There are more stoves, Xiao Wen's craftsmanship is becoming more and more proficient, and this big furnace will be completed in a short time. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Dry the stove and inspect it.

Xiao Wen went to call someone, "Gongzhi seniors, Gongzhi seniors." ”

Gongzhi came out of the house when he heard the sound, looked at the stove with admiration, and exclaimed: "Yes, yes, Xiao Xiao, this stove is really good, even better than I imagined." ”

"Thank you seniors for the compliment. Xiao Wen stared at the governor.

"Haha!" The chief suddenly understood what Xiao Wen meant, and smiled, "Isn't it a matter of saying that birds and beasts are speaking, no problem, I'll start with the simplest teaching, and today I'll teach you the simplest lingua franca that can communicate with all animals." ”

Speaking of this, he added, "I can also teach you the complicated ones, but it's a bit troublesome to learn, and you need to take your time, so you can come and learn from me when you have time." ”

After finishing speaking, he immediately began to teach Chauvin the lingua franca of birds and beasts.

The lingua franca is not difficult to learn, and Xiao Wenwen is also very attentive.

It's just that, despite this, when Xiao Wen learned these lingua franca, it was two hours later, looking at the time, it was almost time to get off work, and Xiao Wen said goodbye to the minister.

The governor told him that he wanted to learn more complex languages and come back later.

Xiao Wen thanked and agreed, and the flying shoes flew back to the marriage hall directly.

Sure enough, it was almost time to get off work, Wu You was waiting for Xiao Wen to come back, and when he saw Xiao Wen, he smiled and said: "Xiao Xiao, if you don't come back, brother, I can only use your power skateboard to go home." ”

Xiao Wen laughed when he heard this.

Wu You asked Xiao Wenwen how he was, and Xiao Wen was humble and said it was okay.

Wu You really praised Xiao Wen a few words, saying that he was self-motivated and knew how to learn the craft, unlike himself, he didn't want to do anything except work.

He also said that Xiao Wen will definitely be better than himself in the future.

Xiao Wen was really modest.

When he returned to his house after work, Xiao Wen took a shower and prepared to go to bed.

It's already past two o'clock in the morning, and if you don't sleep, it's going to be dawn.

But the tired Xiao Wen had just laid down, and the neighbor's house on the left suddenly sounded loud music like crazy, and it was still a particularly ear-shattering kind of rock.

"Is there something wrong? The music is so loud so late in the night?" Chauvin rolled over, blocking his ears and trying to continue sleeping.

But the sound was so loud that he couldn't sleep.

"Something is wrong. Xiao Wen sat up and muttered quietly, "I remember that there is an old man and an old lady on the left, and they don't make any noise at night when they sleep?"

"Go over and take a look, give them a talk, and keep your voice down. Chauvin got out of bed and walked out in slippers.

The neighbor's house on the left and Xiao Wen's house were separated by five or six meters, and Xiao Wen knocked on the door.

A very rude, very vicious man's voice was bored and asked loudly, "Who?"

Belch!

Xiao Wen was stunned, isn't it an old man and an old lady?

It can only be said that he is too busy, and he doesn't even know that his neighbors have been replaced.

"It's half past two, I'm going to sleep, please turn your voice down. Xiao Wen spoke to the other party very politely.

Who would have thought that another female voice would come from, "You said that if you are smaller, you will be smaller, how old are you?"

"You're making me sleep. The scolded Chauvin tone became stiff.

The man even said directly to Xiao Wen, "Get out!

Holy!

Xiao Wen was angry, and he was embarrassed, right?

The good voice consulted you, you didn't listen, and you still had reason to disturb the neighbor's sleep?

Well, call the police and let the police take care of it.

Xiao Wen was about to call the police, but suddenly his heart moved.

It's useless for the police to come when they come to the police.

Dealing with this kind of thing, Xiao Wen is more experienced.

Knowing that the police are coming, at most they can say a few words without pain, if the two sluts inside the door don't open the door at all, the police can't do anything.

And as soon as the police left, these two sluts were determined to take revenge on themselves more viciously and make their voices louder.

So, let's figure it out.

Buzz!

Suddenly hearing the sound of flies, Xiao Wen's heart moved, and he looked directly forward, and saw a large group of flies.

Xiao Wen was ecstatic, and the newly learned animal language could come in handy.

Buzz!

Xiao Wen directly simulated the sound of flies and communicated with flies.

Sound simulation, this is the simplest animal lingua franca.

Buzz!

A swarm of flies responded at the same time, when Chauvin was of the same kind.

"Buzz (that family has good food at home)!" Chauvin told the flies directly.

Buzz!

The fly was overjoyed and flew directly to the house on the left.

It was only a moment later that there was a thunderous cry from the house, and the man shouted, "CTM, where are so many flies?" Hurry up and fight the flies. ”

Hit the flies?

Xiao Wen snorted coldly.

Squeak squeak (the sound of a mouse)!, Chauvin continued the simulation.

Soon after, a mouse probed out of his brain, pointed at Xiao Wen, squeaked (what's the matter?)

Chauvin: Squeak squeak (do me a favor).

Rats are much smarter than flies and can do some simple communication.

Little Mouse: Squeak Squeak (Why should I help you?)!

Chauvin: Squeak squeak (help me, I'll give you something to eat).

I went straight home, took a piece of bread out, tore off a piece and gave it to the little mouse.

The little mouse quickly ate the bread cube and asked Shavin: Squeak squeak (say, what's the matter?).

Xiao Wendao: Squeak squeak (call a group of rats over, the more the better, all the food that comes to help.) ）。

Little Mouse: Squeak squeak (You wait.) ）。

The little mouse turned around and left, and not long after, he came back directly with hundreds of mice.

Depend on!

Hundreds of mice were crowded together, not to mention the kind of terrible feeling, Xiao Wen looked at it directly, and he couldn't help but feel sick to his stomach.

Anyway, there are so many rats in the community, and I don't even know it. This is all the rats in the neighborhood, all of them are here, right?

Squeak squeak (here we come, say, what to do?)?

The little mouse yelled at Chauvin.

Xiao Wen pointed at the family on the left, and said in his mouth: Squeak squeak (the one that plays music, scare them to death. ）。

Little Mouse Barry: Squeak Squeak (Pay first and then work.) ）。

Xiao Wen didn't think about it, and directly threw the whole piece of bread to the group of rats.

Hundreds of rats rushed towards the loaf of bread at the same time, and ate it all in an instant.

The little mouse is too little, squeak and squeak (less, take two more pieces.) ）。

Xiao Wen didn't think about it, so he went back and got it directly, and took two more pieces out.

Fortunately, he was worried that he would not eat at night, so he stored a lot of food in the house, otherwise he would not know what to take for the rats.

Two loaves of bread were tossed to the rats again.

The rats rushed over and finished the bread again.

Squeak squeak!

The little mouse yelled at the mouses: It's work.

With the order of the little mouse, hundreds of mice rushed to the house on the left at the same time.

Soon after, a frightened and piercing elongated scream came from the house: "Ah......hhhh