Chapter Ninety-One: Extraordinary "Ringing"
After having an idea, Mo Xuan did not act in a hurry, but rode his horse leisurely, not seeing anything unusual. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
That Ma Laosan kept staring at him, but no matter how treacherous Ma Laosan was, he couldn't see the thoughts in Mo Xuan's mind, so he didn't know what Mo Xuan was thinking.
In this way, a group of people walked slowly, gradually moving away from the Angry Dragon Mountain, because the maple forest and the Angry Dragon Mountain were not far away, soon, the outline of the maple forest appeared in everyone's eyes.
After seeing the vast outline, Mo Xuan exhaled deeply, knowing that the time had come to act.
After getting close to the maple forest, Mo Xuan, who had been leisurely, suddenly covered his stomach, frowned and exclaimed: "Damn, why does my stomach hurt, it must be that the things I ate in the morning are too miscellaneous, so it's better to eat light next morning." ”
Mo Xuan said as he bent over and leaned over the horse's back, showing a posture like a knife.
"What's the matter, Brother Yuan!" Tiger Sixth Master was alarmed, and hurriedly turned around on his horse to inquire about the situation.
"Somehow, my stomach hurts so badly, maybe I have eaten it. Mo Xuan said with a pale face.
"Hmph, dignified monk, do you still have a stomachache like a mortal? I think you are pretending!" Ma Laosan glanced at Mo Xuan coldly, and said with a sharp gaze.
"Pretend to be your second uncle, do I need to pretend, what's in it for me, you give me money?"
"I'm a monk, but my cultivation is all a blind cat encountering a dead mouse, so I came up to cultivate, don't look at my realm is okay, but in fact, the foundation is not stable!"
"Several of you are powerful people, you use Xuanli to comb your body every day, and you are not afraid to eat more grains, but I can't, I am reluctant to use Xuanli in this area. ”
……
Mo Xuan shouted.
Hearing this, Ma Laosan and Tiger Sixth Master were stunned.
It turned out that Mo Xuan was distressed by Xuanli, so he didn't use Xuanli to shave off the impurities, no wonder it was so.
"It's not that I'm talking about you, brother, no matter how little Xuanli is, you don't have to feel sorry for it so much, now it's okay, it's offended!"
"The Xuan power is consumed, you can repair it back, you can't be so stingy in the future, understand!"
……
Tiger Sixth Master blamed.
On the side, Ma Laosan sneered, his eyes full of disdain!
He was still a little jealous of Mo Xuan, after all, Mo Xuan was also a figure in the Soul Realm on his face, but now it seems that it is not worth mentioning.
There is no cultivation of the soul realm, but the Xuan power is pitiful, and it is short-sighted, and it is difficult to achieve great things, this is Ma Laosan's evaluation of Mo Xuan now.
"Okay, okay, don't teach me a lesson, you go first, I have to go and make it convenient!" Mo Xuan clutched his stomach, turned over and dismounted, and hurriedly ran to the maple forest next to him.
"Wait!" Suddenly, Ma Laosan spoke, stopping Mo Xuan.
"I said, third brother, what's wrong with you? We have something to say, let's talk about it when I solve it, okay?" Mo Xuan said impatiently, sweating all over his body, covering his hips with his hands, looking quite funny.
"I'll go with you. Ma Laosan snorted coldly, and everyone was stunned by one sentence.
"I'll go to your uncle, what do you want to do?" Mo Xuan showed a look of vigilance, and subconsciously clamped the chrysanthemum.
"Don't think about it too much, I just feel like a knife in my abdomen, so it's convenient to go with you. Ma Laosan said not salty or light, turned over and dismounted.
"Anyway, the two brothers are so Yaxing, and I will make do with the sixth master, and after I go back, maybe it will be a good story!"
Mo Xuan was speechless, and scolded these two breaches countless times in his heart.
This is to go to the thatched house, not to visit the kiln, these two guys still want to join in the fun?
And I feel that it will be a good story to pass it back, and only those who have been stepped on will have this kind of thought!
What is this called? The three masters are squatting in the pit? This is called a good story?
Mo Xuan was extremely helpless in his heart, he understood that Ma Laosan was not worried about him, so he came over, and the sixth master of the tiger was purely interested in coming and joining in the fun.
Although he was very reluctant, Mo Xuan had no reason to stop him, so he could only accept his fate and turn around and run towards the maple forest.
Ma Laosan and Hu Liuye followed closely behind, and the bandits behind them looked at each other, crying and laughing.
This is the first time this kind of thing, and the three of them are family members, and they actually go to the pit together, and it is ridiculous to spread it.
There are even many bandits who shudder, secretly speculating, will the three of them go to the world and have a dirty deal?
This thing, the more I think about it, the more outrageous it becomes, and the farther it goes.
In the forest, Mo Xuan held his stomach and walked quickly, walking deeply, intending to stop in front of the huge maple tree.
"I said Brother Yuan, why are you going so deep, don't you have to do it here, they are all men, what are you afraid of going away!"
"If you want to solve it here, solve it here, I can't solve it. Mo Xuan said angrily.
Soon, he finally rushed to the very center of the entire maple forest and saw the huge maple tree.
At this time, Mo Xuan stopped and squatted down under the tree, above the cellar mechanism.
"Running for a long time, won't you find such a broken place?" said the sixth master of the tiger with a speechless face.
"Jiu Dangjia really knows how to pick a place, it is spacious, there is a lot of grass, it is ventilated and beautiful, it is suitable for convenience!" Ma Laosan laughed without being salty.
After the two of them said that, they squatted next to Mo Xuan.
"Hey, I said you two can go farther, what are you doing so close to me, it makes me uncomfortable. ”
"Hurry up and find another place to go, I can't solve it if it's so close to me!"
……
Mo Xuan scolded and scolded.
"Oh, it's all men, what do you care about all this, let's chat while it's convenient, how good!"
Ma Laosan didn't speak, but looking at his immobile body, he also knew what he meant.
Seeing this, Mo Xuan's eyes rolled, no longer speaking, and instead lowered his head, from the dantian luck down, to the back door under the crotch!
"Boom ......"
Under Mo Xuan's brewing, a fart like thunder rushed out, gushing endlessly, causing the clouds above to collapse and disperse, and the ground was even more withered grass and fallen leaves, which were lifted by the strength of the fart.
Outside the forest, many horses were frightened, neighing and galloping, making the bandits miserable.
"It's such a good day, why is there thunder!" Many bandits were puzzled and muttered secretly.
In the forest, behind Mo Xuan, the grass and trees were flying, and it was a mess.
Tiger Sixth Master and Ma Laosan had a lot of fallen leaves on their bodies, and they were all blown over.
The two of them stared at Mo Xuan with wide eyes, with a ghostly expression, which was unbelievable.
This fart can be released by a human being?
"Hehe, I'm sorry, you also know that it can make me, a Soul Realm cultivator, unbearable in pain, and the level of this stomach trouble must be extraordinary. ”
"I let out a fart without saying hello, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I hope the two brothers will bear with me!"
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Seeing the two staring at him, Mo Xuan smiled.
"It's really extraordinary, I've seen what a monk's stomach looks like. Hu Liuye pinched his nose and said, although there was no strange smell in the air, he was still a little tired psychologically.
And Ma Laosan is not to mention, he himself has a slight cleanliness habit, and at this moment he can't wait to peel off his skin and wash it until he washes the fart on his body.
"Oops...... I ......"
Mo Xuan laughed and snorted, and was about to speak, but suddenly showed that something was wrong.
Secretly, he used his Xuan Power again, and his ass rose slightly.
Seeing this, Ma Laosan and Hu Liuye's faces changed greatly, where was there any convenience, so they hurriedly turned around and ran.
Although Ma Laosan was suspicious of Mo Xuan's sudden arrival here, he was very uneasy, but he couldn't stand Mo Xuan's successive farts!
Where is this fart, it's just thunder, and it keeps playing, and if you change to someone else, you can't stand it.
"Nine masters, you are slowly convenient, let's change places!" Glancing at Mo Xuan, who blushed and brewed non-stop, Ma Laosan pinched his nose and shouted.
He really regretted coming along!
"Boom ......"
As soon as Ma Laosan finished shouting, Mo Xuan responded to him with a sky-high fart, which made him feel like he was eating a fart in one bite, and his abdomen was overturned, and he was extremely disgusting.
He didn't care about the surveillance, quickened his pace, and ran away as if fleeing for his life.
"I'm sorry......"
Mo Xuan was brewing a fart, and while stretching his neck to look at them, he hadn't forgotten to shout two words in response.
And at Mo Xuan's feet, the soldiers in the cellar and the cave also heard the movement above.
"It's strange, now that the snow is falling, why is there a sudden thunderstorm, and it keeps ringing one after another!" Mo Li, who was practicing, looked at the exit of the cave and wondered.
"Let's go, go out and see what's going on!" After thinking about it, he beckoned a few soldiers to go and investigate together.
He led people into the cellar and walked towards the exit, and it didn't take long for Mo Xuan to notice it.
Mo Xuan's soul has been shrouding the cellar, so he can clearly sense who is coming.
After sensing Mo Li, Mo Xuan hurriedly shouted again outside: "Wait for me, it'll be fine right away, don't worry!"
As he spoke, he also used his power to make a fart sound, so that Hu Liuye and Ma Laosan would not be suspicious.
And under the cellar, after Mo Li heard Mo Xuan's shout, he immediately heard that it was his brother's voice.
"Don't act rashly!" Mo Li hurriedly stopped to tell everyone to keep silent, and then pricked up his ears to listen carefully to the movement outside.
He knew that Mo Xuan suddenly appeared like this, and made such a big move, it would not be without reason, there must be something important to explain.
On the ground, Mo Xuan squatted down, pretending to excrete, and the sound of farts was endless, but in fact, he grabbed a lot of weeds in front of him and used his Xuan Li to engrave his mountain attack plan on it.
He was quick to write down all his plans, and then stuffed the weeds into a small snowdrift next to his feet.
After doing all this, he clapped his hands, stomped the entrance to the cellar mechanism under his feet, and shouted, "Alright, it's settled, let's get on our way!"
With that, he left.
In the distance, Ma Laosan and Hu Liuye had been waiting for him for a long time, and after meeting, Hu Liuye couldn't help but sigh: "Brother, as soon as you act, it is really extraordinary!"
He also specially added an accent to the word "ring", the meaning of which is self-evident!
"I'm sick to my stomach, forgive me!" Mo Xuan snorted and left the maple forest with the two.