Chapter 69: An Awkward Opening
"It's finally here, we've been waiting for a long time!" Qin Shuangtong's eyes brightened as he stared at the gradually enlarged shadows. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hey, kill yourself?" Mo Qingfeng stood next to Qin Shuangtong, "I think I can send it back to you as it is!"
"That's right, hand over the Void Stone honestly, maybe we can spare your life!"
"Dare to talk to Miss Ben like this, it seems that you are ready to die again!" This is Xiao Leimi, who has regained his majesty.
"I don't understand so much, anyway, if I see that you are unhappy, I will beat you!" This is Yao Ao, who has exploded in the violent maniac attribute.
"Ahh
"......" Xu Mu looked at the people who suddenly had a second illness in amazement, and felt that his heart was run over by countless *** - what are you doing here?
Just when Xu Mu was thinking about whether he would also drag a sentence of "You are dead" to help the fun, the black shadow at the bottom of the lake suddenly burst out of the water! A huge wave of water rose into the sky, and the water splashed everyone's clothes, but the seven of them were like a reef on the shore, and none of them retreated! The resolute look on their faces did not waver in the slightest-well, except for Xu Mu, he now felt that his heart was spurting blood, because-
"Stupid humans! The world is a river crab!"
With a "boom", the black shadow fell on the opposite side of everyone, splashing a large amount of dust, Xu Mu looked at it, it was really a big crab!
"......" He covered his face helplessly, the opening remarks of such a play made him unable to look directly, not to mention, after listening to the second middle school speech of the crab boss, everyone else was closely united at the moment under the leadership of the captain with Qin Shuangtong and Mo Qingfeng as the core, and launched a brutal mouth cannon spray with the demon beast.
[Well, because the author thinks it's too watery to continue writing dialogues, this paragraph is omitted, please make up for it by yourself - in short, a group of people have vowed to "eliminate traitors for the country", "eliminate harm for the people", "eliminate evil for the world" and so on. γ
In the end, Xu Mu was speechless and found that only he was stunned, and he seemed out of place with other people, so he was angry, damn it, isn't it the slogan of the second middle school? Since everyone is so interested, then I will also go out and sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman!
"In order to prevent the world from being destroyed!In order to maintain the blue and pure world!Xu Mu, the temporary acting captain of the Imperial 1024 Elite Special Combat Team!On behalf of the love and justice of the new generation of mankind!Destroy you!" Xu Mu suddenly spoke up, and made all kinds of shameful movements in conjunction with the words, and for a while, everyone's eyes were focused on him, including the big crab, and the scene that was still foaming just now suddenly quieted down.
[Cough, a harrier enters the forest, and a hundred birds suppress the sound. γ
"Uh..." Xu Mu was embarrassed to freeze on the spot - in the posture of "destroying you on behalf of the moon".
Finally, after a large wave of crows with ellipses finished their flight performance, the boss crab broke the silence again: "You hateful and small human! I am the protagonist of today! I-"
(Clickββ! don't ink, the audience is angry! Hurry up and hit me!)
So under the interference of the will of the universe, the mouth cannon and the commentary in the back were all played at 10 times the speed and fast-forwarded, in short, this big crab swallowed a small fish that inadvertently ate the Void Stone, but due to the suppression of the training ground circle, the power is still the bronze level of the Great Perfection (9000 combat power), so the void only increases the wisdom, so that it can speak and complain, and has enough IQ to make a 3-year-old child's brain teaser, and then everyone starts to fight if they don't agree.
In Xu Mu's taunting voice of "Do you want to fight alone or in a group, pick up a group of us! Beat us up and beat you a!", the big crab used the skill "Crab Throwing Seeds", and instantly took out a large wave of crab eggs from the crotch, and these round balls grew in the wind, and quickly turned into a large number of bronze 1-2 small crabs, so that the identities of the besieged party and the besieged party were reversed in an instant, which not only made Xu Mu accept the FLAG in seconds, but also made everyone fall into the siege of the "crab sea".
The most important thing is that it is rare for Xu Mu to sacrifice 5 temporary fashion points, wanting to experience the feeling of being a villain, but he was slapped in the face at the speed of light, making him feel that he couldn't hang up on his face - and this psychological activity was also captured by the system Min (fan) Rui (jian), and then it thought that Xu Mu was too ~~ not handsome this time, so it permanently deducted these 5 points. Although 5 points is just a drizzle in terms of values, this is the first time he has been permanently deducted from the fashion value, thinking about the first time he actually gave a big crab, Xu Mu felt that he was really in a groove and could not be in a groove anymore.
"Senior sister, I'll leave the big one to you, let's deal with the small one!" Xu Mu saw that Qin Shuangtong and Mo Qingfeng didn't speak, and he understood that the time had come for him to exercise his acting command, so he didn't hesitate and quickly made a deployment, "Everyone pay attention to saving star power, and don't use your skills as much as possible, especially Lao Bai, you must keep your transformation!"
"Understood!" a few of them replied.
"Okay!" Xu Mu pointed at You Youyou again, "Youyou, haven't you always wanted to learn skills from me? I'll teach you one now-learn to cook with me: Wushuang BGM!"
Yes, Xu Mu taught her the BGM when she randomly chose a one's advantage in various Musou series. As a special martial artist who is proficient in sound ability, You Youyou can not only simulate any sound, but also have no problem mixing a variety of voices, and it is very simple for her to perfectly restore various BGMs, and because it is just an imitation of sound, the consumption of star power is almost negligible, so Xu Mu feels that compared to the "Ah Woo" and "Soul Suppression Divine Sound" of Gao Lan Yuan, using various BGM to add BUFF to the team is the correct way for her to open it- This can be seen from the current battle situation, with the bonus of BGM, the mowing speed of several people has evolved from a sickle to a combine harvester. Of course, the only thing that is a little embarrassing is that Xu Mu's teaching is so complete that from time to time, the voices of "Xiao Leimi 50 Crab Chop!", "Xu Mu 100 Crab Chop!" and "Shame on the enemy, I will take off her clothes!" (after killing the bronze second-order crab) would pop out of You Youyou's mouth.
On the other side, Mo Qingfeng and Qin Shuangtong also fought very easily - although this big crab has a comprehensive combat power of 9,000 points, its attack power and attack methods are really lacking, except for brandishing two giant claws to clamp left and right, I haven't seen it conjure up any new tricks - originally, the boss body that can recruit the little brother is generally weak, which is also in line with the basic law.
However, in the face of such a weak BOSS, the two of them failed to achieve any substantial results, because the only thing that this big crab is worthy of the word BOSS is its defense - in fact, all the talent points of this product are added to defense, and a hard carapace is not good, even if Qin Shuangtong smashes its thinnest claws with a giant hammer, it is useless, let alone Mo Qingfeng's battle knife. The end result is a stalemate between the two sides, and no one can help the other.