Chapter 218: Made of urine

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Amitabha, Lord~ Please give the kind Wenren Ze the reward he deserves. Bai Qi finished babbling, and then looked down at Wen Renze who was subdued, "Ian, break his mouth." ”

Ian grinned and pinched Sniff Renze's mouth.

Woooooooo

Wen Renze swore to die, gritted his teeth, and his face was terrified, his mother sold batches, didn't he just point to the wrong way? As for having such a big grudge against Lao Tzu? God also has a time when he misses!

Ian couldn't pinch his mouth, he didn't use tickling, Wen Renze had a strong face, he didn't open his mouth if he didn't speak, he couldn't pry it open.

"This is a gift from God, it's shameful to resist, don't do any more useless resistance, it's also protein, as a person from a big country in the Celestial Empire, what can't you eat? It's just a fly, the mouth is open and closed, how can a big man be so inked? Like a girl, there is no boldness of a northern man at all!"

Grandma has a leg! I must feed him a fly, so that I can relieve the hatred in my heart, and save him from talking nonsense and hurting his teammates in the future, and I will not tolerate it!

Wen Renze's face was blue, and his teeth were clenched even tighter, Mom sells batches! Is this a bold problem? Do bold people have to eat flies? I believe in your evil! The flickering technique is too poor, bad reviews!

Bai Qi squatted down and looked kind: "Cooperate obediently, otherwise don't blame me for spraying chili water on your little brother." ”

Wen Renze's face turned pale, and he was frightened, and he secretly scolded this guy in his heart for being extremely damaged, but he didn't dare to provoke Bai Qi, the two guys were angry, and it was not okay to be soft.

He laughed dryly twice and said: "Poor monk, don't eat meat, monks quit meat, or change the punishment." ”

"Damn, dare to be hard-mouthed, Ian, take off his pants!" Bai Qi immediately turned his face ruthlessly.

"Wait, don't don't, don't be, can't I be wrong? Two big brothers, the younger brother knows that he is wrong, I apologize, I repent, I am a new person. Ian began to untie his belt, and Wen Renze immediately begged for mercy, and his integrity was completely lost.

"Hmph, do you dare to say that you are a god in the future?"

"How dare you!"

"Do you dare to pretend to be cute?"

"Don't dare to pretend, don't dare to pretend. ”

"Do you dare to lead us two good people astray?"

"Don't dare, don't dare. ”

"Hmph, Ian, take off your pants!" said Shiraku, grimacing.

"Damn, you bastard, don't go too far. "Wen Renze was anxious.

"What's wrong with Lao Tzu?" Bai Qi turned around and pointed at his exposed ass and balls, and said angrily, "I was so hurt by you that my ass was burned, I can't change your pants too much, right?" Damn, damn it, Lao Tzu's ass and eggs were almost scorched, it's good that I didn't settle accounts with you!"

Wen Renze was stunned, and then looked stupid, and took off his pants very cooperatively to change into Bai Qi, and he put on Bai Qi's "buttocks suit", took off his coat and tied it around his waist, and his clothes hung down to cover his shame, I don't know if Bai Qi found out or disliked it, and left him a pair of underwear, not showing his flesh, but he definitely can't do strenuous exercise, the swing arc is a little larger, you can see the bright red underwear, or triangular, and more importantly, there is a "Winnie the Pooh" pattern, which is really spicy eyes!

"Uh, that ......" Wen Renze touched his head in embarrassment, "I really didn't calculate it just now, my fault, but when I was running for my life before, I suddenly remembered something, maybe it can help us find Wang Fan's whereabouts." ”

"Huh?"

Bai Qi Ian stared at him at the same time, his eyes were very unkind, and Bai Qi had already begun to look for the fly that he had just lost.

Wen Renze hurriedly explained: "Don't worry, there will be no mistakes this time." ”

"When did you not say that?" roared Ian.

"Damn, if you don't believe me, don't you still believe Wang Fan?" Wen Renze blushed and said angrily.

"What do you mean?" the two were stunned.

"Have you forgotten that Burning Sun Bird?" Wen Renze said a little shyly. Damn, the mention of the dead bird makes him very upset, and he remembers the sorrow of his twenty-five-year-old virginity.

Sure enough, the eyes of the two lit up at the same time, yes! How did you forget this bird, the Burning Sun Bird is known as going to the sky and the earth, looking for traces, if it is there, it is easy to find someone.

"Where did you hide it?" Bai Qi hurriedly asked, and Ian also looked anxious.

When the two of them saw Wen Renze searching around his body, and finally put his hand into the crotch of his pants and took out a strange bird, they were immediately shocked.

"Damn! It's not that you don't know it, it's not disembodied, it's completely composed of energy, and it has no touch, it's like air, it's like it, it's hiding wherever you want, and you can't even feel it when it gets into your body, I can't stop it at all!" Feeling the very strange gazes of the two, Wen Renze suddenly became angry, looking at the stupid and cute stupid bird with blinking eyes in his hand, he was so angry that he wanted to throw it on the ground and kill him.

"Hahahaha!" the two of them burst out laughing heartlessly, tears streaming into their eyes.

"Good bird, good bird, Wen Renze, you have to take care of it in the future, you have to be such a divine bird, you have to thank God. Bai Qi admired.

"Ahem, alright! No kidding, it's important to get it to work, let it find someone. Ian looked at Wen Renze's appearance that was about to collapse, so he didn't stimulate him anymore, and coughed.

Wen Renze looked at the little bird very resentfully, full of resentment and nowhere to vent, gritted his teeth and said: "Silly bird, take us to Wang Fan and them, they are the people who were with us before, and now they are separated from us and need your help." ”

The Burning Sun Bird is extremely spiritual and can understand Wen Renze's words, it flies, fluttering its wings in front of Wen Renze, chirping and chirping.

"What?"

Wen Renze's footsteps staggered, and he almost fell, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, very ugly.

"What kind of bird language does it say, but what do you want to eat?" Bai Qi asked.

It said...... Just kiss it. The corners of Wen Renze's mouth twitched, his head was full of black lines, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

The two were stunned, laughed loudly, laughed so much that their stomachs cramped, Wen Renze's face was pale, and his fists clenched.

"You can sacrifice it, what a lovely bird, and you won't die if you kiss it. After laughing, Bai Qi persuaded.

"That's it, although it's made of your urine, it's not a big problem, it's just an energy body, you can't kiss if you want to, you just make a show. "Ian is serious.

...... made of urine Wen Renze was short of breath.

"Can you speak?What is made of urine?Can you say that it is made of urine?Even if it is really made of urine, you can't say that it is made of urine, although urine is made of urine, but you don't treat it as urine, such a smell of Renze will be stressed to think that it is made of urine......" Bai Qi scolded Ian. I didn't realize that I said more than a dozen "made of urine" in one sentence.

...... made of urine

Wen Renze spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and was angry and fell to the ground unconscious.

(End of chapter)