【071 Crisis Resolution】
Hey, this kind of self-proclaimed claim is rare nowadays, needless to say, full of charlatanism.
In response, I saw a big man with big round ears and a straight nose and a square mouth swimming from the crowd. This man is burly, I am afraid that he is not more than two meters old, and the scene is very similar to a giraffe swimming across a river.
Hu Lei couldn't help but snort, and secretly said that this master really looks like a house robber, which is definitely the standard appearance of the ID card that must be checked every time the random inspection is checked.
After a while, the big man had already walked through the crowd, he looked at Hu Lei carefully but did not speak, and instead greeted the old lady angrily.
"Grandma Yang hasn't seen you for a long time. ”
I didn't expect this big man and the old lady to know each other, and it looks like the relationship is pretty good, even so, it shouldn't be enough to fight, just with his head, one punch man is also scared.
"Xiaowen, I haven't seen you for a long time. The old lady also looked quite happy when she saw the big man, and she bracked up her spirit and said hello.
It's just that......
Xiaowen, Hu Lei couldn't help but laugh out loud, this Nima's name is really contrasting and cute.
Hu Lei's smile was attracted by the eyes of the old lady and the big man Xiaowen, especially Xiaowen, whose eyes widened, "Grandma Yang, is someone making trouble in your store?"
Ouch I'll go, Hu Lei has a black line, this thing doesn't happen to be the one with developed limbs and a simple mind, the current scene must be someone making trouble, but he stared at himself It means a few things. I can't compare to you in size, and can't I compare to you in eyes?
Just when Hu Lei and Xiaowen were staring at each other, the old lady was anxious, and she pulled Xiaowen and hurriedly said, "Mistake Xiaowen, make a mistake, Xiaoxiao's father is helping me." ”
Xiaowen snorted heavily, "If it weren't for Grandma Yang's face, the Sprinkle family wouldn't have made you laugh today." ”
"......", is this being threatened, is it really threatened, this Nima, if it weren't for the old lady's face, she would have slapped her face with a mouthful of gum, this thing is infuriating.
"Hey, I said if you still eat or not, if you don't eat, I'll be on it. At the same time, the crowd also urged.
"What are you urging, rushing to reincarnate. Xiaowen looked around viciously, perfectly interpreting what it means to be fierce.
The people who ate melons were suddenly silent.
"Ouch, buddy, be quiet, don't bother us. ”
"What is the origin of this man? ”
"He, it's a well-known bastard in this area, and if he really starts to be ruthless, he will even beat himself. ”
Listening to the muttering sound from the crowd, Hu Lei was also in a cold sweat, and even what was the concept of beating himself, but in terms of his performance in the latter five or six hundred words, this unsparing evaluation was absolutely pertinent.
"Well, you'll be paid for eating steamed buns?"
Xiao Wen's throat suddenly shook Hu Lei's ears a little numb, he smiled bitterly and rubbed his ears, "This, Xiao Wen is, I think you may have misunderstood." ”
"Well, you guy, you dare to deceive the Sprinkle family. With that, the big fan-like hand grabbed Hu Lei's shoulder.
This Nima, can you still talk well, is this really an acquaintance with the old lady, no matter how you look at it, it looks like Zhang Linhan sent to smash the field, squinted at Uncle Xie Ding, and smiled too happily now.
Faced with Xiaowen's sudden attack, Hu Lei hurriedly dodged sideways, and shouted at the same time, "Listen to me." ”
After being dodged by Hu Lei, Xiaowen didn't continue to attack, he stood and looked at Hu Lei with his hands in his hands.
"The buns are free to try, I don't think it's delicious, give money. Roughly understanding the other party's impatient and short-tempered mischievous temperament, Hu Lei expressed it as concisely as possible this time.
Xiaowen sighed, "If you don't think it's delicious, you can take it with money." ”
Hu Lei nodded and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and finally explained clearly to this guy, this is tired. If this is a bad fight, it won't be for Zhang Linhan on the side to watch a dog-eat-dog, ah-bah, and fight in the nest for free.
"And what are you trying to do?"
Xiaowen followed by a sentence and almost didn't vomit blood from Hu Lei, this thing obviously failed his IQ, but he still looked at Hu Lei with a caring and mentally retarded look, next to the Olympics, Hu Lei kept scolding in his heart.
Regardless of Hu Lei's ugly face, Xiaowen muttered to himself, "You are really shrewd, how can Grandma Yang's buns not be delicious, it seems that the money can't be obtained." That's it, it's not bad to be able to eat buns for free. ”
"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and eat. Hu Lei waved his hand, he really didn't want to continue to entangle with this goods.
You will never be able to defeat a retarded person, because he will pull your IQ to his level and use a wealth of experience to beat and defeat you. The ancients didn't deceive me, Hu Lei sighed from the bottom of his heart.
Xiaowen didn't bother with Hu Lei's obviously unhappy tone this time, he reached out and grabbed a crab roe small cage from the lunch box.
"There's soup in it, be careful. Hu Lei reminded him, for fear that this thing would accidentally get mad again. This feels like taking a child, tired, no, I wasn't so tired when I was young.
I don't know if I heard Hu Lei's prompt clearly, Xiaowen stuffed the entire crab roe cage into his mouth, and then the whole big mouth began to chew rhythmically.
"Jiao, and this kind of operation?"
It was the first time Hu Lei had seen a crab roe xiaolong eat with such a domineering attitude, and the most important thing was that he didn't leak a drop of soup in this way of eating, and he was also a cow.
As Xiaowen chewed, the aroma bomb that belonged to the crab roe Xiaolong broke out again......
"I'll go, why is it so fragrant. ”
"That's what I want to ask. ”
"How can bad meat make such fragrant buns. ”
"No, my gluttony has been hooked. ”
"I'm going to try it too, and I don't have to pay for it. ”
At the moment when the aroma exploded, Zhang Linhan's complexion changed greatly, he himself made steamed buns, so he naturally knew what such a fragrance represented......
The crab roe xiaolong is not big, but after a moment of kung fu Xiaowen has already eaten one, Hu Lei looked at him with a smile and looked at his unfinished look, "How is it, is it delicious?"
"Delicious. Xiaowen nodded heavily.
"Do you still need money?", Hu Lei could have directly opened the crab roe cage and let the aroma explode, which should also have an effect, but after all, it still seemed too deliberate, and it was not as effective as the spontaneous praise of the diners.
"Don't. Xiaowen shook his head, "It doesn't matter what money is not at all, just give the Sprinkle family some steamed buns, one is not enough to stuff your teeth." ”
Before he finished speaking, a hand reached towards the lunch box in Hu Lei's hand.
It only took 0.5 seconds for Hu Lei to realize that he had encountered the legendary bun thief, and this Nima also pointed to the remaining buns to completely reverse the reputation, and he couldn't bear it. Hu Lei moved the lunch box behind his back with one hand and the wind with the other.
Click.
Xiaowen was stunned, he obviously didn't expect Hu Lei to interrupt his attack, and he was not convinced, and the strength in his hand increased by three points to push forward, but he didn't move.
One second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
The strength on Hu Lei's hand also increased, and fine beads of sweat began to ooze from Xiaowen's forehead.
"It's not comparable, it's not comparable, the Sprinkle family doesn't have as much strength as you. Xiaowen stepped back, shook his sore hand vigorously, and looked at Hu Lei as if he was looking at a monster.
Hu Lei looked like he was fine, but his whole arm hurt like a cramp, and he almost showed his timidity.
"If you want to eat steamed buns and go to the old lady, I'm still useful. ”
Hu Lei coolly dropped a sentence and looked at the people eating melons, "So, who else wants to try it next!"
"I'll come, I'll come. ”
"I'm going to try too. ”
"There is no hurry, there are still six places for free tasting, and if you still want to eat, you can buy it in the store. Although the old lady's buns may indeed not be as good as the crab roe dumplings produced by the system, he believes that in the current atmosphere, with the aroma of crab roe dumplings, he will definitely be able to eat a more delicious feeling.
After some pushing, the six people in the front finally got their wish to eat the fragrant crab roe xiaolong, and after eating, they all showed an intoxicated look on their faces and praised it greatly, and none of them coveted the five hundred yuan and said something wrong.
Other people who didn't grab the tasting quota also chose to buy it when they saw Xiaowen sitting on the ground with a drawer of hot buns on the ground and eating happily.
So that morning, the old lady's buns were out of stock, and in addition to the buns, even the white porridge, pickles, and spice jars were gone.
Zhang Linhan looked at the scene in front of him and calmed down, this is that people are not as good as heaven, however, this failure does not mean that it will not be successful next time, hum, let's see.
Hu Lei glanced at Zhang Linhan, who was quietly exiting the crowd, and he was very disgusted with this guy who bullied an old lady for a little personal gain, of course he couldn't just let him go safely.
Thinking of this, he squeezed through the crowd and leaned in the direction of Zhang Linhan.