Heroes and knights also have to eat, not only to eat, but also to make money, they will have diarrhea, and there is also the possibility of falling out of love.

But most people read a lot of legendary novels, thinking that heroes and chivalrous, the reckless dragons and snakes on the rivers and lakes, will not be hungry, even if they are hungry, just drinking alcohol is enough. And they will not get sick, they will not run out of money, and they will always be embraced by beautiful women—and if this is the case, these people will no longer be men, but gods who are out of reach.

We are human beings, and we want to see stories of humanity, not to listen to myths without human feelings.

……

Mao Mao originally came to the bookstore to buy "The Condor Heroes", and flipped through "Jin Ge Iron Horse Record" by the way. Unexpectedly, "Condor" is out of stock today, and "Jin Ge" is obviously unappetizing. When I was about to withdraw, I suddenly noticed that the "Sword Qi Yangtze River", which was the third best-selling on the billboard, was also a martial arts, and the name looked a little familiar, as if I had heard someone mention it, so I picked up a copy and flipped through it casually, and exclaimed at first glance: This Nima paragraph is so clearly distinguished, one line and one paragraph, it is just like a prose poem!

Then he swept his eyes, and swept to the short paragraph above, and suddenly the black lines on his forehead were swirling, although it seemed to be very reasonable and thoughtful, but Nima, this kind of vernacular similar to the author's inner monologue can also be directly watered into the text?!

Suddenly, there was a little panic in my heart, my brows furrowed fiercely, and I continued to flip back blindly in a serious critical attitude, and then I saw this paragraph:

Kang Chuyu suddenly said: "I'm afraid that the sun has not yet set, and the birds have died." ”

Xiao Xilou also said: "The sound of birds is suddenly still. ”

Xiao Qiushui was stunned for a moment, and only now did he feel that there was no more birdsong.

And before the sun sets, the returning bird will never be so quiet.

Right now. The three figures swept up, and they didn't know who came first and who came after. The gates of the three halls were shaken open together!

Those who went out were Xiao Xilou, Kang Chuyu, and Tang Da.

In an instant, the three of them opened the door, but they all stood there. I haven't touched it.

There are birds in the yard.

No more, no less, a total of seventy-three little crows.

There are crows, sparrows, swallows, larks, magpies......

They have only one thing in common - they are dead birds.

They also die in exactly the same way.

The neck is severed, and the head is in a different place.

They flew in mid-air and were cut off by a sword.

……

This unheard-of, "full of commotion and thousands of waves" writing made Mao Mao's whole person violently excited, like pouring a cup of cold draft beer on a hot day, and as if he had just released hundreds of millions of high-protein offspring. So he couldn't take a step to leave. Closed the book, exhaled and inhaled the exhaust gas, and then hid in the corner of the bookstore, and flipped through it with a myriad of expressions.

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and "Thousand Degrees Golden Liang Bar" is listed as the "Sword World" topic area of the two major martial arts fan strongholds on the Internet today, and today's top post is a fragment discussion of "Sword Qi Yangtze River", which attracted serious polarization as soon as it came up:

Xiao Xilou moved and took a step forward.

This step is three points solid, seven points empty, and the toes are inward. Heel lateral outward.

Kong Yangqin took a step back.

This step retreats to seven points of emptiness, three points of solidity, the soles of the feet borrow strength, and the toes are empty.

Xiao Xilou and Kong Yangqin retreated and advanced. But the posture of the body has not changed at all.

Xiao Xilou suddenly stepped into the palace position and changed to the male position in one step.

Kong Yangqin suddenly stepped into the earthquake position, and then took a step into the dry position.

Xiao Xilou took three steps forward. Take half a step back, then take another five quick steps. Take two and a half steps back.

Kong Yangqin walked seven more steps briskly and stood on one foot. Jumped and knelt, and then stood up suddenly.

The footwork of the two accelerated, so fast that it was impossible to see clearly, and the footwork became more and more repetitive, but the posture of the upper body did not change at all, and it definitely did not touch each other, Zhu Xiawu and Sha Qiandeng.

The two of them suddenly stopped again, Kong Yang Qin let out a strange roar, flipped back, and the bird threw itself into the forest, swept into the dark woods, and disappeared.

……

"This forced pretend, I give full marks!! as soon as I saw the two of the world's seven famous swords meet in a narrow way, labor and management have long been holding their breath, waiting for them to take out their swords, the tiger roars and the dragon sings and thunderbolts are higher and lower, and the sky and the earth change color, the sun and the moon are gone, who knows that the two of them are fighting and dancing on the street, one is a shuffling dance, a B-BOY, and the famous 'Three Absolute Sword Demons' Kong Yangqin is so frightened that his ass is urinating, and he runs away directly!

"Haha, this paragraph is so mysterious and wonderful. In ancient times, Zhuge Wuhou retreated from the empty city, and now there is Xiao Xilou's awkward dance second sword demon!"

It seems that the author still has some truth in his explanation, they only move footwork, real swordsmen, of course, not only the sword, footwork, body style, spirit, and eyes...... And so on, all of them have to be properly coordinated. If there is a bad match, there is only death, and when the masters fight, there is no room for slackness. ”

The author uses traditional subtle techniques to frame the frame, uses modern personality means as the backbone, and carries out the plot according to the struggle between Xiao Qiushui and the power gang, the number one force in the world, and it is vivid everywhere! However, if it is only related to this, it is just a martial arts novel with good writing. Fortunately, in the background of these ordinary stories, we can also find the snatching spirit and heroic feelings. 'Fei'er should be in Yunzhou at this time, otherwise you should really see him'. This sentence sounds like a thunderbolt to Xiao Qiushui, because he reads it like a thunderbolt that travels for nine days! From "The Biography of Yue Quan" to "The Biography of Yue Fei" when he was a child, from "Man Jianghong" of "Angry Hair and Rushing to the Crown" to "Jingzhong Serving the Country" of "Looking North of the Country", Yue Fei's name is always agitated and sighs, but none of them are as close as this sentence of this old lady Yue written by Gu Wen, as if General Yue is really a person, and no longer a statue! ―― TMD, I couldn't help but shout: Give me back the rivers and mountains!!"

"It's still boring to blow it. The names of the works, the names of the characters, and the names of the moves are all very awesome, but the content of the story is super rubbish. It's a great example of a name better than a content. ”

"The biggest role of this book is to let us know that not all martial arts novels can be loved. ”

Nima swallowed three bottles of bezoar detoxification tablets in a row, and now she is still paralyzed in bed by poison. This book, let's call it a book, is full of the feeling of 'crude kitsch' and 'can't be put on the table', not to mention anything else, the Southern Song Dynasty people are full of modern words such as "psychological effect" and "success", which makes my teeth sour and my scalp numb, not to mention those names that make people laugh dumbly!"

"High energy warning: Before opening the book, you should prepare seven ways to play, fourteen ways to drop the book, and at least thirty-two frowning expressions. Can you resist the vulgarity of books! Can you read the book hard! Bow your head at the moment, close your eyes, and kick your legs: 'Hero, I surrender, don't let me read your book!'"

Here, I can't help but want to borrow the classic drama language of this ancient Wen Da Shi to express my mood at this moment:

Book.

Rotten.

Books suck.

The book sucks.

What a bad book. ”

Unlike in the previous life, on the basis of everyone having already gone through almost all of Jin Yong's novels, "Shenzhou Wonder Hero", a novel with a hidden Jin Yong's structure and obvious Gulong writing style, although it has clear characteristics and is also well received, is far from causing much shock. But now, when Deng Zheng has not officially taken out the mature works of Gulong in the form of words, such a strange "thing" that is novel everywhere suddenly appeared, and the discomfort, vibration and impact it brought can be imagined!

In this case, although the sales volume of "Sword Qi Yangtze River" is still far from "Jin Ge Iron Horse Record", everyone's interest is much higher than that of "Jin Ge", only under "Condor" and "Yitian".

However, perhaps it is related to the current reading habits and the martial arts environment, the interest of many chivalrous friends on the Internet is very polarized, and the performance is particularly "love and hate": I think that the good ones feel that they are simply "second to second Jinliang", and I can't wait to shout "This is the martial arts in my heart", and there is a feeling of "one is a god, two books are sanctified, and three books open the world to chaos and flood, I respect"! I think it's bad and feel coarse and despicable, I can't sleep when I read one page, I vomit blood when I read two pages, I gnaw half of the book and my body is shaky, and I don't lift my impotence after reading all of it......

Similarly, the critics have given much more attention than the Venerable Lingfeng.

Because although the content and writing style are extremely eccentric, and the maturity of the work is also very limited, this "Gu Wen", as the last student of martial arts novels, shows outstanding talent and exuberant creativity in this book, but it is extremely terrifying!

However, this kind of attention and discussion was basically kept within an objective and normal range, until the appearance of an article in "Southern Literature and Art" "Guessing the Heart of Gu Wen from the Three Major Killings":

…… In the novel, the protagonist Xiao Qiushui's Huanhua Sword Sect has three major killing moves:

One is to shatter the blade of the sword with internal force and spray to kill, which is called "rain in the sky".

The second is to use non-sword swords to oppose customers, so it is necessary to "make a sword with a sheath".

The third is to abandon the weapon and not surrender, and die with the enemy, so it is called "Changhong through the sun".

These three killer moves seem to be incredibly powerful, but in fact, they only reflect one thing: "Don't use a sword as a sword." "If we think about it, maybe that's the foundation of Gwen's creativity, when you can't kill your opponent with a blade, why not use a scabbard instead?

Normally, for first-time writers, eighty percent of the protagonists are a reflection of themselves. According to this law, if Xiao Qiushui can portray Gu Wen himself, then the three major killing moves of the Huanhua Sword Technique may actually be the mental journey of this Gu Wen's martial arts creation: one "breaking" two "changing" and "three abandoning". Perhaps, martial arts novels are to Gu Wen, like a long sword to Xiao Qiushui, if you want to kill the day, you must first break it and then stand up, shatter it with internal force, change the sheath and start again, and even in the end, even the inch in your hand must be abandoned. It can be seen that this Gu Wen is indeed very ambitious, and when he is just starting out, he already has a faint attitude of wanting to establish a new order of martial arts and attacking the alliance leader Jin Liang! (To be continued......