Drunk and beaten the door god

Na Han looked at Wu Song and said, "Can you tell me your name?" Wu Song said: "I don't change my name, I don't change my surname, I will be Wu Song." "The man said, "Could it be the head of the Wudu who fought the tiger in Jingyanggang?" Wu Song replied: "That's it!" The man bowed after hearing this: "I have heard of Wu Song's name a long time ago, and today I am fortunate to recognize it, and I am fortunate to have three lives!" Wu Song asked: "Are you the man of this woman?" The man replied: "Exactly, this woman is the villain's cheapness, she has eyes and does not know Mount Tai, and somehow offended Dutou, and I hope to see in the face of the villain, spare her!"www.biquge.info When Wu Song heard this, he let go of the woman, and the Han asked the woman to come and worship Wu Song.

Wu Song said: "I was offended a lot just now, and I bumped into my sister-in-law, don't blame it." The woman said, "I am confused for a while, and I don't know good people, so please sit in the head." "The three of them entered the house. Wu Song asked, "What are the names of your husband and wife?" How do you know Wu Song's name?" The villain's name is Zhang Qing, he used to grow vegetable gardens in Guangming Temple, killed the monks in the temple for some trivial things, burned the temple, the government couldn't catch me, I cut the path on this cross slope, one day an old man came with a burden, I bullied him old, wanted to intercept his property, didn't want the old man to have some means, twenty rounds of a flat shoulder knocked me over, it turned out that the old man was born when he was young, and saw that I had some hands and feet to bring me to the city, taught a lot of skills, and gave my daughter to me, recruited me to be a son-in-law. Because there is a lawsuit in the city can not live, so I came here to build a grass house, selling wine for a living, in fact, intercepting the guest officials, turning the medicine and wine into hemp, taking my life to make beef and dog meat and sell buns, I also pick some human flesh every day to sell in the village, because I love to make friends with the heroes on the rivers and lakes, people call me 'vegetable garden' Zhang Qing. I call this mess Sun Erniang, and I learned all his father's skills, because there is a yaksha tattoo on his shoulder, which is often exposed outside, and people call him 'dominatrix'. As soon as I came back, I heard the mother-in-law shouting, who wants to meet Dutou! The villain also told Erniang: three kinds of people should not hurt their lives: one is the wandering monks, they accumulate virtue and are not guilty, and they are merciful and compassionate...... But he almost killed a character, this person was the governor of Yan'an Mansion in front of the old breed of Jinglu Xiang, called Luda, because he stood up for the people, he killed the bully Zhen Guanxi with three punches, and fled to Wutai Mountain, Shanxi Province to become a monk, with embroidery tattooed on his back, and he was called the flower monk Lu Zhishen on the rivers and lakes. He made a crescent iron water grinding stick, which originally weighed sixty-two pounds, but later doubled it himself, becoming one hundred and twenty-four pounds, and said that his hands were light. From this experience, he saw that he was fat and tall, and he was numbed with sweat medicine in the wine, and carried him to the workshop. Just about to peel the skin, I happened to come back in time, and saw that his crescent shovel was not made by ordinary people, so he woke up with an antidote and worshiped his brother. Now I heard that he occupied the Baozhu Temple of Erlong Mountain, and a blue-faced beast Yang Zhi fell into the grass there. Several times I wrote to invite me to go, but I did not agree. ”

Wu Song said: "I have also heard of these two people for a long time, and Lu Zhishen is from the same school as me, and he is my senior brother, but I have no chance to see them." Zhang Qing was pleasantly surprised when he heard this, and said: "It's just a pity that a head of the Western Regions, seven or eight feet tall and a big man, was also turned over, I was a little late to return, and I was unloaded from my hands and feet." Now only an iron ring ruler with a headband, a black monk's robe and a degree of ruler remain. Nothing else matters, only two objects are the most remarkable: one is a hundred and eight Buddhist beads made of human parietal bones, the other is two ring knives made of snowflake iron, one knife is engraved with a green dragon, and the other knife is engraved with a white tiger. Until now, those knives are still ringing in the middle of the night, and I just hate that I didn't save him. The second class can't kill the rivers and lakes, they are very fortunate, I don't know how careful to get some money, if they hurt them, others heard about it and said that we are pseudo-husbands, not heroes. The third is that there are many heroes who break the law everywhere, and they are not afraid of the government and cannot harm their lives. How do you know that you don't listen to me, and you offended Wudu Tou today, but it's time to come back. Then he said to Sun Erniang: "Why do you have this murderous heart again?" Erniang said: "Originally, I didn't have this intention, first, I saw that Dutou was heavily packaged, and I thought there must be gold and silver; ”

Wu Song said: "I am a guilty and damned person, how dare I tease a good person, I saw my sister-in-law staring at my package, and I became suspicious, so I said some jokes to lead you to start." I spilled the wine in the corner while my sister-in-law was unprepared, pretending to be poisoned. You really came to mention me, and you knocked me down for a while, and collided with my sister-in-law, don't be surprised. Zhang Qing laughed.

Wu Song said: "Brother, you let go of those two males first." Sun Erniang hurriedly said: "It's broken! I'm afraid it's too late, I'm afraid I've already peeled the skin at this time!" Zhang Qing hurriedly led Wu Song to the human flesh workshop, and when he went inside, he saw that there were human skins hanging on the walls, and several people's arms and thighs were hanging from the beams.

Wu Song saw that the two dukes were lying naked on the big board, their clothes had been stripped off. said: "Big brother, you save the two of them first." Zhang Qing asked Wu Song, "What crime did the second brother Wu have?" Zhang Qing said to Wu Song again: "Brother might as well listen to my brother's words, don't go to that prison city to suffer, just kill two dukes here, stay for a few days, if you want to go to the grass, I will send my brother to Erlong Mountain to go deep into the gang with Lu Zhi, isn't it good?" Wu Song said: "Although it is the brother's kindness, but Wu Song only fights the tough guys in the world in his life, these two dukes take care of me all the way, if they are harmed, if the brother is good for me, he will save them." Zhang Qing heard that he had to wake up the duke, let him get dressed, and the three stayed at Zhang Qing's house for three days, Zhang Qing was thirty-five, and Da Wusong was nine years old, worshipping his brother. Wu Song insisted on leaving, Zhang Qing set up a banquet and returned the luggage package, and took out some silver to Wu Song and the princess, Wu Song took the shackles and pasted the cover, Zhang Qing and his wife sent it far away, Wu Song's eyes were ruddy, and he went to Mengzhou with tears.

Before noon, he arrived in the city of Mengzhou, and went to the county government to cast the Dongping Mansion documents. After seeing this, Zhou Yin sent someone to send Wu Song to the camp of Ping'an Walled Prison, and the two dukes took the palindrome and went back.

Wu Song came to the prison city and was arranged to be placed in a single room, and a dozen prisoners next door said to Wu Song: "Man, you just came here, there is silver or favor letters in the package, take it out first, come after a while, you can give it to him, and the killing rod will not really beat you when you pass the hall." If there is nothing to give, even if you are a hundred feet of steel, you have to wrap your fingers around all night. We are all sinful people like you, and we tell you that you have not heard of 'rabbits and dogs are cooked, and things hurt things?' We are afraid that you will not understand the rules when you first arrived, so we told you. ”

Wu Song said: "Thank you for your kindness, I really have some things around me, if he asks me for something, he will give him some, if he wants to force it, he will not have a penny!" The prisoner said: "Don't say this, a man, you are not afraid of people managing people, you are afraid of people ruling people, people are under the roof, how dare you not bow your head! There is no harm in being careful." Before he could finish speaking, someone shouted, "My lord is here!" and the crowd dispersed.

Wu Song unloaded the package and sat in the bachelor room, when he saw the messenger walk in and asked, "Who is the new prisoner?" Wu Song stood up, looked at the messenger with crossed eyebrows and said, "The villain is." He said: "You are also a person with eyebrows, and they all say that you are a good man who fights tigers in Jingyanggang, and the head of the infantry in Yanggu County, I thought you could know things, why are you so ignorant of current affairs! When you come here today, a cat can eat you!"

Wu Song said: "Don't you just want some benefits, some money? The scattered silver is still kept to buy wine and eat, and the master has a pair of tiger fists to give you, do you want to?" After hearing this, he left angrily, and the prisoners came to talk to Wu Song, blaming him for not saying that, and while he was talking, four people came called the newly arrived prisoner Wu Song. Wu Song responded: "The master is here, and he won't leave, what are you shouting!" The person who came took Wu Song to the point hall, and the camp minister sat inside.

Guan Ying called to remove the shackles, and then said to Wu Song: "The prisoners under the stairs can know the old system of Emperor Taizu Wude: when the new army is deployed, it should be beaten with a hundred killing sticks, and if someone comes, press it down!" Wu Song said: "I don't want you to do it, if you want to fight, I will fight, if I dodge a stick, I will not be a hero who fights the tiger! If I want to shout, I will not be the head of the infantry in Yanggu County!" The people watching on both sides laughed.

The soldier raised his stick to beat, and the person standing next to Guan Ying shouted, "Slow down!" and then whispered to Guan Ying.

Wu Song saw that the man was about six feet tall, white and clean, with a sturdy body, about twenty-four or five years old, his head was wrapped in a white cloth, he was wearing a round-necked green robe, tied with a cowhide strap, his right hand was wrapped around a strip of cloth around his neck and hung on his chest, and his eyes were golden and shiny.

After listening to what the man said, Guan Ying opened his mouth and asked Wu Song: "New prisoner Wu Song, what illness did you get on the way when you came?" Wu Song said: "I also eat wine and meat, and I am not sick." Guan Ying said: "This guy is sick on the road, and his face has improved, so let's remember this killing stick first!" The military man said to Wu Song: "This is the kindness of the Guan Ying Xianggong to you, and you say that you are sick." Wu Song said: "I am not sick if I am sick, I have cleaned it up, and it will become a hook and intestine debt if I write it down!" Guan Ying smiled and said, "You man has a fever, so he talks wildly. If they don't listen to him, they will escort him back to the bachelor's room. When Wu Song returned, he couldn't figure it out, and the prisoners asked, "Do you know any nobleman?" and wrote a letter to Guan Ying?" Wu Song said, "No." The prisoner said, "If you don't have the stick, you won't be at ease, and you will come to kill you at night." ”

Wu Song said, "Why do you want my life?" The prisoner told Wu Song some terrible ways to die, and as he spoke, he saw a soldier walking in with a food box and asked, "Which is the head of Wudu?" Wu Song replied: "I am, what are you going to do?" The man replied: "Guan Ying ordered to send you some snacks, and they are all inside." Wu Song saw that there was a jar of wine, a plate of meat, a plate of noodles, and a bowl of soup. Wu Song pondered: "This cell is really not bad, if you want me to die, you have to eat enough to start, I will eat first and then say, death is also a full ghost!" Wu Song finished eating, the man cleaned up and went back, and a few more people came to deliver food in the evening, even with some household goods for bathing, Wu Song still ate and washed, and then a few people packed up. The next day, Wu Song was given a clean room to live in, and it was good wine and meat for several days.

One day, Wu Song couldn't help but hold down the food box and asked, "Whose servant are you? Who asked you to bring wine and rice to me?" The man replied: "It was sent by the little steward of the camp family." ”

Wu Song said: "I am a prisoner and I don't recognize your family's small management camp, and I haven't given him benefits, how can you treat me like this?" The man said: "How does the villain know, the small management camp ordered to send it for three months first." Wu Song was puzzled and said, "How can I eat this in vain?" You told me who the little pipe camp is, and where have you seen me?" The man said, "It is the person who wrapped his right hand in a white cloth in the Dianshi Hall the day before yesterday." Wu Song said, "It turned out to be him, and when he was about to kill the mighty stick, he was the one who spoke!" The man said, "That's him." Wu Song wondered: "I am from Qinghe County, he is from Mengzhou, he has never known me, how can he look down on me so much? There must be a reason! Let me ask you what is the name of Xiaoguanying?" The man said: "Xiaoguanying's name is Shi'en, he fights well, he makes a good job, he has a strong body, and he has two yellow eyes, and they all call him 'Jinyan Biao' Shi'en." Wu Song heard this and said: "He must also be a good man, you bring him to see me, if he doesn't come, I won't eat a bite of this wine and rice to death!" The man had no choice but to invite.

After a while, I saw Shi En running over, and when he saw Wu Song, he bowed, Wu Song returned the salute and said: "Wu Song is just a prisoner, he has never recognized the small camp, the day before yesterday he was exempted from a stick by his wrong love, and now he treats each other with wine and meat every day, how embarrassing, no merit." Shi En said: "The younger brother has heard that the elder brother's name is like thunder, and he only hates Yuncheng to block and can't see each other, and today the elder brother is here, and he doesn't know how to entertain him, so he didn't dare to meet." ”

Wu Song asked: "Just now the servant said: I have something to say in three months, I don't know what Xiao Guan Ying and I want to say?" Guan Ying said: "It's all the village servants who have left their mouths, and my brother has come here for a long time, and his strength is lacking, so it's not too late to rest for three or five months." ”

Wu Song laughed and said: "I had malaria last year, and I was drunk and killed a big insect and tiger on Jingyang Gang, and now I don't get sick, do you want to believe it, I saw a stone pier in Tianwang Hall yesterday, how heavy is it?" Shi En said: "It weighs about three or five hundred catties." Wu Song said: "Let's go and see, see if Wu Song can move?" The two came to the Tianwang Hall, Wu Song shook the stone pier and said, "I'm afraid I can't move!" Shi En said: "Three or five hundred catties of stones, you can't underestimate it." Wu Song smiled and said, "Xiao Guan Ying really believes that I can't take it? Wu Song took off his shirt and tied it around his waist, gently picked up the stone pier and threw it into the air, threw it more than a foot high from the ground, caught it with his hand, smashed it on the ground, and smashed it into a depth of more than a foot.

Shi En stepped forward and bowed and said, "Brother is really a god descending from heaven!" Shi En saw Wu Song's left arm and asked, "Brother, what is this?" Wu Song glanced at it and said: "This is a born Qing Ji, which grows in a large piece of left arm, shaped like a green pine, and my parents named me 'Song,' I want to grow up upright as a pine, tall as a pine, a lifespan like a pine, and a character like a pine, Wu Song also got his name, but my parents died early, and my brother also left me." When he heard this, he said, "Don't be distressed, brother, for if I am not forsaken, I will be my brother's relative in the future." Then Shi En invited Wu Song to the private house.

Wu Song said: "Xiaoguanying can be said to be something for me to do now!" Shi En said: "The little brother has learned some guns and sticks martial arts from the master on the rivers and lakes since he was a child, and the people of Mengzhou call me Jinyanbiao. I opened a restaurant in the happy forest outside the east gate of Mengzhou, relying on my own skills, and nearly 100 outlaw prisoners, this east gate is a good place to do business, there are 100 inns, more than 30 gambling houses, exchange shops, there are ** pass by from there to meet the little brother, and then let her go to solicit business. It can be said that every day is making money, and the wealth is rolling, and at the end of each month, he earns more than 300 taels of silver. Recently, Zhang Tuanlian, who was in the prison camp of this department, brought a person from Dongluzhou, surnamed Jiang, called Jiang Zhong, more than nine feet tall, and he was called Jiang Menshen on the rivers and lakes. Fists, feet, guns and sticks are okay, and the best thing is sumo. He bragged and said: 'I have been wrestling with Dongyue Taishan for three years, I have never met an opponent, and there is no match for him in the world!' This guy was extremely arrogant, so he came to rob my business, but the younger brother refused to give it to him, and was beaten by that guy with punches and feet, and he was bedridden for two months. The day before yesterday, when my brother came, he still wrapped his head and hung his hands, and today is not good, I wanted to find more people to beat him, he has the support of Zhang Tuan's training army, so he can't repay this endless hatred, I have heard that my brother is a hero, and if my brother gives this resentment to my younger brother, he can also be blind to death. I was afraid that my brother would come from afar and not have enough strength, so I wanted to raise it for three or five months first, but I knew that the servant had leaked his mouth, so I had to tell the truth. After hearing this, Wu Song felt that Shi En was not a good type, and he was also a tyrant, so he didn't want to meddle in this matter, but he couldn't get out of prison, so he had to agree.

Wu Song asked: "Jiang Menshen is three heads and six arms?" Shi En replied: "One head and two arms, how can there be more!" Wu Song laughed when he heard this and said: "If it weren't for Nezha with three heads and six arms, I wouldn't be afraid of him!" Shi En said: "The junior brother's martial arts strength is not as great as his, and he can't beat him." Wu Song said: "With my ability, I only beat the tough guys and unreasonable people in the world, take some wine and drink it on the road, I and you will go to him now to settle accounts, and kill him like a tiger, if you kill me, I will pay for my life!" Wu Song was going to go, but was stopped by Shi En, and he was holding each other, and the old man behind the screen came out and said: "The old man has listened for a while, and my son has seen the righteous man as if he has seen the blue sky through the clouds, please go to the back hall to talk about it." The three of them went to the back hall.

The old steward said, "Righteous man, please be seated." Wu Song said: "The villain is a prisoner with the army, and he doesn't dare to sit opposite the prime minister." The old steward said, "Don't be humble. Wu Song listened and sat opposite. The servant put on the banquet, and the old steward personally poured wine for Wu Song and said: "The righteous man is a hero, who doesn't admire it, the dog does some business in the happy forest, not for financial gain, but just wants to add some heroic atmosphere, who knows that it was taken away by Jiang Menshen! Wu Song drank wine, received grace and worshiped four times and became brothers. Wu Song was drunk happily that day, and let people help him back to the room to rest.

The next day, Guan Ying's father and son discussed that they were afraid that Wu Song would not be able to sober up, so they did not dare to call him to go, and pretended to let someone find out that Jiang Zhong was not at home. Wu Song thought it was true, and after noon, he learned from the servant that he was afraid of drinking and making a mistake, so he didn't let him go.

On the third day, Wu Song got up early to wash, wore a scarf on his head, wore an earth-colored cloth shirt, tied a red silk belt around his waist, wore black linen pants and long boots, and covered his face with a gold seal with plaster. Shi En came to invite him to breakfast, and after Wu Song finished eating, Shi En said, "There is a horse in the back trough, I will ask the servant to bring it, and my brother will ride a horse." Wu Song said, "My feet are not small, why do you want to ride a horse? Shi En said: "My brother has something to say, how dare my younger brother not listen!" Wu Song said: "I will go out of the city with you," Wu Song said. Shi En said one by one, "Brother, what do you mean by 'no three but hope?' I don't understand." Wu Song said with a smile: "If you want to beat that Jiang Menshen, when you go out of the city and meet a hotel, you will invite me to drink three bowls of wine. ’”

Shi En listened and said: "There are fourteen or fifteen miles from the east gate to the happy forest, and there are twelve or thirteen wine sellers, each family has three bowls, that is, thirty-five or six bowls of wine, my brother was drunk like mud at that time, how can he do it?"

Wu Song laughed and said: "Are you afraid that I can't beat that Jiang Menshen if I'm drunk? I'm a person who has no wine and no ability, and if I drink a point of wine, I will have a point of strength! I will be very drunk and I will not know where my strength comes from! If it weren't for the courage to wrap my body after I was drunk, Jingyang Gangshang would have been eaten by a big worm! I have to be drunk to be able to do it, and I am powerful and powerful! I have also created a set of drunk fists and feet, called 'Yuhuan Drunken Step ~ Breaking the Cloud Invincible Mandarin Duck Feet,' I have not tried it yet, and today Jiang Menshen can learn it first. "It was July and there was a slight breeze. Shi En had to follow his wishes, and in the scorching sun, the two unbuttoned their clothes, walked all the way and drank all the way, and came to the Happy Forest in more than half an hour.

Shi En pointed to Wu Song with his finger and said: "The forest in front is the Happy Forest, and the one with the plaque at the T-junction that says 'Heyang Fengyue' is the restaurant of Jiang Menshen." Wu Song said: "Since you have arrived, you go to another place to wait for me first, I will go to him myself, and I will call the crying father and mother today." Shi En said: "This is the best, the younger brother has his own place, do not worry about the elder brother, and the elder brother should not be underestimated." Shi En watched Wu Song go to the Happy Forest, and then went back.

At this time, it was noon, the weather was hot, there was a slight breeze, Wu Song's wine came up, he tore off his shirt to expose his chest, he was drunk and pretended to be very drunk, and he staggered around the forest and saw a big man enjoying the shade under the locust tree, and he knew that it was Jiang Menshen at a glance. After walking thirty or fifty steps to the front of the T-junction Hotel, Wu Song looked at a pair next to the door, the first one was written "Drunk Qiankun is big," and the bottom one was written "The sun and the moon are long in the pot," and the plaque in the middle was written with the words "Heyang Fengyue".

Wu Song entered the room and saw a little woman, this woman was Jiang Zhong's newly married concubine when he arrived in Mengzhou. Wu Song found a table and sat down, put his hands on the table to look at the woman, the woman saw it, turned her head to look away, there were five or seven bartenders in the store, all of them were available.

Wu Song slammed his hand on the table and shouted, "Where is the death of the wine seller?" A bartender came to ask Wu Song, "How much wine does the guest master eat?" Wu Song said: "Let's beat the two corners of wine first." After a while, the bartender scalded the two corners of wine and said, "The guest tastes the wine." Wu Song tasted it and spit it out and said, "What kind of wine is the same as donkey and horse urine, change some wine!" The bartender knew that he was drunk, and changed to high-quality wine and served it, Wu Song said: "This wine is still a little interesting." The bartender was about to leave, but Wu Song grabbed him and pressed him to the table and asked, "What is your master's surname?" The bartender replied: "The surname is Jiang! There is nothing I don't know within a radius of dozens of miles!" Wu Song let go of the bartender and said, "Why don't you have the surname Li?" The woman listened and scolded: "Where did the drunkard come from to fart here?" Wu Song asked, "What did you say?" The bartender said: "We talk by ourselves, you don't care, eat and drink by yourself." Wu Song pointed to the woman and said to the bartender, "Tell the prostitute on the cabinet to come down and drink with me." The bartender said, "Don't talk nonsense, this is the master's wife!" The woman scolded: "The son of a bitch, dare to go wild here, and don't look anywhere? Wu Song stepped forward and grabbed the woman and threw her into the wine vat, several bartenders came to beat Wu Song, Wu Song grabbed two more and threw them into the wine vat, and the rest were thrown out of the door by Wu Song.

Wu Song thought: "Then Jiang Menshen will definitely come to greet him when he sees something wrong, so I will go over and knock him down on the street, so that passers-by can laugh." Wu Song happened to meet Jiang Menshen in the past, turned around and left, Jiang Zhong hurried over, Wu Song turned around and used the jade ring mandarin duck feet, Jiang Menshen screamed and fell to the ground.