Chapter 397: Cheeky Old God Stick
As soon as these two words came out, not to mention Mo Xuan was stunned, it was Lan Yidie and Xue Shihan, who were also stunned!
"Apprentice, your old lady has promoted me, the younger generation is not that qualified, and it is not so blessed!"
"Seniors, you better find someone else, the younger generation is not blessed, and I hope the seniors will understand. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"By the way, you have also seen that Su Junlin, he is unparalleled in talent, and he is a master of the Empire, you should always go to him, and keep you satisfied." ”
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Mo Xuan shook his head busily and said, with a thousand or ten thousand reluctances in his heart.
His reluctance fell into the eyes of the old man, which made the old man a little unhappy.
"What do you mean kid, I am old and strong, and I want to learn from my Tianjiao to line up from here to the edge of the sky, you don't know how to lift. ”
"I watched the fight between you and that Su Junlin below, which onion is that kid, I still appreciate you more. ”
"I wasn't touching it just now, I was exploring the foundation of the cultivation, thinking that you were a malleable talent, so I loved the talent and wanted to give some advice. ”
"You're good, with a look of disgust, I really want to beat you to death!"
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The old god said with a black face, and shook the long sail in his hand to deter Mo Xuan!
After understanding the purpose of the old god stick touching his body, Mo Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, and said that it was so dangerous!
The old god pouted, glanced at his chest quickly, and then continued: "You kid don't get cheap and sell well, obediently apprentice to me, and keep you soaring into the sky." ”
"The things here are simple, I don't ask for much, you just kneel down and kowtow three times, call me Master Sheng, and I will teach you the skills of Tongtian!"
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The old god stick gently wiped the mustache on his lips with his fingers, and looked at Mo Xuan with a smile, like a demagogic god stick, no matter how you look at it!
Mo Xuan was extremely reluctant, and refused stubbornly: "The seniors are in love, and the juniors don't know how to lift, whether they have eyes or no beads, this teacher, I won't worship." ”
Mo Xuan was resolute and refused to give in!
As the saying goes, being a teacher for one day and a father for life, apprenticeship is definitely a big deal, how can Mo Xuan easily agree.
Mo Xuan's strong appearance made the old god stick angry, but after a while, he couldn't take Mo Xuan again, but the old god stick was in a hurry.
"You little rabbit, why don't you want to worship me as a teacher?
"Let me tell you, I know astronomy and geography, and I know everything and everything. ”
"If you want to learn business, I can teach you the way of doing business, and ensure that you will travel to the ends of the earth in the future, and your business can spread all over the country, and you will become the richest person. ”
"If you want to learn martial arts, I can teach you countless art of war, pass on your supreme skills, no matter whether it is lost or not, I will teach you if you want to learn, so that you can be invincible, invincible in the world, and become a strong man in the world, and you can be regarded as the number one person in the long river of ancient and modern history!"
"If you want to practice soldiers, I can teach you the way of strategy, help you understand the past and the present, know everything, and he will win a decisive victory thousands of miles away one day, and he will be invincible!"
"In a word, others can't do anything, but I can do anything, as long as you want to learn, I will teach you 100 percent, what do you think? ”
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The old god stick was arrogant, and he said a lot in one breath, and kept playing the guarantee!
Hearing him blowing like this, Mo Xuan and Lan Yidie's eyes rolled up, and they really couldn't stand it.
"I said old man, you are also old, can we blow less, although it doesn't cost money to blow the cowhide, but it's best to stop in moderation, do you say yes?" Lan Yidie couldn't help but say, Mo Xuan and Xue Shihan also nodded with deep sympathy.
It's not that they haven't seen anyone who loves to brag, but it's the first time they've seen someone who can brag like this.
was so bluntly despised by the three young men and girls, the old god couldn't hold his face, and scolded with a straight face: "I am a master in the world, how can I be compared with ordinary braggarts, what I say is true." ”
Seeing that he didn't admit it, Mo Xuan said suddenly: "Since the predecessors are so powerful, presumably the strength is also thorough, why not show your hands and let me be convinced." ”
"Let's not mention picking the stars and catching the moon for the time being, can you pocket the mountains hundreds of miles away with one palm?"
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Mo Xuan pointed to the mountains beyond the royal capital in the distance, and asked the old god stick to show them "a majestic look"!
He felt that although this old god stick was a little unfathomable, it was not as exaggerated as he said.
I'm afraid that even ordinary ancestors of the Kingdom of God can't boast about such a sea mouth, whether it's true or not, you can find out at a glance.
As soon as Mo Xuan's words fell, the three of them stared at the old god stick together to see how he reacted!
The old god stick glanced at the mountains in the distance, smiled disdainfully, and then raised his hand and waved it pretendingly, looking like he was going to do it, and Mo Xuan was extremely suspicious.
"Just take the mountains, carve insects!" said the old god stick, pretending to be really like that.
"Could it be that this old man didn't brag, he is really that powerful?" Mo Xuan was suspicious, and said in surprise.
But soon he dispelled this thought, because after the old god stick twisted for a while, he was stunned and didn't make a move!
"Today...... The weather is not good, it is not suitable to work, and another day will open your eyes. After pretending, the old god stick put away his posture again, and said without blushing and his heart beating.
It was boasted of Haikou before, but now it has been exposed, but it is still calm, so cheeky, it is really breathtaking.
Mo Xuan was speechless for a while, and it took a long time to react, and he said helplessly: "Senior, let's not waste time, you always want to accept apprentices, just go somewhere else and let me go!"
Mo Xuan persuaded bitterly, although this person is unfathomable, but no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like a reliable person, and he doesn't have the demeanor of a master at all, Mo Xuan is worried that once he apprentices, he will fall into the abyss pit, so he would rather die than give in.
It's just that Mo Xuan is strong, and the old god stick is also strong, he is determined to accept Mo Xuan as a disciple and never give up.
I saw that the old god raised his eyebrows and said, "No, if you don't apprentice today, I won't let you go." ”
The old god played a scoundrel, regardless of his identity, which is really helpless.
Mo Xuan had a headache, so he could only make excuses again, and said: "Senior, I don't want to apprentice, but now I am trapped here as a prisoner, even if I apprentice, you can't teach me!"
"In that case, why should I waste your old time, don't you say?"
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Mo Xuan spoke bitterly, and he wanted to persuade this unreliable old god stick!
"Hey...... It doesn't matter, as long as you're willing to apprentice, leaving here isn't just a snap of my fingers. ”
"Don't worry, there is no place in the world that can trap me, as long as you apprentice, wherever you want to go, the old man will take you wherever he wants, and no one can stop you. ”
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The old god patted his chest and said.
"Here it is again, this old guy is blowing again......" Mo Xuan said depressedly!
"Okay, since you have such confidence senior, then I'll give you a chance, as long as you can get me out of here now, I'll consider apprenticeship!" Mo Xuan said helplessly.
He deliberately emphasized the word "now", because he was afraid that after the old god stick agreed, he would do nothing and wait until he could leave.
When the time comes, with the brazenness of the old guy, he will definitely say that this result is all his credit.
Mo Xuan had never seen such a scoundrel senior, so he thought more about what he said, for fear that something would go wrong!
After putting forward the conditions, Mo Xuan spread his hands and waited for the old god's reply, he wanted him to retreat!
However, the old god stick not only did not retreat, but his face was overjoyed, for fear that Mo Xuan would regret it: "This is what you said, if anyone doesn't count, he will be in vain!"
The old god stick was happy, grinning non-stop, and laughing so much that Mo Xuan's heart was furious.
Next to him, the little fat dog on Xue Shihan's shoulder rolled over and rolled his eyes at the old god stick, but the old guy's attention was on Mo Xuan and he didn't notice it.
Encountering such a dead-faced master, Mo Xuan was also helpless, so he could only nod and say, "Words count!"
At this point, the injury was affected, and Mo Xuan frowned for a while and bared his teeth for a while!
Seeing this, the old god stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Since this is the case, then before I take you away, I will give you one more greeting gift!"
"Your injuries are indeed not light, even if you use Xuan Li to heal your injuries, you will have to recover for a while to heal, but since you will become my apprentice, the teacher will naturally help you heal!"
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As he spoke, the old man reached into his clothes, scratching his armpits and the like.
"What are you doing?" Mo Xuan's heart jumped, and he said nervously, with a sense of foreboding.
"Take the elixir to make you heal, rest assured, you don't have to be nervous to rejuvenate your master's hands. The old god smiled, scratched for a long time, and then took out a lump of mud.
This thing, no matter how you look at it, looks like the dirt he scratched off his armpits, this is the elixir?
Looking at this mud-like thing, Mo Xuan's face was distorted, and his stomach was tumbling upside down, faintly disgusting!
Next to them, Xue Shihan and Lan Yidie covered their eyes, for fear that they would vomit out the overnight meal.
Only the old god didn't change his face, and he didn't give Mo Xuan a chance to refuse, he directly opened Mo Xuan's mouth, and stuffed the thing in, moving quickly, so fast that the two girls next to him couldn't stop it!
"Ahem, cough, cough, ......"
After stuffing this dirt-like thing, the old god stick finally loosened its grip on Mo Xuan, and Mo Xuan squatted down directly, holding his head and vomiting wildly, eager to take out his stomach and wash it.
Mo Xuan was disgusted this time, his face was hard to see, and he kept coughing and vomiting, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't spit it out.
He rolled on the stage, vomiting as he rolled, just spitting and spitting, and he felt a warm power spread through his stomach, accompanied by the fragrance, which made him feel comfortable, and all his injuries were healing rapidly.