Incompetent people have chatter and complaints about everything, but capable people talk and laugh lightly. (Blurry Quotes)

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I put Xu Bing's business card under the pillow in the dormitory, took it out, and dialed his phone with a cigarette in my mouth.

"Uh-huh...... Uh-huh...... Hey!" Xu Bing's voice was always so cold.

I cleared my throat and said, "Hey, Xu Bing, you tell me honestly how many formations I know." ”

"The Big Dipper Seven Star Array, the Seven Evil Soul Locking Array, the Seven Star Bagua Array, the Nine Palace Bagua Array, the Five Elements Bagua Array, and the ** Array, do you have any questions?" Xu Bing talked about the formation, and it seemed that there were more words.

What the hell is this? I secretly scolded in my heart, and asked, "Listening to your tone, it seems that you are quite confident in your own formation, so what kind of formation do you think is more oppressive to the soul?"

"Seven Evil Soul Locking Arrays!" Xu Bing said without hesitation.

I have heard of this formation, it is very vicious, and it has a very terrible constraint on the souls trapped in it, stepping on the eight doors, moving the whole body, and torturing the souls trapped in the formation, it is hard to imagine what kind of terrible tragedy will happen if a person is in it.

The eight doors are: the door of rest, the door of life, the door of injury, the door of Du, the door of view, the door of death, the door of shock, and the door of opening.

Of course, I'm not a formation master, so I don't know much.

"What! so vicious!" I exclaimed, and immediately shouted into the phone, "Mr. Xu, are you sure you want to do this?"

"I am the director of the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, I am responsible for my patients, I am a doctor!" Although Xu Bing's voice was very magnetic, it was always cold, and there was a kind of rush to refuse people thousands of miles away.

I hung up the phone, touching my chin and thinking, this guy is cold by nature, and his actions are extremely cruel, and he needs people of this kind to cast the Seven Evil Soul Locking Array, so if I go to the hospital to help, it will only play an auxiliary role.

In that case, I will have to prepare a heart talisman and a golden armor talisman to protect myself, and I will have to draw a talisman at night, alas!

When the bell rang, I left the hallway and entered the classroom, where the head teacher wore a pair of gold-rimmed glasses as usual, a pair of eyes like cobras, hidden with a vicious color, and a few books in both hands.

"Students, we don't have classes today. ”

As soon as these words came out, the whole class boiled, which was a long-awaited dream for everyone.

"Today, the principal instructed all the students in the junior high school to go to the playground for a meeting together, and the students please carry your chairs and go to the playground with me. ”

After Cobra said this, he walked out of the classroom with a few textbooks in his hand, and I gave her a blank look and stretched out my middle finger facing her, damn it...... The words that come out of her mouth will not be good at all!

As expected, on the playground, the principal generously let us sit down casually.

"You're welcome, students,

Damn, this is how much meat you have to eat to raise such a fat body.

Seeing that we were all seated, the principal clapped his hands, signaled the students below to be quiet, and then put his head in front of the microphone and said in a deep voice: "Students, I called you here for a meeting because I have something to tell you. ”

The headmaster glanced at a slender teacher beside him, a man with a pair of eyes and a kind face.

"Teacher Guohua, it's up to you to talk to your classmates about this next. ”

"Yes, Headmaster. ”

Because the distance was not too far, I could see that the expression on Mr. Guohua's face was very unnatural, and he seemed to pull the corners of his mouth.

I think he must be secretly saying in his heart: Damn, fat pig, there are good things that are never called Lao Tzu, but when he encounters such a bad thing, he always asks Lao Tzu to come forward.

"Ahem...... Teacher Guohua cleared his throat and said: "Recently, a series of strange incidents have occurred in the school, and I will list them one by one, hoping that the students who have done this can stand up and admit it, otherwise once they are investigated, they will be expelled from school as a punishment." ”

"Uproar" The students were all in an uproar, and there was a lot ......of noise.

"Silence!" Mr. Guohua shouted, and the students below gradually closed their chattering mouths.

"First: Why is the school cafeteria frequently stolen, why are dozens of bought hens frequently dying, and what is the intention of the black hand behind this qiē?"

"Second: Some classmates reported that the underwear of the girls' dormitory was frequently missing, and the security department had received more than 50 reports in the past few nights, which made me very angry!"

"Third ......" Teacher Guohua glanced at the principal beside him, and after seeing the principal's head, he coughed and said: "As for the third, who are you who have hidden intentions for the principal's chrysanthemums? Do you know who the principal can't sleep at night and can't eat the sun these days, who is it!"

I and the classmate next to me, Da Po, looked at each other, and the principal's chrysanthemum was secretly visited?

I smiled cheaply, such a fat and fat old man still has someone who thinks about him, it's funny!

"These three things, very strict, very strict, now notice criticism, I hope that everyone can stand up and admit their mistakes, otherwise the consequences will be very strict. Teacher Guohua scolded loudly.

It felt like his own chrysanthemum had been secretly visited, which made him want to jump his feet, but in fact, all of our students and teachers knew very well that Teacher Guohua had a chance to compete for the principal, but there was an accident in the middle of the way, and the director was not selected.

I think he is happier than anyone else in his heart, the principal chrysanthemum was exploded!hahaha...... I snickered and thought to myself.

Next, all the teachers, from the first year to the third year of junior high school, were called away by Mr. Guohua, and ten minutes later, all our students were checked by the teachers one by one.

After being inspected, I tidied up my clothes and sat on the spot and pondered: Dozens of hens in the school were killed, the pants of the school girls in the dormitory were frequently missing, and the principal's chrysanthemum was exploded?

As I pondered, I found that these three things happened within this week, which means that one person or several accomplices took these three things to the extreme during this week, even the principal's chrysanthemum.

From my point of thinking, it is impossible for such an old man to be interested in his chrysanthemum, so the suspicion of being raped can be ruled out, then there is an 80% chance that someone stabbed the chrysanthemum with a sharp weapon, or it may just be injured in the buttocks.

This incident can be ruled out, and it may be that someone has a grudge against the principal.

But first of all, dozens of hens die frequently! This is a strange thing, I have learned that the cafeteria only needs to kill one chicken a day at most, why is it enough?

Because the fucking fried chicken is a meal, it's really chicken, it can be said to be minced meat, and you don't believe it when a small dish is killed, it costs three yuan, three yuan!

I might just eat a piece of the skin of this chicken.

As for the second thing, it is definitely a sexual perversion, so many girls' panties disappeared a few nights, how much love is this, is it a panty hobby collector?

Just when I thought it was over, Mr. Guohua motioned for us to be quiet.

"Now, the results of the examination have come out, and a total of five students are suspected. Teacher Guohua pointed to the first classmate and asked him to describe himself.

"Teacher, my wound is from my dad came to see me at school last night, I was washing clothes, and my foot slipped and accidentally cut the handle of the wardrobe. The classmate said nervously.

"Next!" Guohua teacher diǎndiǎn head.

"Teacher Guohua, I'm ......"

I was almost asleep listening to it below, and it was a very special luncheon.

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The self-complaint of the five people ended quickly, and the expressions and tones of the five people made me feel that they were all true, and it was very simple to follow Mr. Guohua's thinking, he would definitely ask the teacher to determine the truth of what these children said, or he would go out in person.

After that, Mr. Guohua waved his hand and shouted imposingly: "The meeting is over!" All the teachers came to the principal's office. ”

Finally, I can fucking close my eardrums for a while and clean them up.

Xiao Fan came to me with a shy smile after her homeroom teacher left, I smiled apologetically at Dapo, he pointed at me with his finger diǎn and smiled helplessly, and left with the bench.

"Yu, who do you say is so perverted that he will steal girls' panties. Xiao Fan asked me puzzled, and tilted his head slightly.

I smiled, looked at her lower body unconsciously, and said: "There are always some people who are very curious about women's body structure, and there are too few men like me who are beautiful but not confused, hey......"

I showed a look of pity, but I was thinking in my heart, following Xiao Fan's words just now, my eyes unconsciously looked at her lower body, today she is wearing leggings, and if you look carefully, you can find out the strangulation marks hidden under the leggings, is it white? or pink? Is it black?

"Ahh......h It really hurts.

The next second, I turned around and ran, because her face was full of anger, and it would be dangerous for the second brother not to leave.

"I'll just see, see...... Besides, sooner or later you'll be arched by me. I laughed and ran away.

"Wait for me. Xiao Fan shouted angrily.

Ha, Xiaofan, how nice it would be to keep messing with you like this!

During the run, my heart was very shaken, and I vaguely hoped that time would stop in this second, such a life was very comfortable, very warm, and very sweet.

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PS: I know I'm going to be called (Emily) from now on, because it's an abbreviation for Lust.