Chapter 3 Chinese ~kungfu!
"That's it!"
Alice, who was riding Harley on the desert road, shouted at Mo Ye who was wearing her upper body, because the latter's hand had already consciously touched her belt.
This kid is very upright, but it's just ......
This is too much, isn't it......
Alice's heart is in a mess, what happened to this today......
First, they received a high frequency of distress signals, and then when they arrived, they didn't know what kind of robbers washed the shelter with gasoline. Well, yes, it's equivalent to a bloodbath! These days, gasoline is even higher than human life in some places.
Then I saw this strange survivor in front of me, and his clothes were incredibly clean. And it's unfortunate that he's actually a Celestial Empire who speaks bad English, how did this kind of person appear in the desert of North America?!
However, seeing that there was no one nearby, and the person in front of her didn't have a car, Alice thought about it and felt that she should help him.
Because Alice had received a signal from a convoy of survivors before, she planned to take Mo Xie to a convoy to drop off, and by the way, she could also get some news about gasoline and food.
"Oh. ”
In fact, Mo Ye was just making a show, he wasn't ready to take off his pants, so when he heard the words, he slowly put the clothes in his hand back on.
"do_you_have_any_ms," Alice asked, but then she reacted and added in an unskilled Chinese, "Belongings?"
Alice gestured, trying to show what she meant, but this woman's sign language level 4 must not have passed, and Mo Ye didn't understand it.
Looking at Mo Ye's dazed expression, Alice was playing tricks on her back and frowning on her back, and she > "How did this guy survive here?!" Alice's eyes were full of doubt, "Didn't he communicate with the locals before the end of the biochemical apocalypse?!"
However, at this time, the more "unprofessional" Mo Xie is, the more comfortable Alice can help him - after all, if Mo Xie is an employee of the umbrella company, he will never be so bad.
Helpless, Alice had to point to the package in her car, then to Mo Ye, and finally made a move to let him bring something into the car.
"i_see, i_see~" Mo Ye finally understood, at this time he really missed Lin Ming inexplicably, at least if Lin Ming was here, communication would not be a problem at all.
Mo Xie trotted behind a large leeward boulder on the side of the road, and after avoiding Alice's gaze, he took out a backpack and the 'Huolin Sword' wrapped in strips of cloth from the necklace space, and in the backpack were several bottles of "blood medicine" (3 bottles of 200 points, on sale ~) and some bottled water and compressed biscuits (made_in_a).
"all_roght~" When Mo Ye came out from behind the stone with two things on his back, Alice threw him a pair of roller skates and a thick rope, one end of which was already tied to the trunk of the motorcycle.
Alice motioned for him to put on a roller skate and then grabbed the rope and let the motorcycle take him, after all, it was a first-time person, and Alice didn't dare to let Mo Ye sit on the back seat of the motorcycle.
"......" Mo Ye was a little speechless when he saw this posture, but he didn't say anything, it was better to be dragged by a motorcycle in roller skating than to fly with mental power under the scorching sun of the desert - that would be done, and people would do it.
"What's_this" Alice glanced at the long strip-like object on Mo Xie's back, although she had probably guessed what it was, but still asked.
This is a temptation, if Mo Ye lies at this juncture, waiting for Alice will make him suffer some hardships on the road - such as stepping on the gas pedal in an instant......
"this_is_a_sword" Since he took it out, Mo Ye didn't intend to hide it, and the reason why he wrapped it in strips of cloth was only because he couldn't find a suitable scabbard for a while. (It's rare that Mo Xie still remembers the English word for 'sword'...... )
"Wow......" Alice didn't say anything more, but a pistol appeared in her hand, signaling Mo Xie to hang honestly behind her and not play any tricks, otherwise......
“ok…… ok...... "Mo Ye waved his hand again and again, after all, the one in front of him was his "God of Wealth", and as the protagonist, she was the main person who triggered the plot. And......
Ever heard of "Alice's Kiss"?
That's a deadly move...... (As for why, you know.) )
"Boom~!"
Harley's engine was not ordinarily strong, it was so powerful from the start, Rao is Mo Ye's body was still almost unbalanced despite being weakened a lot by the Holy Book at this time, and he didn't roll out on his side by relying on his telekinesis.
Nima...... Is this a method that people have come up with?!" Mo Xie complained in his heart about Alice's method of "dragging" him, "Do you think this is surfing?!"
In fact, this pose is the legendary "real crane tail......
However, Alice obviously didn't know how bad her solution was, because her first test was now hanging securely from the back of the motorcycle, and the effect made Alice nod her head in her heart:
"Yes, that's a good idea!
But what she didn't know was that the guy hanging from the back of her car was no longer human......
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Mo Ye was touched by the tail of the crane for about an hour......
"Squeak~!"
Alice suddenly hit the brakes!
"fu-ck-!" Alice cried out as if she had come to her senses after stepping on the brakes!
She had just seen a dilapidated gas station, and then she had a beautiful "tail brake" according to her usual driving style!
The action is very handsome, but she forgot for a while and dragged a person behind her!
Alice couldn't help but cover her face at the thought of this sudden braking action - she really didn't dare to look at the tragic situation after Mo Ye was thrown out......
She knew her speed, and an ordinary person falling from a car at such a speed would definitely be a tragic death, and it would be an unrecognizable death. And hung on the tail of the car was thrown out......
It was too beautiful for Alice to look at.
"That Celestial Empire's sense of existence is too low...... I even ignored his existence...... Is this a long time since I have done a fight, and my senses have regressed?" a thousand thoughts flashed through Alice's mind, and she asked herself if she had never killed an innocent person, and if Mo Xie died under her high-speed tail flick, it would be her "firstblood".
In fact, as early as the moment before Alice's "high-speed tail brake", Mo Ye was ready to slow down, because he saw the "familiar" gas station......
The structure, the truck, and the coquettish zombie uncle on the side of the truck all betrayed the gas station - isn't this where Alice got the legendary booklet that opened a copy of Resident Evil 4?!
Mo Xie remembered a lot of things for a while, including the plot of "Resident Evil" and the tasks he had seen on the "Holy Scripture" before......
Don't tell me that the praying Yankee is the guy hanging himself in the gas station...... (See the previous article for details, as for which chapter I forgot~~)
Buddhism still doesn't know that Taoism has said that "if you think well, you will become an immortal", Mo Xie just thought of the task he had seen before, and he felt that the pulling force on his hands suddenly disappeared, and then his body was light, and his feet slipped and flew out.
"Female drivers are so scary......
Mo Xie understood the whole situation as soon as he came back to his senses, but he had the mental strength to be thrown away, even if he skydived without an umbrella bag, he was fine.
It's just that here, Mo Xie didn't plan to show his mental ability.
"ese_kungfu!!!" Mo Evil Man shouted in mid-air, as if he was afraid that others would not know what he was doing.
However, his so-called "ese_kungfu" is just a copy of the Nian Li Cottage, after all, he himself has never practiced light martial arts, and the Sword Saint thought he would......
Mo Ye's body turned around 720 degrees in mid-air, rolled on his side for two weeks, and finally landed safely in a posture of lying on his legs and supporting the ground with one hand, holding the head of a martial arts master.
"kungfu?!" Alice was shocked, Nima, what kind of kung fu is this?!Is it making a movie?!Where is Wia?!
This kind of action is completely inconsistent with the human body!
Alice, as a "martial arts expert", saw Mo Ye's whole action after a loud shout, and immediately looked at Mo Ye with a shocked face, but Alice, who knew that the two of them had a language barrier, gave up the idea of going up for interrogation.
However, there are obviously "other people" here who have the idea of "interrogating" Mo Ye well......
"Roar!!"
The coquettish zombie uncle was attracted by Mo Ye's previous shouting (to be precise, there should be the "fu_ck~" from Alice's before), and ran over with his legs at a speed that surpassed ordinary people.
This guy is really coquettish, its activities are so flexible, its movements are so clever, it is like avoiding an invisible bullet in the air, and the "hehe" sound from its mouth is so lonely, as if mocking the world......
All right...... The previous scene was made up by the brain, in fact, the loss staggered over, and almost fell halfway, but the speed was really amazing, and the average shooter couldn't aim at its head in this situation.
“keep_your_ass……!!!” At this time, Mo Ye was facing Alice, so Alice thought that Mo Ye couldn't see the situation behind her, and Alice burst into foul mouth for a while and took out a pistol.
At this time, Alice didn't care about the variables that the shooting would cause, but after a few shots, she only hit the body of the zombie, so the damage of the small-caliber pistol was not a direct headshot, which had no effect on the latter at all.
"**!" Alice was furious, and threw away her pistol, just as she was about to pull out the shotgun on her waist......
"Drink!" How could Mo Ye not perceive the situation behind it?
He raised his hand and grabbed the tightly wrapped 'Huolin Sword' behind his back, and took the 'scabbard' with it and drew it towards the zombies who were already very close to him.
Mo Ye's blow alluded to the luck of the "Holy Spirit Sword Technique", and suddenly the sound of breaking the wind on the sword was loud, but at this time Mo Ye was still in a state of lying on his stomach, and this sword was only swept to the waist of the zombie uncle and was swung with the sword surface, but ......
"Pounds!"
The coquettish zombie uncle was swept away, its waist twisted into a terrifying angle in mid-air, and the blood in its mouth gushed out.
And Mo Ye still maintained a coquettish posture - his legs were spread out, his left hand was on the ground, and his right hand was holding the sword and sweeping back
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