Chapter 701: Exaggerated Acting Skills Import Stability

Zhang Dadao's routine is a little difficult for his own people to accept, let alone the owner of the black cat. He had two capitalized pens on his face at this moment, and he didn't understand what was going on. After being stupid for a while, he figured out what Zhang Dadao was talking about! His face was full of panic and a little incredulous.

"What! What does it have to do with me, I haven't even been out!" the man understood that something was wrong, and hurriedly shouted in a panic.

"You haven't been out of the house, right? This has happened for several days in a row! Why don't you go out to eat all the time?" the actor frowned and retorted.

"I haven't been out for half a month!" the man's face was impatient.

"Oh, it's no wonder that you're dumped in this situation if you don't have a serious job or a dead otaku. Zhang Dadao looked disdainful.

"It's none of your business, it's none of your business, it's nothing to do with me, get me out!" shouted the dead otaku angrily.

Zhang Dadao pursed his lips disdainfully again, and muttered in his heart: [Dead otaku are so virtuous, Xu Cheng is too, and so is this guy! The world is so big, can't you get rid of it?" Zhang Dadao shook his head, and said again: "How can I say that it has nothing to do with you! This cat is raised by you, right?"

"How's that going!" the man was incredibly dismissive.

"It's good if you admit it!" Zhang Dadao nodded: "You see that this cat is yours has been determined, right? This is your responsibility, even if it is the cat's fault, but the cat is an incapacitated creature." Although you will not be criminally punished if you make a mistake like a child, you will still be responsible for civil compensation. ”

"I, I've already thrown it away! What does it have to do with me throwing it away!" the man panicked. Dancing means that things have nothing to do with you. He can't care about Zhang Dadao and what they are doing at this time, this thing is terrifying! What kind of chain catering company, what kind of well-known consulting company. There are also heavy economic losses and casualties, how much do you have to pay for this plus one? This kind of thing cannot be recognized by individuals.

Zhang Dadao was happy, and he didn't need to open his mouth, and the actor had already followed up: "Who knows? We proved that the cat is yours, and now it's your turn to prove that you have thrown this cat away! Do you have a pet discarding certificate issued by the public security organ? If not, the certificate issued by the street office will do." Did the cat agree? Did he give his thumbprint?"

"Huh?" the man was completely stupid. For a while, I didn't know what to say, and at this time, the woman who led the way couldn't wait. asked Yang Rui beside him in a whisper: "That, can I go first?"

Zhang Dadao also heard what she said, turned his head and said, "Well, it seems that there is nothing wrong with you! Xiao Pang came over. Show him the previous video recordings, sign them to prove the authenticity, and then record the personal information. If there is a need for litigation, you may be required to testify in court at that time. ”

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Zhang Dadao is not given for nothing! Being able to use the stunt of killing scissor feet, Zhang Dadao's physical fitness is not simple, and he will be worse than others. As soon as this person pounced, Zhang Dadao immediately reacted, shouted "Look at the hidden weapon", and then threw the cat in his hand into the man's face. I jumped on the back of the sofa with a big jump!

On the way the man rushed over, he saw a black thing flying directly towards his face, and before he could react to what it was, he subconsciously raised his hand to block his face, only to feel that he seemed to touch something in his hand and a sharp pain came: "Ah~" He screamed, and then felt a huge force hit him, and the whole person flew out, hit the wall and slid to the ground.

Zhang Dadao sighed, jumped off the sofa and picked up the hidden weapon cat, looked at the man who was held down by Bai Er's fool over there, squinted his eyes and said, "Yo, add another attack policeman, you have a big deal in this stall!"

The man's eyes were out of focus, as if he had fallen into an evil spirit, and he muttered blankly: "Pestilence God, that pestilence god! Get out of here, get out of here!"

Qian Yixiao and Yang Rui glanced at each other, and their eyes showed the same meaning: "Is this another crazy one?"

Zhang Dadao shook the cat and walked over, and said in his mouth: "Yo, pretend to be mentally abnormal and try to escape punishment? This poor road was left over six hundred years ago! It's not professional at all, and when you get a huge mental blow, your blood will change, either your hands and feet are cold or you're trembling, don't you have any of them!"

The actor also nodded and said: "Well, shortness of breath, rapid heartbeat, pulse disorder or pupil constriction are not indications, and the acting skills are too inferior!"

The man still didn't react at all and muttered to himself and didn't know what to say, Bai Er Fool listened to Zhang Dadao and the actor's words, touched his hands and feet and suddenly said: "Eh, Master, his hands and feet are cold!Ah, there is no pulse!"

Bai Er's fool suddenly shouted, Zhang Dadao shook his head speechlessly and said, "Silly, you press the inside of your wrist, you have to press the outside!"

Zhang Dadao got closer, and saw that the man was pressed under Zhang Dadao, looking at his face was a little bad, and he was sweating profusely, which seemed to be really a little bad. Zhang Dadao raised his eyebrows and said, "Yo, this situation~ Hmph, this situation has long been expected by Poor Dao." Come on, Bai Er will lift his head and open his mouth!"

"Gotcha!" Bai Er immediately beckoned, Zhang Dadao took out a bottle from his pocket, poured two pills and threw them into the man's mouth.

"Hey!" Qian Yixiao and Yang Rui were both panicked, and hurriedly came over and said, "Don't feed him indiscriminately! Master, what did you feed him, don't kill people!"

Zhang Dadao turned around and threw the bottle in his hand, and said in his mouth: "Do you still need to say it? This is the fast miracle effect I got from Zhang Shengyan, it has an effect after five minutes of oral administration, this is definitely a high-end product, and the poor Dao used to eat it a grade worse!"

Zhang Dadao happily touched his chin, Qian smiled and they were speechless, and the woman felt that something was wrong, how could there be any national security and police like this, young and long-haired, and wearing a magic robe from Harry Potter, and what he felt in his hand was stability. It's also a shame that she doesn't usually read novels, so if she changes to a novel house, she can be mistaken for a dragon group if she doesn't say it's good!

But now she was left scared, and hurriedly wrote down her situation at a faster pace, and hurriedly ran away with the dog in her arms! As soon as the man left, everyone stared at the man who was leaning against the wall. (To be continued.) )