"It's true that I don't understand football, but I know noodles, and in other words, 'noodles' are the universe. Liu'er said.

"" was enraged: "Noodles are the universe, football, football is the universe, without football, where does the universe come from, tell you to remember, people have long said scientifically, the origin of the universe, the origin of the universe is a football accidentally exploded, and then the fragments of the football gradually split to form the universe, this is the 'Big Bang' theory, your face? Will your face explode?"

"I don't care if the 'noodles' will explode or not, I know that the noodles are the universe. Liu'er said stubbornly.

"Hmph, 'noodles' don't explode, but football explodes, and as soon as the football explodes, the universe is formed, so oh, football is the universe. Mi'er retorted stubbornly.

"Don't be tough" The restless Bai Yu couldn't stand it anymore, and began to uphold justice again: "Don't talk about science, scientifically the universe did originate from a super big bang, but science didn't say what the cause and source of the explosion was, but it doesn't matter, religion has solved this problem, religiously speaking, this big bang was done by God, you can understand it, God dominates everything." ”

"It's God, it's God......" The young generals nodded their heads in response to Bai Yu, and the emotions of the young generals were so tempting that it affected those demons, and they were also nodding their heads and muttering 'It's God, it's God'............

Seeing that his brothers had surrendered to God, he felt the need to intensify the dialectic. simply thought that he was the boss, and began to launch his younger brothers to launch a lore offensive against Liu'er: "Brothers, open your eyes and look at Liu'er, what kind of thing is this, dare to collide with the eldest brother, also, there is still a little legal concept gone, ah, there is still a little bit of affection." Yes. As a big brother, do I still have a little 'face'? Ah......hh

"Damn, the 'face' is in my hand, where did you get the 'face'?" Liu'er muttered quietly on the side.

"When I say 'face', it's the face of face. Six. Your big brother, I'm very faceless, yo Liuliu. Mi'er expressed strong dissatisfaction with Liu'er. Then he began to guide the demons: "As a big brother, I can teach you very responsibly and tell you the truth. The truth is that at the beginning of the universe, God and his old man, one day he was very happy, very happy, very happy, what should I do? God, his old man's 'ball' nature, so, God his old man, just kicked a football, this kick came well, 'pop~~' a football shattered, so the smashed football fragments wandered around in space, forming a universe, so well, football is the universe, how about it? Isn't that reprehensible?"

"What Brother Mi'er said is quite reasonable" 'Wine Devil' Ba'er came over:" Everyone knows about this matter in football, but there is a small detail that Brother Er's noble man forgot to pull down, well, that is, on the whole, it is good, God kicked a ball to form the universe, but to treat football as the universe After all, after all, it is a bit far-fetched, this matter is very big, but I know, I remember that day, yes, that day, the day the universe opened, that day it was God and his old man took a sip of wine, and then God said: Wine is the universe, oh, the last ball kicked, isn't it, brother, if you don't nod your head, hehe, okay, you didn't nod your head to prove that this is the case。 ”

Mi'er was stunned: "Oh~~~"

"Yanyan, Brother Ba'er, and Yanyan. He Ba'er's 'Smoke Demon' Eleven squeezed to Ba'er's side and said to Mi'er: "Brother Mi'er, I also know that God and his old man are smoking, and he smoked a bag of cigarettes, and then took a sip of wine and said: Well, tobacco and alcohol are the universe." After speaking, he kicked the ball, so that the universe still has a share of smoke, smoke is the universe. ”

Mi'er was then stunned: "Oh~~~"

"Sugar, by the way, sugar ......," said the second son of the 'sugar demon': "I remember that God still has a piece of sugar in his mouth, and he is an old man who 'has sugar, smokes, and drinks', and then, the football he plays, if it is divided into up, down, left, right, and left, the sugar is at the top and the inside, so sugar is the universe." ”

"Wow~~~~~~~" Mi'er was very stunned.

"What about coffee beans" 'Coffee Demon' San'er grabbed the words: "God, the old man must make a cup of steaming iced coffee, hot coffee with some ice, well, instant quickly, so I said, God how can the old man do such a big thing without drinking some coffee, his old man is 'drinking coffee, chewing sugar, smoking and drinking' and then, and then kicking the ball, if you want me to say, coffee is the universe, the ball is a fart." ”

"~~~~~. "Mi'er was a little angry.

"And also, what about poker...... "Poker Devil" crowded over......

"Also, what about mahjong...... "'Mahjong Demon' Jiu'er is not to be outdone......

"Count, that's enough...... the eldest couldn't stand it: "You two also come to join in the fun, I understand what you two mean, don't you two just want to add your hobbies to the universe, you two will definitely say: Oh, God, the old man is 'playing poker, rubbing mahjong, drinking coffee, chewing sugar, smoking cigarettes, drinking wine', and then kicking the ball, isn't that the case? ”

"That's right, wow, ......," the four and nine children replied in unison.

"Haha, Xuan Xuan Miao Miao...... "'Poetry Demon' Twelve, 'Poetry Demon' Twelve Sons began to go crazy again:"

Xuan Xuan Xuan is wonderful,

The magic universe is foolish;

Where did the universe come from?

Duyun universe is made by God,

God didn't play poker;

God does not call mahjong,

God never drinks coffee;

God does not chew sugar either,

Smoking and drinking are more nonsense;

How can the universe be created?

Well, God, God is like this, God is the first to write a poem, and then he is 'playing poker, playing mahjong, drinking coffee, chewing sugar, smoking cigarettes, drinking wine,' and then kicking the ball. Generally speaking, poetry is the root of the universe, you guys talk about it, but right?"

"Twelve, twelve......" The eldest looked at Twelve-Er with vicious eyes, nodded slightly and sneered: "Just at your stinky mouth, sometimes, I really want to wash you down and hang you in the dung pit, let you poop yourself and eat it yourself, so that you, the so-called 'poet', become a veritable 'man'." ”

"Dick" Twelve Er said angrily: "When you are the boss, you will bully people." If you can do it. Then just kill me and turn me into a 'dead man'. ”

"Do you think I don't dare that?" Twelve's cry really attacked the fire of the child......

"You dare, you dare. Don't think I'm afraid of you?" No signs of weakness......

"Don't mind. Don't mind...... "At the critical moment, the youngest little thirteen stood between the two of them, and persuaded left and right: "Eliminate the fire." It's not a big deal, as a demon, you, do you lose the devil or not, come on, for the sake of the deep thin face of my little brother in the thirteenth, you two just say that, and pull it down after speaking, just forget it......"

"Hmph" Twelve Er pointed to Mi'er, and Thirteen said to himself: "Sage Yun: Threesome, I am your teacher, and the adults remember the villain, how old are you?"

"How old am I? I'm the oldest, how old am I?" said Mi'er.

"You're the boss, how old are you?"

"It's a sure thing, there's no need to talk about it. Mi'er said: "I'm just indignant that you put football behind, how can this be, now, I release as an authority: football is the universe." ”

"No, noodles are the universe" Liu'er, who had been speechless, shouted: "Noodles are the universe, as a 'face demon', I put the 'universe' in my hands and abused it, and made the 'face universe' into all kinds of 'universe noodles' to eat, hehe, I feel extremely proud and proud." Liu'er's face turned rosy, and his voice gradually increased.

"Hmph, you put the 'universe' in your hands and abused it, tell you, I put the 'universe' at my feet and kicked it around, you put it in your hands, I am under my feet, which of us is senior and who is low?

"Of course, the hands are higher than the feet, I put it in my hands, you are under the feet, I am higher than you. Liu'er's face was sauce-colored, and his voice overshadowed Mi'er.

"Let your mother's aunt and sister-in-law fart" The child knows that she made a mistake, and she is hit by a counterattack, she must be angry: "I put the universe (ball) at my feet, kick and kick ......"

"It's good to say" Liu'er responded fearlessly: "I put the universe (face) in my hand and stretched the ......"

Mi'er: "I play football and the universe, I play ......"

Liu'er: "I stretch the face and stretch the universe, I stretch the ......"

Mi'er: "I'll kick ......"

Liu'er: "I'm stretching ......"

Mi'er: "My kicking noodles are the ...... of the universe"

Liu'er: "My ball is the ...... of the universe"

Mi'er: "I'll kick the ......"

Liu'er: "I ...... the ball......

"It's really messy" Bai Yu smiled bitterly: "Who is this universe to provoke?" Every demon thinks that what he is addicted to is the universe, noodles are the universe, football is the universe, sugar is the universe, and money is the universe, damn, what are you doing?"

"This is the demonic nature" Leng Wuya pressed his hand on Bai Yu's shoulder, and concluded: "The so-called demons are some paranoid people, addicted to bad habits, and stubborn to the point of not changing to death, they gather into gangs, and then according to their own addiction to other demons, so that they die for this and don't know how to look back, in short, they are at odds with the beautiful consciousness of mutual love and common development of human beings, so yes, let's try to ......"

"Stay away from them," Bai Yu replied decisively.

"What's the noise, what's the noise?" Qi'er came out to administer justice: "I can't make any money, what is the noise? What is there to be noisy?" Brother, it's not me who is an elder brother who says you, and Liu'er, it's not me who is an elder, oh, brother says you, you guys, it's so meaningless, not only wastes time, but also loses money, you know, time is money, now I think, ah, you can organize a football club to make money, Brother Liu'er, you can open a football club next to it' The international five-star ultra-luxury hand-ramen flagship store', you two make money together, common prosperity, hehe, win-win, you two say, good or not?"

"Okay" Qi'er saw that the two of them were silent, so he answered by himself, and also applauded himself desperately......

"My football club members don't eat noodles" Mi'er raised his head, looking at the situation, his anger had not subsided, and he still looked very unhappy.

"Hmph, it's good not to eat it, my noodles are not rare for any club members to eat. Liu'er was not to be outdone, and ridiculed each other.

"Don't don't, don't" Qi'er hurriedly persuaded: "Brother Er, your members are tired of football, eat some noodles to make up for their bodies, how good, and you, Brother Liu'er, your noodles are for people to eat, and it just so happens that Brother Qi'er is also a person, so your noodles are eaten by the members of Brother Er'er and Brother Yi'er himself, how good, besides, ......"

Qi'er glanced at Qi'er, then put his mouth close to Liu'er's ear, covered his hand and whispered: "Don't be too entangled, don't take the village chief's bean bag as the cadre's dry food, or, the cadre's dry food as the village chief's bean bag, or, the village chief's dry food as the cadre's bean bag, um, or, take the bean bag as dry food and not give it to the village chief as a cadre, or, um, or, give the bean bag as dry food to the cadre and the cadre happens to be the village head......"

"What the hell do you mean" Liu'er impatiently pushed away Qi'er, who was muttering......

"I'm saying this all for your own good" Qi'er didn't care and whispered in Liu'er's ear: "To sum it up, don't take the village chief as a cadre, take the bean bag as the dry food, I mean, don't take the little one as the boss, take the boss as the little one, after all, people are the little brother, sitting on the top of the golden chair, no matter when, you should let him go, in this way, how harmonious, do you say yes or no?"

"In the face of hobbies, demons and demons are equal. Could it be that his football is higher than my face?" I didn't expect that Liu'er didn't appreciate it at all, and shouted loudly, looking like he was unforgiving and unforgiving, which made Qi'er's hard work go down the drain......

At the same time, people also began to start discussions: "Of course football is advanced, you may not have seen it, so many people, grabbing a ball, that scene is ...... fierce" (to be continued). )