When the third master saw the tea poured in, he waited for the tea to be poured, and the next person went out, and only after taking a sip of tea did he say: "First, a lot of people are not good in the room, and second, scum is not good."

Cousin Song said: "Wait, I know that there is no room for this, what is this scum?"

The third master said: "Just like Anyang Hou, whose family marries a daughter to give her husband's family a hardship?"

Cousin Song patted his chest and said: "This will never be, my Song family is not like that, if there is, as long as I live, I will break his legs"

The third old man looked at Cousin Song with a smile, but he didn't say anything, Cousin Song looked at himself in wonder and asked, "What is Brother De laughing at?"

The third old man smiled: "Your cousin-in-law said that if your son-in-law is like you after getting married, she is reluctant to marry the eighth lady."

Cousin Song asked strangely: "What's wrong with me? I didn't spoil my concubine and kill my wife, and I didn't raise a drama to redeem the Oiran and gamble, I don't think there are many men like me, why is my cousin-in-law still not at ease?"

The third old man said: "Your inner house is not clean"

Cousin Song said: "That's the daughter-in-law I married is not good, if I marry my cousin-in-law, how can there be a mess now"

The third old man raised his head and laughed: "Your cousin-in-law said that if you marry like this, I won't spend a day with you, and your cousin-in-law said that I am lucky to marry me, haha"

Cousin Song only heard his cousin-in-law praise him for his ability every time, and for the first time he heard his cousin-in-law say this about him, he hurriedly said, "Why can't I do it?"

The third master laughed and said: "You put aside the original partner, and you go to have a child with the concubine, and the wife and concubine quarrel all day long in the house, what is it like?"

Cousin Song said angrily: "Brother De doesn't have a concubine, so he doesn't have a concubine?"

The third master said: "I will have a concubine, and I respect my wife, no one dares to quarrel with my wife, which one is like you, now I am guarding my wife, which one wants a concubine? I heard that you have another concubine, right?"

Cousin Song said with annoyance: "I didn't think about it, I've been here in Zhuangzi for a few months, and I can't bring a concubine to live here.

Let's go back once in a while, I don't want to see my daughter-in-law's face, so I found a concubine who is usually good,

Who knew that she was pregnant once, and I also let her drink the avoidance soup, but she secretly poured it, and my daughter-in-law made trouble with me again, and I didn't want to have another concubine.

I have children and daughters, and it's not that I don't have a concubine, and I expect a concubine to give birth to a successor?

How do you know that the little concubine is so pregnant, you say you can't do it anymore, the daughter-in-law is still messing with me, I happen to live in the Zhuangzi and don't go back, but there is no woman to accompany me at night, and I am panicked after a long time."

The third master's heart moved, and he was just about to ask his cousin this question, so he asked, "Then you didn't find something that could make you comfortable and not make the concubine pregnant?"

Cousin Song said distressedly: "How can there be such a good thing, I went to ask my father for this, he was a beautiful concubine in the backyard, why didn't there be so many concubines, my father kicked me out, and said that I would either hold it back, or cut it and become a eunuch."

The third old man laughed when he heard his cousin say this, pointed at Cousin Song and couldn't speak, gasped after laughing, and said, "You bastard, just go and ask your cousin?"

I should kick you, even if my father is alive, I don't dare to ask my father like this, why are you asking so much?

Cousin Song touched his head and smiled: "Aren't I holding back?"

The third cousin still didn't give up, and asked after him: "Really, don't you have a lot of friends from the three sects and nine streams, and you didn't look for them?"

Cousin Song said: "I really asked someone, but he said no, only let the woman drink contraceptive pills, but this little concubine has crooked thoughts, they all poured secretly, and they all want to conceive a child.

The third cousin said: "Look at what you said, which woman doesn't want to have a child by herself and have something to rely on?"

Cousin Song said, "Am I not her dependence?

It's like Brother De, if you're unhappy, you hit Zhuangzi, but I haven't blown any of them away, and if you don't like it, you don't care about it, and you can't support yourself."

The third old man glared and said: "Am I not happy to bombard? all of them are big-hearted, seeing that I feel sorry for her, they want me to make my wife ugly, and there is a pregnant child who fell off by herself, and insisted that his wife got rid of it.

When I'm stupid, I just like whichever I like, and I'm not confused.

Oh, I just want to jump twice if I want to be favored, I'm fortunate that I'm not the Hou Ye, if the Hou Ye doesn't encourage me to learn from that Anyang Hou?

I still don't believe it, I can't live without her, but I'm also blind, with such a good wife, what kind of like-minded person is looking for, I think I and your cousin-in-law are like-minded, I failed your cousin's affection,

I regret it, I can't wait to go back 20 years and start over, and I will never let your cousin be wronged."

Cousin Song remembered the lesson, and he couldn't mention anything about his cousin in front of Brother De, so he listened to what he said and pouted.

The third master continued: "I don't want any concubines and concubines now, I have children and grandchildren, and I will be satisfied with raising a son with your cousin and sister-in-law in the future, and you will have a room of children, don't toss anymore."

Cousin Song hurriedly said: "Which one is I willing to toss, I can't control it?" I can't stare at a concubine again and again to drink that child-avoiding medicine" After thinking about it again, he said: "There is a guy who said that there is a medicine, and the man will not have any more children if he drinks it, but I don't dare to drink it, if I drink it to a real eunuch, I will be blind."

The third master asked curiously, "How do you know that you can be a eunuch?"

Cousin Song said: "More than ten years ago, there was no family that was originally rationed to her master who secretly fed the medicine, and then there was no concubine, and there was no concubine, it turned out that the old man drank the medicine and became a eunuch, so he could only watch dryly, that guy was not good."

After saying that, he was still happy, and he trembled with laughter.

When the third old man heard his cousin say this, he also dissipated his thoughts of inquiring about the medicine, kicked him and smiled: "Just laugh, you also have a room of concubines, and one day my brother and sister also fed you the medicine, see if you still go to find the concubine to be happy?"

Cousin Song smiled obscenely and said: "My daughter-in-law won't, if I don't care about her, I will still sleep with her once or twice from time to time, she put me as a eunuch, who will she find to be happy?"

When the third master heard him say that, he pouted even more, didn't answer, and said directly: "Then you can find a favorite one and send away all the concubines who have not given birth to children in that room, otherwise you will be upset when you look at it."

The third old man spread his hands and said: "Where can I find a favorite one?" At that time, those were all favorites, but later they didn't like it, and they couldn't force me to sleep with a concubine, then I don't know who slept with whom, and I won't be a little girl?"