Chapter Seventy-Three: Fat

Zhang Zhaohua stared at him with admiration like this, and it happened that Gao Xu was also looking over at this time, and her heart suddenly moved, and she beckoned him to come here. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info She thought that Gao Xu couldn't see it, and if she saw it, she wouldn't come over, who would have thought that Gao Xu really galloped two steps to the front of the pavilion, and then got off the horse and strode forward.

Zhang Zhaohua grabbed his arm and shouted: "Catch it! Quickly press down this handsome, dashing, graceful, jade tree in the wind, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, the first in the world, and the incomparable jade-faced Langjun, and insert him with a flower!"

This is a repetition of the story of the county lords who had teased her a few days ago, and the women in the pavilion laughed and rushed up, and planted all kinds of flowers on Gao Xu's head, and a golden crown was so crumbling that it was almost impossible to see the outline, and all kinds of flowers were crowded together on her head, as if she were wearing a flower hat. As the so-called "peony, peony, and rose, they all open to the hero's hat".

Seeing that he couldn't put them on his head, and put flowers in Gao Xu's collar and placket, even Yongping was the most foolish, pinning two flowers behind Gao Xu's ears, and preparing to stuff two flowers into his ears, which were pulled away by Zhang Zhaohua.

She circled around Gao Xu, and looked at it and said, "It's like a character like a new science and technology jinshi in the Tang and Song dynasties!" and pushed him out again, laughing and said: "Who's a young man, full of romance!"

Everyone at the banquet saw that the female dependents pulled Gao Xue away, and they didn't know what they had done, and when Gao Xue came out, everyone looked up, and after seeing it clearly, they couldn't help laughing, and the full house almost collapsed.

After the willow shooting, King Yan ordered a banquet, and then it was a tour of the mountains. Zhang Zhaohua took this opportunity to go back to Guanghan Hall to change his clothes, untied the jade beads on his wrists, and poured three or four red date juices in a row, only to feel that the colic in his stomach was slightly relieved.

She was thinking about whether to simply cover the quilt and fall asleep, seeing that there was still more than an hour before she rowed a dragon boat in Jinjing Pavilion, when she heard Han Dong's voice: "Niangniang, the second prince is here." ”

Zhang Zhaohua was startled, and when he got up suddenly, he felt that a torrent seemed to gather under his body and poured out, and his waist and knees were sore, and the soles of his feet were numb, so he simply leaned on the couch and asked Handong to bring people in.

After Gao Xu came in, he was obviously stunned, but Zhang Zhaohua asked: "The king of the county is in such a hurry," she pointed to the little eunuch beside Gao Xu and said, "You are going to ask me about my crime!" Guy because the tray in the hand of the little eunuch was full of flowers that had just been planted on him, and this bad idea was put forward by Zhang Zhaohua first, so that King Yan said that Gao Xu "What a big girl is my son", and he was so good that he was a young hero who was praised by everyone.

Speaking of which, it seems that it is rare to see him in such an embarrassment, after being caught by Zhang Zhaohua's arm, Gao Xu obediently let their group of women dress up, and there is no left and right or left and right dodge, so that the female dependents here are even more up, and after pushing him out, Zhang Zhaohua himself felt that it was difficult to see, and at this time he couldn't help but feel a little empty-hearted.

However, Gao Xu didn't seem to be asking the teacher, but said: "These flowers, with Gao Xu, they are not called, but my sister-in-law should look good when she wears them, and the flowers are beautiful, so I will send them to my sister-in-law to wear." ”

Zhang Zhaohua suspected that he was going to see his jokes, and said: "I still remember that at that time, I also wore spring flowers on my head, but you said that it was ugly, what do you usually only see the seller selling there, today I am just a little trick on you, speaking of the previous sorrow is still in you, so you don't have to repay the wrongs!"

Gao Xu was stunned and muttered, "Yes, do you remember-"

"How don't you remember," Zhang Zhaohua said with a smile: "I still remember clearly, your archery skills were already very amazing at that time, nailing the snake into seven inches, and now it is even more superb, not to mention a hundred steps through Yang!"

Gao Xu smiled slightly: "It's just a game, it's really on the battlefield, and it's not like this." ”

"Yes," Zhang Zhaohua remembered that Gao Xu seemed to ask to follow King Yan to the battlefield, and King Yan seemed to agree: "The king of the county has practiced this good ability, and he must show his might on the battlefield, and he will have a great future in the future, where can we, the women in the boudoir, guide and joke!"

"Look at today's school field," Gao Xu disagreed: "Women heroes, don't let you shave your eyebrows." The archery skills of the ladies are also amazing, and they are not confined to the boudoir!"

"That's right," Zhang Zhaohua also sighed sincerely: "The woman in the north has such a heroic posture, and the arrows are not missing, it is really fascinating!"

"Have you ever seen your mother shoot arrows," Gao Xu said: "She is the tiger girl who can compete with men on the battlefield!"

"Yes," Zhang Zhaohua said suddenly: "I originally heard Mrs. Wang say that my mother's archery skills are really second to none, but now I don't want to end, but I can only think about it, but I can't see it with my own eyes." ”

Gao Xu was about to speak, but he saw Gao Chi walk in from outside the door and said, "The palace has sent you a stove to see if it is the copper flower carving you said." ”

Zhang Zhaohua took the stove and looked at it, and said happily: "This is it." "Every time she has her menstrual period, no matter whether the weather is hot or cold, she has to put hot things on her belly, there is no stove at home, because it is too expensive, but there is also a trick is to pour hot water into the clay pot, and the wooden cork can keep it warm for a long time.

Although the weather in May was so hot that people had rashes on their backs, Zhang Zhaohua's stomach was still cold, and the copper stove gave up charcoal, which was stuffed into her lower abdomen to warm up, and after a while, the heat spread to her belly, which finally made her much more comfortable.

"Why don't you accompany the generals to the island?" Zhang Zhaohua asked Gao Chidao.

"The rivers and lakes are in emergency," Gao Chi rolled up his sleeves: "I didn't take two steps next to Haizi, and I was bitten like this!"

Zhang Zhaohua saw that there were three or four bright red bags on Gao Chi's bare arm, as well as scratch marks, and there were two on the back of his neck, no wonder he refused to hang out.

"Big brother's physique, fresh and fat," Gao Xu said mercilessly: "The most popular mosquitoes, just like me, who has been in the barracks all year round, stinky sweat, how dare there be mosquitoes close to him, and the smoke is smoked to death!"

This seems to have been said, but Gao Chi felt that he was right, and Zhang Zhaohua thought that he was laughing at himself in disguise for being a rough man in the military camp, and said: "The king of the county has been working hard all year round, and his spirit looks very vigorous, where is it that a person like your eldest brother who works hard every day can be compared, usually either he doesn't sweat or sweats profusely, which is the consequence of not exercising." ”

She was telling the truth, Gao Chi was indeed very fat, and the flesh in his stomach was a lump of joy, and he stood up straight and inhaled desperately and still protruded. The root of the thighs is very fat, even if he wears loose underwear, he will pile up a lump of flesh at the hem of the trousers, although he is now delicate and snow-white skin all over his body, but Zhang Zhaohua can fully foresee that when he is a little older, the skin of his thighs will be ugly cellulite when he is slightly squeezed.

In addition to these, Gao Chi even his arms are ugly, he is the so-called unicorn arm, the white fat at the root of the upper arm, shake it hard, Zhang Zhaohua used to hold his arm and tremble, it is like a white wave, it is estimated that let him wear a sleeveless shirt in the future, it is difficult to see crying.

The key is that this person does not have the concept of exercise and health, and his favorite is to sit quietly, and what he says is that he is not as quiet, the biggest exercise of the year, that is, in the spring and autumn, about 20 days is to go to the districts and counties under the jurisdiction of Beiping to inspect, and when the rest of the official business is not out of the city, he is also in old shape, and there are no tools for exercise - Zhang Zhaohua is still skipping rope and kicking shuttlecock in the yard every now and then, and Gao Chi is watching from the sidelines, so that he does not jump rope, but thinks that Zhang Zhaohua is jumping in an ugly posture.