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www.mpzw.com) When camping in a dangerous wetland, she should always be vigilant even when she sleeps, even though Loria has always slept very hard.

In the cramped and cramped cabins, the constant shaking of the hull and the constant noise on the deck made it difficult to sleep, although Loria still slept soundly.

After a long journey, the three of them who entered the civilized society again, and lived in a quiet and comfortable hotel, invariably lost sleep.

"It's too quiet to sleep. Anne, who had a bed to herself, tossed and turned, still unable to sleep, and muttered quietly.

Alice took over and said, "It's a waste of showers, it's better to be in the wild." ”

Loria, who was squeezing around with Alice to grab space, said, "Let's chat." ”

Twittering.

"I'm going to tell you a bedtime story. In the process of small talk, Alice, who finally gave up the strange self-proclaimed "so-and-so", said: "My father told me about it when I was a child. ”

It's really surprising that such an Alice can have such a girlish side, whether it is Anne or Loria, it is hard to imagine what Alice would be like when she was a child, and what kind of experience can make her grow so crooked.

The room fell silent, and the two Lori, who lit the candles, began to wait for the girl's story.

"A long, long time ago. Alice said after a moment of recollection.

"The beginning of the vulgar. Loria complained.

Patting Loria on the head to signal her not to intervene, Alice continued: "There is a girl named Xanderella who lives with a relative. ”

[This name is so familiar] Loria squeezed her eyebrows at Anne and gestured [Then she was bullied by her cousins]

Anne nodded her head to indicate that it must be so.

"She lives happily with her cousins. Alice's story seems to be a little different, which intrigues the two Lori, and she continues: "One day there was a ball in the royal palace, and the cousins gave up all their beautiful clothes to Cinderella, and they themselves wore only ordinary clothes"

Shaking off Alice's hand, Loria protested: "This is not scientific! The heroine's opening must be sad!

"Protests are ineffective. While suppressing Loria, Alice said lightly.

Anne, attracted by the strange plot direction, became a little interested, and she urged Alice to continue.

The story begins again.

"Just then, a witch appeared, and she cast a curse on the girl that she would be naked at midnight!" Alice's eyes widened, trying to add some oppression to the story.

“”

Is the witch the villain, bring back my pumpkin cart and crystal slippers, bastard, besides, what kind of curse can make people naked!", Loria, who was forbidden to speak, complained in her heart.

So Cinderella and her cousins went to the ball happily, and at nearly midnight Centerella, remembering the terrible curse, had to leave, and she lost one of her shoes in her haste. ”

What kind of god turn is this, and there seems to be a missing role, Loria continued to complain in her heart. And Anne finally couldn't help but ask, "What about the prince?"

After making a gesture of calmness, Alice tells the end.

The prince, who had planned to find the princess at the ball, found nothing, and as he left in despair, he accidentally found Cinderella's shoes. Then the prince sent someone to find the owner of the shoe, and from then on Cinderella and the prince lived a blushing and heart-beating life. ”

"May I ask a question?" asked Loria as she raised her hand.

Alice, who had already finished the story, nodded in agreement.

"The prince has never seen the main character in the story, why did he choose her to be the princess?" asked Loria, and Anne was equally puzzled.

Alice showed an expression of how stupid you are, and she smiled and said, "I asked my dad the same thing when I was a child, but it's stupid that you don't understand when you're so old." ”

"Huh? then?" x2

Alice straightened her chest and said with a look of pride that I have knowledge and pride: "Of course it's because the prince is a foot fetish!"

“”

For a while, the sky was thundering, and the two Lori, who were trembling by the thunder's branches, finally understood how Alice grew like this.

The perverted world is so hard to understand, and the broken girl's heart can't stick anymore.

"Slept. ”x2

Extinguishing the candles, the two Lori, whose childhood was destroyed, had no interest in continuing, and fell asleep.

Education starts with the child, these are the words that keep lingering in Loria and Anne's minds before they fall asleep

The world of Azeroth is a marvelous place where civilizations and wild borders are intertwined.

Interestingly, the closer you are to the center of a civilized race, the weaker the beasts and monsters are, and conversely, the farther away you are, the stronger they are. It's hard to say whether the original pioneers chose a relatively safe environment to develop civilization, or whether civilization drove away overly powerful creatures because of the development of civilization?

However, even in the Elwyn Forest, where only the weakest wildlife wanders, the average person with no training can move an inch. The ubiquitous wolves in the forest and the fish-men that infest the village from time to time are a deadly threat to them.

Travelers who dare to go on the road alone must have two brushes, this is the consensus of the people living here. Therefore, even if the combination of a girl and two loli seems very unreliable, Loria and her party are often commissioned by the locals.

They are all small and chaotic commissions for delivering letters, gathering herbs, searching for lost items or hunting wild animals, and the rewards given are quite small, often only a few copper coins.

Perhaps Alice seems to be the oldest and strongest (and is, in fact), and people usually ask her for commissions, while the silver-haired girl has never ignored requests with indifference.

Alice wasn't in a good mood at the moment, and she was still messing around about the unpopularity of her fairy tale last night.

Why can't a fairy tale be so funny and educational? The girl is troubled, and she is a little dissatisfied that her partner (Loria) is not good enough to taste.

Alice felt that she was rational and sensible, as evidenced by the fact that she was not fully educated by her father. She believes that most of her father's educational content is undesirable and perverted. For example, insults and femdom, such as attacks against magical girls who only exist in legends.

Alice is only interested in cute objects, for which she even fell out with her father and ran away from home, and in the aimless wandering of Northrend, she accidentally fell into the glacier and was frozen.

To this day, Alice still hasn't figured out how many years she has been asleep, and when she wakes up by chance, she even remembers what she was thinking before she fell asleep. She had tried to go home and have a look, but was chased out by a group of powerful guards.

The world has become different from the impression, for example, the continent has become two.

After months of studying in a village, Alice begins to grow impatient, and Northrend's human style is fierce, which is very inconsistent with the elegant and lovely aesthetic of a girl.

She decided to go far away.

Alice's memories are interrupted.

The Elvin Grizzly Bear, a wild creature that had been captured as a substitute mount, was suddenly stopped, and even if it was temporarily subjugated to Alice's force, the trio had to make a detour to the East Valley Lumberyard to buy a horse for easy travel.

A young man stood in the middle of the way, anxiously pleading, "I'm Totomi Makoren of Makran Farm, kind young ladies and kind, for the sake of the Light, please help me." ”