Chapter 602: A Retarded Ancestor
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After all, the fools who can't figure out the founding ancestors are not many in these years.
There are also rumors that in fact, the emperors of the previous generations of Dosang knew their ancestors, but they did not spread it. As for the reason for not spreading it, it is not known.
I guess it's not a good thing.
After all, the founding emperor was a stupid white sweet. This is how the Tosan Chronicles are recorded, and the devil knows.
The founding emperor's harem is empty, and it is said that it is haunted all the year round, and there is no half a woman.
Later, when he came back to inherit the throne with a child, he left his hands and ran away. That's enough for mental retardation.
In general, Dossan is slightly crooked at the top and crooked at the bottom.
If you really want to say crooked, it's still pitiful today.
After all, he made the most cheating and regretful decision in his life. The pit dad who dared to offend Brother Zhou and attacked Brother Zhou decided.
Even if the heavens warned him, the ancestors didn't stop him.
When His Majesty Tosan's decree was heard out of the palace, it is said that the eunuch who had delivered the message fell from his horse and broke his leg twice on the way.
After finally changing people, walking on the long road, the palace wall suddenly collapsed and smashed people half to death. The holy decree is covered up layer by layer, and there is no gap.
"This is a poisonous decree. "There are secretly rumors in the palace.
This Nima is too mysterious.
The Dosang sacrificial hall over there has not yet been repaired, and the kung fu of passing a decree has not yet left the palace, and the palace wall has fallen several times.
His Majesty Tosan walked around the hall with his hands behind his back, his face was pale, and he walked around the hall angrily, but he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.
"I don't believe it, this world is still your Ye Shizhou's world! Send it, I want to see, this world is my world, who dares to stop me!" The emperor also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, as the king of Dosan, he was offended by Tianwei several times.
What's more, if he doesn't get his face back, I'm afraid that he will spit on the middle.
"Take my pen!" Emperor Tosan waved his hand, even though he had issued seven decrees in a row.
Lao Tzu didn't believe it, and this will can't be sent out of the palace today! The emperor blushed.
In my ears, I don't know if it's a hallucination, but I can only hear a faint word looming in my ears.
Mader is mentally retarded. The old ancestors can't hold you idiot.
The crisp voice made Emperor Tosan stunned for a while. It wasn't until the will came out again that he breathed a sigh of relief and exhaled turbidity.
Sure enough, the seven wills were abolished when they left the palace. There is one that is said to have been taken away by a cat or dog raised by a nobleman.
The emperor stood in the center of the hall with a gloomy face: "Go to the sacrificial hall to prepare incense and candles, and I want to worship the ancestors." ”
The middle-aged emperor is angular, even if he doesn't sit on this throne, he is estimated to be able to eat with his face.
The top of the tower over the sacrificial hall was thundered, and the emperor was not sure.
The ministers of the court had already trembled and knelt down and ran to admit their mistakes, and begged the ancestors to calm their anger. Although, I guess I don't know what happened.
When the emperor entered with a calm face, he saw the majestic hall with a huge hole in it.
The sky is exceptionally blue.
The statues of every emperor of every generation, the statues of the high priest and the goddess of heaven are all in it. It's just that no matter how you look at it, it's a little chilly.
Junior, are you blind with so many warnings? If the statue can roar, I guess he will already salivate when he touches it.
"Your Majesty, the incense and candles are ready. The little eunuch behind him lowered his eyebrows and handed over the fragrant wax.
The emperor looked at the statue of the tallest hall master, his brows furrowed slightly. Hey, his little wood carving is gone. I feel like I'm going to be killed.
"Stand down, all of you. I want to be quiet. The Emperor said casually. Between the eyebrows is an authority that cannot be refuted.
The little eunuch put everything aside, shook his head at the people behind him, and left no one behind, squeaking.
The door to the sacrificial hall was closed.
Shut out the eyes of the subordinates and the ministers.
The emperor's majestic back was fixed for two seconds, and there was no one in the room, and then his whole body suddenly relaxed.
The majesty between the eyebrows dissipated, full of helplessness and depression, like an angry child.
"Oh, my old ancestor, what are you doing! You still don't want me to be the emperor! Ahh
"Don't think I don't know, when I first came to power, you split me all over my body. The courtiers also said that you love me so much that you really want to kill him. "The emperor's resentful appearance is not at all as majestic as usual.
It's almost the same as a puff, and the resentful middle two senses are simply unwanted.
Not to mention, the solemn atmosphere in this hall seems to have really faded. Flooded with .... Full of embarrassment.
"I'll tell you, if you fix me again, I don't deserve this emperor. When the time comes, he shaved his hair and became a monk, so that Tosan has a bye on the throne. Believe it or not, I'm not right?, are you afraid?!" The emperor blushed and had a thick neck, and this self-indulgent appearance ruined the three views.
The appearance of the major statues is alive and well.
No wonder it's closing. Heheda, if outsiders see it, they will be scared to death.
The country has handed over such a mentally retarded person, and the future is worrying. I guess most people are going to be disillusioned.
The emperor was tired of scolding, and gasped for breath. After scolding the ancestors, well, I really feel much better.
Turbulence.
The emperor suddenly trembled all over, as if a chill rushed from the soles of his feet to the Heavenly Spirit Gai, making his whole body tremble.
The eyes widened, the emperor protected his chest with both hands, and his face was terrifying: "I feel that you are going to hack me!"
Last time I was still wearing open crotch pants, you wanted to hack me.
The emperor swallowed his saliva, and after scolding his ancestors, he felt a little unpredictable.
Sure enough, this impulse is a must-drop for the emperor. If you don't make it, you will give it to the ancestors.
The emperor coped with a few sticks of incense, lit it, and extinguished it again.
Ignited, and extinguished.
At this moment, Emperor Tosan suddenly wanted to shoot himself to death. It's over, it seems to be in trouble.
I have always known that this sacrificial hall is extraordinary, and it is not comparable to those bewitching and cheap goods outside. Spirituality is no longer enough to describe.
As the saying goes, there is an old man in the family and a small one, but there are a bunch of them in his family. I don't know if anyone has bought second-hand ancestors.
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I will pay you a whole roast pig when I go back, I also raise a lot of chicken farms, and I will send roast chicken to everyone when the time comes." The emperor's face was covered with cold sweat, and when he calmed down at this moment, his legs were about to tremble.
Emma, what the hell did I do!!
After scolding all my ancestors, can I still live?
Facts have proved that these goods really hold grudges! Especially women who have grown up on a crooked path.