【286 Scam Calls】
"I won't answer your call, what's the use of you calling it~"
"Huh~", Du Xiaoxiao's tone was long, with a look of disgust, "Hu Lei, can you change the ringtone of your mobile phone!"
"What's wrong?", Hu Lei was stunned for a moment.
"It's too two!", Du Xiaoxiao frowned, "You will make the overall style of our small shop very low." ”
Hu Lei had a black line, he waved his hand and said angrily, "Go, go, what do children know, how personalized this bell is! ”
"Cut...... I'm afraid everyone doesn't think you're a fool. Du Xiao raised his chin arrogantly and scolded Hu Lei, then turned his head to find bean juice to play with balls.
"I ......", Hu Lei almost didn't lift the table, he now thinks that this bear kid is taking the matter of scaring himself as a daily entertainment.
"I won't answer your call, what's the use of you calling it~"
The phone was still ringing, Hu Lei muttered, "Could it be that this ringtone really seems to be very low?", I didn't think that this would be Du Xiaoxiao so scolding Hu Lei was concerned, it seems that it is really necessary to change the ringtone of the mobile phone. How about Beethoven's Symphony of Fate, enough is enough!
Hu Lei suddenly found that his brain began to expand as he wanted, and in this case, it seemed that the most important thing to do was to pick up the phone.
He glanced at his phone's screen, which showed an unfamiliar number. But this is not a reason not to answer the phone, thinking of this, Hu Lei lightly towards the answer button.
However, the moment his finger touched the screen, the bell stopped abruptly.
"Hey, did you hang up?", no wonder, after all, it should have been timed out after all the ringing for so long. Hu Lei shrugged, and I can't be blamed for that.
At the same time, the Garden of the Stars.
"What's the situation?", Scar Man frowned.
Kamen put down the phone in his hand stupidly, and then shook his head at the scar man, "I didn't answer the phone." ”
"Didn't you see it?", the luthier said.
"Possibly. The scar man nodded, "If we fight again, there is not much time left for us, and we must fight quickly." ”
So Kamen picked up the phone again and dialed it out, and the funny ringtone of "I won't answer your call, what's the use of you calling it~" from the receiver made Kamen hurt for a while, Hu Lei's bastard wouldn't be mocking himself on purpose.
In the small shop, Hu Lei didn't take a missed call that didn't go through to heart, maybe it was a mistake. However, as soon as he put the phone down, the familiar ringtone rang again.
"If you listen to it like this, the bell is very low. Hu Lei muttered, he is now a little skeptical of his previous taste, such a ringtone has been used for many years, how can it persist.
He picked up his phone again and saw that it was still the same number.
There was no delay this time, Hu Lei directly connected, "Hey, hello, who is it?"
"Guess who I am. A bechanting voice came from the other end of the phone.
Hu Lei was stunned for a moment, guess the dog! This voice sounds very unfamiliar, and it should not be an acquaintance. I took the phone from my ear to my eyes, looked at the number, and really didn't recognize it. Could it be that he encountered the legendary magical profession of the call girl, Hu Lei was instantly excited, ahh
Then hung up cleanly!
On the other end of the phone, "What's the situation?", the scarred man's eyebrows were wrinkled into a Sichuan shape, seeing that this force could trap a fly.
Facing the scar man's inquiry, listening to the "beep" sound that suddenly sounded on the phone, the mask was very aggrieved, I haven't said anything about it yet, why did you hang up!
"Hit again. The scar man glared at the mask fiercely, "If you talk nonsense again this time, Lao Tzu will strip you naked and throw you out." ”
"Pulse pressure belt. Kamen Jiao snorted, and then dialed the phone again.
And the scar man, listening to his coquettish voice, his body shivered unconsciously. This special mask seems to be evolving rapidly in a direction that hurts the egg lately.
"I won't answer your call, what's the use of you calling it~"
In the shop, the bell rang for the third time.
"Hu Lei, can you still do it? Doesn't it mean that your ringtone is not good, why is it put up endlessly, can you not be so arrogant when you are such an adult? ”
Du Xiaoxiao was so annoyed that she shook her hand and smashed the tennis ball on the nose of the bean juice. This time it can be smashed not lightly, except for the nose, even the two hanging almond eyes are red and fluttering. This ball will really bite the dog and scare the baby to death.
Hu Lei was amused by this scene, if there was still the idea of changing the bell just now, this idea has completely disappeared at this time. It's rare to have a weapon that can restrain a bear child, how can it be discarded so easily.
While pondering unkindly, he looked at his phone, hey, it's still that strange call, it's really perseverance!
With a hint of bad taste, Hu Lei picked up the phone again. How to say this mentality, it is the same as the mentality of "hitting the child on a rainy day is idle".
"Hey, hello ......", the bewitching female voice on the other side.
Hu Lei took a deep breath and said earnestly, "Sister, I really don't need any special services, an excellent young man like me who is upright, kind, and cheerful will never be able to do this kind of thing." Of course, I'm not discriminating against you as a profession, after all, you also make money from your work, although the location and posture of your work are often fascinating, but it doesn't matter. However, as a person who has come over, ahh......h
Hu Lei was stunned and kept talking for half an hour, during which he didn't drink a sip of water. After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone cleanly again, and then thought to himself, something like this is really very fulfilling.
"Hu Lei ......", Du Xiaoxiao squatted in front of Hu Lei with bean juice, looking at him with blank eyes, "I just found out that you are also a broken mouth!"
"Go, go, go. Hu Lei waved his hand, "What do children know, this is called teaching people to be kind." ”
The other side......
Kamen was already trembling and completely shut down, and he didn't come back to his senses until the busy sound came from the phone again.
Scar Man reached out and shook it in front of the mask, then looked at him sympathetically. Hu Lei's lecture just now sounded clear to him, and his head was about to explode, but he didn't expect this guy to have the magical skill of super mouth cannon.
It took a long time for the mask to come to his senses, and he shouted hysterically, "Ahhh
Scar Man: ???
Fiddler:???
This guy's focus seems a little strange!
This time, there was no need for the scar man to remind him again, and after venting his mask, he dialed Hu Lei's phone again, and his mouth kept chattering, "The old lady can't handle you if I don't believe it!"
The scar man and the pianist on the side are confused, this guy won't completely adjust his survival mode, right?
In the small shop, Hu Lei was speechless when he looked at the phone that rang again, and when it came to this, why did he still call. What kind of firm professional belief is it that causes this woman to take the cute little money from herself?
The phone is connected......
"I said sister, everything that should be said has been said, you need to be quiet now and think carefully about your life, don't thank me, just call me Lei Feng!"
After the chatter, Hu Lei was about to hang up the phone, but he heard a hysterical voice from the other side, "Shut up, listen to me now!"
Hu Lei was stunned for a moment, why was he still in a hurry, "Okay, you say!"
"Listen, your daughter is now in our hands, you ......"
Hu Lei glanced back at Du Xiaoxiao, who was playing with Dou Juice, according to his current situation, he must say his daughter's words, that is this bear child. Isn't this a good way to jump around in front of yourself, what a joke.
This woman is not a call girl, but a fraud girl! These are two completely different natures!
Thinking of this, Hu Lei's last bit of amusement was gone, and he forcibly interrupted the other party's words again and said coldly, "What I just said still applies to you, being poor is not terrible, what is terrible is that you are poor and lose your way." ”
"Smack", after finishing speaking, Hu Lei hung up the phone directly.
On the other hand, the masks are all lost, how can this hang up again, how can it be plain and preachy. Can you be a little patient and let me finish talking!
The old lady really doesn't believe in evil!
He dialed it out again......
"Sorry, the phone you made is on a call......"
Mask:???
Hit again in ten minutes......
"Sorry, the phone you made is on a call......"
"Damn, this kid is blacklisting the old lady!", Kamen was so angry that he smashed the phone into the corner of the wall, shattering it.