Chapter 11: Monsters
However, regardless of whether the first Sage Angel was an albinist or not, I had no choice but to have to strip naked and steam myself every week. But one thing, more hateful than apples and the sun, is that whenever I strip naked, then apply the whitening mask all over my body, and just as I am about to start steaming myself, there is often a damn bastard knocking on my door......
"........." Look,! This must be a curse! I'm getting used to it.
"May I ask which brother outside the door came to look for the Sky God and discuss the mercy of the Sky God under the gentle whispering of the Sky God?" You'd better get the fuck on me!
"I'm Silicon. Great! Tai Xingji, you're here, come out quickly! A monster appears in the city. 」
The Holy Angel of the Wood Analysis!In the Sunshine Pie, it's rare to really like an angel. The reason is that he is really a good person.
"Brother Ximu, please wait a while, under the kind reminder of the Sky God, Xingji is alert that he must face this world with a neat and clean posture. No matter how urgent it is, let me shave off the mask on my body and put on some clothes.
Otherwise, when I appear, it's hard to say whether everyone will attack the monster or me...... I'm a melting monster at best!
"Okay, you take your time, Hoshiki. I'll help you stop that monster, don't worry, I'll leave it for you to clean up!" After the Holy Angel finished speaking, I heard his footsteps leaving in a hurry. You see, how kind he is! If I were a woman, I would have said to him in the gentlest of tones, "You are such a good man!"
People all over the continent know that the thing that the Star Age Holy Angel hates the most is the damn but immortal monster, this kind of monster completely violates the will of the god of the sky-Nut, and the demon attribute is contrary to the Star Age Holy Angel who longs for light, so the Star Age Holy Angel will go crazy when he sees these monsters!
Of course, I'm going crazy, because the only thing that the Holy Angel of the Star Age doesn't have to forgive is a monster! That is to say, I can roar and chop those guys into a lot of minced meat, and vent all my resentment that I have to smile every day and bring the mercy of the sky god to every word, and I can't look at every beautiful woman and have to wear a mask every week!
The master used to say, "Son, you must always look for monsters. 」
"Is it because the Holy Angel of the Star Age swore to destroy all the monsters?"
"No, it's because you're going to go to them all the time to vent your emotions. 」
"Think about it, you laugh every day, every scum has to forgive him, every word has to praise you may never see His Sky God for the rest of your life, if you don't have a way to vent your emotions, if you have depression, then you may not be able to do a good job of the Star Age Holy Angel, if you don't do it well, you will lose your job, and if you are unemployed, you will be even more depressed, and finally you will be so depressed that you will go to see the Sky God. You don't want to end up in such a miserable situation, do you?"
"So, kid, at least every month you have to go to the monster to vent your emotions, you know?"
"What if I can't find it?"
"Don't worry, kid. Here's a special necromancer business card from the church, which can not only specify the type of monster you want, but also report to the public account for the church to pay. But remember to ask for a receipt!"
In order not to be depressed, not to lose my job, and not to meet the god of the sky, Nut, too early, I hurriedly scraped off the whitening mask all over my body, and rushed to vent all my resentment on the monster.
Luckily, I haven't started steaming myself yet. Because a wet mask is definitely dozens of times better than a dried mask, if you don't believe it, next time take a pot of paste and apply it to yourself, then keep the left half of your body moist, and the right half of your body is dry, and then compare to see what the difference is.
When my master taught me the most basic whitening mask formula, he forgot to explain my most important sentence, and when he remembered it and rushed back to remind me, I had already dried the mask and was scraping it off......
"Child, don't put the mask on your XXXX, or you'll ......."
"Ahh
Since then, my XXXX has not grown half a hair.
The master always felt that he was sorry for me, and in the future, he always taught me very carefully and seriously, and never dared to say anything again.
The topic is far away.
In short, the wet whitening mask is clean and slippery as long as it is washed with water, although this flush also washed away the hard work that I spent two hours on adjusting the mask...... My heart aches! The temple doesn't subsidize the money for roses and lavender! I just watched with tears in my eyes as one of my salaries was washed away by the flood...... Damn! I want me to take all my resentment out on that damn monster!
Put on my Star Age Holy Costume and lift an iron sword, I'll rush!
I kicked open the door of my room, and when I rushed out, I couldn't figure out which way I was going to rush, but fortunately, this guy was not only a good person, but also a very careful good person, and he not only rushed to help me keep the monster himself, but also left an intern angel to help me show the way!
I swear that when I'm done venting my emotions, I'll suggest that the temple send you a certificate of good character.