"Seeing such a big sun, senior brother, I am relieved!"

Chen Qiming sat on the rostrum in the playground, looking at the rows of green shirts below, practicing the military posture facing the sun, sweating like rain, very emotional, and very pretending to be forced. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Chen Zhengqian sat next to him, feeling that this thing was simply dying, and he thought to himself, even if he didn't forget it, why did he say it! This is the rhythm of being cut into eighteen pieces in a minute and thrown into a public toilet to flush into a septic tank!

However, the few students around him who heard him not only did not refute, but nodded in agreement.

Damn, the world is terrible!

But seriously, seeing the freshmen juniors and sisters basking in the sun during military training on the playground, Chen Zhengqian also said in his heart that he was really happy, wahahahaha!

Ten minutes ago, Chen Zhengqian had just finished class, and then he met Chen Qiming, who had also just finished class.

When this guy saw Chen Zhengqian, he leaned over and said with a lewd face: "Brother Qian, is you free later?"

Chen Zhengqian asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

"Come on, let's go to the playground to watch the military training of the younger brothers and sisters!"

"I'm not going, I'm going to go by myself!" Chen Zhengqian refused at first, he couldn't say that if you told me to go, I would go.

Chen Qiming persuaded bitterly: "Don't be like this, young man, come on! Everyone is really cool together!"

A girl passing by heard the conversation between the two and immediately cast a contemptuous look.

Chen Zhengqian is very aggrieved, hey, classmates, it's really not what you think!

So Chen Zhengqian suddenly said angrily: "Cool your sister! It's just military training, it's every year, what's so good!"

But this guy didn't know anything about himself, and he was still excited: "I specially prepared a big watermelon, chilled, guaranteed to have fun!"

Chen Zhengqian said that he was speechless, Ma Dan, a person immersed in his own world, it was really terrifying!

After he finished speaking, he complained: "Damn, you're not afraid of being beaten to death!"

"I came into this world with no intention of coming back alive. ”

As a result, this guy shook his hair very forcefully, looked up at the sky, and there seemed to be Xiang in the corner of his eye: "Even if I die and am nailed to the coffin, I will shout in a rotten voice in the tomb - kill them to death for Lao Tzu!"

"......", Chen Zhengqian didn't want to speak.

It seems that from the sophomore to the senior year, this guy has always been very interested in the military training of his younger brothers and sisters, is this what people often say, people who have had painful memories will always want to pass on these painful pains to others, and then they will feel inexplicable pleasure when they see others as miserable as themselves?

What a hentai idea!

Sitting in the audience on the rostrum, Chen Qiming crossed Erlang's legs and sighed: "Ah, without hard training, how can these dolls who grew up in the greenhouse understand the hard-won happiness of life now." ”

"Ma Dan, it seems to be true, how do I remember when you were in the military training, you joined the soy sauce team at the beginning?" Chen Zhengqian exposed him without giving face.

As a result, this guy was too thick-skinned, and he was not ashamed, but instead said: "What's wrong with the soy sauce team, we have also survived the soy sauce team to the end, it is much better than those who pretended to be sick and evaded military training from the beginning! Also, we are not a soy sauce team, we are a strategic armed logistics company!"

Chen Zhengqian looked at him with disdain.

Chen Qiming didn't seem to feel that it was too much, so he stood up directly and shouted loudly to the freshman training corps below who was shouting one-two-one: "Come on, junior brothers and sisters, senior brothers are optimistic about you!"

In an instant, hundreds of curious eyes mixed with murderous aura shot in the direction of Chen Qiming, accompanied by a lot of laughter.

it!

Chen Zhengqian couldn't wait to cover his face, so he fled to the side, not daring to say that he knew him.

There were more than 5,000 freshmen on the field, and one person came up to slap him, and it is estimated that he will have to spend the second half of his life in a wheelchair. Or after the beating, send it directly to the kind that is burned to ashes, anyway, it will be a waste of medical expenses.

Chen Zhengqian can't wait to tell others, I really don't know this guy!

"Damn, it's so much fun!"

After this guy shouted, he was full of interest, "I wanted to do this when I was a sophomore, and I didn't have a chance until my senior year, and now I'm finally satisfied!"

Chen Zhengqian had a wooden face, and he was no longer able to complain: "Do you still know that you are a senior? Aren't you afraid that the school will give you a punishment or something, and then withhold your graduation certificate and not issue it to you?"

Chen Qiming smiled and said, "No, it's a big deal, it's not that serious, right?"

Chen Zhengqian didn't speak, but he was laughing secretly in his heart, damn, look at how arrogant you are!

On the playground below, in the military training phalanx of the Foreign Language Academy, there was a ten-minute break.

Xu Shanshan suddenly touched Pei Chuying's arm, pointed her finger at Chen Zhengqian in the stands not far away and asked, "Eh, Chuying, look at it, is that the senior who sent you to the dormitory last time?"

Pei Chuying looked at her hand and said uncertainly: "It should be, it's too far away, I can't see it clearly." ”

"Let's go, let's go over and have a look!" Without waiting for Pei Chuying to refuse, Xu Shanshan pulled her to stand up and ran over under the pretext of going to the toilet.

When Chen Zhengqian saw the two of them, he was also a little surprised, and greeted with a smile: "Hello two junior sisters, what a coincidence, I saw you again." ”

Xu Shanshan was much more extroverted than Pei Chuying, and asked with a smile: "Hello senior, the weather is so sunny today, why do you have time to come here?"

Pei Chuying stood aside, a little shy and didn't speak, just watched quietly.

Chen Zhengqian couldn't say, "I'm here to see you suffering", right?

I had to say vaguely: "Well, I just came to pass by, so I sat down and took a look." By the way, you're used to it, right?"

Xu Shanshan wiped the sweat with her sleeve and complained: "It's okay, but the weather here is really sunburned, and I have left so much sweat in just a while, it is estimated that after the military training, I will announce that I have lost weight successfully!"

Chen Qiming, this guy, watched Chen Zhengqian and the two interact on the side, and finally found an opportunity to interject: "The sun is so shining, don't you bring water?"

"I forgot, I wasn't ready for the first day. Xu Shanshan glanced at him, but she didn't have a good face for him, but she saw him shouting that sentence in the stands just now.

Poor guy didn't know that he had already been sentenced out of the game before he started to start flirting with his sister, and he was bent on being courteous, patting his chest and saying, "I'll buy it!"

Chen Zhengqian thought for a while, threw his meal card to him, and said, "Okay, go to the shop in the commercial street below to carry two boxes of drinks, and ask a few more boys to accompany you, the students of both classes are there, and there are two instructors." ”

Chen Qiming saw that he didn't have to spend his own money, and he still had the opportunity to show his face in front of his junior sister, so he immediately ran down happily, asked the instructor for a few boys, and went to buy drinks and soda together.

"Thank you, senior!" Xu Shanshan smiled happily, and Pei Chuying also thanked her, feeling embarrassed, and let the senior break the bill again.

At noon, after the morning military training for freshmen, there was suddenly an additional post on the campus post bar - Chen Qiming, a stinky and shameless little bitch.

The topic is: "On the first day of military training, I hereby present a wave of benefits!"

Then the content of the post is that he is standing in front of the military training team, eating ice cream in a bewitching ecstatic posture, well, full marks for ventriloquism!

In the background is the snickering of the junior sisters, the helplessness of the junior and younger brothers, and the expression of the instructor who wants to cut people.

Many people almost burst out laughing when they saw the picture.

"Damn, it's crazy, for such a landlord, I just want to say four words - well done!"

"It's not good for the landlord to be like this, it's going to bring bad brothers and sisters, what if they do the same next year? But I also want to say four words to the landlord - do a good job!"

"The senior dog said that he was very pleased, and the landlord did a good job!"

"The sophomore party sent a congratulatory telegram, come on, junior brothers and sisters, senior brother will accompany you to eat watermelon in the stands! By the way, the landlord has done a good job!"

“……”

The freshmen are naturally very unhappy, Ma Dan, we are working hard in the sun, and there are still people running to gloat, it's too inhumane!

So someone replied in the post:

"Senior brother, if you are like this, there will be no sister paper who likes you!"

"Senior brother, don't be like this, we can still be friends!"

"Look at other people's senior brothers, and then look at our senior brothers, the gap is really Nyima!"

Well, the picture is a photo of Chen Zhengqian handing a soda to his junior sister, which is estimated to have been secretly taken by a girl next to him, and then circulated among them in the group.

The "senior brother of other people's family" referred to here is naturally Chen Zhengqian, and "our senior brother" is undoubtedly Chen Qiming's classmate.

Chen Qiming, who was still complacent about his proud masterpiece, almost squirted a mouthful of old blood on the screen when he saw this picture. The refreshment in my heart turned into full of grief and indignation, and finally turned into a few words-

"Labor and management are really hairy crabs!"