Chapter 273: I'm going to cross

Meng Fanzhu ignored the voices of the audience, the good and the bad would not affect his emotions, and even happily clasped his fists and gestured around.

"Thank you, thank you for giving me a round of applause. Meng Fanzhu saw that everyone applauded and cheered, and then said.

"Coax!" laughed, this kid was really thick-skinned, and he turned the cheers into a small burden. With this cleverness, it is a material that can be made.

Many guests began to take Meng Fanzhu's performance seriously, looking forward to the performance of these two little guys to make their eyes shine.

"A two-person performance gives you a round of applause for one. Xu Qiang continued.

"Shoot it again, it's for you. Meng Fanzhu hurriedly mobilized the guests.

This kid is quite good at applauding, so cooperate, and most of the guests gave a round of applause in good faith. There are also those who hold their arms and watch coldly, and if they want to interact, they have to get some real skills.

"Oh, thank you. Xu Qiang gestured.

"I have an unusual relationship with Xu Qiang. Meng Fanzhu continued.

"The relationship is close. Xu Qiang is sure.

"It's like my own friend. Meng Fanzhu's face was happy.

"What are these words?" Xu Qiangmeng said.

Haha~ My friend is still my own, these two boys really dare to say it, the little burden is shaken, it's pretty good.

"We've been together for a long time, and the two brothers haven't quarreled. Meng Fanzhu was proud.

"I didn't blush. Xu Qiang cooperated.

"Why? Respect those two words. Meng Fanzhu was calm.

"Yes, that's the foundation. Xu Qiang is sure.

"You remember, these are the words between people. Meng Fanzhu continued.

"Oh. Xu Qiang said and glanced at Jiang Bo.

Jiang Bo rolled his eyes, and said in his heart: What do you mean by looking at me at this time?

These two boys are not fuel-efficient lamps either, Hou Yaowen shook his head. However, talking about cross talk in this mode of chatting, isn't it a way that only old artists who have entered the house can master? It seems that the senior brother has found two amazing good seedlings!

"It's the same with our brothers, I treat you as my good friend, and in my heart you are not an ordinary person. Meng Fanzhu praised.

"Really?" Xu Qiang was very moved.

"As the old saying goes: no one is perfect without gold. But Xu Qiang is a perfect person. Meng Fanzhu continued.

"I'm still a man?" Xu Qiang said narcissistically.

"Someone who is almost finished!" Meng Fanzhu nodded.

Hahaha

......

"Fast and perfect people. Meng Fanzhu hurriedly grabbed another sentence.

"Oh, it's perfect, it scares me. Xu Qiang patted his chest.

"Xu Qiang is a real gentleman, he never lies, he is a good person, he is very kind-hearted, and he treats everyone as if he is a relative. Meng Fanzhu said, picking up the fan given by the master and putting it on his head.

What is this going on? Everyone watched curiously.

"You wait a while, what do you mean by that?" Xu Qiang stopped Meng Fanzhu and pointed to the fan and asked.

"I'll have a lightning rod. Meng Fanzhu explained.

"Well, why are you praising me for lightning rod?" Xu Qiang asked.

"Lying is a matter of lightning!"

After Meng Fanzhu said this, the audience burst into laughter, these two children are so funny!

Within a few words, everyone was already laughing. And this is just the beginning, and it's so interesting, so the next one must be even funnier!

"I don't have many hobbies, except for surfing the Internet, I usually like to read novels. Meng Fanzhu waited for a little less laughter and continued.

"Oh, a lot of people love it. Xu Qiang nodded.

"Especially during this time, I love time-traveling novels, and every time I read them, they are so beautiful. Meng Fanzhu showed a very beautiful appearance.

"What's so beautiful?" Xu Qiang wondered.

Oh, speaking of the Internet, it's also an online novel, this is a bit fresh, it seems that even if these two boys are not created on the spot, they are also new jokes made up by themselves, many seniors in the music industry have nodded frequently, and 90% of the music industry is eating old books, so they attach great importance to innovative talents.

"You think, the novel that travels through and the TV series that travels through is said to be a means of art, from now on suddenly crossing into ancient times. Meng Fanzhu waved his hands.

"You're all in a hole. Xu Qiang couldn't laugh or cry

Hahaha

......

"An adjective, now for example, to the Qing Dynasty, cave, past. ”

"Do you want to bring something dirty?" Xu Qiang covered his nose.

It's not good off the stage again, it's too funny, and it's a blockbuster in front and back.

Jiang Kun frowned, he objected to everything related to ', pee, and fart' in cross talk works.

"Hey, you're talking dirty. Meng Fanzhu accused.

"Nonsense, how to cry and cry. "Xu Qiang is not angry.

"No, I'm just going to go somewhere. Meng Fanzhu thought for a moment.

"Poof~" He Ying just took a sip of tea and sprayed it on Sun Weichang's arm, why is Duoduo so funny. Tao Yunfeng, Liang Haifeng, and Lu Yuanyuan also laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. It was also the first time for the family to watch Meng Fanzhu talk about cross talk. The last Peking University welcome party, although everyone broadcast it live online, it was only text, no video, how to compare with the effect of listening to it on the spot.

Only Sun Weichang threw the tea on his sleeve and whispered: My Armani.......

"Oh, okay, okay, you just say it's over the past. Xu Qiang was too lazy to take it seriously.

"Crossing, crossing, I think there are unlimited business opportunities here. Meng Fanzhu's eyes were bright, as if he had discovered a gold mine.

"What's the business opportunity?" Xu Qiang wondered.

"You think, I'm going to study this, no matter who it is, where are you going to go? Qin Dynasty, right, I'll send you there and get the money. Meng Fanzhu showed off.

"Does anyone want to go?" and what can modern people do in the Qin Dynasty?" Xu Qiang was still confused.

"It's up to you what you do. Meng Fanzhu put his hands behind his back.

"Then let me ask you, for example, what are the people in the human resources department doing there?" Xu Qiang was curious.

"Give the emperor a draft girl!" Meng Fanzhu took it for granted.

"What about civil construction?" Xu Qiang then asked.

"Build the Great Wall!" Meng Fanzhu replied.

"Wow, can you still come back?" Xu Qiang was afraid.

Many of the old artists here, including those who have been successful businessmen, feel very fresh when they hear about this topic.

04 years not to mention online literature, through novels, the network itself is still in the initial development, not to mention that some of these old artists don't even know how to use computers, businessmen do business every day, socialize, have never seen anything like it.

At this moment, listening to Meng Fanzhu and Xu Qiang, the point of interest was immediately hit.

"However, I suggest that those who are engaged in literature like the Qin Dynasty should not go. Meng Fanzhu looked solemn.

"Why?" Xu Qiang still asked curiously, but he was actually really curious.

Don't look at what Xu Qiang showed was that he and Meng Fanzhu seemed to have practiced countless times, but in fact, he didn't know what Meng Fanzhu was going to say next, he completely relied on the tacit understanding of the brothers and his poor experience since he was born.

In the scene, only the brothers of Li Zaiwen knew how good these two 'primary school students' on the stage were, and at this time they simply admired Li Zaiwen's vision, no wonder the circle called Li Zaiwen Li Shi, that is, Li Zaiwen is good at teaching students.

"Burn the book and bury it!" Meng Fanzhu compared a fan to a shovel.

"Okay, then let's not go to the Chinese Department of Peking University!" Xu Qiang took the opportunity to say his two academic qualifications, which is not too big or small, after all, so far, the crosstalk world has not studied at Peking University, and the two of them have the highest academic qualifications.

The guests laughed, which can be associated, young people's brains are really fast, this high education is different, you look at the content of what people say, innovation!

Many old artists laughed and considered: Do you also go to the university to dig up good seedlings?

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay to be a single person, it's okay to form a group. Meng Fanzhu opened his hands like a pile.

"Can you still form a group?" Xu Qiang was curious.

"More than a hundred people, I'll get it for you, hey, travel to the Song Dynasty. Meng Fanzhu put his hands together.

"Why are you going?" asked Xu Qiang.

"Go directly to Liangshan!" Meng Fanzhu pushed.

"Hey, this, okay, one hundred orders and eight generals. Xu Qiang patted his head.

Hahaha, the guests were smiling from ear to ear, it was definitely a surprise. I thought I would come to watch the ceremony, have a meal and leave, who would have thought that I would watch such an interesting cross talk, I haven't seen such a fun cross talk on the spot for many years, I really miss it!

"I've been studying this for a long time, how can I pass through success?" Meng Fanzhu was puzzled.

"Yes. Xu Qiang sympathized.

"Looking at my bowl while eating, I'm going to cross. Meng Fanzhu held the stunned wood in both hands.

"Bowl?" Xu Qiang wondered.

"It didn't work out. Meng Fanzhu was frustrated.

Hahaha...... Is there anyone who crosses the bowl? Can you really make it up! Laughter once again spread through the viewing hall.

"That's right. Xu Qiang nodded.

"Flushing the toilet, I'm going to cross, I'm going to cross. Meng Fanzhu pretended to bow his head and hold the toilet.

"Is this okay?" Xu Qiang looked disgusted.

"Vomit, vomit!" Meng Fanzhu was a little disgusted.

"Okay, that thing doesn't always look like it, do you?" Xu Qiang suddenly said.

Hahaha...... Although there are more old-timers here, and there are some who pay more attention to the elegance of art, Meng Fanzhu and Xu Qiang have an age advantage, so this element is ignored, and young people should be more tolerant, so only laugh is left.

Of course, there are also those who frown, and that is naturally the 'defender' Jiang Bo.

"I was sitting in my dorm room that day, it was raining outside, inspiration came, thunder, and a thunderbolt might have split me. Meng Fanzhu had a flash of inspiration.

"Can you cross after being struck by lightning?" Xu Qiang was afraid.

"Heh, I'm standing under the tree by the Weiming Lake, I'm going to cross, click~" Meng Fanzhu stretched out his arms to the sky.

"How's it going?" Xu Qiang said with concern.

"A thunderbolt split me, my eyes were dark, and I succeeded!" Meng Fanzhu was excited

"Ah, it worked?"

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