn't matter, when you meet me, you are saved, as long as you use my Indian divine oil, let you regain your strength.
The two immortals glanced at him and said, "Why do I think you are so familiar?"
Lang Zhong smiled awkwardly, did you recognize the wrong person?
Xiaoyao Erxian said that it would not be wrong, didn't you sell dextrocarnitine in Hangzhou last year, and the harmful Lao Tzu took your medicine and pulled it for three days and three nights!
Lang Zhong pulled his legs and ran, didn't run a few steps, was slipped back by the two immortals, Lao Lang Zhong said, the three heroes, are all people in the rivers and lakes, mixed food, people are difficult to dismantle, why should men be embarrassed by men?
Xiaoyao Erxian said, my brothers hate three kinds of people the most in their lives, one is selling fake medicines, and the other is illiterate. You are a hateful person, under the title of an expert and an old Chinese medicine doctor, you are swaggering and deceiving everywhere, and today we are going to preside over this justice for the people of the world!
I'm afraid that the two of them will kill people in the street, and it will not end well if they make a fuss. But the two of them are stubborn, if you ask for mercy, they will kill him, so I rushed forward, snapped, and slapped him three or four times in a row! Lang Zhong said angrily, why are you beating me.
I whispered, I beat you to save you, these two people kill people without blinking, if you want to live, pretend to be miserable. When the old man heard this, he immediately cried and called his mother, ouch, grandpa spared his life, and he didn't dare anymore......
There was a wail, attracting countless passers-by to watch.
The two immortals said what are you doing here? We just want to scare him.
When Na Langzhong heard this, he immediately got up, pulled my clothes and didn't let go, you are doing evil, you are bullying the old man, I am not done with you, let's go to the official mansion to find the master!
As soon as the words fell, I heard the voice of Li Chaojie from the six doors of Jinling, who is making a noise here? When the old man saw the official errand, he immediately rushed over and knelt on the ground, saying that the master of Qingtian is the master of me, this person beats the old man and destroys social harmony, please lock him up and punish him for a capital crime!
When Li Chaojie saw me, he said Su Zhutou, I went to Yihong Courtyard two days ago, why did I turn around and disappear?
I'm going to talk a long story, and I'll have a chance to talk about it. Today, I met a person who sold counterfeit medicines, and I didn't want to teach me a lesson. Li Chaojie saw that everyone was watching, and said that it was scattered, scattered, what to see, I want to take you to the prison to see.
The crowd dispersed.
I said Li Zhutou, I'll leave it to me here, and I'll go to you for tea another day. Li Zhutou said that it just so happened that I was going to go out of the city for a while, and I would talk about it another day!
I knocked on the old man's words and said what's the matter, you want to punish me with death?
Lao Lang Zhonglian laughed and said, as soon as I said this, I didn't hear it.
I went up with the two immortals of Xiaoyao is a fat beating, and kicked the old man Zhongxing's head over, what strong pills, golden gun does not pour medicine, athlete's foot once clean, gynecological elixir, all scattered all over the ground, Lao Langzhong hurriedly put things away, unhappy, side by side, these are all things I eat, ruining people's behavior, such as taking people's jobs, I don't understand the rules of the rivers and lakes?
I said, hehe, you told me about the rules of the rivers and lakes. There is also a famous person here, a sixth-generation disciple of a family of traditional Chinese medicine, a descendant of the Xue family medical hall, and the president of the Chinese Cough Society, who is still an expert, and his name is not small, and he is disrespectful and disrespectful.
At this time, a few helpers came over and said that Doctor Xue's virtue and art, his voice and appearance are like his hand, and his hands are rejuvenated, and you have done such a bad act, which is really indignant!
When the old man saw that his accomplice was coming, he immediately had the confidence to say, "Brothers, these guys are smashing our jobs, teach me a lesson, and give him some color!"
In less than ten breaths, the ground was lying full, and Lao Langzhong finally confessed and said that the hero spared his life!
I took out a cough suppressant from his medicine bag, smelled it, Heding red plus arsenic ~ cream, this medicine can also cure cough? I said you try it, but the old man's head is like a rattle, and he resolutely refuses.
I said, aren't you the president of the Chinese Cough Society?
Lao Langzhong said yes, cough learned, good at coughing.
I said cough can still cough up flowers? Come cough one and listen, you all come and cough one! cough okay, I'll let you go.
Suddenly, Lao Langzhong and some gangs coughed on the ground.
The two immortals felt bored, and said that they were doing so many things, and they just slaughtered them.
I said that if you save someone's life, you can win the seventh-level floating slaughter, let's be reasonable in doing things, and we can't kill indiscriminately. No matter how the two immortals say it, it sounds like the tone of the Elder Buddha.
I said that you have done a lot of evil, and I didn't want to keep you, but for the sake of your better attitude of admitting your mistakes, leave all the money for me, get out of here, and don't let me see you!
The old man was full of unwillingness and refused to pay.
It's a helper, Doctor Xue, a man can bend and stretch, often stand by the river without getting his shoes wet, and if he can't bear it, he will make a big plan, and it's a big deal, let's start all over again. The rivers and lakes are so big, can you still meet them every day?
After they left, we were about to return to Fengyun Island, and when we passed by the gate of a large mansion, the two immortals suddenly stopped and looked over. I saw a middle-aged man with a thin figure and a sallow face, knocking on the door and walking in.
I asked who it was?
The two immortals of Xiaoyao had a solemn face, saying that this is our traitor to the Divine Cult, the sick tiger Yang Yin. Our Divine Cult has issued a wanted warrant, and if you meet this person, you will be killed!
I was overjoyed in my heart, and said in my heart that what could please Xu Ruonan better than Yang Yin's head? Thinking of this, I said, count me in.
We watched near the door of the house, but we saw many people in the rivers and lakes entering and leaving this house, among which some of the heads of the Cang faction and the Kongtong faction have entered this mansion one after another. This mansion is probably a temporary den for the major factions of the rivers and lakes in Haining City, and depending on the situation, it is very likely that they will hold a meeting here.
Now the Wulin League has sent people to attack Fengyun Island, and they have failed several times. Sick Tiger Yang Yin is a traitor to the Netherworld Sect, he knows the weaknesses of the Dense Fog Array and other secret paths on Fengyun Island, if he gives advice on the sidelines, I am afraid that the situation of the Netherworld Sect is in danger.
We discussed it and made up our minds that we must not let Yang Yin reveal the secrets of the Nether Sect to the various sects. However, it would be unwise for this mansion to be heavily guarded, and with all the best players in the house, it would be unwise to force and kill people, but the situation is urgent, and we can't think of any other way.
The two immortals asked what to do?
I spread my hands, what do you say?
The two immortals said, you want to kill people and set fires, we are good at this, but don't let us do it if you use your brains, it's a headache to think about.
This matter can only be discussed in the short term, first find a place to find out the situation.
We came to a weakly guarded place outside the courtyard, and the two immortals took out a funnel and slammed it upside down against the wall, eavesdropping on the conversation inside.
I just listened to Master Li's fourth master, all the heads and colleagues in the rivers and lakes, our martial arts alliance is under the call of the leader of the Li League, crusading against the Netherworld God Cult is a move to uphold justice and eliminate harm for the people, but in the past few days, we have been planting a lot of brothers and breaking a lot.
There was a lot of discussion inside, saying that the Demon Sect was scheming, insidious and vicious, and the content was unbearable.
Master Li continued, but evil is invincible, this is an eternal truth, don't worry, this time we invited Mr. Yang Yinyang, the left protector of the naturalized and decent Demon Sect, he is more familiar with the Demon Sect, with his guidance, we will be able to win!
Sick Tiger Yang Yin said, everyone...... The head of the family, the Taoist friends on the rivers and lakes, cough ...... Cough...... This time, he was led by Li Meng, cough ...... Cough......
I heard Xu Ruonan say that two months ago, the sick tiger Yang Yin injured his lung meridian when he defected, and he already had tuberculosis, which made this disease even worse, and he couldn't say a few words in a sentence, just a cough.
Master Li said, Mr. Yang, it doesn't matter if you are sick, right?
Ahem...... Don't cough...... Cough tight, serious cough...... Matter.
At this time, there is a humanitarian, Li Siye, I have a friend Xue Shenyi, who is the president of the Chinese Cough Association, specializing in coughing and tuberculosis, why don't you invite him to come and take a look at Mr. Yang?
Master Li said, please hurry up!
That is humane, but this Doctor Xue has a strange temper, and he has to pay a deposit in advance if he wants to go to the clinic.
Yang Yin heard that this was ten taels of gold, and please help invite this Xue Divine Doctor.
It didn't take long to see Divine Doctor Xue surrounded by a few helpers, carrying a medicine box, into this mansion.
I said to the two immortals, look, I said that if you spare someone's life, you can win the seventh-level floating slaughter. Let's go, find a place to drink tea.