Chapter 81: Pretending to be not at home
Brother Long has never seen a little fat man, so he is naturally confused, Zheng Wen knows Zhang Dadao better, and knows that this guy can always have a relationship with some inexplicable people. I didn't see them being able to participate in the exchange meeting, but it was also thanks to Zhang Dadao who fooled Wang Erxiao and them. Thinking of this section, Zheng Wen also spoke: "Brother Long, Sixth Brother, the Great Dao brothers are very skilled, Xu is someone I know again." It's better to go with him first, but it won't work, and it won't take much effort for us to leave. ”
Brother Long nodded and agreed with Zheng Wen's opinion when he heard this, in fact, he also felt in his heart that being able to meet some rich people in more things would be helpful for future shipments. Those who can live in this area must be either rich or expensive.
Zhang Dadao didn't wait for him to agree, he threw the box to Wu Datou, and took the lead towards the place where Xiaopang lived. Speaking of the dead fat house, it is indeed rich, and the little fat man himself lives in a villa with a large area, which can really make those house slaves with huge mortgages and snail dwellers who are not even qualified to carry debts angry.
The villa in front of me is very similar in style to the one in Wang Erxiao's house, it is an extremely modern style, but there is an extra fence outside, and there is a barbed wire fence on it, which looks more like a prison. Zhang Dadao raised his eyebrows, went up and kicked the iron door, and then shouted: "Dead fat house, your heavenly master and grandfather are here, hurry up and open the middle door to greet you!"
This shout shook all directions, and the houses in this area were far enough apart, and there was a large area of greenery to isolate the sound. Otherwise, if you change to another residential area, you will have to be splashed with feces if you don't disturb the people. Wu Datou beside him had already covered his ears, his facial features were wrinkled, and he looked unbearable.
Zhang Dadao waited for a while, not only did he not see any movement, but one of the windows that was originally lit suddenly dimmed, Zhang Dadao's face darkened, knowing that the dead fat man was pretending to be dead, the corners of his mouth twitched and he was about to open his mouth to shout. It was Wu Datou who hurriedly grabbed him, and hurriedly said: "Brother Dao Chief, don't shout, don't shout! There is an electric bell over there, and the sound insulation of this house is good, maybe you didn't hear it." ”
Wu Datou is a smart person, and he didn't tell the truth about the short road, but sent a step over. Zhang Dadao nodded with satisfaction, followed Wu Datou's instructions to the front of the electric bell, looked at it for a while, Zhang Dadao frowned, turned his head and asked Wu Datou, "How is this thing doing? What kind of mess?"
Wu Datou hurriedly came over, illuminated and studied it with his mobile phone for a while, and said, "Yo, it's advanced enough, it's still visible." Just press here!" Wu Datou reached out and pressed it a few times.
Zhang Dadao waited for a while, but there was still no reaction, Brother Long and Zheng Wen all drove over at this time, Zhang Dadao became more and more irritable, and said to Wu Datou: "It's useless, you still have to shout, you must press the wrong one!"
Wu Datou is really afraid of Zhang Dadao, his voice has completely reached the level of deliberate function. Although the voice is not high-pitched, it is extremely penetrating, and it makes people very irritated when they hear it, as annoying as scratching a blackboard with their fingers. Wu Datou hurriedly stopped again: "Dao Chief, don't you have a phone, since it's someone you know, don't you have a phone? If you do, just call one, maybe the person isn't there!" Wu Datou also began to talk nonsense with his eyes open, selectively ignoring the lights he had seen before.
Zhang Dadao was stunned, as if he was convinced, took out his mobile phone and looked for a while, and found Xiaopang's phone. If Xiaopang knew that the phone number he left when he sent the video to Zhang Dadao would cause such trouble, he would definitely give himself a few strokes. Zhang Dadao made a phone call, and after a while, the phone went through. Zhang Dadao said coldly: "Get out and open the door!" Dao Ye wants to spend the night. ”
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"Pretend not to be at home, dead fatty, if you don't come out, I'll drive and crash the door, if I find you inside, Dao Ye will have to boil you and light the sky lantern!" Zhang Dadao gritted his back molars and threatened.
"Ahh Zhang Dadao's face began to turn green, and Liuzi simply laughed, and at this moment, the little fat man hung up the phone.
Zhang Dadao held his mobile phone, and the whole person trembled. Liuzi directly mocked: "Yo, it seems that the person is not here! or let's go! If this is not treated by others, don't be annoying here!"
Brother Long was also a little embarrassed, pulled the sixth son, and said to Zhang Dadao: "Dao Chief, why don't we find a hotel?" There are a few hotels nearby, we make a lot of money today, and I don't need to save money." Brother Long thought that Zhang Dadao had made a mistake in slamming the door, so he opened his mouth to persuade him.
"No! Poor Dao is still spending time with him today! If you don't let this little fat man see the ability of Poor Dao, he won't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has!" Zhang Dadao was very angry, he didn't even have an ID card, and it was unreliable to look at this matter of staying in a hotel. And a group of big men went to live in a hotel, Zhang Dadao felt weird when he thought about it, especially if he was the only one in this group of people who was handsome, if he was suspected of having too heavy taste, Master Tianshi couldn't afford to lose this person!
He secretly said in his heart: [If there are a few handsome people, Poor Dao doesn't mind being misunderstood, this gang of frustrations really can't afford to lose this person!
Zhang Dadao hooked his fingers, took out the compass from his pocket, opened the lid and touched the edge of the lid. Liuzi was the most incompatible with him, and then he said, "Yo, what is this? Can the compass still find the secret way? This game is too much, right?"
Brother Long kicked him and scolded, "Shut up!"
In Brother Long's strange eyes, Zhang Dadao felt a thin wire on the lid of the compass. Wu Datou was surprised: "And this?"
Zhang Dadao triumphantly arrived at the door, stretched the wire into the keyhole and poked it in his head, and said in his mouth: "The real people of the three religions and nine streams are all incomprehensible, and even a lock wants to stop the poor road! Back then, I opened a community with a pack of instant noodles, if I didn't bring noodles, let you see what is capable!"
Brother Long and the others looked at each other, they really didn't know how to reply, a Taoist priest who didn't know the truth would pick the lock, which was a bit beyond their cognition. Only Zheng Wen complained: "The saying of this instant noodle is a little familiar, it seems that I have heard it somewhere." ”
At this moment, with a "click", the lock was really pried open by Zhang Dadao. In Brother Long's group, the expressions of Liuzi and Brother Long were simply terrifying, and they were shocked by Zhang Dadao's versatility!