After many days, the corpse poison was finally completely unraveled, and I was back in a state of life, and my buddy roared and trembled!

Walking on the aisle at the door of the classroom, time is really fast! In a blink of an eye, the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve has passed, and the gods have been lifted, and the whole world seems to have returned to normal, entering the stage of war, and a qiē seems to be so urgent!

I still remember the sentence of the Chinese teacher: Students, the teacher is going to change classes to teach, you are too naughty.

She is a good woman, I praise her like this in my heart, because she is very good to me, but at the moment I despise her, with a glass heart, I can't stand this diǎn noise!

Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's talk about myself, I haven't seen a ghost for a few days, I always feel that life is missing something, and it's scary to calm down and think about it.

I'm used to living in the rhythm of ghosts, and now I'm at peace, but I'm not used to this state of life.

Approaching the toilet in the playground, I habitually lit a cigarette, inhaled heavily, and slowly spit out, which seemed to make me feel a lot more relaxed.

Let's talk about our black gentleman first, after this guy knew that I had been poisoned by corpses, he looked at me with a very strict expression when he first started school, and said to me heavily: "I heard that you have been poisoned by corpses?

I stared at him like looking at the eyes of a savage, if Lao Tzu really had this kind of function, I was afraid that he would have turned the world upside down a long time ago, and he still needed you?

"It doesn't seem like so. ”

"Oh, I heard Chen Qiao'er say, she said you are very good. ”

Mr. Negro pushed the black frame like a b, and there was an inquiring look in his squinting eyes...... Chen Qiao'er, this girl again, what did she say to the black people! You must know that the girl that the black people wanted to pursue in the first place was her!

"First of all, you have to know that I have Xiaofan, and secondly, you have to understand that girls say this Generally speaking, I am sure that I will definitely and definitely tell you...... You're not playing!"

After saying this, I looked at him playfully, don't worry, the young man will help you.

"Please take my knees!"

Saying that he was about to kneel, my smile deepened, with this guy's character, impossible things, of course I naturally wouldn't let him do this, after all, he is his good brother, I'm sorry for him.

I told him exactly what had happened that day, and he calmly called me and asked me if I could hold it.

When he asked me this, I realized that in fact, my heart was still quite ready to move, after all, this is a long-legged beauty, full of convex places, round where it should be warped, a rare stunner.

Mr. Negro has always been like this, he has a soft spot for women, but he has never had a special fondness, he always has a special charm, it seems that as long as he is a woman, he will always be attracted to him, maybe because of his blackness, it is not impossible for those girls to just want to find out.

Among the few of us, except for Mr. Negro, Sichuan cuisine will be more attractive to girls, but unfortunately it is shorter, others are like Zi Youliang, Mr. Dog, etc., one is an old man for many years, and the other is an expert in the red light district, each of us seems to have our own characteristics.

After smoking, flicking the cigarette butt, my mind returned to my eyes, what the black man said, can I control it? Once I can't help but be attracted and confused by Qiao'er, and become her boyfriend, then Xiaofan will probably hate me to death in this life.

It's not that I don't like Xiaofan, this is a common problem of men, just like a certain director, who has a beautiful wife, but he finally failed after the battle between heaven and man, and his heart resisted, and finally recruited in a certain hotel, and played for three days and three nights.

That's when I realized a truth, there is no fish that doesn't eat fish.

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School life is always lazy, and the teacher's chatter is like a duck quacking all day long, always trying to disturb people's dreams.

In class, I opened my mobile phone and watched it, I forgot who the specific author of "How Bad Guys Are Trained", I only remember that this buddy's book is very tempting, a book where a student grows into a generation of heroes, Xie Wendong!

Every boy has a hero's dream, every woman always has a prince charming in her heart, and this book was second only to the tomb of the gods back then, at least I think so.

Looking at the bad guy, I thought, am I a bad guy? No, I'm not fit to be a bad guy, so am I a good guy? No, who am I?

Thoughts are chaotic and chaotic.

My mind is a little drifting, in the Taoist metaphysical handbook it is called the soul does not possess the body, it is easy to touch dirty things and be hooked, but I am helpless, because even I don't know why I am like this.

After class, the teacher of the first class was very lively, and after understanding, I found out that someone handed Xiaofan a note, it was a man!

This kid looks thin and doesn't pull a few, there is a mole at the corner of his mouth, and he laughs like an ancient villain, always feels treacherous, the specific reason is that Japan sued me, he handed a note to Xiao Fan in class, and was found by the teacher, but this person entered a state of madness at that time, because he wrote to Xiao Fan: I like you.

And Xiao Fan only replied to him: Don't think!

In a fit of rage, he ignored the classroom discipline and asked Xiao Fan on the spot why he didn't like her, hey, hey...... Do you want Lao Tzu's little girl to tell her in front of the teacher that she has a boyfriend?

The teacher shouted at him angrily, but this person was only ao, far from the teacher's surprise but reasonable, he shot at the teacher, just in response to the sentence: When it is time to shoot, shoot ah, and break into Kyushu.

The result was sad, because the lesson was taught by the physical education teacher, and at that time, a grappling and slapping the man in the face led him out of the teacher and sent him to the security department.

Looking at the chatter and discussion of my classmates around me, I suddenly wanted to recite a poem.

My old friend ao is like you, and now the grave grass grows five!

This matter is not over yet, buddy! I know that Xiao Fan is dating me, and you are still gagging and chattering like this, then Lao Tzu will send you to hell, it's really hell, please believe in my determination.

When Xiaofan saw my appearance, she jumped up to me happily, and I pulled her to the garden in front of the class, and hid with her in the bamboo grass.

"Yu, do you know everything?"

"En!" I looked at her eyes gently, brushing the hair from the corners of her eyes: "I didn't expect my wife to be so tired, they are all married and make people stunted." ”

I made fun of Xiaofan and looked at her more gently.

"Nasty! Who's going to marry you. ”

"Well, if you don't marry, you won't marry...... According to Qiao'er, we are not legally husband and wife, so you have no right to interfere in my life, so I will go to Qiao'er. ”

"You dare!"

Xiao Fan waved his fist and smacked me.

I was about to say that I didn't dare, but I didn't expect to say Cao Cao, and Cao Cao arrived.

"Eh, is Xiaoyu calling me?" The voice was very familiar, and I had a vague sense of foreboding.

"No! you heard me wrong. ”

"Ouch! If you want to talk to people, you just say it! I have to hide here and tell the flowers and plants about your love for me, it's really ......."

A girl with a perfectly proportioned body, a pale and full forehead, red lips, and a slightly wrinkled nose appeared in front of me, and my head ached for a moment.

Not to be outdone, Xiao Fan looked at Qiao'er, and his silver bell-like voice carried a sense of warm anger: "You are here like this, far away from us." ”

"Yo hoo, I'm not a virus, why do I have to stay away from you? Besides, Xiao Yu is my boyfriend, why should I let it go to you. Qiao'er is also-for-tat.

A girl suddenly appeared in my heart, and I silently hoped that Xiuting would not appear.

"What are you doing? It's so lively. ”

It's a bad cake, and there is another female man.

I kept winking at Xiaofan and signaling her to hurry up with me, but today she was like eating gunpowder, and the pig's temper came up (Xiaofan is a pig), so she stood still and looked at Qiao'er and Xiuting who had Danfeng eyes.

"Yu is my boyfriend, you all go away!" Xiao Fan is very domineering, and he made me fall in love with her.

"I said sister, let's compete fairly, Xiaoyu, what you say is yours is yours. Qiao'er smiled and dǐng my shoulders with her arms, and my cold sweat appeared on my sideburns in an instant.

Xiuting also spoke: "Yes, Yang Fan, why do you say that Ruoyu is yours is yours......!

I rely on your mother, your mother is a fairy board, and today in Malegobi is considered to have poured eight lifetimes of blood mold, so that these two girls are blocked in the garden.

At this moment, I must be a quiet spectator, and once I open my mouth, the spearhead will inevitably turn to me, because I have already made the fuse, and I can't become the bomb that is about to explode, otherwise the tiles of this house will only be diǎn.

Just when I was about to think that Xiaofan was about to explode, she actually cried, squatting on the grass and crying very sadly.

Taking advantage of Xiao Fan's inability to see, I hurriedly handed over a fierce look to the two...... Look at it, I'm watching Lao Tzu castrate you (eh! There was no little Ding Ding in the first place), and I made a mistake.

I made such a mouth shape, and the second daughter was not a fool, and knew that she couldn't stay any longer, otherwise the result would be unpredictable.

"Xiaofan, let's stop crying, okay?" I was at a loss, so anxious that I didn't know how to comfort her.

Do you hug her, or touch her head? Looking at the lovely people crying under me, I really can't comfort her, because I'm afraid!

I didn't know how long I cried, I didn't pay attention to the class bell ringing, I just looked at the little girl standing in front of me in a daze, pear blossoms with rain, and kept wiping tears while looking at me with a resentful gaze.

"Let's ...... Can we not see it that way? It's scary. "My tongue is disobedient and I start to have a tendency to have a diǎn big tongue.

Xiao Fan didn't say a word, just looked at me quietly.

I hurriedly covered my eyes with my hands, and at this moment I began to panic...... This look is red, and it wants to swallow me alive.

"Woooooooooo......oo Hum ...... Yu, you are not allowed to associate with them in the future, woo woo...... Otherwise, woo woo...... Otherwise, I, I, I... I'll die for you. ”

Crying and snorting and threatening me, I didn't know how to answer for a while.