Chapter 167: Mrs. Crushed
Zhang Youqian shouted, Wait!
Jiang Dahai looked at the two of us with a smile and said, What's the matter, do you want to explain your last words?
Zhang Youqian said that it was okay, let's kill the bandits together, and divide the silver for a piece?
Jiang Dahai laughed and said, You two guys who haven't even grown their hair are still delusional about dividing the silver? I have a friendship with Zhang Sanye, wouldn't it be easier to kill you than to kill them? After you died, I was reporting to the court that you two had stolen official silver and absconded, not to mention jumping into the Yellow River, even if you entered the Netherworld, you wouldn't be able to tell.
I said this is strange, this time the tribute and silver escort is you, if something really happens, do you think you can be alone? Yang Zhi knows that the one who sold the knife, his ancestor is still a descendant of the Yang family, he lost his birthday, and was not forced to go to Liangshan?
Jiang Dahai said that with 300,000 taels of silver, he doesn't have to worry about eating and drinking in the next life, who the hell is still rare that shitty errand?
Zhang Youqian said to the leader of the bandits, what do you call this hero?
The leader of the bandits said, Lao Tzu's surname is Zhang, Xingsan, and the brothers are called Zhang Mazi.
Zhang Youqian said Brother Zhang, my surname is Zhang, and my name is Zhang Youqian, which means that there is a lot of money.
Zhang Mazi said, if there is a fart, let it go.
Zhang Youqian discussed, Ma Sanye, you have to be careful, this Jiang Dahai is not a good person. Zhang Mazi said that this is not nonsense, if he is a good person, how can we get rich?
Zhang Youqian said that he didn't mean that, Jiang Dahai said on the way to come, and when he got the silver, he would pay you off.
Jiang Dahai was impatient when he heard this, and kicked Zhang Youqian out of the way, saying nonsense, third master, let's slaughter these two boys, and then the brothers will go to pull the silver.
Zhang Mazi said wait, this matter has to be made clear.
Jiang Dahai said Don't fall for this kid's counter-plot, we are brothers who have surrendered their names, will I still harm you?
Zhang Mazi said that you said the same thing to your eldest brother and second brother back then.
Jiang Dahai said at this time and at that time, didn't I sleep with my sister-in-law and sister-in-law back then, but you are a single brother.
Zhang Mazi said to tie up these two boys first, and the brothers moved the silver first, today is Guan Erye's birthday, and the yellow calendar says that it is not appropriate to kill.
Jiang Dahai smiled bitterly and said, according to the Huang calendar, he will not kill anyone one day. Third master, you are good at everything, but you are a little too superstitious. Zhang Mazi said that he is not superstitious, the eldest brother and the second brother are not superstitious, aren't they all dead.
Zhang Mazi ordered everyone to tie us up, and I made a look at Zhang Youqian, and the two did not resist.
Zhang Youqian also said to the minion, buddy can't be tied up like this, it's not strong, you have to tie it with five flowers, what? No? Just started in the industry? Come and I'll teach you, you have to tie it like this. See, it's so sturdy. Can you break free?
The minion nodded, it was indeed tight.
The other leader stepped forward and slapped him, I told you to tie him up, why the hell did you tie yourself up?" Along the way, the little minion held the rope and kept learning to tie the knot, but unfortunately his understanding was too low and he didn't learn how to get it.
The two were tied to a pillar. Half an hour later, Feng Bao was also escorted over, and the little minion said that I will tie this up, three circles on the left and three circles on the right, Zhang Youqian looked at the hard work, and after some guidance, he tied Feng Bao up.
Feng Bao saw that the two of us were arrested, his face was sad, and he sighed, I said Gonggong Feng, why are you sighing, but you blame yourself for losing the tribute?
Feng Bao shook his head and said, I didn't expect that I, Feng Bao, would die here today, but it's a pity that I have lived for twenty years, and I haven't even tried the joy of men and women.
Zhang Youqian looked disdainful, and said that you should mourn and change, we can't help you with this, even if you go out, it's okay.
After another half an hour, Zhang Mazi and Jiang Dahai returned triumphantly with officers and soldiers, 300,000 taels of silver, loaded ten carts, returned to the cottage, ordered their subordinates to kill pigs and cattle, and set up a banquet on the square to start celebrating.
Zhang Mazi raised his glass and said, brothers, as you know, since the beginning of this year, our Chenjiazhai harvest has not been good, and there is almost not enough food for the winter. However, those who do our business will not open for three years, and they will open for three years. Achieved such an impressive result tonight, thanks to the help of Lord Jiang, this glass of wine, we will surprise Lord Jiang together!
Everyone coaxed one after another, asking Master Jiang to say a few words.
Jiang Dahai stood up, held a wine glass, looked around, and waited for everyone to breathe, then said loudly: Brothers, what about me, the eldest and the coarse, and I can't speak. We can achieve such results tonight, inseparable from your strong cooperation, inseparable from your strong support, is the fulfillment of an old saying, officials and bandits are a family, officials and bandits fish and water, this glass of wine, I respect you, dry!
Everyone drank one after another, and I don't know who threw the bowl to the ground, and everyone broke it.
After the fall, you look at me, I look at you, and then I reacted, this banquet has just begun, and there is no wine bowl, which is a big deal. Some people say, drink with a jar, and tonight you will not get drunk and have no home. Everyone responded with a bang, and everyone began to drink with a jar in their hands.
Zhang Youqian said, Lao Su, you see it's almost over, hurry up and untie the rope, right?
I said you can't break free, you ask me?
Zhang Youqian said angrily, aren't you known as the heir of the Holy Gate, how can you unlock the lock and untie the rope?
I said that when I was stealing the Holy Gate to learn art, it was an elective course, and I didn't learn it. Normally, I walk through the window, who would have thought that this would be the case today?
Zhang Youqian said that I really met a pig teammate.
Seeing that the little minion was drinking, Zhang Youqian said, Hey, buddy, for the sake of me teaching you to tie the knot, reward me with a mouthful, you see that we are going to die, we can't be starving ghosts. The little minion said that I just started in the industry, and I just got a bowl, and I can't give it to you. Zhang Youqian said just one bite, just one bite.
The little minion hesitated for a moment, handed over the bowl, Zhang Youqian only took a sip, and was discovered, and when he came up, he gave the little minion a whip, your brain twitched? Jiang Dahai saw us and said, Third Master, these three people can't stay, it's better to click as soon as possible.
Zhang Mazi thought for a moment and said, okay, brothers, set the incense burner and go to the altar.
The three of us were surrounded by firewood, which was going to burn our rhythm. When the altar was set, Zhang Mazi led everyone to kneel and shouted, the sky is above, the earth is below, the Jade Emperor is on the left, and the Buddha is on the right. Zoroastrian disciple Zhang Mazi led his followers to sacrifice to the god of fire, and the raging fire burned my body......
I shouted, wait!
Zhang Mazi turned around and said, don't disturb us to swear in front of the god of fire. Otherwise, I will kill you. Turned around and said, the sky is above, the earth is below, the Jade Emperor is on the left, and the Buddha is on the right. Zoroastrian disciples......
I shouted again, wait.
Zhang Mazi was interrupted by me three times and twice, came over with a torch, and said coldly, are you impatient?
I said I think there is a problem with your oath, the sky is above, the earth is below, the Jade Emperor is on the left, and the Buddha is on the right, so I ask you, where am I?
Zhang Mazi is a lot, you are tied up.
I said no, I wasn't me, I asked where you are.
Zhang Mazi said I was standing.
Why is it so hard to talk to you, this is no longer a question of where you are and where I am, this is a question of philosophical speculation, you even know where the earth of the heavens and the Jade Emperor and Buddha are, but you don't even know where you are.
Zhang Mazi said angrily, I don't know where I am, even if I don't know, but I know, I'm going to burn you.
Zhang Youqian snorted and squirted out a sip of wine. Zhang Mazi held the torch, the wine sprayed on the torch, and lit Zhang Mazi's clothes, and lit it with a bang. Zhang Mazi shouted and said to come and put out the fire.
Zhang Youqian stepped forward, and while helping him shoot the fire extinguisher, he said that he couldn't help it, he couldn't help it, and he couldn't help it, so he smiled.
Zhang Mazi doesn't have a good airway, is it so funny? Hey, why did you loosen the tie?
Zhang Youqian, don't blame me, you tied the button.
Zhang Mazi said, hurry up and tie it up for me. Hurriedly a subordinate came up, and the little minion just learned to tie up five flowers, three times and five divided by two, and tied Zhang Youqian to death.
Jiang Dahai said, Third Master, quickly burn and pull down.
I shouted again, wait.
I said can I change the way to die, it hurts too much to burn.
Jiang Dahai said that you talk a lot.
I was about to throw the torch over, when suddenly there was a noise in the crowd, and there was a report from my subordinates, Master Jiang, Zhang Sanye, there was a woman sneaky, I don't look like a good person, so I caught it. Several soldiers escorted a woman to the field, and the woman said, don't push me, I will leave by myself.
I looked along and saw a young woman walking over, it was Lin Hongyi, who was stealing things together in Jinling City that day. After playing with Feng Linggan that day, Lin Hongyi disappeared, and he didn't expect to appear here.
Lin Hongyi glanced at me playfully, stuck out her tongue, and came to Jiang and Zhang, the little woman Lin Hongyi, who had seen the two uncles.
Jiang Dahai couldn't help but drool when he saw that the woman was beautiful, and said what is the name of such a handsome girl?
Lin Hongyi was surprised and said, I have introduced it.
Jiang Dahai said I didn't hear it.
Zhang Mazi flicked Jiang Dahai, I could hear it. He stepped forward and laughed, Miss Lin, you are a weak woman, in the middle of the night, why are you here in the wilderness, not afraid of meeting bad people?
Lin Hongyi covered his chest with his hands and said, I'm afraid, how can I not be afraid?
Zhang Mazi's eyes were straight, and he said Don't worry, with me, no bad person dares to bully you.
Lin Hongyi said I heard that you are recruiting Mrs. Zhai here, and you don't know if the quota is full?
Zhang Mazi said, there is a girl here, even if it is full, I will make room for you.
Lin Hongyi said that one mountain cannot tolerate two tigers, I want to be the wife of the village, but I can't allow others to covet this position.
Zhang Mazi turned around and instructed, get rich, go to the back and send the eldest lady and the second aunt back to their parents' house, what? If you don't leave, you will slaughter me.
Lin Hongyi said with a smile, worthy of being a hero.
Jiang Dahai straightened his chest and said Miss Lin, what do you think of me?
Lin Hongyi said that the general looks like a dragon and a tiger, not an ordinary person, and I like it very much.
Zhang Mazi said Master Jiang, this sister-in-law and second sister-in-law are all given to you, you can't rob women with me.
Jiang Dahai said brother, we are in business, we divide the silver, women......
Jiang Dahai was stunned, instantly drew his knife, and slashed at Zhang Mazi. Zhang Mazi didn't react, he fell to the ground in response, blood gurgling, and he was already out of breath.
Jiang Dahai said, woman, of course I want it too.