On the way to Tianju Palace

Ba'er: "I'm willing to drink and don't want to fight, how good it is to drink, I won't fight when I'm drunk, I won't fight when I'm drunk, I won't fight if I'm drunk, I can give you a bowl of wine, just a bowl of wine, I'll do it first, so what kind of battle do we have to fight? Hey? Who is muttering about it? Oh, it's the third brother, what are you talking about? What am I not right? I'll say it again: friends are not friends, it's all about a bowl of wine." I'm done drinking this bowl of wine, and they're all friends, hehehe, come, ......"

Jiu'er: "Playing mahjong is not a war, although fighting is the same as playing mahjong, it is a fight, but I play mahjong, even if I win more mahjong, I don't fight, even if I lose, then you lose, what battle do we have to fight? Well, why is it wrong? Third brother, you are not convinced? This is your fault, playing mahjong brother, I am reaching out to draw cards, but if it is replaced by fighting, down, where can I reach out to draw cards?"

Shi'er: "I don't fight with dogs, I never fight with my dogs, I don't fight my dogs, my dogs don't fight me, we have always respected the "Animal Protection Law" as the principle, not to mention, my dogs "also" do the best, my dogs "also" in accordance with the general outline of the "Animal Protection Law" and the rights and obligations, that is quite protective for me, my dog "also" protect me, in accordance with the "Animal Protection Law" The general outline and the powers and duties and other norms of conduct protect me, so for the sake of my 'also', I don't like to fight. What? Third brother, what are you talking about? What? Loud up, oh, you said that my dog and I are 'also' who are animals? Grass you, do you still need to ask? According to the general outline of the "Animal Protection Law" and the rights and obligations, whoever is an animal is an animal, you can treat me as a person, but absolutely not, and I should not be a dog either. ”

Eleven: "It is said that a cigarette after dinner is as happy as a fairy; but no one says: a cigarette after a war is happy like a fairy; smoking is the first priority, and fighting a war can only be regarded as other priorities other than the first, and how many are the specific rankings? Well, anyway, you have to be ranked behind smoking, big guy, you respect me a cigarette, I accept a cigarette you respect me, you respect me a cigarette, you respect me a cigarette, I also accept a cigarette you respect me, see? This is the second one, it's nothing, even if you respect me for countless cigarettes, then I, I also laugh at it, so ah, I don't have to fight, you say, yes or no? What's wrong again, third brother, have you seen anyone who smokes over and over again, fights over and over again, this battle can't be fought, if you break your arms, legs, head or something, it's bearable, if you break the cigarette, then don't make me feel distressed to death. ”

Twelve: "Poetry, is a gentleman, what about war? is a style, I, a gentleman and not a style, there is a poem that is well written, that is, to clarify this matter, the meaning is very clear, to be a gentleman and not a style, I remember this poem seems to be written:

A fly buzzing,

Two mosquitoes hummed;

Three bells,

Four firecrackers bouncing.

Yes, that's the poem, what? You ask why the four firecrackers only jump and jump three times? Then, you still need to ask, you, why didn't you let off the firecrackers when you were playing when you were young? Why did the four firecrackers only jump and jump three times? Isn't it because one of the gunpowder is damp and has become a squib stinker? What else do you ask? What does this poem have to do with the poetry and the fighting style? You? If there is no stinking squib, if they are all sounding, that is, four firecrackers are bouncing, then also, how should this poem be written?

A fly buzzing,

Two mosquitoes hummed;

Three bells,

Four firecrackers bouncing ~~ bouncing.

So, listen, in this way, this poem is neither consistent nor rhyme, is this still a poem? Is this still a poem? Your family writes poems like this? What? What kind of logic do you say this is? Cao Nima's Ah San has logic about your coffee beans?"

Thirteen: "Don't fight, you can play games, in fact, there are any battles in the game, you can simulate fighting as much as you want, for example: Plants vs. Zombies." You can also play upside down and have one: zombies eat plants. That's right, eat, and when you're full, you won't fight. Third brother, what are you talking about? Ah, you asked the 'zombie eating plant' plant to contain coffee beans in it? you, huh, uh, well, this matter is really not my business, or you will negotiate with Sibiyang? I believe that as long as your sincerity arrives home, Nabiyang will definitely be angered by your sincerity and patience. ”

"Go and drive" Mi'er pulled San'er aside: "Why do you always interrupt, do you like to fight?"

"I don't like it" San'er shook his head vigorously: "I, like other Taibao brothers, don't like to fight. ”

"Yes," Mi'er nodded approvingly: "We demons are peaceful democrats who don't like to fight. ”

"Hmph~~~" Leng Wuya saw everything in front of him, the expression on his face was extremely complicated, and finally said: "If it's really like what you said, then it's too ~~good~~~~~"

Leng Feng on the side of "true hypocrisy and hypocrisy" couldn't bear it anymore, and jumped over and shouted: "Lao Tzu likes to fight, your grandfather Feng just likes to fight, war is war, bullets rain down, the earth shakes the mountains and ......"

"Yes" Leng Chao interjected: "The mountains and rivers are broken, and the color of the heavens and the earth is ......"

"And," Leng Zhong interjected: "Millions of corpses and thousands of miles of blood......

"The sound of killing shook the sky, and bullet marks were everywhere......," Bai Ling said.

"Bloody rain and bloody wind, gunpowder smoke billowing ......," Bai Shi said.

Leng Mastiff Ink: "Wangwang, Wangwang......"

"What do you mean?" Mi'er wondered.

"Well, that's right. Bai Lingquan, the little master of the black dog Leng Mastiff, translated: "He said yes: hand-to-hand combat for life and death, and ...... attack everything"

"Oh~~" Mi'er shook his head again and again......

Bai Ling pulled Leng Mastiff Mo aside and asked in a low voice, "Momo, am I translating correctly?"

Leng Mastiff Mo shook his head seriously, and whispered: "What I'm talking about is my little master, whose life is Bai Ling." Woo ......"

Leng Juan: "Fluttering, fluttering, fluttering......"

"What do you mean?" Mi'er wondered.

"Well, that's right. Leng Zhongquan, the little master of the scalper Leng Huang, translated: "He said yes: bare-chested and brave......"

Then, Leng Zhong pulled Leng Huang aside and asked in a low voice, "Huang Huang, am I translating correctly?"

Leng Huang nodded seriously, and whispered: "Little master, how do you translate, I will mean it, ......"

"Oh~~" Mi'er shook his head again and again, and finally said with emotion: "I see, you humans are the real war madmen, everything you think and do, you are selfish, aggressive, and even the animals are broken......"

base

Leng Jue smiled on the side: "Yes, last time they came, they may have been hostile, but now this time it is the identity of the in-laws." ”

Leng Xi also smiled: "Yes, I really didn't expect that our family's Xiaojiu, who is usually silent, is now going to get married, and there is really no need to worry about the child's affairs." ”

When Leng Xi said this, Jiang Hui smiled and said: "Yes, don't say that your little nine must be good-looking, even the little sloth with my surname, isn't it now that he also holds a beauty? ”

As soon as Jiang Hui said this, Old Man Li's Pain Temple took over the words: "Xiaohui, don't talk about this, I feel uncomfortable when I think of Xiaoyi and the two of them now, I feel that the two of them are like children playing at home, but the two of them are quite serious." ”

Old Man Leng couldn't comfort Old Man Li, his heart was just as heavy, it was the child of the two of them, the first eldest son who was born, but let the little sloth who was not knee-high take it away, what kind of mood was that. Fortunately, at that time, Ah Kang gave birth to a second child in the house and didn't know about it.

Old man Leng now thinks that if Ah Kang heard this at that time, would he jump off the delivery bed and catch Xiao Yi directly. But all this has become a fact, and the children born to Ah Kang have been set out several times, but this is also good, the two of them are not tired of being fathers.

Now it is difficult for the old man Leng to bring the child to his side, those prospective daughters-in-law who have been identified by their son's space, their eyes are staring at their son, and they are not at ease if they don't look at it, and then the old man Li and the old man Leng discussed it for half the night, and finally decided, whose daughter-in-law thinks to take it away.

Now the stubborn people are only cleared up, otherwise there are several pairs of eyes every day, and the old man Leng is afraid that the children in his belly will be affected now, but he sent them away, and it is not much better, these prospective daughters-in-law are holding their sons and running away.

But there are still a lot of people who have no object, and now they are starting to stare at his stomach, because now that there is space to recognize the master, they are all waiting for the child in Old Man Leng's belly to come out, and see how many pairs can be recognized, which makes Old Man Leng subconsciously protect his stomach with his hands as soon as he goes out.

The son hasn't been born yet, so they can't be peeped at. There are also Yuwei and Yuqing, Xiaowen and Little Parrot who have the same troubles as him, and they are also descendants of the Li family, and almost all of them will have space, but I just don't know if the children of their generation can have space to recognize their lovers.

Now, as soon as the five of them appeared, everyone's eyes couldn't help but look at them, and they all wondered in their hearts that if these people were born, which one would be recognized. A few people walked to the base barrier, and after a while, they saw the dungeon's speeding car coming.

Old man Li and Old Man Leng glanced at each other, and before they could speak, Leng Xi over there had already called out: "My God, they are not here to propose, they are going to move, this is to move here to live, this is a big car and a small car, this is to take a fancy to our base." ”

Li Min couldn't be sure anymore, and looked at Leng Xi: "They can't be so unreasonable, our relatives haven't done it yet, they're going to move over?"

Jiang Hui thought for a while and said, "It won't be a dowry for our family's Xiaojiu, right?"

Leng Xi laughed when he heard this: "How is it possible, if you marry Xiao Jiu and get so many materials, then we will send these children in our family to marry, then we will become a rich man." What kind of supplies are you worried about, just send them directly!"

Leng Jue also said: "It won't be so generous." ”

Leng Xi also smiled: "Yes, if they are really so generous, how can we return the gift?"

A few people were talking and laughing there, and it didn't take long for a while. The flying car was approaching, and the emperor and the queen saw Li Lao greeting them at the door from afar, and they were happy, and the queen looked at the emperor: "They also seem to like our prince very much, and see how much respect they have for us." ”

The emperor nodded: "Yes, fortunately, both of us are here, otherwise it would be rude in front of our in-laws." ”

After speaking, the emperor said to the prince and Xiao Jiu and the two of them: "See, your grandfather and they are all here to pick us up, let's get off." Stop sitting. ”

After saying that, he helped the queen get off the car, and the prince also took Xiao Jiu's hand and walked down from the car, Xiao Jiu's face was red, he was always quiet since he was a child, and rarely took the initiative to appear in front of people, but now it's okay, the heavyweights in the family are standing there looking at him.

Xiao Jiu was a little nervous, the prince took Xiao Jiu's hand tightly, lowered his head and asked, "Why are you nervous?"

Xiao Jiu nodded: "I'm not used to standing in front of people. ”

The prince smiled when he heard it: "It's nothing, they are all your relatives, you are what they grew up watching, they all know what kind of character you are, they won't pick on you, and it's nothing to stand in front of people, when I return to the palace, I will call out all the people in the palace." ”

Xiao Jiu interrupted him when he heard this: "What are they doing when they come out?"

The prince nodded: "It should be what you think, let them all come out, every day you give them a lecture, if you are regular, you will exercise out." ”

Xiao Jiuyi's face turned red when he heard this, and he glared at the prince: "Who has nothing to do, talk to his subordinates every day." ”

The prince nodded when he heard this: "Xiao Jiu is right, but let's start with this small number of people, if I take you to the front of thousands of troops now, you will not dare to speak, I think so, let's stay at home first, close the door and practice by ourselves, and then I will take you to the barracks." ”

Xiao Jiu looked at the prince: "Why are we going to the barracks, aren't you the prince?

The prince smiled: "Of course, I also have an identity as a general, I am now the prince, if it was before, maybe after more than three hundred years, I would take over the country and become the king of a country, but now the father and the queen mother will also start to practice abilities, in that case, their lifespan will be very long." (To be continued.) )