"Yo, I've been waiting for a long time~!" About half an hour later, Xu Mu came to the pre-agreed place - well, it was actually the gate of the school, and at this time, there was already a silly girl with her hands around her, of course, it was Lu Tiya.

"Hey, you're too late!" Lu Tiya said angrily, "It's really tasteless to let a girl wait for you!"

"I'm sorry~!I'm also delayed!" Although Xu Mu said this, judging from his grinning appearance, he obviously didn't have the slightest sense of apology, "Besides, I'm also your benefactor, it's okay to wait for me for a while, right?"

"Benefactor, what do you mean?" Lu Tiya looked confused, and the dull hair on her head was in the shape of a question mark.

"Last time you were knocked unconscious by your sister-in-law, I woke you up?" Xu Mu looked like "I didn't expect you to be an ungrateful person", "Otherwise, you will have to dry on the ground for a few hours, just forget it if you don't thank me, and forget it so quickly?"

"I'm bah!" Unexpectedly, Lu Tiya smacked hard after listening to his words, "Are you saving me?" It's obviously preventing me from enjoying Fengfeng's sister-in-law's 'fist of love' Okay! Do you know how cool it was when I was beaten by my sister-in-law, I fainted, and I was reminiscing about the aftertaste in my dream, so I woke you up. I've never seen such a brazen person!"

...... "Okay, what else can you say?" The three views are different, and it is really impossible to communicate, Xu Mu suppressed the double impulse to beat people and look up at the sky at 45 degrees, and sighed helplessly.

"Hmph!what's the matter??," The silly girl looked at Xu Mu with disdain, and snorted from her nose, "It's just that you look ugly, and your conduct is so bad, if it weren't for the fact that you want to join the team, I wouldn't disdain to deal with people like you!"

“……”

[System, I want to punch you up?]

[my! It's not me who squeezes you, and if you want to beat you, you should also beat her!]

[It's not because you didn't set me up to be a handsome guy!]

[You don't understand, it's good that the protagonist is long and vague, this is called the missing protagonist, which is convenient for readers to bring in.] 】

[Fuck off!]

"Why? Unconvinced, do you want to say, 'Although I'm not a handsome guy, at least I'm above average, and it's too much to describe it in a difficult way'? Cut, I've seen a lot of people like you!" Lu Tiya looked at Xu Mu who had blue tendons on her forehead, and continued to mend the knife without care, "I'm sorry, I will tell you clearly, in my eyes, there are only two kinds of people: handsome guys/beauties and non-handsome guys/non-beauties, like you, who have 69 points, in my opinion, there is no difference from 0 points." ”

"Whew-" Xu Mu let out a sigh of relief and dispelled the negative emotions - anyway, he had also followed Qin Shuangtong's mind cultivation training, and now he would not be stimulated by such a sentence or two to lose his mind, not to mention that the other party was still a strange girl with a surprised brain circuit, and he couldn't be measured with common sense.

However, it's not his character to forget it, so Xu Mu found the entry point of the counterattack with a quick move: "Hehe~! Okay! I'm not really a handsome guy, but... I can create opportunities for you to get up close and personal with handsome guys~!"

"!!" Lu Tiya's eyes widened instantly, and her dull hair followed by a pillar of optimus, "Do you mean... Bai Lu Yang Bai Third Young Master?"

"Clever!" Xu Mu slapped his slap proudly, "You should know that I'm his best brother, right?" Hmph, you know..."

"Oops~!Look at my stinky mouth~!" The stupid girl's attitude immediately made a 180-degree turn, she pretended to slap herself, and then licked her face and came up, fully showing what is called undisciplined, "Brother Xu, Senior Xu, you know that I have admired Bai Sanshao for a long time, but I have not been able to get close, you can do it and help the little sister?"

"Well... Then it depends on your performance..."Xu Mu touched his chin, showing a playful look, in fact, his heart was already happy, a little look, bait, right? I can't cure you? I really think that my protagonist is a fool?

"Brother Xu!" Lu Tiya's expression became serious and sacred, "As long as you can help me get a chance, let me rub in Bai Sanshao's arms for 5 seconds... No! 3 seconds! I, Lu Tiya, will always remember your great kindness! If there is anything in the future, even if it is going up the sword mountain and going down to the sea of fire, I will definitely do it for you!"

"Uh..." Xu Mu was stunned, looking at the other party's stupid hair that kept bending at a 90-degree angle and bowing to him, he suddenly felt that he was playing a little big, and a sense of guilt emerged from his heart.

[Hmph!Playing with the soul of pure girl's feelings!]

[Shut up!Anyway, she took me to the army, and I fooled her, 1 to 1, and no one owes anyone!and- where is she innocent?

[Then why do you feel guilty? Don't think I didn't see it, the narrator just wrote it!]

[I'm right to Lao Bai, okay... This time I got him in the hole...]

[Tsk.] 】

[And you're embarrassed to say me?Actually, you're the one who should feel the most guilty about her!]

[uh... Ahem, well... This is true.,Then it's good to make up for it now.,Since this thing has stupid hair.,Then blonde.,You can also cos a stupid hair king.。 】

[Hmph!Playing with the soul of pure girl's hair!]

【......】

"Ahem, okay..."Xu Mu pretended to think for a long time before he nodded "extremely reluctantly", "I'll try my best..."

"Great!" Lu Tiya, who was unaware of the blonde hair that had just been appreciated by the power of the world, cheered, her dull hair seemed to turn into a bamboo dragonfly, and began to spin at high speed - fortunately, except for the dull hair, the rest of the body's body was still loyal to Newton, which allowed her to avoid the end of flying into the sky and becoming a star.

"Then it's decided!" After a long while, Lu Tiya finally calmed down, and then she remembered that she still had something to do today, "Then Brother Xu, I'll lead the way, let's go to the headquarters of the pro-guard team!"

"Of course no problem!" Xu Mu secretly wiped a cold sweat that didn't exist, thinking that he was finally back to the point - but having said that, he also had a special task, which was to ask a question for the readers, because if he didn't ask, then this question would definitely become a small bug in the book. So, our protagonist decisively asked: "What, I have one more thing I want to ask you - Miss Remy should be considered a beauty, right? Why haven't you pounced on her? Is it because she is a member of the Discipline Commission and is naturally hostile to your personal guards?"

"Oh, you said that!" Lu Tiya waved her hand and replied indifferently: "It has nothing to do with the position~! ”

"Poof-" Xu Mu sprayed, if this was to let the eldest lady know, Lu Tiya would have to be demolished by her, but... What a reasonable answer... He thought to himself, laughing and crying.

"Ahem, I see, let's go!"

"Hmm!"

After solving the last question, the two finally headed towards their destination this time, but what they didn't know was that when they were talking just now, Bai Luyang, who was far away in the family retreat, and Xiao Leimi, who was alchemy in the alchemy room, sneezed one after another, making both of them think that this retreat/alchemy was going to go mad/failed, but the strange thing is that after this distraction, the two of them rushed to the level/ The alchemy process was not affected in the slightest, and while they were shocked into a cold sweat, they could only continue inexplicably.