Chapter 500: Don't Eavesdrop on Others
This question has always been in my mind, and when I first saw Pure Heart, I thought that she was a member of the nunnery, and the nuns in the nunnery were really very pure.
If I, the great demon king of the world, pull the incomparably pure nun into the world of popping, and let the nun move with it, it must be a very cool thing.
Men are sometimes lowly characters, and they like to engage in women who look high and arrogant, and they like to conquer that kind of girl, and then hear their waves.
Zhang Ailing's predecessors said that the more innocent the girl, the waves will definitely make men cool and crooked.
Therefore, for this uncle, I also have this idea, that is, I want to see what her incomparably pure face will be like when she waves up?
It's like Tojo Nobunaga, I believe that in the eyes of the Japanese, there must be a lot of men who want her to be Japanese, but they don't have that qualification.
Now, if you say that you will go to hell with a pure heart, I can do it, and I will rejoice.
Although I don't have too much emotional communication with Uncle Pure Heart, but men are lower-body animals, can this also be done?
Moreover, the pure heart also said, the gate of hell, she went, made me want to die, for such a girl with dedication, I have always admired it.
"Uncle Shi, can I really mess with you?" I asked seriously, "I think your nunnery is very powerful when you come out, and those who speak at the level of resistance have all waved, or are they so upright."
"I'm kidding you. Jingxin said with a smile, "You still have to ask the Lantai herring to take a look, if you can really improve your strength in the process of popping, then you are definitely a man like the wind." ”
"Isn't the wind a man?" I asked, I don't like the wind, I like God.
"Boring. "Pure heart gave me a blank look.
"Uncle Shi, if I really become a god-like man, can you let me go to your warm place?" I said with a smile.
Jingxin said: "Let's wait until you become that man, your current qualifications have not been met, and besides, you seem to have a very powerful enemy coming." ”
"Who?" I immediately asked, really fake, very powerful enemy? But it's okay, I have a Zen around me now, I even take her with me when I take a bath, I see who is so awesome that dares to assassinate me.
"I just heard and received the news. Jingxin also said with a smile.
"Then it's settled, and when I become a god-like man, I'll go to your warm, damp place. ”
"Oh. ”
Uncle Pure Heart had a very strange expression.
"Then I'll go find the herring first. ”
I went downstairs, said something to Master Mu Ruo, and then asked for a car to go out, and I called Lantai Qingyu in advance and asked her where she was.
The herring said that he was playing Go with the Yellow Bird, so you can come and take a look.
"Oh, okay, I'll go now, it's the old place, I see. ”
After driving to the place of the Yellow Finch, I still changed my shoes and socks, and the Yellow Bird is really a fork, and everyone who comes here has to change their shoes and socks.
"I'm in such a hurry, there's something wrong. ”
Seeing me walking over, the herring looked up at me and asked with a smile.
"Well, there's something going on, you guys go first. I said.
To be honest, I don't know anything about Go, but I know a little bit about chess. When I saw Huang Que and Tantai Qingyu playing chess and Go, I suddenly had a very evil idea, if I can let these two awesome women talk with me, then I can reduce my life for three years. Especially the yellow finch, after the Lantai herring poisoned me, it still made me feel like Ding Ding, it was really a charming and peerless stunner. The most touching thing for me is that when my uncle An Fusheng left, he said that he wanted to have a good relationship with Huang Que and hug her thighs. Follow the steps of the Yellow Sparrow, and you can fly with me when she is pretending.
Moreover, Huang Que seems to have come down from the capital, and even a top boy like the Wen family is a little jealous, could it be that her godfather is awesome.
Absolutely, I can't wait to rip off the Yellow Sparrow's pants or something, and then say, sing about conquest for me.
Huang Que and Tantai Qingyu played Go for more than an hour, and I also watched it for an hour, and my concentration is really good.
After an hour, the yellow finch finally got up and said, "Let's talk, I'll go change my clothes." ”
After the yellow finch left, the herring asked me to sit down: "Will you?"
I shook my head.
"You don't even know how to play Go, it's not good, you have to learn a little bit of everything, I'll give you some books tomorrow for you to read." ”
"Good. ”
"What about chess?"
"A little. 、”
The herring fish smiled and said, "The old man always likes to play chess, can he draw?"
"No, it won't. ”
"Where's the calligraphy?"
"Nor will it. 、”
"You have to practice. ”
"Well, okay. ”
"You don't ask why?" Lantai Qingyu raised her eyebrows and looked at me, with a bright smile, under the sun, she seemed to become a pure woman, especially looking particularly dignified.
Of course, I know that behind the dignified herring is the charm that can make men explode directly.
"I know that you have to learn these things that must be useful, if you want to go to the end, if you want to climb to the top, you have to learn, the strongest man is not the most terrible, but in his connections. ”
"It's good that you know, so, in order to make you more powerful, I will reluctantly teach you to write some calligraphy, and you take two hours a day to practice with me. ”
"Good. ”
I continued, "Master Tantai, what I have been talking to others is, I feel that my strength has increased, and my speed has also increased. ”
"The speed of the shot?" said the herring squinted and smiled.
I immediately said: "Impossible, unless the woman wants me to do something, otherwise I can persevere, I tell you seriously, Master, is it that your previous medicine has this ingredient?"
"I think it's a little bit, but you know, I've always been a weird woman. "You are in a very special situation now, you can actually increase your strength when you snap with others, I guess it is that all the poisons in your body before have a chemical reaction, plus you ate the pill that Mu Ruo gave you, it produces a strange effect, in fact, the human body is a very complex thing, just like our brain, we have just developed a potential of 5%, so what about 95%?" It is hidden under the epidermis of the brain, not activated by us, and the world's smartest Einstein seems to be the same, his brain development is a little more than ours, so to become a great scientist, relatively speaking, we as warriors, the potential of our body is not fully developed. ”
"If it were all developed, wouldn't it be a god?" I asked.
"Yes, with our eyes, that is God. "It takes more than ten seconds for an ordinary person to run a hundred meters, and Bolt seems to be more than a second, we look very godly, but some are more godly, but you have no opinion." ”
"Oh, I see, after developing the latent genes in the body, you can take as long as you want. ”
"Fuck off. The herring said angrily.
I laughed: "Master Tantai is joking with you, I want to know if my uncle is the most rebellious person?"
"Your uncle?" said the herring smiled. "Your uncle is basically the most rebellious. ”
"What do you mean by basic? That's another one?" I immediately said excitedly, "Is it my father? I think my father is even better than my uncle?"
I couldn't get excited when I thought about it.
Although I haven't seen my father's true face, there should be a legend of him in the rivers and lakes.
Lao Tzu is awesome, and I, as a son, must be awesome.
"Isn't the guy who taught your uncle even better?" said the herring.
"yes, I forgot about it. Every god-like man is not born to be awesome, although he is talented, he still needs to be cultivated and worked hard. "I said, how perverted is the person who taught my uncle?
It's supposed to be an old man, right?
"Talent is important, but personal practice and hard work are the main thing, and I have seen many talented people who have achieved nothing in the end, just staying where they are. The two fingers of the blue fish pinched a chess piece, and then, with a flick of his wrist, the chess piece flew out like a meteor, "It's immoral to like to eavesdrop on others so much." ”