Chapter 1: This Is the ...... Overlord!

"Du Lei, let me be your girlfriend, okay?"

"Of course it's good!, but ......" Du Lei had a touch of helplessness on his face, looking at the amorous and resentful man in front of him, "Bingbing, you are a well-known super movie star in the country, and I am just a poor sling, we are together, it is impossible, one day, you will get tired of it and kick me away......"

"No, Du Lei, you have to believe me, even if I have the whole world, I can give up, as long as I can be with you. ”

Du Lei had a lonely expression: "You're just impulsive, I'm not worth it!"

When he said this, for some reason, Du Lei couldn't wait to pick up the flip-flops under his feet and slap his face hard.

"No, you're worth it!" a certain Bingbing said in a solemn tone, then raised his hand and dropped his chiffon long skirt suspenders, revealing a touching snow greasy, his face was like a peach blossom in March, floating with an intoxicating flush, "Tonight...... Don't go, stayβ€”β€”β€”"

"Well, we've only met for the first time, so it's not good. Du Lei felt that his nosebleed was about to come out.

"Really?" the beautiful woman pulled her long skirt down again, pulled her hair to the side, stared at Du Lei with a seductive gaze, leaned on the luxurious bed behind her, swayed an incomparably seductive curve, and giggled.

"Ah, no matter. Du Lei's heart was agitated, he couldn't control it anymore, and pounced......

But at this moment, there were two crisp sounds, and at the same time, Du Lei felt that his face was flashed twice by others, and it hurt hotly, and at the same time, a scathing voice drilled into his ears-

"Damn, hurry up!"

The head quickly regained consciousness and became clear, Du Lei frowned and opened his eyes, very dissatisfied with the interruption of his dream.

He opened his eyes dimly and found a fat man with triangular eyes like a winter melon standing in front of him, looking at him with an unkind expression.

Du Lei's pale and weak face immediately squeezed out a smile: "Boss, is there something wrong with you?"

After speaking, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: How could I have a big star take the initiative to entangle me to be my girlfriend, it turned out to be a dream. Hey, how could there be a girl who fell in love with her sling.

"What's the matter? What the hell are you asking? Are you fucking stupid? "The fat man with triangular eyes jumped like thunder.

At this time, a nurse suddenly appeared in front of Du Lei's eyes, and said to the fat man with an unkind face: "The patient was hit on the head, has a slight concussion, and needs to be quiet, if you yell and affect the patient's rest, please go out!"

Seeing this scene and looking at the surrounding environment, Du Lei realized that he was lying on the hospital bed, and the scene last night was suddenly remembered:

He works in an antique shop on a jade feng shui street, and the triangular-eyed fat man in front of him is called Xu Sanjin, who is the owner of antiques. Although there is nothing good about the antique shop, the boss Xu Sanjin is a full picker, for fear of losing something, a small shop, and has to send employees to keep vigil at night.

Last night was his vigil, and in the middle of the night he found a dark shadow rummaging through the shelves in the store, as if searching for something. Du Lei knew that this was a thief, so he quickly called his boss Xu Sanjin. But Xu Sanjin actually said that he must not call the police, and he came over immediately, so that Du Lei must intercept the thief......

Poor Du Lei had no choice but to bite the bullet and touch a wooden stick, wanting to give the black shadow thief a look, but he didn't expect the other party to be agile, instantly aware of it, dodged the past, and touched a piece of jade antique in the store, and pointed it at Du Lei's head......

Then, there is no then.

Thinking of this, Du Lei felt a hot pain coming from his head, making him sizzle and gasp for air.

However, he couldn't care about the pain, and hurriedly asked Xu Sanjin: "Boss, our store was robbed yesterday, is there anything missing?" ”

"You're embarrassed to say it. Xu Sanjin's expression was like a dead parent, ugly, pointing at Du Lei's nose, his triangular eyes were about to crack, "It's all you! You useless thing! You can't even stop an ordinary thief! You usually eat! We lost several antiques in the store!"

"My antiques!" Xu Sanjin said heartbreakingly, his voice like a cuckoo crying blood.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, boss! I'm knocked unconscious, or let's call the police!"

Du Lei was still counting on this job to fill his stomach, and quickly apologized to his boss.

"I'll call Nimabi's police!" Hearing the police, Xu Sanjin was even more angry, looking at the posture, he almost wanted to come up and beat someone.

Seeing this scene, the clay man also had three points of anger, and Du Lei couldn't help but feel angry in his heart.

Originally, there was a thief in the store last night, and he called Xu Sanjin, because he had to say that he couldn't call the police, otherwise, after he secretly called the police, when the police came, the thief might not be able to escape at all. I had to let myself fight with the thief hand-to-hand, but I was knocked unconscious and went to the hospital. Moreover, now that the antique is lost, shouldn't you call the police!

Damn, it's crazy! Du Lei is so angry that he wants to stop doing it!

It's just that he doesn't know that there is a reason why Xu Sanjin didn't call the police-

Paralyzed, the few antiques that were lost were all tomb robbers from the tombs of ancient princes and princes that were purchased from tomb robbers some time ago, and a lot of money was made, so they were waiting for the right time to sell them on the underground black market. and call the police, isn't that purely asking for jail?!

"You can't stop arguing, let me out!" The mighty nurse sister crossed her waist and stared at Xu Sanjin, who was a head shorter than herself.

Xu Sanjin was so angry that he really couldn't do anything to Du Lei, so he finally snorted coldly, threw down two thousand yuan, and smashed it on Du Lei's hospital bed, "This is your salary this month, deducting the one thousand hospitalization fees I paid you!

was fired like this, Du Lei didn't know why, but he breathed a sigh of relief.

It wasn't the worst he expected. The worst-case scenario is that the dead fat man has to take responsibility for the few antiques he lost, and even bites back, saying that he is guarding and stealing, and going to the police station, then it will be troublesome.

With Xu Sanjin's discipline, he can really do this thing.

"Damn, I quit and quit, and I took two thousand yuan. Lying on the hospital bed, Du Lei comforted himself, while thinking about where to find a job next.

"Have a good rest, such a boss, it's also a good thing to fire him early. The eldest sister of the nurse checked the anti-inflammatory drip and comforted.

"Thank you, big sister. Du Lei's pale face pulled out a smile.

There was still a burst of swelling on the door of his head, burning badly, Du Lei instinctively stretched out his hand and wanted to touch his forehead, but in an instant, his gaze froze, staring at the extra pattern in his palm.

"It's ...... Domineering!" Du Lei muttered.

After a long time of mixing feng shui antique street, Du Lei is no stranger to this animal pattern in the heart of his hand.

Baxia is the sixth of the nine sons of the dragon in the ancient Han legend, named 衑屃 (bixi), looks like a turtle, likes to bear weight, and the turtle under the stele is also. Many of these dragons were used in Han architecture.

He is infinitely powerful, good at doing good deeds, helpful, not afraid of difficulties, and striving for progress, which is a symbol of wealth, longevity, and auspiciousness.

He is the guardian deity of dispelling evil spirits, avoiding disasters, praying for blessings, and protecting the house.

Therefore, on the feng shui antique street, many jade magic vessels in the town house have a domineering figure.

In Xu Sanjin's jade shop, there are many jade magic vessels carved into the shape of Baxia.

"The thief who attacked me yesterday seems to have taken the stone that fell on my head, and he is taking the jade. ”

Du Lei's face was shocked and incredulous.

The domineering divine beast in the palm of the palm has a vivid pattern, and it even seems to be shaking in the waves, roaring in the sky, and a reckless breath is rushing to the face.

At a subconscious glance, the pattern began to slowly disappear again until it disappeared without a trace.

Du Lei rubbed his eyes with his other hand (left hand) and muttered wonderingly: "Is it dazzling!"

Without thinking about it anymore, he picked up the small stack of red tickets that Xu Sanjin threw to him, counted them, and couldn't help but scold: "Scolding Xu Sanjin next door, at this time, don't forget to pit me for a hundred yuan!"

As he was scolding, suddenly, a strong feeling of hunger spread from his stomach, uncontrollable, and became more and more intense. Du Lei, who was hungry, was weak all over, with pantothenic acid in his mouth, and felt that if he didn't eat again, he would die.

Pulling out the drip, Du Lei staggered out of the hospital, his nose twitched slightly, and followed a burst of fragrance into a small restaurant - "Authentic Jinling Duck Blood Vermicelli".

"Boss, give me a bowl of duck blood vermicelli! Big bowl! No, I want three bowls!" Du Lei was almost hungry and fainted, slapping the table and shouting.

"Well, three bowls!" the little waitress girl who walked down couldn't help but be stunned.

"Well, hurry up! What kind of lo-mei, beef or something, give me a few catties too!" Du Lei felt as if he could eat a cow at this moment.

The other dining friends in the restaurant all looked at it curiously. A guy in a hospital gown, when he entered a restaurant, opened his mouth and asked for three bowls, how is it eye-catching.

A lot, three bowls of duck blood vermicelli, as well as a plate of sauced beef and a plate of sauced duck were served.

Du Lei pulled up the chopsticks, and he ate wildly.

In a short time, they will all be wiped out.

But the fatal hunger in my belly still hasn't subsided!

"Three more bowls! No, five bowls! The beef just now, give me another five catties!"

The little waiter girl who was standing next to him staring at him in a daze came back to her senses, "Sir, if you eat so much, there will be problems......"

"Don't talk nonsense, if I'm going to faint here later, it's all your problem. Du Lei was not lying, he really felt that the hunger made his mind dizzy.

"Good, good, good. The little girl hurried to the kitchen, and soon brought it up again to order.

Du Lei didn't say a word and continued to eat.

At this time, the dining friends were almost stunned, staring at Du Lei in amazement like an ancient glutton, swallowing mountains and rivers and eating wildly!

Especially the little waitress girl was about to cry. Nima, this kind of meal is ready to support the rhythm of our restaurant. What do we want with you?

Finally, 'living up to expectations', in the stunned eyes of everyone, Du Lei once again ate all the five bowls of duck blood vermicelli and five catties of beef in sauce on the table.

Feeling still a little hungry, although he could barely hold it back, Du Lei was ready to call for food again.

But at this time, he found the extremely frightened expression on the waiter's head, "You won't still eat", and even some dining friends began to take out their mobile phones and prepare to take pictures of themselves.

"Okay, I'm full!" Du Lei didn't want others to treat him as a monster, "How much?"

"It's 620 pieces in total. The waitress girl breathed a sigh of relief, although the money was easy, but it was too scary.

", it took so much. Du Lei looked at his mediocre lower abdomen, with a sad face, and became a super big rice bucket. But he is a sling, how can he have money for himself to eat like this in the future.

The two thousand yuan that I just got in my hand went to a small half at once.

Du Lei paid, and the little girl sent him out like a plague god.

It's fucking unscientific!

Rubbing his stomach, Du Lei was puzzled, and he couldn't think of a reason if he wanted to break his head.

Still wearing a hospital gown, and before he could go through the discharge procedures, Du Lei returned to the hospital again.

As soon as he returned to the hospital bed, suddenly, a strong tiredness struck, Du Lei's eyelids couldn't support it, and he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

……

A peerless beast with a dragon head and a turtle body, like a small mountain, wanders in an ethereal fairyland, no matter where it goes, this fierce beast will swallow fierce beasts, eat giant birds, and even sometimes open an opening, everyone in a fairy city is sucked into the giant mouth and devoured clean......

Finally, a peerless beauty, stepping on the auspicious clouds of Zhou Tian, slashed the limbs of the giant beast with a sword, and supported the four corners of heaven and earth.

The giant beast couldn't resist it, Ang Tian roared, unwilling to die, a touch of divine soul, but escaped into endless chaos!

The peerless beauty watched this wisp of divine soul escape, just sighed, and did not make a move.

……

"Hey, don't sleep, it's time to get up!" Suddenly, a sharp voice woke Du Lei up from his sleep.

Du Lei opened his eyes and shook his head, it turned out to be a dream! In the dream, the sense of reality was too strong, he felt as if he was the giant beast, and even after the death of the giant beast in the end, the resentment and unwillingness that rushed to the sky seemed to erupt from his heart.

"Now that the time has come, do you want to renew the hospitalization fee? ”

The crisp and pleasant voice penetrated into his ears again, and Du Lei looked up to see that it was a female nurse standing in front of his bed.

It's not the righteous middle-aged nurse sister before, it's a young beauty, wearing a pure white nurse's outfit, spotless, slender and slender, wrapped in a nurse's uniform, and has a strong sense of uniform temptation. The nurse's face is delicate and white, and she can almost pinch out the water, her cute big eyes, blinking and blinking, and wearing a nurse's hat on her head, which looks extraordinarily pure.

"Oh, thank you for the reminder, you don't need to renew. ”

Du Lei replied with a smile.

At this moment, Du Lei smelled an unpleasant smell and rushed into his nasal cavity, making him gag.

For some reason, he felt that his senses of smell, hearing, and sight seemed to be much sharper than before. Even the tiny cotton fibers on the white floor of the ward could be seen, and the smell of potion in the air became stronger, and the sound of the faucet dripping from the bathroom outside the corridor next door could be heard......

Because of this, the smell that penetrated into his nasal cavity made him even more unbearable!

His nose twitched a few times, and he found that it seemed to be floating out of himself.

"I only stayed in the sick number for one day, and my body stinks. Du Lei frowned, and then regardless of the presence of the little beautiful nurse, he directly took off the hospital gown, revealing a strong and smooth muscle.

And on the chest, there was an incomparably hideous beast pattern, exactly the same as the peerless beast he saw in his dream, his demeanor and movements, extremely expressive, lifelike.

When the little nurse saw this scene, her pupils lit up slightly, she didn't expect that Du Lei, who was handsome in appearance, would have such strong muscles. Especially when her eyes touched the fierce beast on his chest muscles, her heart was in a hurry, and she ran out in a panic.

"Why, I actually have a turtle tattooed on my chest. The little nurse who ran away muttered, but her cheeks were crimson.

"Hey, this overlord pattern, how did it shift its position. ”

Du Lei stared at the majestic bully on his chest, looking puzzled and puzzled.

"Damn, it really came from me. Taking off the hospital gown, the smell became even more urgent, Du Lei frowned, and scolded in a low voice, thinking that the beautiful little nurse just now should have smelled this smell and couldn't stand it and ran away.

There is a shower room in the hospital, Du Lei went in to take a shower, then changed his clothes, went through the discharge procedures, and left the hospital.

……

In the next few days, Du Lei was frightened by the amount of food he ate.

Given the intense hunger pang, he ate almost ten servings per meal, and it was still a portion he could control.

Pinching the last three hundred yuan, looking at the restaurant in front of him, Du Lei looked melancholy: "It's really worse, I just lost my job, but I became a super big stomach." After eating this meal, there is no money to eat the next meal!"

"Damn, it doesn't matter, I'll talk about it after eating this meal! It's a big deal to move bricks, and the strength has been getting bigger and bigger recently, so it should be no problem to move bricks." ”

Originally, it stands to reason that with Du Lei's amount of food, going to the buffet must be the most cost-effective.

But in the past few days, he has eaten all the cafeterias he knows nearby!

As a result, every buffet owner wiped his sweat and sent him away like a ghost.

The next time Du Lei wanted to enter a cafeteria again, the waiter was as if he had seen the underworld, and his face was so frightened that he didn't let him enter again.

Walking into the restaurant, Du Lei didn't even look at the menu, he ordered the menu wildly, and ordered more than a dozen in one go.

The waiter looked at Du Lei strangely, and then looked at Du Lei's stalls, thinking to himself, if one person eats and orders so many dishes, only those gangsters in the underworld who eat overlord meals and kill Matt will do this.

"Sir, can you eat so much?"

"Why, are you afraid that I won't pay. Being stared at by the waiter's questioning gaze, Du Lei was very unhappy and directly lined up three hundred yuan on the table.

The restaurant is a cheap restaurant, so the prices are very affordable. The waiter calculated a little in his heart, about a dozen dishes and three hundred yuan was enough, so he smiled and said, "Sir, you misunderstood, this will serve you food." ”

Soon, more than a dozen dishes were served, but within a few minutes, they were all sent into the stomach by Du Lei.

The other people in the restaurant all looked at Du Lei in horror, but Du Lei didn't notice it, because he was so hungry now, and these dozen dishes did not relieve the hunger in his stomach at all, but became more and more intense.

"This, this, this...... Give me these more. Du Lei poked his finger at the menu, looked up and said to the waiter.

The waiter was also a little shocked, but shook his head, and said politely, "I'm sorry, sir." The dish you ordered just now is already 307 yuan, and the store gives you a discount, even if it is 300 yuan, okay. ”

The implication is that the money you just threw on the table has been used up, and if you don't have extra money, you can't order anymore.

"Uh-" Du Lei opened his mouth, but he didn't speak, although his stomach was turned upside down, he couldn't let him eat the overlord meal.

I was about to get up and leave, when a light and pleasant voice sounded in the restaurant: "Waiter, this gentleman's meal money is counted in my account, you can serve him food again." ”

Du Lei and the waiter couldn't help but turn their heads.

It turned out to be a beautiful woman about eighteen or nineteen years old next to her. This beauty wore a baseball cap, a ponytail, and a snow-white chiffon dress, especially a beautiful cheek, which made Du Lei's heart beat uncontrollably. The eyebrows are like mountains, the eyes are sheared, the nose is small and straight, and the lips are red...... Just a glance at the past is shocking.

The figure of the beautiful woman is also very slim, and very thin, even slimmer than a movie star, although it is very pleasing to the eye, but it always makes people feel weak and pity.

"Are you?" Du Lei scratched his head, slightly puzzled.

A strange beauty invites herself to dinner, no matter how you think about it, it makes people wonder, she is not the legendary heartthrob little white face, could it be that this beauty is someone she knew before?

"Don't care, I see you eating, and you have an appetite. Han Yueru seemed to see Du Lei's doubts, and a slight smile appeared on her slightly pale face.

Du Lei was speechless.

At this time, an old man sitting opposite Han Yueru who was elegantly dressed, elegant, and wearing a golden silk Yanjing looked at Han Yueru in a little surprise. Then he turned his head and smiled gently at Du Lei, "Young man, my young lady wants to invite you to dinner, so don't be polite, eat whatever you wantβ€”β€”β€”

My young lady?

This title means that this old man is the butler of this beautiful woman?

In these years, there is a family of housekeepers, and it is definitely a wealthy family. Especially looking at the dress and temperament of this old man, he may not be an ordinary wealthy family.

Since there are beautiful women invited to eat, and the other party is also kind, he is dying of hunger, so he will naturally no longer be affectionate.

"Thank you, I didn't bring enough money today, if I have time, I'll invite you to dinner again!" Du Lei replied with a smile, he wouldn't say that his entire net worth was just this money, and it was too embarrassing.

"This page, this page, and this page...... Give it all to me. ”

Du Lei scratched at the menu.

The waiter stared at Du Lei speechlessly, thinking that this girl is too shameless, people invite you to dinner, and you can't look at it, page by page.

Looking at Du Lei's face again, it seems that he doesn't have to be handsome, how can he be a waiter, not a little white face.

"Okay. Wait. The waiter brother walked away angrily.

Looking at the table full of dishes in front of him, Du Lei felt very happy and pulled up the chopsticks and began to eat wildly, at this time, Han Yueru walked to the table, found a seat and sat down, her eyes did not blink, and she stared at Du Lei very curiously to eat.

Even faintly, his eyes revealed a trace of envy.

Moreover, swallowed saliva.

"Haha, you eat too. Du Lei was stared at uncomfortably, laughed, and handed Han Yueru a pair of sterilized dishes and chopsticks.

"Hmm. ”

Han Yueru nodded, took the dishes and chopsticks, started the chopsticks, and began to eat.

At first, she was still picky, as if she didn't have anything to eat, but gradually, the chopsticks moved faster and faster......

The old housekeeper on the side widened his eyes, especially when he saw Han Yueru eating several salmon slices in one go, and a bowl of lotus seed pig heart soup, after drinking it, his whole body trembled with excitement, and his eyes were faintly moist.

"I'm full. Han Yueru patted her stomach with satisfaction, and even burped slightly.

"Miss, you can finally eat!" The old man's wrinkled face smiled like an old tree blooming!

"Well, Grandpa Hu, you've eaten a lot. ”

Du Lei was on the side, speechless when he listened, what does it mean to be able to eat, as long as it is a person, there are still people who can't eat?