I really miss the past, when cucumbers were just vegetables! Fungus was just a fungus! If the soap drops, you can pick it up with peace of mind! You can tell anyone that I bought a watch last year! Paper towels are just used to wipe your mouth and nose! When you are hungry, you can eat below! The noon of hoeing day is just an ancient poem!

This is a joke made up by a Chinese netizen, and Kim Jong Kwon, who was familiar with Chinese culture at that time, was shocked when he saw it!

The girl who was so young at the beginning is now a yellow joke one by one, and even he dares to tease after forming a group, it is really a thing or a person, which makes people nostalgic for the beginning!

But think about it again, who hasn't slowly become more and more mature with the passage of time.

I didn't see even the cute IU who used to be able to tease him 80 times a day without repeating it, but now he is learning more and more treacherous, so that Kim Jong Kwon hasn't succeeded for a long time, alas!

"You guys, when you get married, just form a 'young woman era', forget it, now one by one is like an aunt in the vegetable market, what can I do!"

"Huh, this idea seems to be good!"

"Young woman, it can't be because OPPA likes this mouthful, so it hints at us... ”

"Wow! Jong Kwon OPPA, we really misjudged you!"

"I didn't expect OPPA to be this kind of person!"

"I know,I know!This is what kind of person is said on the Internet7 attributes,And NTR and something like that.,In short, it means that a certain part of men with special fetishes enjoy cuckolding other men very much.,The Internet also said that this will bring a very great pleasure and sense of accomplishment to these people.。。。 ”

(There is no such thing as a green hat in South Korea, as long as everyone understands.) ）

Kim Jong Kwon looked at Yun'er who was 'popular science knowledge' with a black line, what kind of messy information did this guy read on the Internet, could it be that her black belly was practiced like this?

The others were also a little overwhelmed, and Sunny took the lead to cover Yuna who was convulsive.

"Ahh

"Isn't there no outsider, I simply livened up the atmosphere... Yun'a, who was released, whispered back.

Kim Jong-kwan and Taeyeon glanced at each other, and they both saw helplessness in each other's eyes, such a ghost spirit is really not something that ordinary people can subdue.

"It's late, I'll go back first, are you going home with me or continue to go crazy with them here?"

Taeyeon hesitated a little, and then was hugged by Yoona who was completely convulsed.

"Taeyeononi isn't going anywhere, it's mine!"

Yes, there is no need to hesitate, Taeyeon smiled and wanted to tear this little plaster off, but she was the opponent of Da Yun, and she was eaten to death.

"Okay, okay, okay, I'm staying in the dormitory today, not going anywhere, you're going to strangle me to death, don't you know?"

It seemed that the good compensation was going to be extended, and Kim Jong Kwon smacked his lips, "Be careful, don't be taken advantage of." ”

When he said this, Kim Jong Kwon also deliberately swept over Yoona who was holding Taeyeon to death, as well as the body of Sunny and others, the object of his key vigilance, don't wait for him to NTR others, he was NTR by these guys first!

Before SUNY and the others, who were about to move, had a bad smile on their faces, they said anything, Yun'er, who had been affected by the weather, stopped doing it first!

"I, Lin Yun'er, I'm going to sleep with your wife tonight!"

Quiet!

Deathly silence!

Everyone was stunned and watched, suddenly stood up, pinched their waists, and said these earth-shattering words in an extremely strong tone... Comrade Lim Yuna!

Kim Jong Kwon felt that a mouthful of old blood rushed to his throat, and he swallowed it alive.

If this were said by a man, he would dare to promise to break all five of this guy's limbs into crushed fractures!

But...

Well, this strong overbearing president flavor is too discordant and ridiculous!

After everyone reacted, it was a hilarious that was about to lift the roof!

"Hahaha! yes, I'm Tiffany, too! I'm going to sleep with your wife tonight!"

"Why don't we take turns giving Taeyeon to it in a while... Hey, hey, hey!"

"Wow! that's exciting, take me one!"

"It's better to be happy alone than to be happy, let's have a good time together. ”

Seeing these 'perverts' with evil smiling faces trying to stretch out their evil hands to themselves, Taeyeon, who was already a little numb and blushing, immediately screamed, "I want to go home!"

"Let go of me, I'm going home!"

"Hehe, it's too late to run now, obediently obey us!"

"I'm satisfied with the service of the uncle, there are benefits for you!"

"Appreciation~"

Watching this scene, Kim Jong Kwon quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, although to be honest, he also wanted to join in this 'round and what' activity, but think about it.

This place should not stay for a long time, first slip for the second!

"That... You guys play first, I'll go first!"

"OPPA, save me! Woo woo woo ... ”

"OPPA, do you want to join us?" we don't mind?" said Sunny, smiling devilishly.

Kim Jong Kwon immediately shuddered, "Forget it! He hasn't lived long enough!"

"No, no, I still have a little urgent matter waiting for me to deal with it in a while, next time, next time... Kim Jong Kwon put on his shoes and couldn't bear to look at Taeyeon who was caught in the clutches of the devil.

"Since that's the case, then we won't be reluctant, next time we have the opportunity to be together again~"

Sunny, these crazy girls still look regretful, it seems that this sitcom is a little too deep, but in Taeyeon, who is covering her mouth, it looks like these sisters have two long demonic horns on their heads!

"Don't forget to take the garbage with you when OPPA leaves~"

"Got it... ”

It's true that he didn't treat him as an outsider, seeing that he was leaving, and he gave him two large bags of garbage accumulated in the dormitory as a coil, probably because he was afraid that he would be hungry on the road. . .

Kim Jong-kwan took the garbage speechlessly and was about to leave, but he always felt as if he had forgotten something very important and had not done it.

Then the moment he saw Sika, who was even more 'cold and silent' today, he finally remembered.

I was going to wait for them to finish eating and talk to Sika alone, but they were taken on the highway by a group of old drivers and almost didn't get down.

"Sika... Sika?" Kim Jong Kwon stood in the doorway, calling out to the iceberg princess who was distracted every day.

"Sika, OPPA called you. ”

"Notice no.,Today's Sika is particularly distracted.,It seems to have eaten into the nose when I ate just now.。。。 ”

"Poof, don't make me laugh, hahaha!"