Chapter Ninety-Nine: Live Broadcast to the World

Since Chauvin could not be found, the destroyer with the little stick was in a hurry. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info directly asked the Han Foreign Propaganda Department to unite with the water army in an attempt to provoke Xiao Wen out.

Under the planning of the Han Foreign Propaganda Department, the navy army quickly posted: "What about the sea god? Didn't you declare war on the Great Han Country? The destroyers of the Great Han Country have already come out, where are your people? Why don't you dare to fight?"

Immediately, a naval army responded: "The sea god has shrunk." ”

"Poseidon shrunken turtle. ”

"If you don't have that ability, don't brag, if you brag about it, you don't dare to come out, hehe, I'm a long insight. ”

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The Foreign Propaganda Department of the Han Dynasty posted in a timely manner: The eyes of netizens are bright, who is the coward, I believe everyone can see it very clearly.

Yesterday, the sea god released cruel words, saying that it would be detrimental to my Great Cold Country. But after the appearance of our destroyers, they were too frightened to come out.

is such a coward, and he dares to say that he is the god of the sea, hehe, it is a turtle, right?

The navy responded to the Han Foreign Propaganda Department in a timely manner: "The bullshit sea god is a turtle, a turtle with a shrunken head." ”

"Turtles!"

"Hehe! Poseidon Turtle!"

……

Chinese netizens were furious, although it was already early in the morning, but apparently countless netizens did not sleep, waiting for the final result.

Lazy Sheep: "Don't be arrogant, little stick, are you sure that the sea god is not waiting for the right time? ”

Immediately, some netizens responded: "That's right, Poseidon is waiting for the best time to destroy your little stick destroyer with one blow." ”

"That's right, wait for the right time. ”

……

The water army was too lazy to retort, "If he is really a god, he still needs to wait for the opportunity to deal with mortals?"

Netizens were speechless.

The water army became even more arrogant, "The sea god shrank and didn't dare to come out." Everybody keep up, stay in formation, and say to me: Turtle!"

"Turtles!"

"Poseidon Ghost!"

……

Chinese netizens are anxious and want to know where the sea god has gone.

Xiao Wen was of course on the sea at this time.

In fact, although he is above the sea, he has been monitoring the maritime forum all the time.

He saw all the posts from the Maritime Forum.

It's just that, after tracking the destroyer of the stick for some time, it came across a Chinese fishing boat.

In order to force Xiao Wen to appear, the destroyer directly sent armed boats to chase the Chinese fishing boats.

As soon as the armed boat approached the Chinese fishing boat, it opened fire.

The fishermen on the fishing boat saw that something was wrong, turned the bow of the boat and fled.

The armed boat refused to let go of the Chinese fishing boat at all, and quickly chased after it.

Xiao Wen gritted his teeth and decided to follow.

If this Chinese fishing boat is destroyed by a small stick on the sea, then tomorrow, on the forum, there will definitely be more arrogant sailors, mocking that they can't even protect a fishing boat, and they are not qualified to call themselves the god of the sea.

Even if it's just to fight for a breath, you have to save the fishing boat.

Pursue!

Tell the great white shark to chase after it directly.

It didn't take long for Chauvin to overtake the armed boat with a stick and catch up with the Chinese fishing boat.

"Stop!"

Riding a great white shark, Xiao Wen came out of the water and stopped the Chinese fishing boat.

"Poseidon!"

"Poseidon!"

The fishermen on the boat were shocked and recognized Xiao Wen immediately.

"Are you all Chinese fishermen?" asked Xiao Wen.

"Yes, we are all Chinese fishermen. The fisherman replied, and couldn't wait to tell Chauvin, "Poseidon, the stick armed boat is chasing us behind." ”

"I've seen it. Xiao Wen said calmly.

At this time, Xiao Wen saw the post of the maritime forum mocking him, and he couldn't help but be furious.

And according to the information from the flying electronic eye, it will be some time before the stick armed ship can catch up.

Xiao Wen thought about it for a while, and suddenly sneered: I shrunk? Okay, let the world see, who killed whom? Let the world see how shameless the little stick is!

For the first time, Xiao Wen remembered the live broadcast.

That's right, live.

In response to the arrogance of the little sticks and water armies on the forum, he wanted to broadcast what happened on the spot to the world.

Use the virtual call watch to log in to the famous live broadcast website - Bean Sprouts Live.

Since he didn't have his own live broadcast room, Xiao Wen planned to borrow one.

Click into a live broadcast room.

The anchor in the live broadcast room is called Meow Meow, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl, wearing a white fluffy cat servant costume and singing cute and funny songs.

The little girl is cute, but unfortunately the attention is not high, there are only two or three thousand, and there are only two or three hundred people watching the live broadcast.

"Hello everyone, I'm Meow, please pay attention. ”

"Give gifts, on-demand songs. Meow!"

The little girl arched a pair of gloved cats like a poor kitten for attention.

"I'm sorry, borrow the live broadcast room. Chauvin typed.

"I'm sorry, borrow the live broadcast room. ”

Meow Meow read a limited number of subtitles stupidly, and when I read Xiao Wen's subtitles, I was obviously a little confused, and I didn't understand what it meant.

Xiao Wen didn't have time to explain, the screen flashed, and the next moment, he intercepted the information in the little girl's live broadcast room and replaced it with his own information.

In the live broadcast room, a little girl in a catwoman costume instantly turned into a man holding a sea god halberd and stepping on a great white shark.

The change of lenses made everyone stunned.

For the first time, the audience thought that the live broadcast room had jumped.

But look at the name of the live broadcast room, it hasn't changed, it's still a meow live broadcast room.

A meow meow iron fan two sheep turned into an egg and scolded as soon as he spoke: "Who are you TM lewd men? How did you get into Meow Meow's live broadcast room?

Hint: Eryang turned eggs into eggs and was banned by the boyfriend of the house manager Meow.

Immediately after, one barrage after another popped up quickly: Poseidon!

My day, the god of the sea is coming!

Poseidon! Poseidon!

The **** who swears people, doesn't even know the god of the sea? Are you embarrassed to surf the Internet?

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"I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry, so I'll borrow the live broadcast room. Chauvin smiled at the camera.

"Poseidon, where are you?"

"Poseidon, why did you come to the live broadcast?"

"Poseidon, the little stick is scolding you on the forum. ”

……

Netizens were boiling.

One barrage after another popped up, all asking Xiao Wen.

The number of people in the live broadcast room increased rapidly, and Xiao Wen didn't say a few words at all, nor did he do any publicity.

The number of people in the live broadcast room has increased rapidly from more than 200 to 1,000, then 2,000, 5,000, 10,000, and is still increasing rapidly.

And the later it gets, the faster the number of people in the live broadcast room increases, and it simply rises in a straight line.

Xiao Wen smiled slightly and answered netizens' questions indifferently, "I am now on the sea, and there is an armed boat with a stick, which is chasing our Chinese fishing boats." Next to me were fishermen being chased by sticks. ”

As he spoke, he turned the camera to the fishermen on the fishing boat.

The fishermen greeted the netizens, "Hello everyone, we are fishermen from White Island. ”

After the greeting, the owner of the ship anxiously pointed in the direction of the stick boat, "The armed ship of the stick is over there, and it is about to chase over." ”