Chapter 293: Twelve Lessons
Meng Fanzhu helped Li Zaiwen up, and the master and apprentice stood in front of the coffee table in the living room, facing the sofa, and only Xu Qiang and Anya watched with a smile and a grin.
Meng Fanzhu did not have any constraints because of the first time he cooperated with his master, and his posture, expression and state were very natural and relaxed.
Seeing that Li Zaiwen nodded frequently, there is a sentence in the cross talk door: If you want a face, you don't have a face, and if you don't want a face, you want a face. It seems that his old apprentice has three of them. Only with the courage of a general and a face can he speak well and win face.
"There are a lot of friends here today. Meng Fanzhu naturally opened the scene, which is the right and obligation of teasing. Even if you stand with the master, you can't let it. In his dream, Master Guo said: There is no size on the stage, and there are rules off the stage.
"Isn't it just the two, and the other is your girlfriend. Li Zaiwen smiled like a Maitreya Buddha, but the words that came out were interesting, but it was not easy to pick up, and he was very particular about his ability to play on the spot.
But this naturally can't be difficult for Meng Fanzhu.
"Don't make trouble, everyone who can come is here, they are all their own people, and I am happy. Meng Fanzhu stretched out his hand and stroked Li Zaiwen's arm, at this time he had already entered the role, in an equal or even more active position with the master.
"Well, it's happy. Lee Jae-moon's heart is indeed happy.
"We are all here to listen to cross talk, our level is average, and our ability is limited. I'm very willing to talk about cross talk, and popularize cross talk for everyone today. Meng Fanzhu cut to the chase.
"How can it still be popular?" asked Lee Jae-moon.
"It is said that cross talk is four lessons, but in fact, our industry is twelve. Meng Fanzhu said that it is very serious, not like cross talk, like a lecture.
"Oh! multiply. Li Zaiwen was a little surprised, his old apprentice had already studied cross talk to this extent? Of course he knew this as a cross talk master, but except for the older generation or professional artists who really studied cross talk, even his own big disciples may not be able to remember every lesson of cross talk, which can be divided into three categories.
Xu Qiang and Anya listened with interest, thinking that Meng Fanzhu was funny, they all knew that there were four doors, where did they come from twelve, and there were twenty-four!
"It has to be taken apart, do you know it?" Meng Fanzhu asked the master.
"Probably Qi, you give an introduction. Lee replied.
"First of all, you have to be able to say the finale. Meng Fanzhu continued.
"Set poem?" asked Lee Jae-moon.
"It's just a few lines of poetry that I said when I came on the stage, our poem is different from other poems, and everyone is very serious. Meng Fanzhu said.
"Let's this is a serious poem?" Li Zaiwen watched lively.
"Correction!" glanced at the master.
There was obvious in his eyes that you don't want to make trouble, which made Xu Qiang and Anya laugh. The cooperation between the master and apprentice is simply too tacit, and it is not like the first time they cooperated. The joke and eyes are very in place, and I didn't expect the master and his old man to say a lifetime of teasing, and the praise is so good.
Especially Xu Qiang, his eyes didn't blink, he knew that the teacher was demonstrating teaching to himself. Meng Fanzhu's level is to draw inferences from one another, and he can always create good works. The master is worried that he will not be able to keep up with the growth rate of his junior brother, so he has this scene.
Xu Qiang's heart was warm.
Meng Fanzhu casually picked up the tissue bag on the coffee table and gestured: "Come on the stage and take the waking wood and smash the table." Guys, this is called Wake Wood.
Don't underestimate this, in the world, there are only a few pieces in the past.
There is a piece of the emperor, which is called gentian.
The queen has a piece called Fengxia
There is a piece of civil officials, which is called Shocking Hall.
There is a piece of the general, called Huwei.
There is also an old monk Tao, which is called the precept town altar.
The pharmacy is half a piece, which is called a pressure prescription, which is used to press the prescription.
We are the most particular about this piece. ”
"What's it called?" asked Lee Jae-moon.
"Poor fall!" Meng Fanzhu said, gently slamming the tissue bag on the coffee table.
Hahaha, even Lee Jae-moon laughed. This burden is well designed, but it requires a very wide range of knowledge from his old apprentices. Before the two children came, they didn't tell them what they were going to teach today. It is impossible for them to prepare in advance, it is completely a reserve of knowledge, which is too shocking.
"Why do you have this, everyone, as soon as you drop this wood, don't speak, let's get started. Meng Fanzhu said eloquently.
"That's right. Lee nodded.
"The horse is thin and has long hooves and fat hooves, and the son is not a thief when he steals his father. The blind uncle married a blind grandmother, and the old couple lived for most of their lives. Meng Fanzhu picked up the tissue bag again and patted the coffee table.
"No one is looking at anyone!"
Hahaha, Anya and Xu Qiang applauded.
"This is a set poem, and another is stand-up comedy. There are short segments and long films. And then there is the one who can say the right thing, the right one, who can stand outside the table and laugh, and can stand inside the table to laugh. ”
"Yes. Lee Jae-moon affirmed.
"Of course, in general, standing in it is relatively poor. Meng Fanzhu touched his head.
"Who said that!" Lee Jae-wen pushed.
"What's more, even group comedy is also a homework, three people, four people, up to four people, if you say that there are dozens of snoring at a time, this is not like words. Because after four people, there was a fuss. Meng Fanzhu even said.
"Chaos!" Li Zaiwen deeply agreed, he felt it when he created "Five Senses Fighting for Merit", so that work has never been performed again.
"Of course, there are more than four people, such as makeup cross talk, similar to sketches. There are more than a dozen people, cross talk dramas. There are more than 700 people. Meng Fanzhu deliberately paused.
"Huh?" Lee wondered.
"That's the one who listens to cross talk. Meng Fanzhu shook out a small burden again.
Hahaha.
"Hey, the venue is not small. Lee Jae-moon felt very enjoyable.
"There's also a double reed. Meng Fanzhu continued.
"Double reeds have to be the same. Lee nodded.
"Shuangxue artist, the two of them are one in front of the other, the face in front is smeared with white powder, with a pigtail, can't speak, and the voice in the back. The front is pretending, and the back is listening to the horizontal and vertical voices. This is such an art form for cross talk actors to do part-time. Those who speak cross talk will be double reeds, but double reed actors may not be able to speak cross talk. Meng Fanzhu said.
"Oh~" Lee Jae-wen was stunned.
"There's one more lesson, ventriloquism. It's used less, but it's still usable. There are two types of it, one is that there are some auxiliary props in the mouth. "Meng Fanzhu pretended to be a cross talk master.
"I know that, learn what a bird is called. Lee echoed.
"I'll teach you one. After Meng Fanzhu finished speaking, he picked up the tissue bag and measured it horizontally and vertically towards his mouth.
"What are you going to do to eat him?"
Hahaha, Xu Qiang and Anya couldn't stand up with a straight laugh.
"Okay, okay. Meng Fanzhu reluctantly pretended to put something in his mouth, and then learned to call a bird.
"Chirp chirp ......" has a crisp sound like a yellow bird.
The other three people's eyes widened, they didn't expect Meng Fanzhu to do this, how many things does this guy have!
Li Zaiwen took the lead in applauding, his apprentice is amazing. He once again determined that Meng Fanzhu would definitely become the mainstay of revitalizing the art of cross talk.
Nodding his head, Meng Fanzhu continued: "There is another kind of nothing, let's take an example, there is a person with a thorn in his foot, go to the hospital to let the doctor take a look, and he has to amputate his leg." ”
"You have to amputate your leg for anything!" Li Zaiwen was surprised.
"Gotta use a saw anyway. The doctor said it didn't matter, amputation below the eyebrows. Meng Fanzhu was not stingy.
"Then leave the Tianling Gai!" Li Zaiwen couldn't cry or laugh, this kid can really make it up, and he hasn't transferred to Taiping lyrics yet, how long is it going to be said, but the audience will definitely like it. It can be said that cross talk should be performed in the form of this chat, so that it will be down-to-earth and vigorous.
The doctor held it down, and it was ...... Click. Meng Fanzhu imitated the sound of a saw.
"Isn't this digging and folding!"
"This is ventriloquism, a lesson in cross talk. There is also a course called Noble Count. This guy knows that with a board. My master is very good at using boards. The number of noble treasures is relatively simple, that is, one, two, three, three, two, one. Meng Fanzhu said.
Speaking of this, Lee Jae-wen had to jump out of the performance, and asked in surprise: "Duoduo, you will also count the treasures?"
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