Chapter 294: Heaven will descend on Pink Fur
The heavens will descend on Lori, and she must be imprisoned first.
This is Loria's newly concluded conclusion, as if as long as she squats in prison, she can become a great Lori when she gets out.
Now that I think about it, her life is really full of twists and turns, and she has had many strange experiences that are rare for ordinary people...... She has learned how to handle government affairs with the Queen of the Forsaken, has been a governor of a lord, she has been in and out of battle several times and has been chased by the undead, she has had several near-death experiences, and she has actually died once, she has traveled across the world to find friends, and now she is wrongfully imprisoned.
Loria firmly believes that these experiences will become nourishment for herself, and one day she will be pushed to transform.
"Long ears, I feel like I'm about to get great...... It's almost time for me to become a legend. ”
Loria knocked on the iron bar and said to her fellow inmates next door.
"Don't go crazy. ”
Kael'thas rolled over, and the hard plank bed was hard to sleep.
The Blood Elf Prince Kael'thas is Loria's new cellmate, and the two of them occupy the most heavily guarded layer of the prison.
Not long ago, on the orders of Garethus, Kael'thas had built a defensive line on several islands in Lake Lordamere to defend against the forces of the Scourge from the north, but he had diverted most of the prince's forces.
With the help of Naga, Kael'thas was able to resist the onslaught of the Scourge undead, and before he and his people could celebrate their victory, they were suddenly surrounded and disarmed by the human army, and all of them were thrown into prison by Garitharus on charges of colluding with demons and betraying the Alliance.
Both were wrongfully imprisoned, and both Loria and Kael'thas were unable to vent their anger, but the former was aimed at individuals, and the latter was aimed at the entire human race.
"Hey, long ears, what are you going to do when you get out?"
Loria used the leftover crust as a dart to shoot at Kael'thas, knocking the blood elves to their feet.
It's not an exaggerated rhetorical device, but the crust of bread in prison can really be used as a murder weapon.
Loria could tolerate sleeping on the cold floor, but she was driven crazy by the shoddy prison meals...... The guards feasted on all the supplies that floated in the waterways, and only threw them a few hard, moldy breads every day.
"What are you doing!"
Kael'thas yelled at Loria, the two of them were separated only by an iron bar, but the Blood Elf Prince didn't dare to actually lean in.
The effeminate mage was no match for Loria in the place where the Forbidden Enchantment had been cast, and the last time he was attacked by a breadcrust for insulting a pink-haired Lori, he almost broke his hand when he angrily leaned against the railing to pull her hair.
"So I'm asking you, don't the High Elves know the etiquette of conversation?"
"Stupid human! I'm a blood elf!"
"Can you change the race by changing the vest? Then I'm a new human now, and you don't want to anger me because of the fault of the humans. ”
"Stupid ......"
Kael'thas is hit in the forehead by another crust of bread, and he picks up the crust that fell to the ground and starts to fight back.
For the first few days, Kael'thas ignored Loria, and then, like Pink Lori, began to want to talk to someone because of the long prison sentence, so he talked about 'stupid humans' every day.
Loria was naturally not the one who was scolded and didn't fight back, so they attacked each other all day long.
Pink Lori is usually very likable, but she can't get along well with everyone, and some people are born with a bad relationship - she and Kael'thas are exactly like that.
"Do you know what this place is?"
Kael'thas seemed tired, and seemed to realize how boring and humiliating it was to throw bread crusts at each other with a loli, so he stopped, sat down on the ground, and said, "This is Violet Prison, or is it the most heavily guarded place, and you want to get out of here?"
Finally, he added, "If you can get out, of course you will seek revenge on Garethus...... No, I'm going to take revenge on the whole alliance. ”
"Your dreams are big. Loria threw a few more crusts at Kael'thas, "All I have to do is kill the old man who framed me...... If I become the Archbishop of the Holy Light one day, I must establish an Inquisition and burn old men who know magic. ”
The first half of the sentence is very serious, but the second half is Loria's joke.
Who knows what the future holds, she doesn't think that her dreams will come true just because she daydreams of becoming an archbishop, but she is locked up in this dark place, where hatred is always fermenting, and when she is bored, she also fantasizes about how to torture her enemies.
"Archbishop of the Holy Light...... Ugh. ”
Kael'thas laughed, "You're really humorous, has the Forbidden Enchantment burned your brains out?"
The Blood Elf Prince felt that Loria's words were too ridiculous, and how could a Lori sit in this position - at most, like the self-proclaimed archbishop in Stormwind City, he was just deceiving himself behind closed doors.
"Do you know who the last archbishop was?"
Kael'thas was not enough, and continued to taunt Loria, "Alonsus Fao, if this old guy can live for a few more decades, the Scourge will be like a clown in front of him." ”
Loria knew who Fao was, of course, and that his grave was on the hill where the Scarlet Monastery was located, and that she had been there several times...... She wanted to be an ironist about Kael'thas being ruined by the 'Joker'-like undead, but she finally held back.
Some words are enjoyable, but they inevitably form a never-ending hatred, and even if she and Kael'thas don't like each other, there's no need to say anything about it...... It's better not to joke about the country.
Loria rolled her eyes at the Blood Elf, thinking that she wasn't as stupid as she was, and she turned to circle back to her plank bed for a nap, only to be hit in the head by a crust of bread.
Kael'thas laughed loudly at Loria.
Tut!
Pink fur was furious.
"I wonder how Gianna was doing in Theramore?"
Since you can't joke about countries and races, let's turn over the black history and make personal attacks, Loria turned her face to see Kael'thas on her expression, and when she mentioned Gianna, she saw the blood elves look uncomfortable.
"You know her?"
Kael'thas put away his sneering expression and tilted his head to the side.
"I don't know. ”
Loria replied with a grin, and as Kael'thas breathed a sigh of relief, she continued, "But I've heard the story of a blood elf who tried to woo Gianna but was cruelly refused...... Do you want me to tell you?"
Kael'tham's face turned green.
Miss Loria pulled one back, laughing profusely