Chapter 250: Stupid Luqiu
The Jazz players, for their part, noticed something strange.
"DeLong, did you find out, the owner of the Warriors is wearing a jersey!"
"Yes, but it's normal for my wife to support her team. ”
"No, he's just wearing a jersey, just like the players who are going to play when he's going to play, and his jersey number is weird, not anybody's jersey number on the Warriors!"
"Hey, it's really a strange number, what's the point of adding a 1 to a horizontal bar?"
"That should be minus 1, which is the negative integer in the whole number. ”
"I don't read much, Boozer, don't fool me, look at the whole league, there is a 0, but how can there be a negative 1, it's funny!"
"It should be funny, the league can't allow someone to use such a special number, forget it, ignore him, it's probably a grandiose club owner!"
"But those girls are really seductive, I have to perform well today, I believe those girls will definitely be conquered by my performance, and then I will put a big hat on that Oriental boy!"
"Well, the more I think about it, anyway, there are a lot of girls, enough points, come on, brother!"
A group of animals on the Jazz's side are all enthusiastic, planning to perform at all after the game starts, and show their strong man side to the fullest!
After all, the basketball game is a thing, and the mental state dominates a large part of the game, but there are some things that the Jazz players can't think of, seeing that the game is about to start, and the players on both sides routinely get together to express their unity and desire to win, Lu Qiu, who is wearing the -1 jersey, got up from his seat on the sidelines and walked into the court.
"Boss, are you going to play now?" Old Nelson couldn't help but ask Lu Qiu.
Lu Qiu looked at the players who looked at him with different expressions, and said with a smile: "I just want to tell everyone, if you can win on your own, you can share one million dollars as you want, but when I have to play, then it's nothing for you, understand?"
"Understood!" the Warriors roared loudly, and for a moment it was like a small universe erupting, and the feeling of flames rising all over their bodies!
Lu Qiu nodded with satisfaction and said to Stephen Jackson: "Stephen, cherish the opportunity I gave you, and hope not to give me a chance to play." After saying that, he turned around and returned to the sidelines, and continued to sit and watch surrounded by all the women.
Stephen Jackson is high-spirited, he finally won the forgiveness of the new boss, and was shocked by the magic of the new boss, even if the new boss only showed the side of shooting, but he and the rest of the team know very well that the new boss must have incredible magical power, and what the new boss said about leading them to create a miracle that shocked the world is definitely not bragging, which is why Jackson would rather let go of his dignity than stay in the Warriors, and now is the time for him to believe that the boss proves his determination!
"Brothers, do you have the confidence not to give the boss a chance to play!"
"Yes!"
Davis, Alice and the others erupted in rage, and the animals were as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.
Jackson waved his hand: "Play!"
"Roar!"
The Jazz players on the opposite side were also holding back their energy, wanting to kill all sides under the gaze of a group of beauties on the sidelines, but when everyone stood up and was ready to jump ball, they saw that the Warriors players were like hungry wolves who had not eaten enough, staring at them with green eyes, and everyone suddenly felt a little worried.
"What's going on? How do you feel like the temperature is a little low!"
"And the Warriors are so scary, it feels like they're going to eat people!"
"What are you afraid of, don't look at their black eight last year, it was lucky to meet the calf, let's see if we give them some color today!"
"Toot!"
The whistle sounds, the referee throws the ball, the center forwards of both sides jump up to grab the ball, and the game officially begins!
In all fairness, there is a significant gap between the Warriors' lineup and the Jazz team in the 07-08 season, the Warriors are known as gangsters, but in fact, only the bearded Davis barely has the strength of an All-Star, and the Jazz Williams, Boozer and even center Oku are all stronger than the Warriors, so for Warriors fans, in the first game of the season, they basically believe that the home team has no hope of winning, but when the game starts, many people find that maybe their judgment is wrong.
The Warriors players burst out with an unparalleled strong desire to win from the beginning, each of them is like being blessed, moving quickly and with sharp eyes, facing the Jazz players, every Warriors player seems to be a tiger, every ball must be grabbed, every ball must be fought for, rushing, fouling, roaring, every Warriors player behaves like a madman!
It is precisely because of this performance that even though the Jazz team is obviously superior, they were blinded in the first half, and when the first half ended, Williams and Boozer, like in a dream, realized that they were actually behind, and they were behind by as much as eight points!
"How is this possible!"
"Are the Warriors crazy!
"You have to fight hard, you have to fight like a man, you're not a girl, you know!"
In the locker room, the iron-blooded veteran Sloane roared hysterically, and the spit was about to spray on the faces of Williams, Boozer and others!
The Jazz players are sprayed with blue faces, people have self-esteem, whoever is scolded is a girl will not feel good in their hearts, their desire to fight is stimulated, everyone is roaring in their hearts, they must get their face back in the second half, definitely!
The Jazz had a comeback brewing in the locker room, and the Warriors weren't letting up on their first-half lead.
Nelson Sr., the all-time top-three all-time coach in the league, never inferior to Sloan's roar, shouted, "Are we the strongest!"
"Yes!"
"Why!"
"Because we have God's favor!"
The team roared, each staring at the feeling that their eyes were about to bulge.
The only one who was enlightened was Chris Webber, the former top superstar of the league, and now the Warriors bench, still don't know what happened in the minutes when he came late yesterday, and he doesn't know who the so-called basketball god is in the mouth of his brothers, he can't help but think, is it Jordan's third comeback after retiring?
Until the beginning of the second half, Webber was still unclear about the situation, but he was not in the mood to figure it out, because the Jazz team in the second half after adapting to the first half, obviously had enough psychological preparation to deal with the Warriors, when Williams and Boozer began to play the strength of the All-Star and lead the team to the Warriors to launch a counterattack, even if the Warriors still maintained the spirit of the first half, the balance of victory gradually began to tilt towards the Jazz.
68-62
70-68
72-72
After three minutes into the fourth quarter, the scores between the two teams were finally tied, and the Jazz erased the big hole dug in the first half, and began to attack the Warriors' basket with the belief that they must win.
Warriors fans smell the smell of defeat, the current situation is very obvious, Jazz momentum is like a rainbow, is setting off waves of scoring, while the Warriors are stuck in stagnation on the offensive end, scoring is difficult and difficult, coupled with the original strength gap, who wins and who loses is almost clear at a glance!
"Cheer up!
"We still have a chance, don't forget, our goal is not to make the boss appear, you know!"
As the captain of the team, Stephen Jackson cheered everyone on at this critical moment, and when everyone's eyes were on the audience, they saw that the new boss didn't seem to care about the game at all, just enjoying himself in the country of Zhongxiang, while tasting the grapes peeled by Zhang Ziyi and Yui Aragaaki, while drinking the black tea handed by Lily and Yin Enhui, as well as Amy, Paula, Yang Gongru, and Yuan Li, or beating his legs, or rubbing his shoulders, and what is even more explicit is that his hands have always been on Gail, Barr's beautiful legs, and Scarlett, On Kuva's crisp breasts, she was stroking and playing.
Well, it's a public place, boss, how about you being so exciting!
The players found that this idea was purely superfluous, because Sava and Kirilenko were even more red and fed to Lu Qiu with orange petals in their mouths, and the other women also followed suit, and for a while Lu Qiu and the girls were very happy to kiss and play!
Although there is also a kissing session at the NBA game site, it is to make you laugh and stir up the atmosphere, like Lu Qiu who said that he was intimate with a woman as if no one was around, it was really a bit exciting and excessive.
The TV station in charge of the broadcast also watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and during the pause, he focused the camera on Lu Qiu and the girls for a long time, and broadcast this kissing scene to the whole United States and even the world, so the fans watching in front of the screen all exploded!
"Yarn, we're going to watch the game, show us what this means!"
"Is it AV live!"
"Shit, isn't this the Kenyan gentleman who Gyllenhaal hired to shoot!
"We have to protest to the league, fines, bans, all the same!"
"I really can't figure out how the league would agree to sell the Warriors to this Eastern pervert, it's just a joke!"
"I want to kill this oriental pervert! Do you see, Scarlett, Amy, Paula, ohmygod, and my baby Lily Collins, why are they willing to be the playthings of this pervert, just because he has money!"
"And my goddess Gael, you should go back to Israel, even if you are locked up in prison, it is better than being toyed with by this pervert, my heart is going to break, Goddess do you know!"
"And my Russian beautiful girls, aren't you supposed to be galloping on the tennis court, why are you letting him ravage, oh my god, I really want to take AK to the scene and surprise that bastard!"
There was a wail in front of the TV and on the Internet.
The fans and star chasers in Europe, America, Japan and South Korea who saw this scene were heartbroken and angry, as well as the fans of Kuva, Sava and Kirilenko, the Russian Sanmei has fans all over the world, and they were almost angry by the self-depraved behavior of the three women!
It should be said that this is the first time that Lu Qiu has taken the initiative to make his relationship with the girls public, and there is no room for washing the floor in the form of such a live broadcast, if Gyllenhaal broke the news that Lu Qiu was obscene and chaotic in his private life, and there was no real hammer, then this time Lu Qiu personally confirmed to the world that he was the most absurd and lustful existence, and this suddenly aroused the rejection and anger of fans and fans from all over the world except for Huaxia!
This is indeed an era of openness and self-esteem, and between men and women, and even between men and women, if they are in harmony, they will be divided if they are not in harmony, and such values are almost the same in both the East and the West.
As for the rich class, chaotic private life, peachy news such as raising and playing with female stars, all countries in the world are the same, for the people who eat melons, they generally have fun, despise female stars at most, envy the rich, and think sourly that if they are rich, they will learn from it, and so on, in fact, everyone is acquiesced to this phenomenon.
But the relationship between Lu Qiu and the women has refreshed the three views of the people who eat melons, because it is no longer a drama of rich people spending a lot of money to play female stars, fools can see that these women are already willing to follow Lu Qiu collectively and be his women, in this environment where almost all people in the world can only abide by the principle of monogamy, there is a bastard like Lu Qiu who eats more and occupies more, which is absolutely unbearable for the people who eat melons!
You know, although the Arab gang also eats more and occupies more, but the women of the people are even hiding their faces from being seen, do you know why, it is because they know a truth, low-key and safe, high-profile must **!
So Luqiu Lu big pervert, your chrysanthemum must be exploded!
That's it, here the Warriors are still playing a life-and-death showdown with the Jazz, and the pot has been fried in front of the TV and on the Internet.
All kinds of unbearable greetings, insults from male and female relatives of Lu Qiu's family, and all kinds of cynicism are definitely satirical jokes of boutique jokes wherever they are placed, freshly baked!
There were even signature demonstrations that began, and even demanded that the US government permanently refuse Luqiu's entry into the country, and even the American people sent congratulatory messages to the Kenyan embassy, "Do you know the Kenyan people? Your president has been greened! Please open the sports channel of a certain TV station, your first gentleman is staging a fourth-grade movie!"
Well, compared with the general reaction of foreign countries, the reaction of the melon-eating masses who watched the live broadcast through the ccav in China was not very intense, after all, they had experienced the baptism of Zhang Ziyi's daughters being exposed, and the live broadcast of the grand marriage proposal made by Han Xue by Lu Daguanren dominated the screen, and the Chinese people basically had a psychological tolerance for Lu Daguan's domineering, so the following scene appeared.
"Hey, ccav is worthy of the name today, hey, live broadcast of our Lu Daguanren's *****, but the scale is a little smaller, just kissing is not enough to watch!"
"I'll go, what kind of eyes do you have, you want to see Chiguo to find an island country, Lu Daguanren's harem, it's good to let you have a good time. ”
"That's it, do you know that my sister Ziyi doesn't show up in public much after following the big officials, and we fans can only masturbate at her previous photos, very sad to know!"
"That's right, and our Xiaoyue Fen, Xiaoran Fen, and Gongru Fen are the same!"
"Snow powder and poetry fans say that we are the saddest, our family's snow and poetry have not even taken a large-scale photo!
"I'll go, can you still have some interest, don't you see that the big officials have already won glory and gone abroad, tsk, look at the quality of the foreign harem group. ”
"Gail's long legs, Scarlett's grandmother, Amy, Paula's best mature woman, and Lily's sister who is so cute that my bones are crispy, the big official is going against the sky, and he dares to expose everyone on TV, he is afraid that the American people will die with him with explosives bags!"
"If you want me to say that the Russian Sanmei is the best, every time I watch them play tennis, I can't stand it, if you want to say that Lu Daguan is still fierce, he can accept all three, just rush this, I will serve!"
"Come on, don't talk about these useless things, look at the score, I'll go for it, the Warriors are behind, there are thirty seconds left, two points behind, it's not that all the previous efforts have been wasted, I'm not reconciled!"
"Me too, I thought I could see the big official's team win a game, which is more cool than watching the Rockets win, because this is equivalent to our real home team, but I lost like this, I am unwilling!"
After the attention to Luqiu and the girls subsided, everyone found that the game had entered the end of the fourth quarter, with less than twenty seconds left, the ball was in the Jazz, the Warriors were two points behind, and the Jazz only had to run out of time, basically the Warriors had no hope of turning the tables!
"Husband, we're two points behind, and there's less than twenty seconds left!"
Gail, who likes sports the most, always pays attention to the game and can't help but remind his own man who is indulging in the fat powder pile.
"Really?" Lu Qiu lazily stood up from the fat powder pile, "There are less than twenty seconds left in the two points, well, there is plenty of time, enough time for me to finish the game." ”
Seeing that his man was full of confidence, Gail couldn't help but splash cold water, "Husband, the ball is still with the Jazz, people run out of time, you don't have a chance at all!"
Lu Qiu said indifferently: "That's okay, I'll just go up and grab the ball back." ”
The women were obsessed with men's domineering, but Gail, who knew the ball, continued: "Husband, the ball is in the hands of the other party, and you won't have a chance to play!"
"Ah!" Lu Qiu finally glared, scratched his head and said: "There is this kind of operation, I knew that I would play a little earlier!"
Looking at her husband's troubled expression because things were out of her control, the women couldn't help but laugh.
"Husband, now you are so cute, very cute. ”
"No, it's a stupid and cute feeling, hahahaha!"
The women laughed together, and some of them hugged each other and kicked their legs straight, the beautiful legs and breasts, and the delicate and heart-pounding faces, all of which were captured by the camera and transmitted to all over the world, so that I don't know how many otaku comrades were desperate to face the screen and sacrifice countless lives!
Lu Qiu said bitterly: "I'm really stupid this time, if I can't win this game, then the miracle of creating 82 total victories that I told them is really bragging! No, the man said a word, and he must not say no!" Thinking of him, he shouted at the Warriors players on the court: "Brothers, break this ball, and I will reward you with one million dollars each!"
"Wow!"
In front of the TV, glasses were shattered.
"What's the situation, the big officials are offering a reward in public!"
"Just for this one ball, I want to give one million dollars per person, I'll take it, the big officials really don't take money!"
At the scene, the warrior five tigers were boiling!
Present at this time were the bearded Davis, Alice, Harrington, Jackson and Petrus, and when they heard the reward from the boss, everyone felt their hairs rise up, stimulating their desperate feelings!
Especially Alice, a reward of one million, that's more than his salary for the whole season, how many times can he go to the strip club to be chic when he gets it!
For a million, this ball must be won!
The five tigers exchanged a look, and they all saw the fire in their companion's eyes!
The Jazz naturally realized that this was a decisive offense, and the old coach Sloan would never make a mistake in this regard, and his strategy was to let Williams protect the ball, strive not to give the opponent a chance to foul, and wear out the time!
Anyway, the old Nelson was very depressed, his original tactics were to buy time to foul, and then counterattack to shoot three points, of course, this has to be based on the opposing player's free throws can only score one, but Lu Qiu has a bounty, his tactics can only be left behind, it is obvious that now all the players on the court have only one goal, that is, to break the ball!
And just like that, the last twenty seconds of the game began.
The Jazz served, Williams received the ball, and the Warriors Five Tigers almost tacitly adopted the strategy of full-court marking, one-on-one defense, and it was Monta Alice who faced Williams!
Williams is very confident in his dribbling, although Alice stares at him with eyes like a tiger, he believes that as long as the opponent is not a pinch, Alice alone will not want to snatch the ball in his hand, on the contrary, if Alice uses a gambling steal, he can easily pass him, forming a five-four four, although the victory is decided, but if you can still score at the last moment, it will be even more safe to kill the game!
With this in mind, Williams dribbled the ball skillfully and freely, and Alice clung to him, eager to make a strong decision.
Everyone else is running as hard as they can, the Jazz are trying to create a catch, and the Warriors are trying to kill them!
Time passed by second, Williams' confidence was not blind, his skills did have such confidence, Alice couldn't find a chance to break the ball.
"Alice, dig his left, don't hesitate, do it!"
At this moment, Lu Qiu on the sidelines suddenly gave an order to Alice in an unquestionable tone.
Alice subconsciously obeyed, reaching for Williams' left hand side.