Chapter 111: Mu Niang Provincial Relatives (Doctor Empress Dowager II)

"Puff-" Qin Shuangtong couldn't help laughing-this time the sense of déjà vu is really strong, wasn't he forced to confess like this by his mother when he first went home before?

"Stinky girl, what are you laughing at!" Qin Dantong glared at his sister angrily, and then when he turned back to face Hao Yin, his face had already collapsed, "That... It's like this..."She lowered her head in frustration, as if she was a confessing prisoner, "After I broke through the third order of silver this time, that ability has increased again, not only living things, but now even dead things can be cursed... As soon as I got out, I complimented on how good-looking the towers of the camp were, and then... It collapsed in less than half an hour... So the bigwigs in the military department agreed that the only way to keep the others safe was to keep me at home, and then they approved me to go home, and then called me back when necessary..."

Hao Yin: "......"

Qin Shuangtong: "......"

Listening to Qin Dantong's depressed description, the mother and daughter were a burst of waterfall sweat - I'm dripping obediently! Daughter/sister, are you going to heaven! Wait, her ability has been upgraded, so is the "family" attribute of the two of us still protective? They thought about it, and suddenly there was a creepy feeling, and even Lily and Vivian, who were in charge of the special effects, began to tremble, causing the "crow" and "ellipsis" to do Brownian motion when they flew over-no way, but the master has always liked us very much! Could it be the rhythm of death this time? The two demon beasts thought.

"Ahem... That little Dan..."

"Sister... I have something to ask..."

"I know what you want to say..."Qin Dantong said with a wry smile, "Don't worry, my ability is still ineffective on you, no, on everyone and things with our family nature, I tried it at the mouth of the alley just now-uh... Don't look at me with that look, of course I didn't dare to experiment with the house directly, I just praised the newly installed gate for its beauty, you see, isn't it okay now?" she said, gesturing to the gate behind her.

Well, although the narrator-kun would like to say that it would be a miracle if a few cracks suddenly appeared in the gate at this time, the author still didn't want to write this personification of the cameo god too miserably, at least he still gave her a sense of peace and stability at home - under the gaze of three people plus two demon beasts and five pairs of eyes (Vivian also used ultrasound to detect cracks233), Damina-kun still stood firm and unshaken.

"Huh-" Including Qin Dantong, everyone secretly breathed a sigh of relief, if this level can't be passed, I really don't know how to play happily together in the days to come.

"By the way, I also have something I want to ask," Qin Dantong saw that the previous topic was finally revealed, and immediately picked up the next topic, after all, she just went home today and had embarrassing conversations again and again, and she couldn't hold her face, this time, she decided to ask a more normal topic, "I remember that Lily and Vivian were fostered in someone else's house after I left, why did they pick it up this time?"

"Yes, I want to ask about this too," Qin Shuangtong echoed as he pointed to his clothes soiled by pork rib soup, "If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have been so embarrassed." ”

"Woo..." Lily roared in a low voice at Qin Shuangtong, obviously expressing a strong condemnation - that bowl of meat was obviously made for me! Obviously I was the first! You came to rob it and blame me, I have never seen such a brazen person, old lady!

"Squeak-" Vivien protested as she stood on the former's head, raising her little wings to help her teammates.

The topic is finally normal! Qin Dantong secretly admired his wit.

However... If you "abnormal creatures" are all normal, then the readers will still "see" and hear! How else can the author of this "record" write—— Narrator said.

So, just as the eldest lady of the Qin family gradually turned from hope to despair, Hao Yin's expression was embarrassed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Uh... Ahem..."

"Mom... Just tell the truth... We know..."Qin Shuangtong raised her hand weakly, and had completely given up struggling - since today is destined to be an embarrassing topic meeting, it will be embarrassing to concentrate on this day. "We, your daughter, listen to the truth. ”

"Hey... Okay, I see," Hao Yin sighed resignedly, "Actually, the main reason is Vivian. ”

"Hey, she?" the two sisters looked at the little bat in confusion.

"Squeak-" Seeing that she was at the intersection of problems, Vivien hid in Lily's fluff.

"Don't think that you can get away with selling cuteness!" Hao Yin said angrily, "You should all have a habit before her... No, what's wrong?"

"Love to throw away the family's money?"

"Yes, that's right!" she nodded viciously, "Not long ago, it broke through to the Bronze Rank, and this ability has also evolved!"

"Hey?" Qin Shuang's pupils were startled, "Could it be that ... My previous $1,000?"

"That's right, this is the evolution effect of that ability—as long as Vivian is close to where the money is stored—including the warrior's tattoos, ordinary bank cards and passbooks, and even the safe, all of which will be inexplicably deducted," Hao Yin said this, also feeling a little toothache, but still patiently explained," And this ability will also take effect passively, the owner of the foster home before was accidentally dropped on the bank card by Vivian to sleep, and then went to the bank the next day to find that all the money in it was gone, he immediately printed the flow details, and found that it was all lines of 'Your bank card lost 1 yuan for unknown reasons'... You say, if this kind of thing happens, who would dare to raise it, and even Lily was turned away, so there was no choice but to take it back. ”

Qin Dantong: "......"

Qin Shuangtong: "......"

"Sister, when you bought Vivien back then, were you really sure it was just an ordinary pet-type monster?"

「... I may have a fake pet... Tsk, I'm glad I didn't touch the storage tattoo when I first came back to pick it up..."

The two sisters spit out to each other in embarrassment, and at the same time opened their bodies slightly sideways - they must not put their backs on this goods in the future!

Of course, Vivian didn't care so much, she still dutifully completed the special effects task, and flew over with a "whoosh" - only this time everyone could clearly see that it was flushed red.

However, in the face of the old partner's professionalism to continue the performance even if she was ashamed of herself, Lily expressed strong opposition, because Vivian, who was in charge of playing the crow, only needed to fly once, but she was forced to throw marbles six times every time by a mysterious force, not to mention that she had just thrown a "non-directional wandering magic ball", and if she continued to do this, her claws would have to cramp.

"Ahem, okay, the second question," Anyway, it's already like this, and Qin Dantong is also out of the way, "Xiaoshuang, what is the reason why you came back so early this year?

"Hey~!Don't say it~!" Hao Yin spread her hands after hearing this, "This matter is not embarrassing to me, but it may not be for you~!"

"Oh, I want to hear it!" Qin Dantong looked at his sister curiously.

"Sister, I'm sorry for you..."Qin Shuangtong lowered his head and repeated the previous experience again, "It's all because I didn't listen to you..."

"Hey... You, you..."Qin Dantong sighed hatefully, "Sister is from here after all, and she knows what virtues those stinky men are, so I agreed with you not to be in a hurry to fall in love, and now I finally have a long memory, right? Yu Youming, right? I'm sure I'll go to him after a while—it's not that I don't believe in your junior, it's better to take revenge or come in person, hmph! Dare to bully my sister, and want to hurt my father, see if I don't milk him to death!"

"You've got it!" Hao Yin didn't give her eldest daughter face at all, and didn't hesitate to hit the critical damage, "What about people and stinky men, I'm embarrassed to mention your black history, you better review yourself first!"

"Cut! That's not because they're all cowards!" Qin Dantong pursed his lips disdainfully, "I don't even have the consciousness to go to the hospital for me, and you dare to say that you love me?"

"Hmm... Mom, why do I feel that what my sister said makes sense, but I am speechless..."

"Uh... No way, let's just do it at this time..."

"Understood..."

And so—

Hao Yin: "......"

Qin Shuangtong: "......"

Vivien: "Squeak (fruit) squeak (yet) squeak (yes) squeak (to) squeak (fly) squeak (ah)-"

Lily: "Wang (mud) Wang (cute) Wang (dirt) Wang (Le)!" The body is controlled to throw marbles.

Narrator: Let us strongly condemn the author's use of ellipses to count the words—Oops! It hurts! I was wrong, the creator god! This is a method of writing, how can it be counted as water? Readers, you say yes, right?

"Okay, okay, you two go clean up - especially Xiaoshuang, go take a shower and change into clean clothes, and I'll make you some more good food... Belch... Vomit-" Hao Yin clapped her hands and made a small summary speech, erasing the previous embarrassing atmosphere, but just as everyone was about to disband, she suddenly bent over and vomited.

"Mom, what's wrong with you?"

"Do you want to call a doctor... No, how can you still get sick with your mother's cultivation? Xiaoshuang, did your mother eat the poisonous stinky tofu you gave to your father before?"

"It's impossible? I sent it directly to my dad - besides, my dad only ate half of the poison formula, and without the other half, the poison wouldn't work at all, and he was fine, and mom couldn't have been poisoned. ”

"Don't guess - vomit - cough, cough, huh-" Hao Yin breathed a sigh of relief and gestured to the two daughters who rushed over in a hurry, "Actually... It's me who is pregnant..."

Qin Dantong: "......"

Qin Shuangtong: "......"

The sisters looked at their mother in shock, as if they knew her for the first time, and they were indifferent to the tragedy of the two monsters behind them - they saw that the topic was developing towards "I only say the following six points", and wanted to escape, but Vivien was forced to change the direction of flight and hit the beam directly, and Lily couldn't land on her forelimbs due to her "six consecutive swings of her claws in the air", and fell firmly into the mud.

"Ahem... Don't look at me like that..."Hao Yin's face flushed with red clouds, "Your father came back two months ago... That's it... Well, I think you'll have another sister soon..."

"Mom... You're amazing... No... It's you and your dad who are so powerful..."Qin Dantong gave a thumbs up.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm

It's no wonder that the two sisters are so surprised, on the Seven Star Continent, there is an iron rule, that is, no matter how high the cultivation level is and how strong the strength is, it cannot play any role in adding fertility, which means that the best reproductive age for human beings will still not exceed 35 years old. Not only that, but once you reach the Golden Level, it becomes extremely difficult to conceive offspring. For example, Old Man Xiao and Qiao Yunzi, even if the two of them have a long lifespan, and even the latter can maintain their youth, it is no longer possible to let them have children. This is probably a kind of restriction imposed by the power of the world on all living beings living within it, otherwise a golden couple would have no problem giving birth to a squadron of offspring. Therefore, two old couples who are nearly fifty years old can still give birth to a new life, I have to say that it is really powerful.

"Okay, don't make fun of me, it just so happens that both of you are back this time, so take care of me," Hao Yin gently stroked her lower abdomen, and the brilliance of motherhood erupted, "I wanted to surprise you, but I didn't expect it to be exposed~!"

"Haha! Great! Mom, does the little sister have a name?" Qin Shuangtong asked.

"Well, it's been taken a long time ago," Hao Yin nodded, "It's called Qin Shantong." ”

"Good name!" Qin Dantong clapped his hand, "Mom, you might as well continue to work hard with Dad!

"Dead girl!

"Hahaha..."The three of them looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

"Hmm... In order to celebrate the arrival of the third sister, I decided to write a book to celebrate!" Qin Dantong said suddenly.

"Oh?

"Hehe..." she glanced at Lily and Vivien, who were still in a state of confusion after wrestling/hitting the wall behind her, and then looked at Hao Yin, "That's a... Landlord and tenant stories..."

"Really, then we'll wait and see~!"