Chapter 22: A Dog Wiser Than a Man
The Howling Dog squats on the ground like a human, with its paws crossed in front of it, as if it were a person meditating.
However, after hearing Zhang Wuwu's footsteps, it immediately opened its eyes and shouted respectfully: "Jade Emperor, you woke up......"
"Are you cultivating?"
Thinking about the actions of the Roaring Sky Dog just now, Zhang Wuwu felt intuitively that it should be cultivating, and he must know that the Roaring Sky Dog body is also a little immortal in the sky.
"That's right, Jade Emperor, a talented and stupid little immortal like me, only by working hard can I transform into a human form one day earlier, and find my master to serve the Jade Emperor......"
No matter what time it is, the roaring dog is very respectful to Zhang Wuwu.
"Cultivation, should I also cultivate?"
"No, Lord Jade Emperor, you are different from Xiaoxian, you just need to awaken, awaken your memory little by little, and find the lost immortals in the world, let them surround you, you are at least the supreme Jade Emperor in the Three Realms!"
The Howling Dog tone was extremely envious.
This is the difference between the Jade Emperor and ordinary immortals, people don't need to cultivate at all, they only need to awaken their own memories, and then the more immortals around him, the faster his immortal power will recover!
And these little immortals, as long as they surround the Jade Emperor, they will also have some adventures.
Just like just now, after meditating by the Jade Emperor's side for only one night, he felt that the effect was better than the previous ten days of cultivation, his luck was really good, he could find the Jade Emperor, I believe he would soon be able to transform into a human!
"Awaken my memory? Could it be that the dream I had last night is the memory of the past?"
Zhang Wuwu quickly thought of a possibility.
This is a very happy thing, and when he saw Xuanguang who got up early in the morning and went to the toilet in a panic, he was suddenly stunned for a moment, and he only felt that this person was a little special.
I can't put that feeling into words, it's very special anyway, it seems that this person, he is very kind and familiar.
This kind of feeling made Zhang Wuwu decide to continue to stay Xuanguang and let him live in a house with him temporarily.
"Ah, my god......"
Suddenly, the door of the bathroom opened suddenly, and that Xuanguang rushed out of the bathroom like a ghost, which made Zhang Wuwu in the courtyard run over at once.
"What's going on?"
"Dog, your dog......"
That Xuanguang looked horrified, and pulled Zhang Wuwu to point to the bathroom, and Zhang Wuwu saw an innocent roaring dog, with wet hands and paws, and in the basin with water, there was actually a piece of clothing!
I saw that the clothes were still very familiar, as if they had been changed from a bath by themselves.
"I saw it with my own eyes, it, it can wash clothes, monsters, no Amitabha Buddha ......"
Xuanguang's words were trembling, he was also afraid, although he ate meat and drank wine and liked girls, but when he was afraid, he still wouldn't forget that he was a monk!
"Oh oh, it's not a big deal, don't you know that dogs are sometimes smarter than people?
Zhang Wuwu patted Xuanguang's shoulder and signaled him not to panic and learn to adapt.
His dog is smarter than a human, so what does it mean to do laundry and housework?
"Howling dog, give, go buy some and come back early, this is the list ......"
Then Xuanguang's heart was shocked again, because he saw with his own eyes that Zhang Wuwu gave the Roaring Sky Dog a basket, and there was a note and a hundred yuan in the basket, and the note had the names of steamed buns, beef noodles, hot dry noodles and other breakfast names written on it.
And the Howling Sky Dog held the basket in his mouth, swaggered out of the yard, and gave Xuanguang a look of contempt when he left, as if he was making a fuss.
The angry Xuanguang was stunned for a long time, and suddenly pulled Zhang Wuwu's hand and complained.
"You say, what kind of eyes does your dog have, I'm a master, the most knowledgeable master who has studied the Dharma, and it's, it's a dog, and it's a dog that actually despises me......?
"I told you, my dog is smarter than humans, and there will be less fuss in the future. ”
This time it was Zhang Wuwu's turn to despise Xuanguang.
When the Howling Sky Dog came back with the basket in his mouth, Xuanguang was completely convinced.
The basket contained hot dry noodles, rice wine, beef noodles, as well as steamed buns and the money recovered, which was not bad at all, and the roaring dog who put down the basket also wagked his tail at Zhang Wuwu obediently.
"Wow, this dog god, what else is it going to do? Quick, tell me ...... quickly"
"Stop talking, eat breakfast, so many delicious foods, can't you stop your mouth?"
Zhang Wuwu patted Xuanguang's head, but he was not polite to him.
Although this Xuanguang is a monk, his personality is not bad, and after getting along with each other for a short time, he feels very familiar, as if he has known each other for many years.
"Hey, thank you!"
That Xuanguang looked at the biggest bowl of beef noodles, and reached out to serve it, but before he could get it in his hand, he felt that his calves were hot, and he looked down to see that it was actually a roaring dog pulling his trouser legs!
"Wow!"
The black line on Xuanguang's face, this dog is simply a sperm!
"Okay, okay, the beef noodles belong to your master, I've never seen such a stingy dog, hum!"
Xuanguang reluctantly put the beef noodles in his hand in front of Zhang Wuwu, and the howling dog that bit his trouser leg really let go of his mouth and wagged his tail at him.
Zhang Wuwu's bowl of beef noodles hadn't finished yet, and the phone in his hand rang.
"Oh, yes, yes, it's my best friend, Jiangcheng No. 1 Hospital, right, okay, I'll be right away......"
Zhang Wuwu couldn't take care of the noodles in his hand, and told Xuanguang that the monkey seemed to have an accident, and he was in a hospital in Jiangcheng at this time, so he should have had an accident last night.
It's quite far from here to a hospital, Zhang Wuwu was just about to call a taxi online, when he heard the sound of kicking downstairs, and Qi Jiayi came down with a bag on her back.
Wearing a white mini skirt, she looked very elegant, but at this time, Zhang Wuwu didn't have the heart to appreciate the beauties at all, just asked Qi Jiayi if she was free and could send them to the side of the road for a ride.
"If you're in a hurry, I can send you!"
It was the first time for Qi Jiayi to see Zhang Wuwu's face so panicked, so there was almost no hesitation, and this sentence was shouted.
"Okay, my friend Monkey, it seems that something happened to him and he was admitted to a hospital, if you can send us there, then thank you very much!"
Zhang Wuwu was not polite, called Xuanguang and Roaring Sky Dog, and immediately got into the car.
Before leaving, I looked around, but I still didn't see any trace of the Jade Rabbit, and I didn't know what was going on?
On the phone, the hospital staff said that someone found the unconscious monkey in the street park this morning, and immediately called the police to send him to the hospital.
That's why I tried to contact him, but as for what happened to the monkey, the hospital didn't say.
When Zhang Wuwu took them together, it took a lot of tongue to find the ward where the monkey lived, but he heard a commotion.
The loud voice was like a quarrel, and I don't know what happened?