Chapter 85: Word Measurement
The two vans drove away from the wetland and headed northwest, following the national highway without taking the high speed. Zheng Wen drove the car behind the car driven by the sixth son in front of him, and there were a lot of messy machines behind the car, all of which were the family funds that the little fat man had saved over the years. In addition to Zheng Wen in the car, it was Zhang Dadao and the little fat man who joined.
The little fat man was crying and mournful at this time, shaking his head and complaining: "Senior Brother Tian, I can be regarded as being miserable by you at this moment! Isn't this pulling people on the thief ship? What can I do with my daily live broadcast? Can I be guilty of being with you? What about my income of 10,000 or 20,000 yuan a month!"
Zheng Wen snorted unhappily and said, "You still look down on us? If you hadn't died by yourself, we wouldn't have wanted to take you with us! We have just poured a small fight, and each person has shared almost 100,000 yuan, how many days are there to really work? If you are really unhappy, it is better to leave with us, anyway, there is a vote for us at that time, and we are not afraid that you will go to the police." ”
Zhang Dadao even persuaded him: "That's it, you should regard it as a social practice! Isn't there a saying? What is it called assistance communication?" ”
"Poof~" Zheng Wenzheng took a sip of water, and when he heard Zhang Dadao's words, he sprayed a windshield in one gulp, and coughed: "Ahem, my God, don't you know how to talk nonsense? Is that called work-study?"
"It's the same!" Zhang Dadao waved his hand and said, "It's all manual labor, so know what to do!"
"This can be the same!" Zheng Wen was unhappy, and said: "One is wearing clothes, and the other is not wearing, the difference is big." Look at this fat man, if he wants to sell it, someone has to buy it!"
The fat man was not happy, and he stiffened his neck and said, "What do you mean, look down on me?" Let me tell you, don't look at me fat, if you can't say it, you will have a good mouthful!"
"That taste is heavy enough!" Zheng Wen complained.
Zhang Dadao half-squinted his eyes, leaned on the chair and persuaded: "What are you doing here, everyone is your own people, it's no fun to quarrel!" Zhang Dadao completely forgot that he provoked this matter.
Zheng Wen and the fat man were about to refute, but Zhang Dadao suddenly trembled, his hands and feet twitched as if he had been put on his body by something, and he trembled like a convulsion. Zheng Wen was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "What's the situation! Jump the god! The fat man holds him down!"
The fat man was about to stretch out his hand, but was kicked by Zhang Dadao, Zhang Dadao reached into the crotch of his pants, and pulled out something at once before he stopped trembling. He said, "What's the urgency?" and a phone call came. ”
"Damn, is your phone vibrating so much?, what are you stuffing?" Zheng Wen's face was distorted.
The fat man covered his face and "hummed", and refused to move when he climbed into the seat. Zhang Dadao swiped his mobile phone and put it next to his ear: "Hey, what are you doing, what are you looking for me?"
"En~Zhang Shengyan?What's the matter?No, I'm going far away now, I don't have a card, I don't provide long-distance service here!"
"What, add money, what do you want to count? What are you looking for? This has to be measured! Remote service is okay, add service fees, 5,000 no counteroffer!"
Zhang Dadao answered the phone and heard Zhang Shengyan's name, Zheng Wen's eyes lit up. When the little fat man heard the number five thousand, he stopped humming and looked at Zhang Dadao with his little eyes open. Zhang Dadao nodded for a while before hanging up the phone.
As soon as the phone hung up, Zheng Wen said: "Is it Zhang Shengyan? I heard that he is also a second-generation official! He didn't come yesterday, Wang Erxiao also mentioned it, Dadao, you are doing business again?"
Zhang Dadao said "En", and the little fat man suddenly came up and said, "Senior Brother Tian! This is flickering to 5,000? You are too easy to earn, right? Do you want to help? I will be your agent, not an assistant! I can't have a yellow turban wrestler, haven't you mentioned it! Say that I am suitable for a yellow turban wrestler!"
"Go~" Zhang Dadao glanced at the fat man with disdain, and said: "Go away, you can believe what you say?" just like you, Butter Lux is about the same, wait, it's not strong!"
Zhang Dadao was despising the ability of the little fat man, and the mobile phone was lit up again, but when Zhang Dadao opened it, he saw that it was a photo sent by the feast. The little fat man came over, and when he looked at the photo, it was a blank piece of paper with the word "Yi" written on it.
Zhang Dadao frowned and looked at it, and the little fat man interjected: "What kind of word is this? Senior Brother Tian, are you measuring words? Yes! Can you still come like this? You are also able to keep pace with the times, the combination of modern technology and traditional culture, high! is really high!" The little fat man saw that Zhang Dadao could make money, and his ass was banging, and his face looked like the puppet army commander in the tunnel war.
Zhang Dadao sneered: "If you say so, I won't share your money! It's enough to be fooled once, you have deceived me like this before!" Zhang Dadao looked cautious, looking at the little fat man with vigilance.
Zheng Wen was stunned when he heard this, and asked, "Did you already know each other? Didn't you only know each other yesterday?"
Zhang Dadao and the little fat man were stunned together, and the little fat man opened his mouth to explain: "Wasn't yesterday also before?"
Zhang Dadao didn't open his mouth at all, took out his mobile phone and said, "Eh! The money has arrived! Quickly bring the map, the poor road is going to be settled!"
The little fat man didn't want the family to know that he had been in a mental hospital, and he was also worried that he would be beaten by Zhang Dadao if he exposed Zhang Dadao's origins, so he hurriedly turned over and brought a schoolbag, opened it and took out a "Traffic Map" and handed it to Zhang Dadao.
Zhang Dadao smiled: "Mobile phone map, mobile phone map can be like this?" Zhang Dadao said, tearing off the first page of the Chinese map, and then tore it into pieces in a few strokes.
The little fat man and Zheng Wen were stunned, Zheng Wen looked at the rearview mirror and said: "Dadao, you have collected other people's money and calculated it for others, what's the matter with this thing!
Zhang Dali ignored him, put the handful of shredded paper into his own stick, and began to shake the sticker.
The little fat man looked at it with admiration, and said to Zheng Wen, who was driving: "Brother Zheng, is that Zhang Dashao you talking about having a problem with his brain, and this can make Senior Brother Tian give him a trick? This is fortune telling? This is easy to come, and 5,000 is earned like this? This is not a thing than me selling meat muffins!"
Zheng Wen shrugged his shoulders and said, "You can come and try it!" He looks unreliable, but sometimes he really sees the hell, but he can be said to be right! You haven't seen people draw talismans! That's the real three views are ruined, and the discipline is broken!"
The little fat man looked at Zheng Wen and looked at him a little wrong, lowered his head and whispered: "This world is too easy to mix, a mentally ill person has become a master! Could it be that Senior Brother Tian learned hypnotism in the Seventh Academy?"
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