Chapter 126: The monk's name is dusty
"Don't move!"
The iconic three-character line has a great deterrent effect, and as soon as the three-character line came out, the monk froze in place as if he had been hit by a fixation spell.
"Monk, who are you?"
The green figure touched the monk's back, and before the monk could speak, he pressed a hard object against his back, and asked a puzzling question.
A monk is a monk, who else can it be?
The monk still maintained a tiptoe posture, but withdrew the outstretched hand, feeling the hard object at the vest, and he smiled wryly.
"They are all passers-by, why bother with each other?"
The monk is full of Zen authenticity.
It's really embarrassing for him, he can still say this kind of sentence in a cold, hungry and injured state, presumably when he was in the temple before, he should have served as a monk of the guest.
Buddhism has its own method of controlling anger, in the past, only a few nonsense words from the monk to say, you can immediately say that one moment because he owes N more debts and wants to behead him, an ancient professional practitioner immediately put down the butcher's knife and swept the couch to greet him, but today this method is somewhat unworkable.
"Name!" The hard object behind the back poked the monk fiercely, and a loud cry almost broke the monk's eardrums.
"Dust! Poor monk Dharma is dusty! Strong man! Don't be impulsive! Don't be impulsive!" was thrown out of the clouds by the dust monk by a hard object.
"Monk Lichen, how did you come to such a place?" the voice behind him continued to ask.
"How do I know?! I was originally a monk on the high mountain of H City! I owe money that day...... Oh, no, it was a violation of the Qing rules, and the abbot was imprisoned in the pagoda to face the wall and think. Facing the wall, there was not a single volume of scriptures, and even my mobile phone was taken away, so I fell asleep with my face on, and then woke up and I was here!
"Nonsense! H City Mountain is thousands of miles away from here, and why are your clothes so tattered and thin?" The voice behind him obviously didn't believe Monk Chen's words at all, and Monk Chenchen felt a hand grab his robe, and a pull and pull of the cold wind poured in from all directions, making him shiver.
"Okay! I—I've been robbed!" Monk Lichen's heart sank, and his words changed, "Actually, I'm a wandering monk! Sleeping in the open and passing by the precious land! I was beaten by a stuffy stick while walking down the mountain last night! When I woke up, my down jacket and the money in my pocket were all gone! The mountain bandit ......!"
"Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth earlier?" Lichen felt the hard object on his back be removed, and the voice gradually moved away from him in a word, and he slowly turned around.
"Sir, help!" said the dust monk saw the man's outfit behind him, bowed his head.
Behind the dust monk is naturally Zhang Lingshu, Mo Ye left in a hurry last night, and he also took away the angel Hannibal who was originally left to take care of Zhang Lingshu, and after waking up, Zhang Lingshu vaguely felt the seriousness of the matter, so he got himself a disguise and squatted into the grass. It wasn't until the dust monk recklessly went up the mountain and entered the forest that he came out.
"Hey, Master, what are you doing?" Zhang Lingshu was willing to accept this great gift, so he hurriedly stepped forward to support Monk Chen, and he said with a sad face, "This world is in chaos, and even the monks have suffered!"
Monk Lichen also cooperated with a sad expression, but there were doubts in his heart: The world is in chaos? Why is it chaotic? When was it chaotic? Why don't I know?
He didn't know, as he said, that he had been punished with his face on the wall a few months ago, when it wasn't very cold, and had slept face to face until today—of course, in his consciousness he should have slept only for a day or two at most. It is impossible for a man to sleep for months and still be alive, and someone must have cast a spell on him during this period, and his half of the A meal was also cut off during this period.
Of course, it would be good if he knew these things himself, and there was no need to say them to shock the world.
Five minutes later, after Zhang Lingshu generously took out some dry food left by Mo Xie to leave him, the two filled their respective bellies, the trees and green fruits were poisonous according to Zhang Lingshu, and the stone that was thrown and hit the back of the dust monk's hand was completely out of kindness, and the hard object that was put on the dust monk's back was just a branch.
During the meal, the two quickly became acquainted, and the dust monk was eloquent, and he spoke with a zen heart, and he bluffed Zhang Lingshu in a short time. And the monk Lichen also learned through Zhang Lingshu that he had actually slept for N months, and in these N months, the heavens and dynasties had undergone earth-shaking changes.
"Mo Xie?" he repeated the name, his eyes full of color.
"Donor, you said that you have been by Mo Ye's side for a while, do you have any other characteristics of this person besides being a road idiot and being powerful?" asked the monk Lichen.
"Characteristic?Master, why are you asking this?Didn't I say, if there is a choice, I hope I don't meet that guy again in my life, my bile will be vomited in the past two days......" Zhang Lingshu said.
"Amitabha, donor, all the fate is destined in the previous life, believe me, you will see you again. Monk Lichen said, "As for what I am asking about this, although the monks are monks, but there is a wall of bitterness and happiness in the world that can be blocked? Mo Xie is a person who relies on some strength to empty his eyes and act recklessly, and the Buddha will really be angry! The poor monk will definitely be turned into him!"
"Master, just an ordinary mountain bandit is enough to make you look like this, Mo Xie is so strong that even the entire cultivation realm will be jealous of him for three points!" Zhang Lingshu persuaded.
"All living beings are equal, so how can they judge their superiority or weakness alone? The monks have the protection of the Buddha and are fearless! The mountain bandits are forced by the way of the world, and the poor monks give up their good hearts with their possessions, so they give up further evil deeds. Now that the poor monk still has an empty body, he is just right to turn this fang!" The dust monk looked upright, and his treasure was solemn, and Zhang Lingshu was stunned for a moment.
"Master, are you ......mistaken?" Zhang Lingshu showed a painful expression, he looked at the thin clothes on Monk Chen's body, and said in his heart: Where did those bandits stop their evil deeds, what is the difference between taking people's clothes in this temperature and sending people to death?
"Well, that's it, let's go find Mo Xie!Save the world from water and fire!" Monk Lichen laughed and stood up.