The scene I saw when I got home was not beyond Wen Jia's imagination, and the two of them were eating melon seeds while watching the drama. Ah, no, it's two demons!

"Two eldest sisters, can you stop watching it for now? There's something I want to discuss with you two. Wen Jia said melancholy.

"Get out!" Long Eryan said without leaving the iPad.

Wen Jia returned to the living room and lit a cigarette, he knew that if he talked to them now, he would play the piano to the cow, and if he didn't play well, he would be kicked by the cow.

15 minutes later, Long Er kicked and pulled his slippers and came to Wen Jia: "What do you want to discuss, say it." Gives you 5 minutes of advertising time. ”

"Today Proud came to me and asked me to help him deal with things. Handling ......"

Before Wen Jia finished speaking, Long Er said angrily: "Help him do things, are you crazy? Are people like him worth helping? Let him die where he should die, the old lady can't eat the entity, otherwise he is already a lump of Xiang now!"

Red Sleeves heard the voice of the dragon in the living room and hurriedly ran out: "Oh, sister, what's wrong? ”

Long Er told Red Sleeves about what happened in Macao and Hong Kong, and it was okay not to say it, this one...

"Little brother, have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? What are you doing for such an insidious villain?Not to mention that Sister Long'er has eaten him, now I have the urge to kill him!" Red Sleeves said more directly.

"Hey, hey, hey, can you two listen to me? This is not only to help him, but mainly to pay 5 million. ”

Long Er looked at the ceiling, counted with his fingers, and suddenly muttered: "5 million doesn't seem to be much!"

Wen Jia almost fell off the chair, 5 million is not much? Then you are going to give me 5 million for me to spend.

Wen Jia continued: "Look, the three of us, plus Garfield, 4, are crammed into this room and one living room, don't you two feel squeezed? With this 5 million, we can buy a big house, and then there will be one room per person, one iPad per person, and one Simmons per person, how cool it is." ”

When Long Er heard this, he immediately forgot about his objection just now, and pulled Wen Jia and prepared to go to Gao Hao to take over the matter.

Red Sleeves hurriedly said, "Wait, what did he ask you to do for him?"

Wen Jia broke free of Long'er: "He said that they built a house and dug up a sarcophagus, and when people touched it, they turned into dried corpses." ”

Red Sleeves furrowed her eyebrows as if she was thinking about something, and after a while she suddenly shouted, "Ghost!"

"What is a ghost?" Wen Jia asked puzzled

"Ghosts and demons are half-ghosts and half-demons, after death, the soul is attached to animals, and then cultivated into demons, generally there are no hundreds of years that cannot be cultivated, and ghosts and demons are different from other demons, ghosts are different, it is equivalent to two souls, even if one of the souls is scattered, there is enough to live. After the red sleeves finished speaking, Wen Jia's face turned white!

"That's... Have you two beaten it?" Wen Jia asked, trembling and shocked.

"I haven't been beaten, but if it's really like what you said, if you touch the coffin, it will turn dry, and the consequences of hitting her will be even more unimaginable. "Red Sleeves is simply speechless, and it is endless.

Wen Jia sighed: "Alas, I am destined to have no money in this life!"

"Senior brother, did Master mention the secret method of spells that can descend demons from the air?" Long Er was a little unwilling at this time.

"What do you think? You got started before me, and you don't even know how I know. Wen Jia said angrily.

"Actually, it's not impossible to deal with ghosts. Red Sleeves said: "I remember that the Taoist master who gave me a lecture once said that to deal with it, you must first mix cinnabar and quicklime powder with black dog blood, so that its yin qi and demonic qi will be sealed, and then it will be killed with a charm, and the corpse must be burned." ”

"I'm going, it's so troublesome, it's so cumbersome, it's so challenging?!" Wen Jia sighed very much.

"Yes, it's so troublesome, it's so cumbersome, it's so challenging. ”

Red Sleeves' answer made Wen Jia's heart completely cold.

"Can it not be so troublesome, so tedious, and so challenging?"

"Ranged attack, ranged attack... , we can splash it with black dog blood, and then sprinkle it with cinnabar and quicklime powder. How about it?" Wen Jia thought for a long time, and this was all she could do.

"No, although the speed of the demon is not very fast, it is not something you can splash casually. And the black dog's blood hurts it, and it will run away as soon as it feels it. You don't have a chance to sprinkle cinnabar and quicklime powder at all. ”

It was denied by the red sleeves again, why is this so difficult, why are the demons and monsters so awesome now? The theory of evolution is vividly displayed!

Wen Jia didn't sleep one night, he wanted to earn the 5 million too much, but he was really helpless against this monster who couldn't even touch it.

"Hefang demon is coming out of my junior brother's body!" Long Er pinched Wen Jia's nose and began to pull.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, senior sister, you let go, you let go!"

"Little brother, you won't go all night without sleep, right?" Red Sleeves looked at Wen Jia's spiritless expression, the cat hair that could be seen everywhere on his body, and with a wave of his hand, the cat hair on Wen Jia's body was gone.

Wen Jia nodded weakly: "Two heroes, please think of a way! I really can't stand Garfield's belching, grinding his teeth, and farting!"

said that he bowed to Long'er and Red Sleeves. Garfield stretched out in his kennel, then walked leisurely towards the litter.

"Little brother, let Gao Hao bury the coffin, as long as he doesn't touch the coffin, the rest will basically have no effect. Red Sleeves looked at Wen Jia with a little sympathy and said.

Wen Jia slowly took out the phone and dialed a call: "Hey, is it a happy snack?" I want three bowls of preserved egg and lean pork porridge, 20 yuan soup packets, and 3 tea eggs." ”

"Senior brother, junior brother, add three more chicken legs, add three more chicken legs!" Long Er added.

"Oh, don't, no, that's what I just said, thank you. Address......"

Wen Jia hung up the phone, smiled at Long Er, and clicked on the text message on her mobile phone: "Senior sister, can you explain to me, explain, I only have more than 4,000 left in my card for Mao?"

Long Er smiled: "It is said on the Internet that men are responsible for making money to support their families, and women are responsible for being beautiful like flowers." With that, he ran back to his bedroom.