[262 Feng Guanghua's joke]
"Brother Feng, what kind of voice is this?"
"It should ...... It's a sneeze, right?"
"So amazing?"
"Maybe it's a new species that humans haven't discovered before!"
When the conversation rang out from outside the door, Hu Lei greeted him.
As soon as he saw people, he was immediately happy, there were acquaintances, "Yo, isn't this Uncle Feng!", just after saying hello, his face fell, but he didn't forget what this guy said when he let himself stand.
"Hey, Xiaohu, long time no see. Feng Guanghua didn't seem to have any mustard, and greeted Hu Lei very warmly.
"Why are you here!", Hu Lei made a stinky face, that's right, he just wanted to tell Feng Guanghua with his expression that you were persona non grata.
Feng Guanghua was about to answer when he suddenly felt his arm being pulled, and when he turned around, he found that his companion was looking at the corner of the wall in a daze, with an expression that his worldview was being reconstructed.
He followed his gaze and was immediately happy. I saw a large hemp ball being thrown under the corner of the wall, and what was even funnier was that there were two loveless faces on the ball.
Hey, look at this sneeze is really exciting, it's really amazing.
"Xiaohu, you really have a soft spot for this kind of marijuana ball!", Feng Guanghua sighed, he hadn't forgotten that the messenger was like this when he was caught, but without the accompaniment of sneezing.
Speaking of which, this little beard is also awesome, it's really hard for him to get together a pair of people who can sneeze like this, and they are about to break the Guinness World Record.
Hu Lei's face is still broken, why do you have a soft spot for hemp balls, what the master likes is a beautiful girl!
"You're okay!", Hu Lei continued to express his heartfelt diswelcome to Feng Guanghua.
"Didn't you tell me to come here?", Feng Guanghua was stunned.
"When will I ......", Hu Lei subconsciously retorted, and was stunned halfway through his words. Call the police yourself, this guy went to the police, so he didn't call him by himself.
It's just that......
Why is it him again, this uncle won't be idle and wait for his own business.
How is it possible, Hu Lei shook his head consciously amusedly.
"Xiaohu, you can do it!", Feng Guanghua walked up beautifully, "There was one last time, but this time there are two, there is progress, we have to make persistent efforts!"
The corners of Hu Lei's mouth twitched, who would have to make persistent efforts! If I could, I would rather never deal with these guys for the rest of my life.
As if seeing Hu Lei's thoughts, Feng Guanghua gently patted Hu Lei's shoulder, "Don't have any psychological burden, call me if you have anything, we won't let you fight alone." ”
This sounds familiar......
Hu Lei recalled the tentative and asked, "But before you show up, please make sure I hold on?"
"Hey, you know this, the young man really has a future!", Feng Guanghua was inexplicably surprised.
"There is a future for dogs, that's what you said last time!", Hu Lei blew up on the spot, or if he didn't look at the police uniform on him, he was worried that he would be charged with attacking the police, Hu Lei would definitely fight with this old boy immediately.
It's too special to bully people, just fool around once, and the same thing will come again.
"Hehe, I'm not telling a joke to liven up the atmosphere!"
"......", Hu Lei was completely speechless, you are really a monkey to tell jokes.
"You can't blame me for this incident. Feng Guanghua was aggrieved, "It's not that you didn't call me in advance, and after receiving your report, I also rushed over as soon as possible, which is very interesting!"
It was right at the first time, but I didn't see it at all, at least Hu Lei felt that Ya'er was very leisurely, and it was completely the rhythm of cleaning the battlefield and collecting loot!
and the phone call, Hu Lei really forgot about it. But the problem is how urgent the situation was at that time, while trying to calm Snooker's emotions, I also had to fight wits and courage with him, how could I make a phone call. And to be honest, even if Feng Guanghua rushed over at that time, Hu Lei didn't think he could play much of a role.
In fact, Hu Lei also knows that in the final analysis, Feng Guanghua cannot be blamed for this matter. It's one thing to understand, after all, he was so frightened today, Hu Lei felt that it was not too much for him to force this old boy to vent his evil anger.
As soon as the time of half an hour came, snooker and Snake stopped one after another, and the two brothers sneezed until they doubted their lives.
During this period, the two police uncles did not dare to take a step forward. Feng Guanghua thought that even if the bullets rained, he would not frown, and just rushed up with his chest straight, but this snot ...... It's just too buried.
He has never seen anyone who can sneeze like this, these two crooked nuts have some strange disease,, won't they be contagious, suddenly a little worried!
It wasn't until the sound stopped that Feng Guanghua's self-apprehensive heart finally calmed down. After the experience of taking the messenger away last time, Feng Guanghua has enough experience with this kind of marijuana ball. He stepped forward, carefully bypassing the disgusting snot, and then threw a knife at him.
When I was about to go out, I suddenly turned back as if I had suddenly thought of something.
In Hu Lei's puzzled gaze, he walked up to Hu Lei and stretched out his hand to pat Hu Lei's shoulder, and said earnestly, "Xiao Hu, you really don't have any psychological burden, you must believe that as long as you do your duty, then no one can hurt you in the hot and yellow land." ”
Hu Lei was stunned, and he didn't come back to his senses until Feng Guanghua and the others left, and then jumped to his feet and scolded, "Feng Guanghua, you are too lacking in morality, you, you, you, as a glorious police uncle, you are too careful." On his shoulder, where Feng Guanghua had just been patted, there was a large piece of wet and slimy things.
said that Feng Guanghua and the little policewoman were carrying an unconscious guy outside, and Hu Lei's angry roar came from behind him.
The little policewoman snorted and laughed, "Brother Feng, what kind of person is this kid, it's too two!"
Feng Guanghua said with a smile, "He's really a good general......
Anyway, with the arrest of the two snooker brothers, this matter is settled today. Hu Lei sat on the chair and never wanted to get up again, and the fright was secondary, mainly because the high tension during the period was too exhausting.
Moreover, Hu Lei had even more headaches about the assessment process. No matter how troublesome it was before, how thrilling it was was only a conceptual problem, but today when snooker appeared in front of him with a bomb strapped to it, Hu Lei realized how troublesome it was.
Although the two snooker brothers were dealt with this time, God knows how many people are waiting behind. And more importantly, although snooker is paranoid and crazy, at least it can be regarded as playing cards according to the routine, which is especially unbearable to meet a person who directly starts to tie people up.
Alas, my heart is so tired!
Just when Hu Lei was lamenting his bad luck, Gu Qianqian walked in from the door. She was pulled next door by Ouyang Yue to decorate and provide reference advice just now, so she didn't participate in the whole process.
At this time, she was stunned as soon as she came in, "Hu Lei, are you throwing pepper water again?"
Hu Lei was taken aback, and he clearly heard a strong resentment from Gu Qianqian's tone.
But think about it, it's also a beautiful girl, who helps open a store all day long, helps cook, and occasionally helps with laundry, and doesn't need a salary, which is already in place, and now it's still seeing the sky for people to clean up such a buried battlefield.
Well, it's a bit unreasonable. And today, because I threw two bottles of pepper water in a row, the amount of excrement is twice as much as before.
Hu Lei's eyes suddenly caught a glimpse of the foreign friends who were biting each other's ears and didn't know what to whisper.
"Summers, Cole, hurry up and clean up the battlefield!"