Chapter 407
Inside the Tianju Palace
"You?" Bai Yu was really a little angry, and he also found out a little, if he was weak, this Tianju Gongzu would have to move forward inch by inch, deliberately making him angry. Thinking of this, he said: "Aren't the qigong you said and the qigong I said both qigong, what's the difference?"
"Hehe" Tianju Gongzu is very calm, it seems that his love for Bai Yu has exceeded a certain range, so he always treats Bai Yu with a patient heart. If others dared to ask like this, they would have been slapped to death with a palm, where could they still stand and talk here.
Even in their center, the flesh man looked at Bai Yu with sympathetic eyes, this is the first person he likes after he became this person who is not a ghost or a ghost, this young man, even now, still respects him very much, although he is now cheapening himself, but he does not.
I still give myself the respect I deserve, and I still treat myself as a person, I really want this boy to live longer! Because the meat man has been here for a long time, and he sees that there are too many people coming and going here, and many beautiful boys and girls just come and go.
They didn't come to travel and just leave, they were gone, but they really became flower fertilizer, and he also saw a few beautiful teenagers buried under the chrysanthemum tree. Now he is really afraid of the young man in front of him, because of a sentence that angered the ancestor, and also became flower fertilizer.
Although the Rou man can also see that the ancestor likes this young man, more than any of the previous ones, but what's the use of this, the authority of the ancestor is not to be chosen. Now this young man dares to let the ancestor answer his question, it seems that there is more than one bad luck, and the meat man feels uncomfortable.
"You're talking about qigong, and I'm talking about qigong, and I'm talking about qigong, but it's different, you're talking about kung fu, and I'm talking about respectful gong, of course it's different. The meat man didn't expect the ancestor to really answer.
"'Qi' is still 'Gong', what does it mean?" Bai Yu was misty in his head. Xindao: This chrysanthemum sect is really too different. Why did you come up with the strange term 'Qi Gong', what does 'Qi Gong' mean? Is it a respect for 'Qi', or is it to let 'Qi' be respectful to his Tianju Gongzu?
"Very understandable" Tianju Gongzu said to Bai Yu with a smile: "This 'Qi Gong', you have heard of it." What is the name of the special elegant word for lababa?"
"Huh?" Bai Yu was stunned: "There is also a special elegant word for this lababa?"
"Yes. It's called 'Degong'. You get the idea. Tianju Gongzu smiled.
"Oh~~" Bai Yu was relieved, and said in his heart: That's really the case.
"But what do you call 'Qi Gong'?" Bai Yu asked.
"Same reason" Tianju Gongzu smiled: "Since Lapa can be called 'out of Gong', then why can't fart be called 'Qi Gong'? Anyway." Anyway, it all came out of a fart door.,So, ahhh ”
"Fart is called Qi Gong, fart is called Qi Gong......" Bai Yu kept grinding while spinning in circles, and finally he stopped and asked, "But what does this have to do with me?"
"Why doesn't it matter?" Tianju Gongzu said: "Didn't you just say okay, you want to be 'angry'?"
"yes, I mean fart. Bai Yu frowned, very unhappy in his heart.
"So, lala" Tianju Gongzu smiled like a flower, and his excited look was overflowing: "I want to see your Qi Gong, whenever you fart and Qi Gong, then, that beautiful chrysanthemum, must be open, this sect leader, I just want to see your chrysanthemum blooming small appearance, that's, what a brilliant and magnificent scene, what a brilliant and magnificent scene, what do you say? hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe......"
Tianju Gongzu smiled proudly, this really almost made Bai Yu angry: What kind of world is this? How can there be such a scum, the taste of scolding is too heavy, people want to fart, he has to look at other people's assholes, and he is not afraid of smoking? What kind of monster?
"Unfortunately," Bai Yu said unhappily: "When I turned my head just now, I had already finished it." ”
"No," Tianju Gongzu said with a serious face: "I have been following you all this sect master, why haven't I smelled it at all? ”
After that, Tianju Gongzu had to take off Bai Yu's pants again......
"Don't, don't, don't ......" Bai Yu hurriedly sweated all over his body, hurriedly pressed Tianju Gongzu's wrist, and said with a smile: "I'm really finished, maybe I'm fast and you're fast, in the process of releasing it, I was unintentional, and you didn't notice it, so it's just, I really finished it, and then the fart was evacuated in the air, diluted, volatilized, and I can't smell it anymore, you? Don't fart too tightly, wait for me, well, when I have the next fart, I will definitely notify you, do you think this is good?"
"Okay, good hair. Tianju Gongzu was extremely dissatisfied: "When you have the next fart, when you have the next fart, I'll wait, grass, then forget this fart, ah? I am unwilling to be the sect leader, what is it, you, come over and ......"
Tianju Gongzu summoned the fleshy man under the white feather's buttocks......
"Come on, lala" The meat man crawled to the feet of Tianju Gongzu and Bai Yu: "'Haina Baichuan Tianju Milk Dabi Liqian Gongzu chooses anus rhubarb Daju Daju Dajiao little master', sect leader, what do you old man command?"
"You, did you smell his 'Qi Gong' fart just now?" Tianju Gongzu asked the meat man.
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Hearing this, Leng Xi stretched out his hand and slapped away Bai Chongshan's hand, which was still tugging on his collar, and kicked Li Ao, who was pulling his sleeve, aside: "Get up, didn't you listen to my son? You are suffering from prenatal syndrome now, you have to find Xiao Gao to take a good look at you, don't be angry with others." ”
Bai Chongshan was amused by him: "Okay, Leng Laosan, you are really good, you are embarrassed to confess your son, and now I am embarrassed to do it to you." ”
Li Ao actually didn't dare to do anything to him, but he was too annoying to speak, so he asked him to theorize. Now that he heard that Bai Chongshan was about to withdraw, he also walked back and said to Yu Wei stupidly: "It's so annoying, if he wasn't my uncle's, I can teach him a good lesson." ”
Yufa smiled: "Come on, don't be angry with him, no matter how you say it, it's also the third uncle, it's just that your mouth is faster, and everything else is fine." ”
Li Ao listened and nodded: "It's true, every time I go on a mission." We have times of danger. The third uncle will rush forward regardless of his own danger. In our base, other people dare not say that among us, everyone has received the life-saving grace of the third uncle. ”
Yubi smiled when she heard this: "I'll just say it." With your third uncle's mouth. I haven't been beaten yet. There must be something special about him, it turns out that he earned it with his life, and you can't be so impulsive in the future. It doesn't matter if he has a bad mouth, and he won't lose a piece of meat. ”
Li Ao laughed when he heard this: "By the way, after listening to the words of the third uncle, I remembered a joke to tell you." ”
Everyone was very happy when they heard that Li Ao was going to tell a joke to relieve their emotions, and Leng Xi said, "Be louder, let us all listen." ”
Old man Li also smiled and said, "Eldest grandson, grandpa also wants to hear about it." ”
Li Ao didn't squirm when he heard this, and stood up generously: "I used to have a friend who went out and saw a dog squatting there, my friend was afraid that he would bite someone, so he stared at the dog, and the dog barked at my friend, and my friend yelled at the dog: What are you yelling at me?
After Li Ao finished speaking, everyone laughed. The atmosphere in the room eased suddenly, and Xiao Gao saw that the atmosphere was just right now, and couldn't help but ask Yumi: "Yumi, do you feel anything now?"
Bai Chongshan covered his face with his hands, he really wanted to die for his daughter-in-law, can you not speak first, don't you see that these people are staring at Yu Wei's stomach now? Everyone wants to know something, why do you have to ask it, let them come out of the horse, isn't it?
Moreover, you are pregnant alone in our family, and the two of them are pregnant in Old Man Li's family, and Zhang Xin's Gaomeng is the same, they are both two people, what are you anxious about, and emotionally speaking, how good is Old Man Li and his grandson, Old Man Li asks one, and they have to answer ten.
And Li Min's eyes are about to fall to Yumi's stomach, and the serious mother-in-law hasn't opened her mouth yet, why do you have to train this person who can't be slapped forward? Don't you see Yuqing standing up? As soon as the two brothers and sisters communicated, how good are you listening to on the side!
Bai Chongshan thought in space, but time didn't give him a chance to stay, Bai Chongshan saw Zhang Xin and Gao Meng, and looked at Xiao Gao with bright eyes. Bai Chongshan turned his gaze to Yuwei and his wife, and when he saw that Li Ao was also smiling, he let go of his heart, but fortunately he didn't give his daughter-in-law no face.
Li Ao smiled at Xiao Gao because he asked normal questions, and his eyes were normal, and Xiao Gao was a researcher, if there was anything wrong with Yu Wei in the future, maybe he would really have to ask him, and he was unhappy just now, mainly because his eyes were too scary.
Yu Wei smiled at Xiao Gao: "I feel a little life in my stomach now, if you have it, you will also feel it, but you have just started to cultivate the truth, and you may not feel so strong in this regard, wait for you to experience it carefully." ”
Yubi finished speaking. looked at Yuqing and smiled: "Yuqing should have some feelings, tell us all, do you have it now?"
Yu Wei didn't admit that he pulled his junior brother in front of the public like this, because he kept snickering behind him. As soon as Yuwei said Yuqing, Li Min's eyes looked at her like a searchlight, she was so excited now, and the daughter-in-law here had another investigation and good news.
Yi Er was also excited, he was ready to fight a bachelor for a lifetime, but he didn't expect that after the end of the world, he married the goddess in his mind, and the goddess was more beautiful than when he saw it before, not to mention, he also gave birth to four eldest sons of the spirit gods, and he also has offspring.
Now that he not only has a son, but also has a grandson in his daughter-in-law's belly, he really wants to have a full house of children and grandchildren, Yi Er excitedly grabbed Li Min's hand and said in her ear: "Wait a minute, we will go to the eldest brother's place, I heard that his family has a lot of recipes, let's get a few more books." ”
Li Min nodded happily when he heard this: "Okay, let's divide the labor, I will learn Chinese food, you will learn Western food and snack bar, and you will serve your daughters-in-law a little." ”
Because of the ability and the reason for cultivating the truth, everyone heard the whispers of the two of them, and the eyes of the two of them were full of jealousy, really, I didn't expect Li Min to take the lead now, not to mention that the four sons are married, and there will be a next generation.
Leng Xi is the fastest mouthful, but this time Leng Jue ran in front of him, and all looked at B2 with envy: "B2, you are really blessed, you gave birth to four little ones, you all married daughters-in-law in the full moon just now, and now you are almost pregnant with children, why is your life so good?"
Speaking of this, he looked behind him and pointed to his group of grandsons: "These children, in terms of quantity, I don't know how many times more than your family, but only Xiao Wu is related to the third child of your family, and our family can be regarded as having another generation." “
After Leng Jue finished speaking, the grandsons standing behind him were a little crying and laughing, and the parrots glanced at each other, smiled at the little rabbits, and said to their grandfather together: "Grandpa, don't worry, we will definitely learn from Xiao Wu, and in the near future, let you and grandma hug the big grandson." ”
They smiled at the little rabbit, the little rabbits were also under pressure, and their number was no less than that of the little parrots, but now they had good news, but they were still single, the little rabbits looked at each other, and began to express their determination to Leng Jue: "Grandpa, a good meal is not afraid of being late." ”
As soon as Leng Jue heard this, I liked to hear it, nodded at a few small ones, and the big rabbit said: "Grandpa, we have a lot of them, and when we give birth to children, there will be a lot of them, and we will send them to you and grandma when the time comes, so that you can like enough." ”
Leng Jue was happy when he heard this, and nodded with a smile to praise: "Okay, I will help you serve as many as you have." ”
Jiang Hui is also happy with the children, but she can't express her position now, there must be another kind of child who speaks at the same time, it's not that the author uses inappropriate words, the children of their family really have to be classified according to race, one is flying beasts, parrots, and the other is rabbits and calves running on the ground.
Jiang Hui smiled when he thought of this, their family is in the sky and on the ground, while Bai Chongshan's family is in the water and on land, and in the future, he will have to let his grandson hook up with their little silverfish, in that case, their family will fly in the sky, swim in the water, and run on the ground.
Xiao Niu saw that the other younger brothers had spoken, and held back for a long time before saying: "Grandpa, we will also do our best to solve the marriage matter, and we will also strive to give grandparents a few more great-grandchildren." (To be continued.) )