When he arrived at Juzhuang, he saw the steward Li Gongcheng at the door of the funeral, and the prefect Yamen Li Shuren was also beside him to help keep accounts. When Gonggong Li saw us, his face suddenly sank, and he said sharply, You two still have the face to come here?

I said you are so strange, today is the big day of Gonggong Feng, so we got acquainted, if my brothers don't come, won't it seem that we don't know the etiquette?

As soon as these words came out, they immediately angered some of the little eunuchs who were still in Juzhuang, but Feng Linggan was dead, they had no blood, but there were a few people in the rivers and lakes who were loyal to Feng Linggan, their faces were full of indignation, and they came up, scolded and scolded, and were ready to do it.

Gonggong Li snorted coldly, a big day?

I said no, today Grandpa Feng went out of the funeral, got rid of the troubles of the world, and ran to the Western Elysium, isn't it a day of great joy or a day of great sorrow, do you want Grandpa Feng to enter the eighteenth layer of hell after his death?

This sentence left Gonggong Li speechless.

However, suddenly, someone next to him said in a very awkward official voice, this is not true, after the death of Gonggong Feng, how can he go to the Western Elysium? I have already confirmed with the priest that he is on his way to heaven!

The person who spoke, blonde and blue-eyed, dressed as a godfather, heard that Feng Linggan was at the funeral this time, and invited a foreigner to do something, presumably this person. He nodded to Gonggong Li and said, "In Lower Haliboda, I am a missionary in Great Britain, and I heard that Gonggong Feng has returned to heaven, so I came to pray.

Not long after, another monk and another monk also came over, and said angrily, Harry Boda, you are so bold, you actually came with us to grab business!

Halibo also had no fear, and said, "I was invited by the prefect, and your dojo and rituals are useless, and if you want to go to heaven, you must believe in my lord."

At this time, Li Shuzhi rushed over and said to the steward Li Gong, the expenses of the past two days are a bit large, and the three hundred taels of silver allocated by the yamen have been spent.

Gonggong Li said, then use the things of foreigners, as the saying goes, foreign monks can chant scriptures, Gonggong Feng liked rare things when he was alive, this time he left, let's choose Haripoda.

Haribo looked proud, but the monks and Taoists of the Sangha Council and the Dharma Council were not happy.

The Taoist priest said, "I heard that the canons of your foreigners, those who die by mistake and those who commit suicide cannot go to heaven!"

When Gonggong Li heard this, he hesitated and said, is there really such a thing?

When Haripo heard this, he was anxious and said that as long as the money was in place, even the Heavenly Father would make it convenient.

Monks are humane, use foreigners' toys to go to the paradise of foreigners, and Gonggong Feng doesn't understand foreign languages, I'm afraid that he is not accustomed to the soil and water!

Taoist priests also said, that is, that is, this Dharma, if you want to do it, you have to do local Dharma, that Buddhism and Western religion are imported products, too much dross, I suggest that you still take the Taoist Dharma Package, and there is a discount to break a bone today, our team, provide one-stop service, professional crying and funeral for 30 years, cry with heart, cry with all your heart, don't make a sound, don't want money!

Zhang Youqian listened to the music, and took out three hundred taels of silver tickets from his arms and said, I will sponsor Gonggong Feng's Dharma meeting today, but I can only choose one, Buddhism, Taoism, and Westerners' teaching, you all come and talk about it, what are your powerful skills, as long as you say it well, you will let you do it.

Hariper Boulevard, we have God!

Taoist Dao, we have three clears!

Monks, we have the Buddha!

Haribalda: We have Thor!

Taoist priest: We have Lei Gong Dian Mother!

Monk: We have five powerful thunderbolts roaring Bodhisattvas.

Haribalda: Our slogan is Hallelujah!

Taoist priest: Our slogan is Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!

Monk: Our slogan is, no tooth decay! Oh no, it's Amitabha!

Zhang Youqian pointed at the monks, you, eliminated. The monk was not convinced, and asked, why? Zhang Youqian said, such a simple thing, the answer is not good, if you read the wrong scriptures, Feng Gonggong took the wrong path, is you responsible, or am I responsible?

The monk fell into despair.

Harry Boda and the Taoist priest started a new round of radical changes, what do you have Poseidon the sea god, I also have the Dragon King of the Four Seas, etc., the two compared their respective immortals, but they didn't even distinguish the winner!

Fighting Zhixiao, the Taoist priest suddenly did the opposite, saying, you Western immortals are too chaotic, any messy ~ incestuous things, you can do it, it's immoral!

Haribo is not inferior, and said, your dragon gave birth to nine sons, and the nine sons are different, you say that our immortals are messing around, and your dragon king is not just messing around, that's simply not picky!

These two people were arguing with each other, and finally Haribo was better, he asked a question, which completely stumped the Taoist priest, we Zeus have dozens of sons, how many of your Jade Emperors are there? Zhang Youqian made a decision on the spot, gave three hundred taels of silver to Hariboda, and said, Okay, this scripture, you will read it.

Haripo held the silver ticket in his hand, his eyes were about to fall out, and said, "Okay, okay, okay, don't worry, sir, we will do our best to bless Grandpa Feng to enter heaven."

Zhang Youqian shook his head, making a fuss! How to come casually, how to come, how to come, I don't want to go to heaven, I can do whatever I want, it is best to let his soul get lost, I don't care about this, but there is one point, if the people who come to mourn are unhappy, I will ask you to take back the silver.

With that, he took a few assistant priests to the following to discuss and arrange.

Zhang Youqian and I took part in the money, I sent 666 wen, and Zhang Youqian was not ambiguous, and directly gave 250 wen.

Everyone came to mourn one after another, in addition to the people in the rivers and lakes and the local figures, as well as those who were in debt to the Jiangnan Weaving Bureau, they also cried and came to mourn.

When we came to Kikuso, there were so many people who participated that the mourning hall was placed in the courtyard. An ebony coffin is placed in the center of the mourning platform, and there are white gauze and white curtains everywhere, and the mourning couplets written on white paper and white silk are nothing more than Feng Gonggong's eternal words, and the sound and appearance are like that.

Feng Linggan's body was lying in the coffin.

The prefect of Jinling presided over the memorial service and commented on Feng Linggan's life.

Subsequently, it was the Dharma meeting arranged by Haribo, and everyone saw that Haribo brought a few foreign servants and a few Ming people, dressed in strange clothes, to the courtyard, and they began to discuss. A pair of foreign musicians came to the stage with various musical instruments, followed by people holding percussion and percussion instruments such as suona, bandrum, bangzi, gong, cymbal, etc.

A thin man with a Shanxi accent said, Brother Nian, I have heard that after a person dies, he wants to find a respected and Taoist master to do a 7749-day water and land dojo, but the foreigner's puja, I really see it for the first time, I don't know what tricks I can come up with, I am really looking forward to it!

A man in green clothes said, young brother, you don't know about this. The scriptures that foreigners read are called the Bible!

The thin man said, what is it?

Man in Tsing Yi: Bible!

And the thin man said, I ask thee what it is. (Note)

The man in Tsing Yi waved his hand, and he couldn't communicate with you.

Harry Boda came to the center of the stage, stood up, and said, today, we are pregnant to participate in the memorial service of Feng Linggan's father-in-law, Feng Gonggong is loyal to the country, to serve the court, loyal and benevolent, today to drive the crane west, we are full of misses, for this reason, we have carefully prepared a grand ceremony, dedicated to all of you, please enjoy the foreign drama "Li Er's Sister-in-law Remarried".

Haripo opened his mouth wide, his mouth was full of Hebei accent, at this time, a gust of wind blew, Haripo didn't pay attention, the golden wig was blown away by the wind, revealing black hair, seeing such a nondescript performance, everyone laughed.

At this moment, I suddenly felt that someone was moving in the black coffin!

Note: The two sounds of Shanxi accent are somewhat similar.